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|#5 - God, **** like this really pisses me off. I do… [+] (16 new replies)||02/21/2012 on random mot post||+38|
#59 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
men can't fuck for status, women can.
#44 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
a guy has to buy you things, has to pay you things, has to work hard to get sex... what a girl has to do? open her legs. now thats why girls are sluts. nuff said
#29 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
Good, Let the butthurt flow through you
#15 - sketchE (02/21/2012) [-]
tucker max gives one of the best explenations in assholes finish first i cant remember it exactly but it is better than many others. my view on it sex is easy to come by for the average girl if she really wants sex there are millions of guys who just want sex. guys on the other hand have a difficulty since most we tend to want more than we can get but we dont try to justify our virginity i have no game and cock blocked myself on multiple occasions because im retarded ill admit it. ugly girls who well degrade ourselves to go after if were on a dry spell for whatever reason can be as stuck up as hot chicks. most of the time the burden of initiating anything is placed on the guy so youll hear a lot of i wanted to but he didnt say anything in cases of the common funnyjunker. if a woman goes to a bar she has a much higher chance of leaving with someone as compared to a man
#11 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
Doesn't help when most media portray men as stupid and sex-starved, while woman are rational and intelligent, and use sex as a tool to control the idiot men.
It's a double-edged sword.
#7 - forasecond (02/21/2012) [-]
its a lot harder for a guy to get a girl to have sex with him
all a girl has to do is be at least moderately attractive and say "hey, lets have sex"
guys generally have to work for it, which is why if a guy can get a lot of girls, other guys respect him as an alpha male
now there are many guys who are "one woman guys", but some still have that primal instinct to try and spread their seed with as many women as possible
also, its fucking awesome if a girl loves sex, but no one wants to be with a girl who will fuck almost anyone, standards are important
#27 - anonymous (02/21/2012) [-]
You say that standards are important yet you also say that all a girl has to do is be moderately attractive and say she wants to have sex for you to fuck her? Sounds like pretty
low standards to me. Which kind of leads back into another thing you said..."no one wants to be with a girl who will fuck almost anyone" ....
Nobody wants to be with a guy who will fuck almost anyone either...and from your definition of
standards..I have a feeling you're one of those guys..
#87 - coldhearthotcar (02/21/2012) [-]
Bullshit. The most attractive girls are the ones that LOOK, ACT, ARE, and CARRY THEMSELVES as not one to fuck everybody. If you fuck the chick thats going around making out with everyone its just pathetic and that's openly expressed by men. If you fuck multiple females that have don't just give it up then you are ALPHA AS FUCK. AHHHH HEAR MY CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#252 - Woozey (02/22/2012) [-]
Theres still a double standard here...
There are plenty of girls out there that are smart, funny, attractive, and not acting promiscuous..then yeah I don't blame a guy for wanting to sleep with many girls like that...
But if a girl meets an equally smart, funny, and attractive guy....then's shes supposed to say no every time? Just because there happens to be one too many of them around?
I'm just saying that everyone has there own opinion of what's slutty and what's not..whether it be one person a week, a month, a year, etc.
But either way, the definition of a slut should fit men and women equally.
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#2 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
give it red eyes = BAKED POTATO