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Consoles Owned: PC,Gamecube,X-Bax 360
Video Games Played: borderlands 1, guitar hero 2 and 3, minecraft, risk of rain, the binding of isaac, red faction geurrilla, mcpixel, halo, quake 3arena, CS:GO, black ops, new vegas, dick kickem,weegees mansion, pokeman pearl, deadliest warrior1 and 2, morty kombat, PS alls
Interests: pooters, vidya, food, breasts, pancakes
Date Signed Up:7/25/2013
Last Login:10/21/2014
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    lucky bastard lucky bastard
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    insert title here insert title here
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    oh cold steel, how i love you oh cold steel, how i love you
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    aww yiss aww yiss
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    >chinese cartoons >chinese cartoons
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#121 - that ******* miata with the mickey thompsons 10/20/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 3 0
#43 - thelizardlord has to see this 10/20/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +8
#63 - ******* awesome 10/20/2014 on Me, Myself & I +2
#48 - no probs m8  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Business day +2
#60 - dukefigglesbyiii (10/20/2014) [-]
Holy shiet bra. That's gud.
#33 - sravin eet up, garries wey. BAWP! 10/20/2014 on Ebola Constrictor +3
#46 - guy named minus8. google him  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Business day +4
User avatar #47 - lawerancearm (10/20/2014) [-]
Thank you so much
#48 - wumbido (10/20/2014) [-]
no probs m8
#60 - dukefigglesbyiii (10/20/2014) [-]
Holy shiet bra. That's gud.
#120 - gun shoots underwater, crab is under water. we go under wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Crabzilla! +1
User avatar #121 - arizonastar (10/16/2014) [-]
"can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
#39 - we will make huntings  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Crabzilla! +5
User avatar #56 - arizonastar (10/13/2014) [-]
that's an underwater gun fyi
#120 - wumbido (10/15/2014) [-]
gun shoots underwater, crab is under water.
we go under water to make shooting of crab.
User avatar #121 - arizonastar (10/16/2014) [-]
"can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"
#41 - man, i miss when i had no idea how to play minecraft  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Dwarf Fortress +2
#93 - psychosamurai (10/11/2014) [-]
Minecraft without the wiki is less about "die various ways until you finally get what is dangerous and what is safe so you can be a better player" and more about "try shit out until you randomly craft a bucket out of sheer luck". Don't get me wrong, I love minecraft, but the game has so many materials and so many crafting recipes that it only makes sense if you know what you're getting into.

Think games like the Elder Scrolls series, Fire Emblem, and Soul Calibur. If you're playing for the first time, you probably won't know exactly what to do, but eventually you understand how things work by playing long enough simply by following the rules that the game already gave you. Minecraft not only drops you in a new world with little to no rules, but also has a crafting system that works for the tone it creates but is very unlikely that players will fully enjoy it at first glance since even if you play long enough, the items you get are randomly generated by the game, and you might get super excited after taking an item you never saw before only to realize you have no idea what to do with it, what items you can craft with it, and worried that you might use it in something that you didn't need. Golden Tools and Armor, anyone?
#45 - captnnorway (10/11/2014) [-]
meh... I stopped playing in 2012, been coming back and forth ever since. Anyway in ca 1 year I made like 700 posts on the forum and I recently went back and looked at some of my comments. I have litterly no idea what the fuck I was talking about. Usually redstone or minecart related, and it makes 0 sense to me now.
#6 - aww, i woudnt mind turning an old PC into a home for a spiderb… 09/30/2014 on Nope 0

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User avatar #158 - qubot (08/11/2014) [-]
Swiggity Swooty
User avatar #159 to #158 - wumbido (08/11/2014) [-]
eyy you on FJ
User avatar #160 to #159 - qubot (08/11/2014) [-]
naaaw u needed to see that
User avatar #161 to #160 - wumbido (08/11/2014) [-]
is kinda funny
User avatar #157 - wumbido (01/29/2014) [-]
Gunz For Hire - Bolivia (HQ Rip)
#138 - qubot (08/12/2013) [-]
hey i told justin about the "show" and he totally is on board with the idea. i didn't want to tell him earlier because i know he would 						****					 all over it and not care but he was really into it.   
   
