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#93 - I believe the High Marshall himself would have quite a time pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on GG Terminator 0
#98 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
Helbrecht aint got nothing on Dante though.
#91 - Its only a few Death Company versus what is arguably the 2nd l…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2013 on GG Terminator 0
#92 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
A few is all we need, with the might of Astorath
#93 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
I believe the High Marshall himself would have quite a time playing with Astorath
#98 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
Helbrecht aint got nothing on Dante though.
#9 - Comment deleted 02/07/2013 on big problem -2
#58 - I just giggle at orks as they take Pie plate after Pie plate o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on WAAAGH 0
#77 - maucorn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - deadrifler (02/09/2013) [-]
I enjoy my orcs for shenanigians like biker nob attack squads, trukks full of burna boys and the sheer fun of looted wagons and modelling different IG/Space Marine vehicles to be orky for looted wagons. ;)

I used to have a Baneblade remodelled to be a battlewagon, but it got severely damaged in a car accident.
#84 - Picture 02/07/2013 on Could be usefull even today 0
#30 - I believe the honorable Sword Brother would beg to differ. 02/07/2013 on GG Terminator +2
#29 - ************* Black Templars  [+] (8 new replies) 02/07/2013 on GG Terminator +9
#90 - spartanonefivesix (02/07/2013) [-]
Bitch i eat people!
love that show
#86 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
Sorry what was that, I cant hear you over the roar of the death company
#91 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
Its only a few Death Company versus what is arguably the 2nd largest Chapter in the Imperium.
#92 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
A few is all we need, with the might of Astorath
#93 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
I believe the High Marshall himself would have quite a time playing with Astorath
#98 - dylandiekunst (02/07/2013) [-]
Helbrecht aint got nothing on Dante though.
#39 - BrotherDeath (02/07/2013) [-]
Bitches love cannons.
#49 - glasstrampoline (02/07/2013) [-]
TANKRED ENDURES.
#6 - This bad ass ran into combat with a ************* …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Real Men +141
User avatar #97 - JoshBauer (02/08/2013) [-]
Yes, you read Cracked, we all saw it too.
#93 - EdwardNigma (02/08/2013) [-]
I like this thread.
User avatar #90 - failtolawl (02/08/2013) [-]
and he got all of his squad member's killed and should have been put on trial for it.
#51 - jordanthebored (02/07/2013) [-]
just read the wiki page on him, the guy was amazing
' In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.'
#24 - gisuar (02/07/2013) [-]
i prefer those stories of british and german soldiers celebrating christmas together in the middle of WWI
User avatar #64 - thestolensweetrole (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I always thought that was awesome. Ya know until they were all arrested.
User avatar #14 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/07/2013) [-]
And when the war ended he was disappointed and said " If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years"
#12 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
He would the last time he was POW be executed, but a german division under Wichard von Alvensleben had protected the prisoners from the SS
User avatar #7 - lolwatthe (02/07/2013) [-]
not to mention he captured the Germans one by one at night then marched them back to camp.
#24 - Picture 02/07/2013 on WAAAGH +3
#23 - I love watching Orks fail that charge distance. they get shot …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2013 on WAAAGH +3
User avatar #35 - deadrifler (02/07/2013) [-]
That is why most ork players have retooled to shootas. Who needs charges when we can throw 40+ dice at you per shooting phase per squad XD Our ballistic skill be damned
User avatar #58 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
I just giggle at orks as they take Pie plate after Pie plate of Str8 AP3 Bullshit
#77 - maucorn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - deadrifler (02/09/2013) [-]
I enjoy my orcs for shenanigians like biker nob attack squads, trukks full of burna boys and the sheer fun of looted wagons and modelling different IG/Space Marine vehicles to be orky for looted wagons. ;)

I used to have a Baneblade remodelled to be a battlewagon, but it got severely damaged in a car accident.
User avatar #31 - flutterdoc (02/07/2013) [-]
Necrons: distort time and space so you always fail your charge. naw but seriously I've been playing necrons for 9 years and there codex is full of bullshit.
#22 - Am i the only one who really wants to see those pictures....?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Could be usefull even today +2
#52 - screamingdemon (02/07/2013) [-]
Who is this guy?
#84 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - TIIColdKillaIIT (02/07/2013) [-]
same haha
#2372 - **xadakk rolled a random image posted in comment #2806917 a… 02/06/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#113 - STEEEEEEEEL LEGION!! 02/06/2013 on evry tim +2
#59 - At least he went down with his post hahaha 02/03/2013 on Disney is actually pretty... 0
#752 - You say banned for civilians then say you can get one with a C… 02/01/2013 on Will delete profile -- see... 0
#706 - You would be horribly surprised what a roll of ducttape can do...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on Will delete profile -- see... 0
#741 - frijoles (02/01/2013) [-]
I did consider that and you'd be surprised how unrealistic that really is. Even if you took the time to do that and say you used extreme patience to level a laser sight and such, afer a few minutes of firing the adhesive on the duct tape would begin to wear out and the extra parts would not be effectively held in place for long.. and if it was even remotely effective you would see it all the time since it would be significantly cheaper than buying tactical modifications that are attached to a rail.

