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Date Signed Up:2/13/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2724
Highest Comment Rank:#3424
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Total Comments Made:619
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#259 - Hey I lost my number, can I have yours? 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
#158 - Eh, **** happens. I'll get over it eventuality. T…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on tfw +1
User avatar #161 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
ouch... i dont think she was worth it then.

you learned a lot from those 2 years though.
User avatar #163 - wulphshadowtail (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess I did. I learned that being tall makes short girls climb you I'm 6'2" and she's 4'8" . I also learned that seeing a girl maybe once every six months means you get one hell of a blowjob.
User avatar #164 - garymotherfingoak (07/12/2014) [-]
at least you got to see her ^^
User avatar #165 - wulphshadowtail (07/12/2014) [-]
Very true. So how goes it with misty gary?
#73 - Just ended a two year long distance relationship  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on tfw +1
#148 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
aw, I'm sorry man.
User avatar #158 - wulphshadowtail (07/11/2014) [-]
Eh, shit happens. I'll get over it eventuality. The thing that pissed me off the most is she didn't even tell me herself, one of her friends told me.
User avatar #161 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2014) [-]
ouch... i dont think she was worth it then.

you learned a lot from those 2 years though.
User avatar #163 - wulphshadowtail (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess I did. I learned that being tall makes short girls climb you I'm 6'2" and she's 4'8" . I also learned that seeing a girl maybe once every six months means you get one hell of a blowjob.
User avatar #164 - garymotherfingoak (07/12/2014) [-]
at least you got to see her ^^
User avatar #165 - wulphshadowtail (07/12/2014) [-]
Very true. So how goes it with misty gary?
#2053 - **wulphshadowtail rolls 499,670,684** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#1086 - Rada/rada rada rada.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +1
User avatar #1094 - schnizel (07/08/2014) [-]
Radda*
#58 - There's a puzzle in portal 2 where you use moving portals and … 07/07/2014 on 9000 / 0 0
#1009 - No reason boner in my ass god damn it ninja sex party 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#18 - No problem 07/05/2014 on consensual rape 0
#13 - This needs to be the loadscreen for a pizza based game 07/05/2014 on (untitled) +7
#11 - Façade. I still have it. If you say the word melons they inst…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2014 on consensual rape +15
User avatar #14 - bunt (07/05/2014) [-]
Thankyou very much
User avatar #18 - wulphshadowtail (07/05/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #13 - jaggedherp (07/05/2014) [-]
Bork Façade Best Façade
User avatar #26 - ReignFox (07/05/2014) [-]
WHERE IS REV'S BODY?!
User avatar #29 - jaggedherp (07/05/2014) [-]
I am spiders now
#128 - **wulphshadowtail rolled image ** FOR VALHALLA!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +2
#148 - Orc (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey, Hitcher. More Spongebob.
#2146 - Hitcher (07/03/2014) [-]
Ur a lil angel.
#238 - Two Halves of a watermelon, glue. Biggest jar of mayo you … 07/02/2014 on 2 halves of... 0
#16 - I don't want to burst your bubble but it's actually 9999 becau… 06/30/2014 on Well played 0
#258 - It is. Who the hell falls in love with a.) A cartoon character…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Frozen 0
#274 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a bit much, I'll agree with you there.
#251 - What the **** djd you roll?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Frozen 0
User avatar #256 - leuser (06/30/2014) [-]
Some weirdo's wet dream.