Then he suggested this. "with all the wacky and crazy good humor it would be perfect to thrown in some dramatic story elements or just to explain things a bit more "(because alot of things are un explained)   
   
you know the "code name" of our show is right?? well as of now you know we or atleast i have been calling it beyond insanity but im more then sure by the end of the entire planing phase it won't be called that but thats how i titled it when i showed it to justin. and basically all the characters are crazy in there own way. justin said what if they wern't always that way and thats wen we got the idea of these stories. what made them the way they are now and when and who they met.   
   
   
we came up with dramatic and dark back stories for the characters i will only tell you the story of Keith for now and banana doodly birds(philip) story is tied into Keith as well but thaat will be saved for later. im running out of space so this will be a two part comment.    
   
pic unrelated dont ask how i have this
hey i told justin about the "show" and he totally is on board with the idea. i didn't want to tell him earlier because i know he would **** all over it and not care but he was really into it.

Then he suggested this. "with all the wacky and crazy good humor it would be perfect to thrown in some dramatic story elements or just to explain things a bit more "(because alot of things are un explained)

you know the "code name" of our show is right?? well as of now you know we or atleast i have been calling it beyond insanity but im more then sure by the end of the entire planing phase it won't be called that but thats how i titled it when i showed it to justin. and basically all the characters are crazy in there own way. justin said what if they wern't always that way and thats wen we got the idea of these stories. what made them the way they are now and when and who they met.


we came up with dramatic and dark back stories for the characters i will only tell you the story of Keith for now and banana doodly birds(philip) story is tied into Keith as well but thaat will be saved for later. im running out of space so this will be a two part comment.

pic unrelated dont ask how i have this
User avatar #139 to #138 - qubot (08/13/2013) [-]
_The Story of : Keith Dollthoggleberry

Keith was lying in the hospital bed sleeping. Dr. Qwertison was telling keiths parents how he was diagnosed with super type 2 cancer.
!!dialog
(kmom=keiths mom , kdad= keiths dad , Dr = doctor QwertySon )
Kmom: is he going to be alright?
Dr: im sorry but he deadly ill
Kdad: with what?
Kmom: is it cancer?
dr: no it's-
kdad: is it... super cancer?
dr: worse... super type 2 cancer, there is no cure. at best he has a bout 9 days left to live.

unknown to keiths parents and to the doctor he was listening the entire time. he sadly takes a pen and scratch 9 line across the armrest of the hospital bed. now this slowly time lapse over 6 days of him laying in bed doing things. keith crosses out every line as each day passes

day 1: keith is playing xbox untill it red rings and then he proceeds to toss the controller at an old lady.
day 2: keith reads ninja turtles comics untill he falls asleeep
day 3: he reseceeves a bowl of hot chilli but no spoon he then proceeds to chuck the hot bowl at the hold lady.
day 4: a preist comes to give keith blessing but after his parents leave the preist trys to touch his then witch keith proceeds to punch the preist in the face
day 5: a clown comes to cheer him up by giving him a ballon animal. keith wanted a guraff but the clown game him a snake. keith then proceeded to strangle the clown.
day 6: keith spends that day looking up nurses skirts and then being slaped

the day after (day 7) keith is lying in bad board. he looks around the room and then outside the window. he stares outside and sighs. he then looks at the calender with a woman with a big ass. keith then says "what a bomb ass booty" while touching the calender. he sees that the womans pants reads Bahamas(refrence??).

