and most of the credit should go to tehnoobpwnzor his stories were better than mine.

yours were good too man :P and im sure in a few years we'l have more to tell

i already have one, and i feel like amelianias will want to read it. last night i got into my dad's tequila, and had about 3 or 4 doubles. this was not as good of an idea as i'd hoped, and it got to the point where i could barely walk, couldn't stand upright without leaning on a wall, and i threw up all over my bed and bathroom. my parents know EXACTLY what happened, and they're torn between amusement and being pissed.

hahaha XD well a couple of years back (i just remembered this after you mentioned stealing alcohol) me and a friend we're pretty un experienced when it came to alcohol so we thought we'd raid his parents alcohol cabinet and top em up with a bit of water to what we took we ended up mixing like whiskey, gin, vodka, rum and all sorts in one 500ml bottle and we drank it all it tasted of chlorine or something but we ended up drunk off our arses in around 10 minutes it was hilarious until my mate threw up his pizza

yeah, i don't drink much. and the expression "one tequila two tequila three tequila floor" was very true in my case.

hahaha i wish i was like that it would be so much cheaper

I love your stories xD I personally can't stand alcohol in any form (Its kind of ironic considering i'm irish) after what happened in mexico

mexico eh? that sounds like a good story :P do tell, if you feel comfortable with it haha

I was walking around and they thought I looked older than I am. They thought I was 18 so they pulled me into a alcohol store (Im actually 16) The guy handed me a bottle of tequila and said it was for me to enjoy my spring break trip if I advertised them. Then they pushed me out of the store. I had never had tequila before so I tried it and got really drunk really quickly. I remember waking up with 3 chickens, a parrot, and a sombrero on the beach.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH man that out does nearly all my stories, damn bro XD shouldn't let that put you off though man, if we ever meet, all 3 of us are gonna go out and have a blast then we'l all have that story of the group who put traffic cones on a bus stop because it needed a hat, took ecstasy by accident because we thought they were mints, danced our asses off and woke up in vegas

I honestly stopped drinking its so bad for me. (Im not a dude) Kind of weak when it comes to alcohol.

0_o i assumed you were a dude because i have never met a woman who enjoys drinking stories well if you need more stories i'l have alot more soon :P

Its okay. I thought they were interesting :)

looks like those men were... banged.

its not letting me reply to the one on the bottom, so we're starting again at the top. go for it, i'm cambaker69.

Are you online? :)

you can if you want to, i don't care.

Mr.Derpyowl :D

lol missy mouse

>3> Derpyowl

missy mouse >:D

Derpyderpyowl! :3

but don't owls eat mice?

....Only sexually? o-o

o dam bby gurl, dats hawt

Lolol. seriously though? You don't even know if im a girl ;)

at this point i'm hoping you are

You never know ;)

then again, as you were talking about your first period a few minutes ago, i'm gonna assume you are a chick.

Hah, smarter than a lot of people. I managed to actually trick people into thinking I was a guy.

cool, i fuck with people on omegle and make them think i'm a chick

nice nice. I like making them think im about 30 years old, before revleaing im so much younger than that.

fucking with people is always a fun time.

Yep. Do you have a skype, sir? :P

yes i do

Is there a chance that I may add you?

tuck that was hard to read from where i'm sitting. and that sounds completely adorable. why'd he become a dinosaur, is it because he got on the floor?

Nah, I ran my finger up his spine and his fur stood up.

has it?

Yeah, actually it has...

then go out for a bit. if there's anyone that you get along with, go see a movie with them. if there's no one you get along with, start trying to.

Due to something that just happened I don't feel like going out to anywhere.

oh? what happened?

Something with one of two friends I've ever had.

do you wanna talk about it?

I'd rather not. It's one of the few things that's brought me close to tears.

alright. i'm gonna head to bed soon, but if you change your mind you can inbox me.

I probably won't. All that's happened is my eyes are swollen.

are you okay?

I'm fine.

i don't really believe you, but i'm going to bed. inbox me if you wanna talk.

just saying, might be best for you.

It might be but if I eat when I'm not hungry I might put on weight, which is the last thing I want to do.

yeah. i could lose a few pounds, but i don't desperately need it. if i started working out i'd get in shape pretty quick, i think.

I'm probably never going to be happy with my weight because I'm never happy.

well, why aren't you happy with it now?

Because I feel fat.

are you fat, or do you feel fat?

No one's really come out and called me fat, but I do feel as if it's obvious and that I am.

well, with absolutely no proof, i'm gonna guess that you're not.

