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xadakk

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Gender: male
Interests: WWII, WWII, WWII, Germany Circa WWII
Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Not sure
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4398
Comment Ranking:#24078
Highest Content Rank:#855
Highest Comment Rank:#3010
Content Thumbs: 12045 total,  13243 ,  1198
Comment Thumbs: 3474 total,  3840 ,  366
Content Level Progress: 86.8% (434/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:3
Content Views:310025
Times Content Favorited:792 times
Total Comments Made:1275
FJ Points:15409
Favorite Tags: I trusted you (3) | here (2) | or (2)
I accidentally into the Wehrmacht...Off to Poland.

latest user's comments

#54 - He even licked the ******* plate clean. 10/23/2014 on Don't Sneeze While You Pee +1
#184 - Does anyone have the video with the Blue and Red apples and th… 10/17/2014 on /b/ space program 0
#90 - The intelligence needs to be halved...at least... Idiot wo… 10/14/2014 on Damn Straight 0
#86 - AWWW YEAAAAA 10/10/2014 on We're back, bitches. 0
#102 - Yeah, everyone gives a **** about athletes punching out…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on even more dumb ass shit -1
#136 - sirowlington (09/22/2014) [-]
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
#70 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on wearing glasses +7
#86 - caffeinecommissar (09/12/2014) [-]
>"Wave your hands"
>Waves whole body

Good thinking, now the other blindfags "visually impairedfags" doesn't carry the same impact will know for sure that you're blind.
#1 - Blindfag here...true story  [+] (17 new replies) 09/11/2014 on wearing glasses +299
User avatar #88 - shieeetposter (09/12/2014) [-]
I remember when I was a little kid and we did these eye tests, I would cheat so I would feel smarter. So when they prescribed me glasses, they weren't any help.

My eyesight was -8 at the left eye and -6 on the right. It's been worsening because of science.
#71 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
I can also corroborate this statement.

-11 blindfag here as well
#72 - zdaninjamonkey (09/12/2014) [-]
This was m statement....just forgot to log in
User avatar #57 - vilemkll (09/12/2014) [-]
i'd my eyes lasered to get rid of my blindness 10/10 would recommend.
it was the most horrible time out of my life and you're blind for atleast 4 hours, not to mention the fact that actual light hurts your eyes in reality i would 4/10 but would still recommend.
#46 - wedgie (09/12/2014) [-]
#40 - genepool (09/12/2014) [-]
What does the change look like to a blind man
#24 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
-7.25 master race reporting in
User avatar #67 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/12/2014) [-]
-7.25
Wut?
What is that in 20/X rating?
User avatar #55 - Tazdingo (09/12/2014) [-]
Holy shit, i have -4.0, your glasses must basically be high powered sniper scopes held together by duct tape
#25 - magnorph (09/12/2014) [-]
fuken hell i have -4.75 and i thought my eye sight was terrible. Can you even wear contacts or is it just like strait glass in your eyes?
User avatar #75 - mcroflskates (09/12/2014) [-]
-7 in my right eye and -7.5 in my left. Glasses need to be thinned or they get kinda heavy, and yes you can still wear contacts. Can't see shit for anything when I take off my glasses, can't even read with my left eye with my glasses on. I don't have depth perception either...
#89 - magnorph (09/12/2014) [-]
well holy fuck do you even life m7? i can read from about a foot away from my face and my friends make fun of me for that. dat literal perspective doe.
User avatar #90 - mcroflskates (09/13/2014) [-]
I can't even see more than i think 3 or 4 inches away from my face, and everything looks like a realistic, moving painting haha but I get by. You get used to it
#12 - Indoknight (09/11/2014) [-]
wave your arms if you can read this
#70 - xadakk (09/12/2014) [-]
#86 - caffeinecommissar (09/12/2014) [-]
>"Wave your hands"
>Waves whole body