The next day (day 8) keith is woken up by a pigeon that hit the window he then stares out the window. kieth then gets up and stumbles out of the hospital and into the near by hospital. part 2 is coming soon
User avatar #140 to #139 - qubot (08/13/2013) [-]
The Story of: Keith Dolthoggleberry

Kieth then stumbles down onto the park bench to rest from walking from the hospital to the park. as he relaxes he looks to the corner of his eye, and there was chubby guy giggling his head of high as balls.

dialog (GB= gigglybits ,K=keith)

GB: hey mayan
k: huh hey..
GB: great day isnt it
K: yeah...
GB: whats wrong man? you don't look to good
K: yeah um...(lying mode activated) too much chipotelay...
GB: happens to me all the time
K:...
GB: yo wanna a hit *hands him his joint*
K: sure whatever...
monologe of keith: and so me and this guy sat on the bench all day talking about how keith wanted to go to the bahamas and getting high, there was two squirles doing it in that tree

keith later went on to make a full recovery (because of the weed) and moved in with gigglybits. keith then went to university to research on pot to see what had saved his life. he got a huge budget and a scholar ship to the best university in the state(giving him those medical degrees) keith spent his scholarship money on his trip to the bahamas the university didn't care what he spent it on because keith burnt the place down because he got high and started playing starcraft while he was making mac and cheez. the university is not rolling around in insurance money. and in the Jamaica keith would pick up two new freinds.and that is a story i will save for next time what do you think? (my bad i didnt mean to put Bahamas i meant Jamaica iw as derpin out cuz i as hungry while i was typing this out.)
#141 to #140 - wumbido (08/13/2013) [-]
its pretty awesome so far, remeber that 80 GB HDD i salvaged from those busted up computers?
its pretty awesome so far, remeber that 80 GB HDD i salvaged from those busted up computers?
User avatar #93 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
hey wumberto
User avatar #94 to #93 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #97 to #94 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
want more? i know you do
#96 to #94 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
made dis fer u
made dis fer u
User avatar #98 to #96 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
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dude wut
User avatar #111 to #100 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
no seriously what the hell is this?
User avatar #122 to #114 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
ok im saving that
#106 to #100 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
i dun get it
#110 to #106 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
2Spooky420yoloswagkushkushlol
2Spooky420yoloswagkushkushlol
#119 to #117 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
now thats the spirate
now thats the spirate
User avatar #126 to #119 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
no wonder your HDD is overflowing
#128 to #126 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
don't sweat so i got 221 mb left
don't sweat so i got 221 mb left
User avatar #132 to #128 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
dude that thing is gonna ******* have a massive **** attack.
User avatar #133 to #132 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
i can barley play solitair
#124 to #119 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
i dont know where this came from, just saved cuz its cute
i dont know where this came from, just saved cuz its cute
User avatar #125 to #124 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
oh i remeber that anime. there was like three episodes about them talking about pissing themselfs
#131 to #129 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
does this look like im kidding
does this look like im kidding
User avatar #135 to #131 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
the only anime ive watched is pokemon, it doesn't really count if i had unlimited internet i might start watching some
#137 to #135 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
although this is making me have second thoughts...
its engine oil
#136 to #135 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
only pokemon
only pokemon
User avatar #76 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
those parts are justins and he even made a video to brag about it after he moved
User avatar #78 to #76 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
dude i need to know what they are RIGHT FREAKING NAOW
User avatar #82 to #81 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #83 to #82 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
WHY AM I STILL YELLING
#85 to #83 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
hey captin caps lock put down the gun
User avatar #86 to #85 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
SORRY I CANT STOP YELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#87 to #86 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
this was justins previous gameing rig
User avatar #89 to #87 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
did he build or did someone else build it for him
User avatar #91 to #89 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
i dont know. he just plays tf2 on there all the time
User avatar #88 to #87 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
uggh, those "gaming" themed cases with the blue LED fans are so cheesy
User avatar #90 to #88 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
its now his dads pc and it also calmed u dwn
User avatar #92 to #90 - wumbido (08/11/2013) [-]
i hope his dad isn't the type that goes "OMG I WON AN IPAD" and clicks on virus laden links
User avatar #95 to #92 - qubot (08/11/2013) [-]
no but he is the guy that thinks those hot singles in the area are real and not bots
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