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#87 - oooh and can you tape it for me? 07/22/2012 on Marbles 0
#81 - and when he ask why you answer "otherwise he will steal m… 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#79 - why can i imagine you just standing there like a mad man "…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#81 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
and when he ask why you answer "otherwise he will steal my duct tape, and if not the duct tape, then my TV remote!"
User avatar #80 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
because im awesome like that and also i just realized you can see my reflection in the big marble
#76 - do it by not telling him why just ask, will you trade your dog…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +2
User avatar #77 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Ya ill do it that way i like that
#79 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
why can i imagine you just standing there like a mad man "can i trade your dog for these marbels"

Showing the marbels in your hands while having puppy eyes
#81 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
and when he ask why you answer "otherwise he will steal my duct tape, and if not the duct tape, then my TV remote!"
User avatar #80 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
because im awesome like that and also i just realized you can see my reflection in the big marble
#65 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#57 - Trade dog 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#54 - if you cant, you send me duct tape in corner of picture! …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
User avatar #56 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Im afraid what you may do with the duct tape
#58 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
OK OK Ill text him in the morning and ask
#59 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
im siting next to him and im a bit afraid now too
plz send the TV remote! and not the duct tape
#60 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
will you have to think of it this way, what would he do with the remote.

And jst for the hell of it.... BRING OUT THE DANCING MUHAMMAD LOBSTER
#61 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
he will use the remote on the tv as a remote is not some time to play with! :P
User avatar #62 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Well he can't its a dish remote that is programmed for my TV box/.
#63 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
are you threating me! :P
#65 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
i took alL the tipi and burned it. NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE CLEAN
#66 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
You have any rolio for my bunghole??
User avatar #67 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
I burned that to, And the hustler that was previously in the mans facility is now burned as well.
#68 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
run as you may, you can not escape.
User avatar #69 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
for my hand is burning red
#71 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
i dont like red, my favorite color is green :D
#72 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
ok
#73 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
her to see this http://www. [url deleted]
#74 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
http://www. [url deleted] watch?v=eM3LnNjAZh0&feature=related
#75 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
you tube why cant i just type it normaly XD
#57 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
Trade dog
#47 - Better Deliver xD 07/22/2012 on Marbles +2
#40 - **xak rolls 777** trade them for a dog [better be a big one]  [+] (32 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +20
User avatar #50 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
My neighbor Has an old dog. Maybe I can at least trade him all the marbles for day. i'll see though.
#87 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
oooh and can you tape it for me?
#76 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
do it by not telling him why just ask, will you trade your dog for these marbels.

since you are only borrowing it
User avatar #77 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Ya ill do it that way i like that
#79 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
why can i imagine you just standing there like a mad man "can i trade your dog for these marbels"

Showing the marbels in your hands while having puppy eyes
#81 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
and when he ask why you answer "otherwise he will steal my duct tape, and if not the duct tape, then my TV remote!"
User avatar #80 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
because im awesome like that and also i just realized you can see my reflection in the big marble
#54 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
if you cant, you send me duct tape in corner of picture!

if you cant that either, you send me TV remote!
User avatar #56 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Im afraid what you may do with the duct tape
#58 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
OK OK Ill text him in the morning and ask
#59 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
im siting next to him and im a bit afraid now too
plz send the TV remote! and not the duct tape
#60 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
will you have to think of it this way, what would he do with the remote.

And jst for the hell of it.... BRING OUT THE DANCING MUHAMMAD LOBSTER
#61 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
he will use the remote on the tv as a remote is not some time to play with! :P
User avatar #62 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Well he can't its a dish remote that is programmed for my TV box/.
#63 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
are you threating me! :P
#65 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
i took alL the tipi and burned it. NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE CLEAN
#66 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
You have any rolio for my bunghole??
User avatar #67 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
I burned that to, And the hustler that was previously in the mans facility is now burned as well.
#68 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
run as you may, you can not escape.
User avatar #69 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
for my hand is burning red
#71 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
i dont like red, my favorite color is green :D
#72 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
ok
#73 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
her to see this http://www. [url deleted]
#74 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
http://www. [url deleted] watch?v=eM3LnNjAZh0&feature=related
#75 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
you tube why cant i just type it normaly XD
#57 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
Trade dog
#45 - lupislord (07/22/2012) [-]
#44 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
GOD DAMNIT....I'll see what i can do
#47 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
Better Deliver xD
#42 - hunhitch Comment deleted by xak
#43 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
but but i like cats mores
#28 - **xak rolls 249** make a hole that is 1 square meter 07/22/2012 on Marbles +2
#23 - **xak rolls 826** play your favorite online game with them …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +2
#25 - diskky (07/22/2012) [-]
**diskky rolls 107** what he said
#18 - **xak rolls 011** wrong number 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#3 - **xak rolls 40** make a cake and feed it to children  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Marbles +1
#18 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
**xak rolls 011** wrong number
#31 - have you completed the second game?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Portal Fact Comp 0
User avatar #147 - undeaddog (07/22/2012) [-]
yes, did you read number 17?
#148 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
apperently not since the world she comes out to is a beautiful field of happiness, not poison.
User avatar #149 - undeaddog (07/22/2012) [-]
aparently you didnt read the comment... Do you even know what a halucigenic poison is?
#150 - xak (07/22/2012) [-]
i would love to have a link to that poison of yours if you may, since i cant find any info about it
User avatar #151 - undeaddog (07/22/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen sorry about misspelling the word
#57 - what is anime number 1?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 567 0
User avatar #58 - fuckmymen (07/17/2012) [-]
#47 - dranagra
#128 - i we do why do we still kill each other? 07/17/2012 on One of the first things I... 0
#2885 - the problem is that he believes in and that a belief is not go… 07/16/2012 on Student vs Teacher 0
#2884 - Jewish people believe in god just so you know it, hes called J… 07/16/2012 on Student vs Teacher 0
#2883 - it depends on how you see it, many people have done something … 07/16/2012 on Student vs Teacher 0
#4 - my only question to op now is, what the hell are you looking u…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Rule 34 - No exceptions +12
#9 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
you sir made me laugh so hard... a million mini-thumbs for you...
#5 - hayling (07/12/2012) [-]
I will hold that secret till i die..
#1 - wow really? 07/12/2012 on Rule 34 - No exceptions +6
#59 - naah took me ½ 07/12/2012 on YES. 0
#64 - a girl touching herself 07/10/2012 on Subliminal Message Comp +3
#61 - Comment deleted 07/10/2012 on Subliminal Message Comp 0
#754 - chibi mermaid, and im a man. 07/10/2012 on discover your destiny. +1
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#1 - hunhitch (07/22/2012) [-]
Ok xak here you go i didn't vid tape it sorry

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3932072/Op+delivers+for+xak
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