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wulphshadowtail

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Date Signed Up:2/13/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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Content Ranking:#2574
Comment Ranking:#17187
Highest Content Rank:#2571
Highest Comment Rank:#3424
Content Thumbs: 3759 total,  4467 ,  708
Comment Thumbs: 1861 total,  2296 ,  435
Content Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:100719
Times Content Favorited:260 times
Total Comments Made:636
FJ Points:4477

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#24 - You forgot this guy 08/05/2013 on . -2
#127 - I know they don't get all too big, but once upon a time my unc…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Cute Snakes 0
User avatar #134 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
Ball pythons are crafty hiders and if they think that somewhere looks cozy they will do their damn best to get to it. If I'm not mistaken that is an albino Burmese python. While they are docile if you raise them from a baby it is recommended that 2 adults be present to handle the snake. It may not be able to eat you but it can kill you.
#106 - I want an albino ball python and I can imagine it doing that a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Cute Snakes 0
User avatar #120 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
That is not an albino ball python. They don't get anywhere near that big. A full grown ball python isn't a threat to anyone over the age of 10.
User avatar #127 - wulphshadowtail (08/05/2013) [-]
I know they don't get all too big, but once upon a time my uncle owned one and if he let it out or it escaped you'd always find it in places you'd think it couldn't reach, such as in a room that was closed because it opened doors on occasion.
User avatar #134 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
Ball pythons are crafty hiders and if they think that somewhere looks cozy they will do their damn best to get to it. If I'm not mistaken that is an albino Burmese python. While they are docile if you raise them from a baby it is recommended that 2 adults be present to handle the snake. It may not be able to eat you but it can kill you.
#107 - I want to applaud you for reviving the soul of sirbrentco's ep… 08/05/2013 on Subway Stories PT 3 +9
#31 - I keep imagining a snake coming into my house and instead of l…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Cute Snakes +7
User avatar #104 - rayeslegend (08/05/2013) [-]
Huge Snake Opening a Door (WTF?)

Speaking of "Plop"
User avatar #119 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
That was not a plop! That was a bang! I laughed when he fell but then I felt bad. That was a mega belly flop for the poor guy.
User avatar #106 - wulphshadowtail (08/05/2013) [-]
I want an albino ball python and I can imagine it doing that and just looking over my shoulder to see my snake strangling my friends and I'd just be like "god damn it smithers,go get back in your cage!"
User avatar #120 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
That is not an albino ball python. They don't get anywhere near that big. A full grown ball python isn't a threat to anyone over the age of 10.
User avatar #127 - wulphshadowtail (08/05/2013) [-]
I know they don't get all too big, but once upon a time my uncle owned one and if he let it out or it escaped you'd always find it in places you'd think it couldn't reach, such as in a room that was closed because it opened doors on occasion.
User avatar #134 - lolerlaura (08/05/2013) [-]
Ball pythons are crafty hiders and if they think that somewhere looks cozy they will do their damn best to get to it. If I'm not mistaken that is an albino Burmese python. While they are docile if you raise them from a baby it is recommended that 2 adults be present to handle the snake. It may not be able to eat you but it can kill you.
User avatar #105 - rayeslegend (08/05/2013) [-]
I could imagine it coming in your house this way
#33 - chaosnazo (08/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome

#144 - Is this based on bmi or average weight?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Rather accurate. Thanks japan 0
User avatar #145 - ironsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
I honestly don't remember
#61 - Dammit, where is my can of spray on shoes!? 07/22/2013 on Resist ranting in comments 0
#58 - How are you reading this? Aren't you a machine that just spits…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Resist ranting in comments 0
#59 - flemsdfer (07/22/2013) [-]
Umm.........HOT DOGS!!! and...ermm.....CORN!

I'm not self aware.
User avatar #61 - wulphshadowtail (07/22/2013) [-]
Dammit, where is my can of spray on shoes!?
#27 - Everything I build is usually underground, including my farms.… 07/22/2013 on Minecraft feels +1
#451 - As you can see, my jimmies are thoroughly rustled.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#469 - tkuja (07/18/2013) [-]
#40 - As you can see here my jimmies are thoroughly rustled. 07/18/2013 on Prepare your jimmies +1
#122 - No need to insult me, I misspelled uneducated on accident as I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on I hate you all 0
User avatar #390 - megatrollinator (07/18/2013) [-]
Dude, it was a joke. I know you're not stupid
#42 - His username is uneducation  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on I hate you all 0
User avatar #53 - megatrollinator (07/17/2013) [-]
Actually, I think you'll find his username is Uneducated, just like you seem to be
User avatar #122 - wulphshadowtail (07/18/2013) [-]
No need to insult me, I misspelled uneducated on accident as I wasn't paying a horrible amount of attention when I typed it.
User avatar #390 - megatrollinator (07/18/2013) [-]
Dude, it was a joke. I know you're not stupid
#25 - I wish to hear/read it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on What a bitch +1
User avatar #26 - SuperSixONE (07/17/2013) [-]
its a reply below
#1139 - If you are not a troll , then you are merely a bad person. Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Birthday +1
#1185 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
I've already addressed this. I realize that i'm a bad person and i'm ok with this. It's fun being a cynical asshole. Much more entertaining than being a saint. Helping people isn't as fun as tearing them down.
#975 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Birthday 0
#1075 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
That would be funny if I actually was a troll but i'm not...
User avatar #1171 - vissova (07/14/2013) [-]
You're not a troll? Wow... That's sad.
#1184 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm very serious.
User avatar #1139 - wulphshadowtail (07/14/2013) [-]
If you are not a troll, then you are merely a bad person. You use the same mentality as insecure middle school goths use. You go on and on about weak minded people and how you are better than them. If you are so much better, then you should be helping them pick themselves up and become stronger, not telling them to kill themselves. Morals may be a creation of the human mind, but you are human. We created them for a reason.
#1185 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
I've already addressed this. I realize that i'm a bad person and i'm ok with this. It's fun being a cynical asshole. Much more entertaining than being a saint. Helping people isn't as fun as tearing them down.
#10 - Anyone else noticed this cat is stuck in the pole?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2013 on So THAT's where it's from! +64
#74 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought it was going around the pole.
#60 - ieagle (07/13/2013) [-]
me-oww
#50 - pistro (07/13/2013) [-]
I think it's a suicidal bunny

