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#3 - Picture 11/13/2011 on Fail +1
#5 - I think you got the iron man one wrong... 10/27/2011 on if male super heroes were... +17
#46 - True, unless they are kicked out. If they're kicked out they d… 10/24/2011 on 4chan heroes among legends 2 0
#22 - You guys want to know the best way to make grilled cheese? …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2011 on Grilled cheese rage +8
#33 - thuntking has deleted their comment.
#32 - discrim (10/11/2011) [-]
!. Acquire bread.
2. Acquire cheese.
3. Combine.
4. Microwave.
User avatar #28 - duskgod (10/11/2011) [-]
-Toast bread
-lay down two pieces cheese in a lightly greased, heated skillet
-wait until cheese starts to bubble
-lay toasted bread over each slice of semi-melted cheese
-try not to burn the fuck out of your fingers when you pick up each slice of bread
-connect cheese
How I always make it.
User avatar #29 - jillianemily (10/11/2011) [-]
-make cheese sandwich (or have woman do it)
-turn on stove
-put skillet on stove until heated
-put butter in skillet, spread around until melted
-apply butter to one side of sandwich
-but unbuttered side down first
-heat until correct shade of brown
-flip over
-repeat step 7
-eat

More complicated, I guess. But its how I was taught. I always add ham/turkey in mine, too. <3
User avatar #49 - Sanguinarian (10/11/2011) [-]
me too, and in my opinion tastes better
User avatar #131 - jillianemily (10/11/2011) [-]
I agree. It gets everything done at once instead of toasting things separately.
User avatar #25 - onyxrose (10/11/2011) [-]
That's how my daddy taught me :)
#1 - the look on douchebag's face in the last panel is golden. 10/10/2011 on burn your face off +26
#3 - Let's just hope someone went and opened the window. 10/06/2011 on Real life Assassins creed... 0
#9 - related  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2011 on Windex, it's that good +13
#130 - anonymous (10/05/2011) [-]
Both Doors (in front & behind him) closed in on him, look at the door frames. O_o
#17 - bobertbrony has deleted their comment.
#35 - ipodscott has deleted their comment.
#30 - jrook (10/05/2011) [-]
The door looks like it tried to kill him...
#30 - can only buy one thing? BUY THE MALL!!!!!!!!! 09/25/2011 on BUY ALL THE THINGS +2
#13 - Enough with the parents already...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2011 on wonderful +3
#18 - blueskin (09/22/2011) [-]
You're not in the kitchen yet?
#132 - lol nice gif. 09/09/2011 on the balls he must have +1
#67 - With the laptop recharger cable, they need to plug it into som… 09/09/2011 on Comp Of Funny Part 1? +4
#6 - derpduo 09/02/2011 on Golbatified Pokemon +3
#10 - click popular searches ????? profit 09/02/2011 on Cool website part 1 +1
#2 - Same here... Must be aliens... 09/02/2011 on Excuse Me +1
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2011 on Clock block +6
#50 - nibxi (09/01/2011) [-]
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Macarena lyrics +4
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#40 - I know that there's a pedobear in the second one but another … 08/28/2011 on Shit Bricks Comp 0
#3 - da **** you want?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2011 on quite polite +7
User avatar #6 - genericaccount (08/25/2011) [-]
He had a motherfucking nose back then!
User avatar #5 - poopponastick (08/25/2011) [-]
i swear thats Clint Eastwood
#48 - whats up? i actually know a guy who looks and acts kind of lik… 08/24/2011 on How people view me 0
#7 - don't forget this 08/23/2011 on BIG Stumbleupon Comp +3
#32 - Picture 08/23/2011 on Earthquake east coast +9
#4 - you would assume that if everyone washed their hands properly …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2011 on GERM TROLL +2
#12 - theukrainetrain (08/23/2011) [-]
my thoughts exactly. playing poker last night when a kid at my table comes out of stall number 1, goes straight for the paper towels and goes back to the table. what happened to water dude?

<---mfw i watched
#1 - The cursor is animated and looks like the one to the left with… 08/22/2011 on MLP Desktop Icons 0
#6 - Like I said in the description, just right click on the thing … 08/20/2011 on FJ Meme Icons +1
#2 - lol no its actually just an empty folder. Wanted a good exampl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on FJ Meme Icons +6
#3 - aceonetwosixthree (08/20/2011) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (09/02/2009) [-]
Hey I'm the marine's wife who you took up for a little while ago, and I wanted to say thanks. It's nice to know that not everyone is a jerk.
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