Disclaimer: ive never used duct tape to secure anything to a weapon so its just a theory of what would happen. But i do know that in basic training we used duct tape to identify our weapons and we were specifically told not to use duct tape on the barrel or hand guard to avoid damage to the weapon.
#702 - You just went full retard. You are why i can't talk about my S… 02/01/2013 on Will delete profile -- see... +2
#21 - For you sick ***** ...like me....Here is the link …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Lucky day in the Imperial Army +10
User avatar #51 - garvielxloken (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh god-emperor xDD "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, XENO WHORE?"
User avatar #47 - flutterdoc (02/01/2013) [-]
problem is that eldar reproduce completely differently than humans namely the father has to add his seed several times through out the pregnancy.
User avatar #24 - sanguinius (01/30/2013) [-]
Guys read alternate ending with orkz, totally worth it ;D
#26 - zielscheibe (01/30/2013) [-]
- Ma name iz Klint. - He turned his face to her.- Klint Izwudd


I so lost it at this part :D
#49 - cartridge (02/01/2013) [-]
#53 - Schwarzenegger (02/11/2013) [-]
#50 - zielscheibe (02/01/2013) [-]
fukkn saved

now i want to see an epic Ork vs Space Marine rock off
User avatar #25 - DerpScout (01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, ork ending is best ending. WAAAAAGH
#12 - Tactical Genius Hurr 01/29/2013 on Teletubbies +1
#21 - Picture 01/29/2013 on Irony 0
#101 - Comment deleted 01/28/2013 on Combo breaker! 0
#187 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Virginity for sale +1
User avatar #301 - thestrangestboner (01/28/2013) [-]
quit using this gif every 10 seconds, it's been a dead horse for a long time
#87 - Germany pulled off Mixed gender units pretty well. I just thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on It has begun +16
User avatar #150 - EvilFluffyBunny (01/26/2013) [-]
Same as gay men and lesbian women.
#81 - Supreme Commander... **** yeah. 01/25/2013 on Writer's Block +1
#13 - Why the **** is that a link... 01/21/2013 on crrrrackk 0

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#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#30 - killerturd (12/25/2012) [-]
heretic!!!
heretic!!!
#31 to #30 - xadakk (12/29/2012) [-]
SEMPER IRRATUS
#24 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
this ies 4 u
this ies 4 u
#25 to #24 - xadakk (09/12/2012) [-]
What is this i dont even..
What is this i dont even..
#26 to #25 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
& this.
& this.
#28 to #27 - UNIQUELOL (09/12/2012) [-]
Hnnnnng,   
   
this oldfag's got plenty moar.
Hnnnnng,

this oldfag's got plenty moar.
#29 to #28 - xadakk (09/12/2012) [-]
nuff said
nuff said
#22 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
So i can see...
#1 - killerturd (04/29/2012) [-]
MFW im a higher level than you
MFW im a higher level than you
#2 to #1 - xadakk (04/29/2012) [-]
MWF idc
#3 to #2 - killerturd (04/30/2012) [-]
MFW i dont care that you dont care lol
MFW i dont care that you dont care lol
#4 to #3 - xadakk (04/30/2012) [-]
That doesnt even make sense. That gif makes no sense dumb 						****					. Get off the internet.
That doesnt even make sense. That gif makes no sense dumb **** . Get off the internet.
#5 to #4 - killerturd (05/01/2012) [-]
...so much anger with this one..
...so much anger with this one..
#6 to #5 - xadakk (05/01/2012) [-]
nuff said.
nuff said.
#8 to #7 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Bring it bitch.
Bring it bitch.
#9 to #8 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
DIE!!!!!
DIE!!!!!
#10 to #9 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
It has no effect on ME
It has no effect on ME
#11 to #10 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
fine EAT THIS!!
fine EAT THIS!!
#13 to #12 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
o so you wana play it like that huh? come on boys lets show him how its done
o so you wana play it like that huh? come on boys lets show him how its done
#14 to #13 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Simple Solution.
Simple Solution.
#15 to #14 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
exterminatus huh?
#16 to #15 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Where is your god now.
#18 to #17 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
MFW thats not a God...
#19 to #18 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
dude it the C'tan the nightbringer
#20 to #19 - xadakk (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh do tell how the essence of Night Bringer is a god...
User avatar #23 to #20 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
wait!!! the necron worship him as a god right?
#21 to #20 - killerturd (05/02/2012) [-]
..........i am not a smart man lol
..........i am not a smart man lol
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