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#3 - That's nothing.. just yesterday a guy came into my store and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on London's Burning +59
#27 - krystalkitty (08/10/2011) [-]
Colored gif ^^
#1 - ..damn 08/10/2011 on Justice League Joke +8
#3 - Oh, that? that's just for if i happen to have a HHNNNNNNNNNGGG… 08/09/2011 on problem solved +1
#3 - Don't want to know, but what I do know is that staying in bed … 08/09/2011 on We're Screwed! 0
#7 - Picture 08/09/2011 on I want to try This +1
#2 - It's great until your buddy comes over and decides to lean on … 08/08/2011 on Mousepad couch. +9
#24 - Got some advice for that girl... 08/08/2011 on cant tell if trolling... +14
#8 - all heil 08/08/2011 on Meincraft 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2011 on Best Birthday Cake ever +54
#5 - toyotatyler (08/07/2011) [-]
#45 - Hold up...back the fuck up.. did someone say oreos?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2011 on Thats Racist Pt. 2 +12
User avatar #53 - testtoasterown (08/07/2011) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
User avatar #81 - rebelliousnonsense (08/07/2011) [-]
how long until ppl stop using that joke?
User avatar #146 - testtoasterown (08/08/2011) [-]
how long till you get some balls?
User avatar #148 - rebelliousnonsense (08/09/2011) [-]
since i was 8

apparently yours are still growing
#6 - Middle giraffe should have found a shorter tree 08/06/2011 on Giraffes +7
#4 - Best use for a mac yet... 08/06/2011 on Trolling in real life +52
#51 - Don't forget these..  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2011 on bitches i wanted to slap +27
User avatar #382 - minekraken (08/07/2011) [-]
THE ASHLEYS.
User avatar #62 - nITE (08/06/2011) [-]
GOD DAMN THEY ARE ANNOYING
#4 - Uncle? 08/04/2011 on Facial hair ftw +2
#20 - Hand doesn't fit... 08/04/2011 on pringles +1
#548 - Looking for this?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2011 on I Lied Crazy 3D effect! +37
User avatar #552 - corkeda (08/01/2011) [-]
**corkeda rolls 48** if dubs hes fapping
User avatar #656 - vagineer (08/01/2011) [-]
**vagineer rolls 473,236,175** If anything he's fapping.
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2011 on Abandon Thread +1
#19 - zerotwonine (08/01/2011) [-]
i rofl wen i saw this at the theater
#77 - Affirmative on your status report, will await helo extract. Fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2011 on dogs vs cat +2
#121 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Roger that, Charlie 6. We've confirmed visual contact of your position, we're nearly there.

Dogfort has reported the chipmunks are a renegade guerilla force from Russia. Possible weapons trade conflict, no confirmation on friendly or tango. We'll update you on that status as soon as we get the info.

Ready your men, Dogfort may order us to give chase. You'll have the cover of our Abrams for your protection. If you've any injured, we have a transport vehicle at the tail that will take them to the medic at HQ. See you in a few, boys. Over.
#50 - Alpha Unit 217, this is Bravo Charlie 6, location confirmed, a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2011 on dogs vs cat +5
#57 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Uh, Roger that Bravo Charlie 6. Artillery is down, I repeat, artillery is down and negatory. Dogfort has reported that friendly signals have been coming in from the locale, but the situation is critical. Several leading staff members are down, others unaccounted for, and a select few of the control crew and staff have relocated to the fortified basement. Dogfort has presented strict orders to our unit to NOT engage the depo until friendly forces are extracted. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. A tactical crew is being organized and will reach the artillery commo via apache in 00:00:30:00.

Roger on the vehicles, Charlie 6. Can a scout from your unit confirm the types units deployed? While well armed, we are the only unit available for this front, and engaging in intense and destructive warfare would be detrimental to our success. Forward a confirmation ASAP. Maintain eyes for RPGs, and watch the locals. We must do our best to engage the enemy only, and not bag civilians. Over.
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#77 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Affirmative on your status report, will await helo extract. From this position 2 APC's and one jeep with armed escort. They are taking sporadic fire from what appears to be a team of chipmunks. I got purple smoke from the western sector, not identified as friendly or enemy. Confirmed your orders to hold fire, but be advised I carry a .50 caliber Gatling gun and am prepared to use it as a last resort. For now it appears the enemy is still moving away from this position.
#121 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Roger that, Charlie 6. We've confirmed visual contact of your position, we're nearly there.

Dogfort has reported the chipmunks are a renegade guerilla force from Russia. Possible weapons trade conflict, no confirmation on friendly or tango. We'll update you on that status as soon as we get the info.

Ready your men, Dogfort may order us to give chase. You'll have the cover of our Abrams for your protection. If you've any injured, we have a transport vehicle at the tail that will take them to the medic at HQ. See you in a few, boys. Over.
#7 - Got nil on artillery freq, suspect insurgents have overran the…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2011 on dogs vs cat +25
#28 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Negative on Air Support, Charlie 6. This is Alpha Unit 217, we got your call for backup. Be at your rendez-vous point in three clicks, be watchful of any enemy RPGs, report back if cover gets too heavy. Over.
#50 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Alpha Unit 217, this is Bravo Charlie 6, location confirmed, awaiting orders. Insurgents are moving southwest, it appears they have heavy support vehicles - they have engaged a unit of locals and are distracted for now. Requesting updates on the artillery situation, their commo is still down, over.
#57 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Uh, Roger that Bravo Charlie 6. Artillery is down, I repeat, artillery is down and negatory. Dogfort has reported that friendly signals have been coming in from the locale, but the situation is critical. Several leading staff members are down, others unaccounted for, and a select few of the control crew and staff have relocated to the fortified basement. Dogfort has presented strict orders to our unit to NOT engage the depo until friendly forces are extracted. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. A tactical crew is being organized and will reach the artillery commo via apache in 00:00:30:00.