I have nothing against bronies, but that's taking it too far. And sad.
User avatar #258 - wulphshadowtail (06/30/2014) [-]
It is. Who the hell falls in love with a.) A cartoon character and b.) An animal
#274 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a bit much, I'll agree with you there.
#166 - **wulphshadowtail rolled user splinterloo ** I roll using … 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#39 - Last time this was posted, someone stated that there is two pr… 06/29/2014 on GIve him the Iron D +1
#2 - This physically hurts to look at 06/29/2014 on Ultra Cringe +140
#128 - Relevant  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Equality +338
#181 - imagebandetector (06/28/2014) [-]
Chance The Rapper - Cocoa Butter Kisses (feat. Vic Mensa and Twista) Reminded me of this song.
User avatar #666 - theafroman (06/29/2014) [-]
One of my favorite off of Acid Rap. Right next to Favorite Song and Good Ass Intro.
User avatar #152 - majormayor (06/28/2014) [-]
Nobody's going to stop you from wearing any deodorant, mon.
User avatar #511 - thebaseballexpert (06/29/2014) [-]
however, if my buddy shows up to go hunting smelling like lilacs on an open field, i WILL jokingly ridicule his masculinity for the next week
#586 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
And one day you'll notice he doesn't smell like lilacs anymore and he smells like axe body spray or some shit instead, what will you think of your ridicule?
User avatar #981 - thebaseballexpert (06/29/2014) [-]
then i will ridicule him for smelling like a middle school locker room. If he doesn't use any type of smelly soap or deodorant, I tease him for not being comfortable with his sexuality to wear scented anything. you're missing the point. We're friends, we tease each other about anything
#257 - See you soon  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on fb vs fj 0
User avatar #384 - pappathethird (06/26/2014) [-]
probably not. I don't go to australia that often
#11 - Anyone else notice it reads like a poem?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #14 - chism (06/23/2014) [-]
it's a willie nelson song
#203 - Just read it, pretty good job for your first. I gave you a thu… 06/20/2014 on Don't you wish you had...? +1
#201 - Use paint and just cut and paste the pictures into a single fi… 06/20/2014 on Don't you wish you had...? 0
#176 - I collect greentexts. Care to share some with me? I have a lot myself  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Don't you wish you had...? 0
User avatar #202 - unicornattacks (06/20/2014) [-]
I just uploaded a small comp if you want to check those out.
User avatar #203 - wulphshadowtail (06/20/2014) [-]
Just read it, pretty good job for your first. I gave you a thumb, give it a day and see how it does.
User avatar #192 - unicornattacks (06/19/2014) [-]
I'll probably put a comp as content or something soon enough.
I'm just not entirely sure how to make a comp.
User avatar #201 - wulphshadowtail (06/20/2014) [-]
Use paint and just cut and paste the pictures into a single file. Choose a few of the best ones and sprinkle in some less awesome ones so you can post a second comp afterwards.
#188 - These kind of fat people piss me off. I weigh 280 *****… 06/19/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion +3
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#11 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Good show. Any more, tovarisch?
#12 to #11 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I believe i have a few 4chan stories, but none I've cleaned up in awhile
#13 to #12 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Heard that one, it makes me rage so damn hard.

Here, have this.
User avatar #14 to #13 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Damn. Have you read the one with Food bro, Skinny bro, and Doradus?
#15 to #14 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, that one was brilliant.

If you liked the Goatman, check this one out.
User avatar #16 to #15 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I used to have this huge collection of 4chan stories, my favorites had to be the space ones I had saved. Then I mad the horrible decision of playing that game that deletes a file every time you lose.
User avatar #17 to #16 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Good god, man, why would you do that?!
#18 to #17 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I figured one game couldn't hurt. I was so wrong, so very, very wrong.
I figured one game couldn't hurt. I was so wrong, so very, very wrong.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
No **** .

Anyway, how's it all going?
User avatar #20 to #19 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Good, working on some Cad **** for a class, editing and gaming when bored. You?
User avatar #21 to #20 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Lifting, learning to drive, mucking about with family, doing a course for Mechanical Engineering, drinking, mucking about on the internet and gaming also.

Do you game? Xbox 360, that is?
User avatar #22 to #21 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
'fraid not, i gave up after my 360 red-ringed, then i went to ps3 because i found one for cheaper than a 360. I've been getting in to pc gaming lately though.
User avatar #23 to #22 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Ah, all good.

I just recently completed the Mass Effect Trilogy and screw what others say, I was really happy with the ending. Also completed Saint's Row IV, that was awesome as all hell.
User avatar #24 to #23 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I liked Mass Effects ending too, but i've never got to finish saint row IV, got about as far as getting a dildo bat and slapping the **** out of people with it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Dude, you get SUPERPOWERS. Like, literally. They actually reference Mass Effect by having Loyalty missions and the ability to Romance the characters.
And there's an Iron Man reference at the end.
User avatar #26 to #25 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like I need to finish the game, I think my friend has a ps3 copy.
User avatar #27 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You do man, you do. The superpowers might get bland and frustrating at times, but it's all worth it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I'll get right on it then. Anyways, I've got some kids I need to put to bed, so I'm gonna go, dos vedanya tovarisch.
User avatar #29 to #28 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Dosvidanye.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - wulphshadowtail (02/18/2013) [-]
i shall, thank you Sir Kaoz.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - wulphshadowtail (02/11/2013) [-]
Dashy is best pony
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User avatar #2 - adunsaveme (03/23/2012) [-]
**** you asshole, you got me thumbed down 62 times because you wouldn't give up
User avatar #3 to #2 - wulphshadowtail (03/23/2012) [-]
i have more than negative 300 thumbs and i am truly sorry for getting you so many thumb downs. how about i give you dedz in the next good oc i make?
User avatar #4 to #3 - adunsaveme (03/23/2012) [-]
Only if you say its cos you got me thumbed down
The red hurts, bro :(
User avatar #5 to #4 - wulphshadowtail (03/23/2012) [-]
i will and once again i'm sorry bro. i got my comments disabled for i don't know how long for to many negative thumbs
#1 - slenderkid (02/23/2012) [-]
Cool. Let's hope it recovers soon :I
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