naah
User avatar #65 - dbrak (07/13/2013) [-]
what's this from? ._.
#57 - bigredhouse (07/13/2013) [-]
Brad Pitt has a history of being shot in the head...
#37 - That just gave me a fearection. Source?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Tilte +1
User avatar #39 - fannypackattack (07/12/2013) [-]
Amityville Horror.
User avatar #49 - existacne (07/12/2013) [-]
2005 version, I believe.
User avatar #52 - ilolyoucry (07/12/2013) [-]
Is the little girl ghost friendly or something?
User avatar #94 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/12/2013) [-]
Nope...just...nope.
#49 - Cyrus would have been a better example than Gomez. 07/12/2013 on This is the beginning... -1
#66 - That's the only one of those, but I have a myriad of other ful… 07/10/2013 on I Wonder If She Even Has A... 0
#64 - Da..ddy?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on I Wonder If She Even Has A... +2
User avatar #65 - xCONGiEx (07/10/2013) [-]
STAHP!
#66 - wulphshadowtail (07/10/2013) [-]
That's the only one of those, but I have a myriad of other full metal .gifs and pictures
#51 - I hold it the same way, for I too am an ogre. 06/23/2013 on Nintendo secret +12
#57 - Comment deleted 06/21/2013 on the walmart game 0
#138 - It's a lovely day for rain 06/13/2013 on I am not a stray +1
#339 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Drag queens +2

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#31 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#11 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Good show. Any more, tovarisch?
#12 to #11 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I believe i have a few 4chan stories, but none I've cleaned up in awhile
#13 to #12 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Heard that one, it makes me rage so damn hard.

Here, have this.
User avatar #14 to #13 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Damn. Have you read the one with Food bro, Skinny bro, and Doradus?
#15 to #14 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah, that one was brilliant.

If you liked the Goatman, check this one out.
User avatar #16 to #15 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I used to have this huge collection of 4chan stories, my favorites had to be the space ones I had saved. Then I mad the horrible decision of playing that game that deletes a file every time you lose.
User avatar #17 to #16 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Good god, man, why would you do that?!
#18 to #17 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I figured one game couldn't hurt. I was so wrong, so very, very wrong.
I figured one game couldn't hurt. I was so wrong, so very, very wrong.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
No **** .

Anyway, how's it all going?
User avatar #20 to #19 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Good, working on some Cad **** for a class, editing and gaming when bored. You?
User avatar #21 to #20 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Lifting, learning to drive, mucking about with family, doing a course for Mechanical Engineering, drinking, mucking about on the internet and gaming also.

Do you game? Xbox 360, that is?
User avatar #22 to #21 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
'fraid not, i gave up after my 360 red-ringed, then i went to ps3 because i found one for cheaper than a 360. I've been getting in to pc gaming lately though.
User avatar #23 to #22 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Ah, all good.

I just recently completed the Mass Effect Trilogy and screw what others say, I was really happy with the ending. Also completed Saint's Row IV, that was awesome as all hell.
User avatar #24 to #23 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I liked Mass Effects ending too, but i've never got to finish saint row IV, got about as far as getting a dildo bat and slapping the **** out of people with it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Dude, you get SUPERPOWERS. Like, literally. They actually reference Mass Effect by having Loyalty missions and the ability to Romance the characters.
And there's an Iron Man reference at the end.
User avatar #26 to #25 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like I need to finish the game, I think my friend has a ps3 copy.
User avatar #27 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You do man, you do. The superpowers might get bland and frustrating at times, but it's all worth it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I'll get right on it then. Anyways, I've got some kids I need to put to bed, so I'm gonna go, dos vedanya tovarisch.
User avatar #29 to #28 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Dosvidanye.
#9 - Kaoz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - wulphshadowtail (02/18/2013) [-]
i shall, thank you Sir Kaoz.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - wulphshadowtail (02/11/2013) [-]
Dashy is best pony
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User avatar #2 - adunsaveme (03/23/2012) [-]
**** you asshole, you got me thumbed down 62 times because you wouldn't give up
User avatar #3 to #2 - wulphshadowtail (03/23/2012) [-]
i have more than negative 300 thumbs and i am truly sorry for getting you so many thumb downs. how about i give you dedz in the next good oc i make?
User avatar #4 to #3 - adunsaveme (03/23/2012) [-]
Only if you say its cos you got me thumbed down
The red hurts, bro :(
User avatar #5 to #4 - wulphshadowtail (03/23/2012) [-]
i will and once again i'm sorry bro. i got my comments disabled for i don't know how long for to many negative thumbs
#1 - slenderkid (02/23/2012) [-]
Cool. Let's hope it recovers soon :I
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