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User avatar #86 - alphagex (08/04/2014) [-]
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#10 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
soccer is a fabulous and sparkly wealing sport.

Like, hockey players get heavily hit ALL THE TIME. They'd shake a light touch like this off in an instant and fight further.

intense bodylove.. I always try to enjoy soccer, but more and more start to understnad why Americans dislike it. I even started to call it soccer, because it sucks
#28 - comradewinter (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure getting kneed in the head is no major issue when wearing a helmet and player rarely jump.

Also, the players move much faster, and without protective equipment any collision of sorts equals 60-80 kg of weight being thrown at one specific place. And don't go saying "rugby", those players get the chance to brace for impact, and can focus a lot of training on bulking strength. Do that in football, and you will lose speed as well as time that can be spent on technique, cardio and lean strength. In the rare occasion someone gets the drop on another player there, it usually involves a lot of tears.
#35 - bbdabrick (07/15/2014) [-]
hockey players go faster. skates and stuff.
#36 - comradewinter (07/15/2014) [-]
Haha, no.

Because a football field is much bigger, there is more area to cover and the players will need movement to cover that. A hockey field is small enough to allow players to only make small bursts in order to get the puck across. They will almost never reach max speed due to the slow acceleration and small field, whilst a footballer easily will go full speed at least 20 times every match. With no equipment and ideal conditions, a hockey player can probably go faster, but no player in their right mind would do that as the slighest collision will make them fly.
#37 - bbdabrick (07/15/2014) [-]
I just really don't even know how to respond to that non sense
#38 - comradewinter (07/15/2014) [-]
Probably because it's the truth
#39 - bbdabrick (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know why your getting so amped up, you can go significantly faster on skates than you can on foot, Its just a thing, im not saying soccer isn't cool
#40 - comradewinter (07/15/2014) [-]
Can =/= Will

your halfway across the field by the time you reach max speed, a football player is significantly faster because the hockey players don't have the same speedbuilding abilities. A helicopter could beat a car in a 10 mile race, but not a 1 km one. So no, speed is absolutely not a bigger factor in hockey. Look at Floorball, the speed is significantly increased the second they leave the skates, and the injuries build up. Even then they can't justify a full sprint because the pitch is too small.
#13 - donated (07/14/2014) [-]
Getting kicked in the head is painful. Footballers Soccer players boot thingies are pretty damn painful to be stood on by no matter what.
Hockey is difference in the sense they have abit more in terms of protective gear. Now skates are still sharp and pucks are a head injury waiting to happen. But the gear helps copes.

Football Soccer cant really have that stuff because theres more running and abit more required in terms of full mobility.
All in all. digestive end product hurts. Other digestive end product still hurts. They both hurt so dont get cocky when you believe you can take a cock thrust at the back of you're throat abit harder.
User avatar #29 - metalmind (07/15/2014) [-]
Still though, the foul against Krämer was significantly worse.
And a lot of goalkeepers jump towards the Ball with a raised leg.
#19 - Anonomousthirteen (07/15/2014) [-]
Rugby. Need I say anything more?
#34 - donated (07/15/2014) [-]
I hated having to play rugby in school.
I dont know if American football or rugby have different rules.
But as far as im aware. its more visble roughness than practical roughness.
All fields are made of grass. and the only tackles are below hip.
The tackles are hard. Yes I know. Still chances of getting stood on but as far as im aware. Below hip tackles are the only thing allowed. Tell me if im wrong.

But as I said. digestive end product hurts. Other digestive end product hurts differently. A suprise tackle and a headbutt to the ground followed by a bunch of people piling on you hurts. But so does a knee to the head or a puck to the face.
User avatar #27 - kwanzalord (07/15/2014) [-]
all the neckbeards thumbing you down, because they've never played rugby
#12 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
comparing different sports bruh.
calm you're tits
User avatar #8 - subtard (07/14/2014) [-]
The live speed replay of that was absolutely vicious.
User avatar #18 - benjiburns (07/15/2014) [-]
especially after they replayed it in slowmo a few times, what a contrast.
#6 - epicawe (07/14/2014) [-]
Kramer one was also pretty bad.
#5 - tomliboo (07/14/2014) [-]
#3 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
how anyone thought this was a penalty is beyond me
#7 - comradewinter (07/14/2014) [-]
How the ref fouled Higain is beyond everyone else.
User avatar #11 - Shramin (07/14/2014) [-]
He got fouled for that? he got the ball first!
#15 - comradewinter (07/14/2014) [-]
No, Neuer got the ball. The referee thought Higauin was recklessly going in against Neuer, but he kept a straight path and got massacred.
#2 - notwhothefkisanon (07/14/2014) [-]
neuer is the ultimate boss
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