Nu-uh. I am.

i don't think so. i bet you're damn attractive. that's probably really creepy from some dude on the internet you've never met, but i'm trying to improve your self esteem. pic unrelated.

Slightly. But it isn't true. I've never dated.

i've dated two girls, two years ago, and that lasted about two weeks each. kinda know how you feel.

Still considered experience. I have literally none. Zip, nada, nothin.

i guess. dating isn't all its cracked up to be. at least, it wasn't for me.

If anyone I'm ever able to talk to brings it up I just go right back into my shell and pretend the person isn't even there.

yeah, i know what you mean.

I think my mom's started to worry about me actually.

that's what moms do. they worry.

She constantly asks me why I'm not going out on dates, going anywhere with friends. I think she's worried my room has become a little box that I live in.

it won't let me reply to the last comment, so i'm starting back up here. just wondering because we have special tests here in ny that only this state does. they're really stupid and don't matter to colleges out side the state, but you can't graduate without them. anyways, you only have to study a subject until you pass the test. then you can stop.

We take a test called the FCAT here for that

ours are the regent exams. they have absolutely no point.

Same. No point to them. One year we take 1, the next we take 3, the next we take 2, then none, then 3

It's ridiculous and they're just to pass the grade

its so goddamn stupid.

I had one of the highest grades on the English one last year in the entire school

I failed English second semester

off topic, but how many random anime/manga pics do you have?

Somewhere around 2500, why?

because they don't really have any relation to the conversation. i'm just gonna start dumping my reaction folder on my comments.

I just like the pics. I use many of them for reactions.

lol. i don't even know why i have some of these pictures, like this one.

Tomatoes are better

bitch, please. i have bacon.

I don't like bacon

i don't either, actually. its alright, i just don't jizz myself over it. and i prefer breakfast sausage over it.

Breakfast. What a weakling. I don't even eat.

i don't eat breakfast, usually. never hungry til about 10:30. usually don't eat lunch til like 2. i just helped an anorexic friend start eating again.

I just don't eat. At all.

you should. it'd be healthier for you.

I've been living in this body for about...5 years, and it doesn't really need to eat. I had a slider when I got home 8 hours ago, and I think I had something yesterday afternoon, but that's all I can remember.

alright, night man. i can relate to a bunch of this. i've always been a bit smarter, i used to have about 2 friends before i switched schools. i've got more now, i'm doing way better there. i'm 16, a junior, i have 6 cats, 3 cats, and an older sister.

>6 cats
>3 cats

Wut

I also have no motivation to do anything at all. I have to have a push to do something, or anything, which is quite annoying. If I had it my way I'd sleep all day and die in my bed after a few weeks due to starvation and dehydration.

and yeah, i have some pretty low motivation. like, its a struggle for me to accomplish much.

sorry. stoned and was thinking about cats. i meant to type goats, i have three in a barn my parents own. we rent out some stalls to a woman and her daughter so there's also 4 horses living there. her daughter is two years younger than me, goes to my school, she's really cute and i like her. :D and now you know.

Ah. There's no real cute guys in my school. Many of them are Haitian or Dominican, or Cuban.

are you a chick, or did you just become my gay best friend?

Well I wouldn't call myself a baby chicken. But no, I am not gay.

sorry. i call girls chicks, and i also call everyone man.

It's fine. But right after I post this comment I'm turning off my computer, plugging in my ipod and falling asleep.

night man.

What a day. Don't think I failed a test

that's good, i didn't have school today.

I did. 2 hours per class.

how many classes?

Only 4. Another 4 tomorrow. Then back to regular scheduling except for a 4 hour 1st period next week.

i dunno what i'm doing tomorrow. i go to an alternative school. its different every day.

Sounds silly. I just take 7 courses a semester.

well, i choose exactly what i work on, and then learn as much as i can about whatever topic, and do a project of my choosing on it.

No picking for me, just my subjects. Then I have to do all the work

yeah. you don't live in new york state, do you?

Florida

Well hey there, gorgeous.

Hey handsome face.

wut. this is the second time this week someone on the brony board rolled me.

NOT AGAIN! BEING A MURDERER IS BAD ENOUGH! I REFUSE TO BE A SERIAL KILLER! *runs away screaming*

Sure dude, sure.

YEEEEE

YEEE

YEEEEEEvil

...what?

the fuck happened to the image?

Hell if I know.

AHHHHHHHHH! KILL THEM ALL

lol, one year ago today.

nostalgia of last year, goofing off when we should have been doing our who am i project shit.

I know, and then that fat turd tried to rat on us for showing him the site.

he kept talking about how we were going to have letters sent home or whatever.

I wasn't scurred.

what the hell?

PARTY THREAD

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