Roger on the vehicles, Charlie 6. Can a scout from your unit confirm the types units deployed? While well armed, we are the only unit available for this front, and engaging in intense and destructive warfare would be detrimental to our success. Forward a confirmation ASAP. Maintain eyes for RPGs, and watch the locals. We must do our best to engage the enemy only, and not bag civilians. Over.
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#77 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Affirmative on your status report, will await helo extract. From this position 2 APC's and one jeep with armed escort. They are taking sporadic fire from what appears to be a team of chipmunks. I got purple smoke from the western sector, not identified as friendly or enemy. Confirmed your orders to hold fire, but be advised I carry a .50 caliber Gatling gun and am prepared to use it as a last resort. For now it appears the enemy is still moving away from this position.
#121 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Roger that, Charlie 6. We've confirmed visual contact of your position, we're nearly there.

Dogfort has reported the chipmunks are a renegade guerilla force from Russia. Possible weapons trade conflict, no confirmation on friendly or tango. We'll update you on that status as soon as we get the info.

Ready your men, Dogfort may order us to give chase. You'll have the cover of our Abrams for your protection. If you've any injured, we have a transport vehicle at the tail that will take them to the medic at HQ. See you in a few, boys. Over.
User avatar #41 - AustintheAtrain (07/31/2011) [-]
SUCH AN AMAZING THREAD
#3 - Possible enemy outpost sighted west of your position Bravo 2, …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/30/2011 on dogs vs cat +80
#6 - Benjina (07/31/2011) [-]
Affirmative Bravo Charlie 6, confirmed insurgents 200 metres to our west. We require an artillery bombardment of the said enemy outpost, please confirm Bravo Charlie 6, over.
#7 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Got nil on artillery freq, suspect insurgents have overran their outpost. attempting to contact dogfort for permission to launch air support, over.
#28 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Negative on Air Support, Charlie 6. This is Alpha Unit 217, we got your call for backup. Be at your rendez-vous point in three clicks, be watchful of any enemy RPGs, report back if cover gets too heavy. Over.
#50 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Alpha Unit 217, this is Bravo Charlie 6, location confirmed, awaiting orders. Insurgents are moving southwest, it appears they have heavy support vehicles - they have engaged a unit of locals and are distracted for now. Requesting updates on the artillery situation, their commo is still down, over.
#57 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Uh, Roger that Bravo Charlie 6. Artillery is down, I repeat, artillery is down and negatory. Dogfort has reported that friendly signals have been coming in from the locale, but the situation is critical. Several leading staff members are down, others unaccounted for, and a select few of the control crew and staff have relocated to the fortified basement. Dogfort has presented strict orders to our unit to NOT engage the depo until friendly forces are extracted. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. A tactical crew is being organized and will reach the artillery commo via apache in 00:00:30:00.

Roger on the vehicles, Charlie 6. Can a scout from your unit confirm the types units deployed? While well armed, we are the only unit available for this front, and engaging in intense and destructive warfare would be detrimental to our success. Forward a confirmation ASAP. Maintain eyes for RPGs, and watch the locals. We must do our best to engage the enemy only, and not bag civilians. Over.
#97 - grantstevens has deleted their comment.
#77 - xMGx (07/31/2011) [-]
Affirmative on your status report, will await helo extract. From this position 2 APC's and one jeep with armed escort. They are taking sporadic fire from what appears to be a team of chipmunks. I got purple smoke from the western sector, not identified as friendly or enemy. Confirmed your orders to hold fire, but be advised I carry a .50 caliber Gatling gun and am prepared to use it as a last resort. For now it appears the enemy is still moving away from this position.
#121 - pigsispigs (07/31/2011) [-]
Roger that, Charlie 6. We've confirmed visual contact of your position, we're nearly there.

Dogfort has reported the chipmunks are a renegade guerilla force from Russia. Possible weapons trade conflict, no confirmation on friendly or tango. We'll update you on that status as soon as we get the info.

Ready your men, Dogfort may order us to give chase. You'll have the cover of our Abrams for your protection. If you've any injured, we have a transport vehicle at the tail that will take them to the medic at HQ. See you in a few, boys. Over.
User avatar #41 - AustintheAtrain (07/31/2011) [-]
SUCH AN AMAZING THREAD
#4 - Llamafuzz (07/31/2011) [-]
Our position has been compromised, fall back!
#5 - leaderofthewest (07/31/2011) [-]
i hear ya Bravo Charlie. engage when ready
#13 - jurneyk (07/31/2011) [-]
FUCK ALL OF YOU. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
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#18 - richardo (07/31/2011) [-]
i see the chipmunk commander! request permission to fire!
#21 - jurneyk (07/31/2011) [-]
COMMANDER WE HAVE MADE ALLIES WITH THE HUMANS.
#31 - mariusislol (07/31/2011) [-]
#94 - leaderofthewest (07/31/2011) [-]
hmmmm....take out the humans. and where is that air support
User avatar #20 - abominabletoast (07/31/2011) [-]
damnit
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#48 - Don't ever make your cat wear a sweater. Ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on Kitty +11
#65 - connorh (07/30/2011) [-]
#10 - Titanic sunk? Aliens.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#33 - ihateducksauce (07/30/2011) [-]
your the reason i don't watch History anymore.
#19 - So honey what'cha eating? ..and that's how the fight started. 07/27/2011 on Catz +2
#4 - Picture 07/26/2011 on Big Scaredy Cat 0
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#1 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2009) [-]
Hey I'm the marine's wife who you took up for a little while ago, and I wanted to say thanks. It's nice to know that not everyone is a jerk.
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