Good thinking, now the other blindfags "visually impairedfags" doesn't carry the same impact will know for sure that you're blind.
#9 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Almost got me
#59 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Thumb This Up If You Want... 0
#126 - Trying to get in a girls pants... 09/04/2014 on (untitled) +7
#18 - What gets even more terrifying is when you realize...that's a … 09/03/2014 on No One Ever Listens +4
#41 - I'll say it. Source on video? 09/03/2014 on anon finally finds jlaw's... +3
#115 - Admins FW 09/02/2014 on Oh Boi +4
#51 - Y'all ****** playin with fire....I want in. 09/02/2014 on Meh. +4
#17 - I will wait. I swear it. 08/31/2014 on The End of the femaleader +1
#68 - What nearly everyone in the comments did after the first line....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Can we just tone it down a... 0
#70 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
I understood the post, and then responded to the comments
#140 - Yiss 08/28/2014 on child-bearing hips +11
#912 - Draw me like one of your French girls! 08/24/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#394 - WE DID A THING GUYS! A WHOLE ******* THING! 08/24/2014 on We're relevant! +6
#85 - Many thanks. 06/22/2014 on It's a W├╝stenfuchs. It... +1
#59 - Best attack I can recall was when a sand storm blew in the Bri…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on It's a W├╝stenfuchs. It... +4
User avatar #80 - stonedphreak (06/22/2014) [-]
it's "Greif" and "Panzer greift an"
User avatar #85 - xadakk (06/22/2014) [-]
Many thanks.
#72 - ******* lost it at "Zelda Pequena"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Leaks +1
User avatar #121 - pastamaster (06/09/2014) [-]
I could see "Link's Wiener" as a character in that roster.
#12 - Looks like a Squadron Leader or even Mission Leader...big iden… 06/07/2014 on luftwaffles 0
#122 - Wehrmacht =/= Waffen SS, Nazi, Einsatzkommandos, etc....fact c… 06/07/2014 on WWII German Army comp 2 0
#21 - I want to keep thumbing this up...but both my hands are occupi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Samus +2
User avatar #77 - fzjoss (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, its hard to fap holding a magnifying glass and some tweezers
#182 - That ****** with the Totenkopf Krusher Kap 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #32 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#30 - killerturd (12/25/2012) [-]
heretic!!!
heretic!!!
#31 to #30 - xadakk (12/29/2012) [-]
SEMPER IRRATUS
#24 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
this ies 4 u
this ies 4 u
#25 to #24 - xadakk (09/12/2012) [-]
What is this i dont even..
What is this i dont even..
#26 to #25 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
& this.
& this.
#27 to #26 - xadakk (09/12/2012) [-]
******		 Saved
****** Saved
#28 to #27 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
Hnnnnng,   
   
this oldfag's got plenty moar.
Hnnnnng,

this oldfag's got plenty moar.
#29 to #28 - xadakk (09/12/2012) [-]
nuff said
nuff said
#22 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
So i can see...
#1 - killerturd (04/29/2012) [-]
MFW im a higher level than you
MFW im a higher level than you
#2 to #1 - xadakk (04/29/2012) [-]
MWF idc
#3 to #2 - killerturd (04/30/2012) [-]
MFW i dont care that you dont care lol
MFW i dont care that you dont care lol
#4 to #3 - xadakk (04/30/2012) [-]
That doesnt even make sense. That gif makes no sense dumb 			****		. Get off the internet.
That doesnt even make sense. That gif makes no sense dumb **** . Get off the internet.
#5 to #4 - killerturd (05/01/2012) [-]
...so much anger with this one..
...so much anger with this one..
#6 to #5 - xadakk (05/01/2012) [-]
nuff said.
nuff said.
#8 to #7 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Bring it bitch.
Bring it bitch.
#9 to #8 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
DIE!!!!!
DIE!!!!!
#10 to #9 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
It has no effect on ME
It has no effect on ME
#11 to #10 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
fine EAT THIS!!
fine EAT THIS!!
#13 to #12 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
o so you wana play it like that huh? come on boys lets show him how its done
o so you wana play it like that huh? come on boys lets show him how its done
#14 to #13 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Simple Solution.
Simple Solution.
#15 to #14 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
exterminatus huh?
#16 to #15 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Where is your god now.
#18 to #17 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
MFW thats not a God...
#19 to #18 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
dude it the C'tan the nightbringer
#20 to #19 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh do tell how the essence of Night Bringer is a god...
User avatar #23 to #20 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
wait!!! the necron worship him as a god right?
#21 to #20 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
..........i am not a smart man lol
..........i am not a smart man lol
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