yeah, but it looks a lot more suspicious when i start pouring a pringles can into my mouth at my kids birthday party

(if there is any dude up above and i'm 100% its not Yahweh huehuehue) You give me reason's for this and that, but in the end it just makes him look like an asshole. He punishes us for someone else's crime which he KNEW would happen and today we now know it is impossible that they even existed. After people discovered they couldn't have existed they shoved the story under the old "oh its symbolism" rug. But symbolism of what? With the undone chores analogy, it is meant to serve justice right? And depending of what you believe nonbelievers go to hell. How is eternal suffering justice FOR ANYTHING. The idea of hell not only contradicts the notion of an all living god but goes against Jesus saying "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

(I'm an ex-Catholic so i'll understand some/most/all terms you might use) What exactly are we sorry for. Let's pretend Adam and Eve did exist literally. They ate the apple and Yahweh(ill use this since there are lots of gods) punishes them, why us? Should you be punished if your older sister's crimes that she made before you were born? That is unjust and unfair NOT because of other people, but because Yahweh was unfair and justice wasn't served properly. What should we be thankful for? Just because he supposedly created us we owe him nothing. If a mother gives birth to children then kicks the child out into a dangerous world does that child need to praise her? What does the child need to be thankful for? That he/she was given birth only to suffer? And you can't use the argument that the world isn't all suffering because those things are supplied by humans and society NOT a god. My point also still stands with his all knowingness. He knew Eve would eat the apple he knows if me or you is going to hell or not. So why even bother testing us. Are we human guinea pigs that he can watch move around and when he's done watching he will either throw us out into hell or reward us with the joys of constantly and eternally worshiping him (according to revelations that's all you do in heaven)

When Eve ate the apple it created sin. With sin we can never be perfect, and like you have seen in this world no one is perfect. That is why we forgive, because we are not perfect like we are suppose to be. Kind of like how if you forget to do chores and your parents get mad you then say sorry and all that jazz. We give thanks, because he gave us life and since we have life we can get into heaven and stuff. Kind of get what I'm saying? The last part of what you said I can't give any educated guess...it is sad that people are thrown into hell, but who knows maybe they aren't? It all comes down to the dude up above.

(if there is any dude up above and i'm 100% its not Yahweh huehuehue) You give me reason's for this and that, but in the end it just makes him look like an asshole. He punishes us for someone else's crime which he KNEW would happen and today we now know it is impossible that they even existed. After people discovered they couldn't have existed they shoved the story under the old "oh its symbolism" rug. But symbolism of what? With the undone chores analogy, it is meant to serve justice right? And depending of what you believe nonbelievers go to hell. How is eternal suffering justice FOR ANYTHING. The idea of hell not only contradicts the notion of an all living god but goes against Jesus saying "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

why did he put us here for temporary suffering if it doesn't matter? why should worshiping matter? Why does the praise and glory matter. If the answered is to test us then why is the test fair and why does he do it if he already knows what the outcome is.

Basically Eve ate the apple and disobeyed causing sin to happen. We worship to show that we are sorry, but most importantly thankful for everything. And to basically answer the last couple questions we are not puppets on strings. We have free will to do what ever we want. We control out comes of ourselves and others. Everything good and bad for the most part happens because of ourselves. I don't literally mean everything is caused by people, but many things are. This is why the test isn't fair because we as well as other factors make it unfair. Everything happens for a reason, and I'm pretty sure the man upstairs has more logical reasons than we can ever think of. I hope this at least answered some questions. There is a lot more detail that goes into these questions that I do not want to get into without being able to back them up properly, so I am sorry about that.

(I'm an ex-Catholic so i'll understand some/most/all terms you might use) What exactly are we sorry for. Let's pretend Adam and Eve did exist literally. They ate the apple and Yahweh(ill use this since there are lots of gods) punishes them, why us? Should you be punished if your older sister's crimes that she made before you were born? That is unjust and unfair NOT because of other people, but because Yahweh was unfair and justice wasn't served properly. What should we be thankful for? Just because he supposedly created us we owe him nothing. If a mother gives birth to children then kicks the child out into a dangerous world does that child need to praise her? What does the child need to be thankful for? That he/she was given birth only to suffer? And you can't use the argument that the world isn't all suffering because those things are supplied by humans and society NOT a god. My point also still stands with his all knowingness. He knew Eve would eat the apple he knows if me or you is going to hell or not. So why even bother testing us. Are we human guinea pigs that he can watch move around and when he's done watching he will either throw us out into hell or reward us with the joys of constantly and eternally worshiping him (according to revelations that's all you do in heaven)

When Eve ate the apple it created sin. With sin we can never be perfect, and like you have seen in this world no one is perfect. That is why we forgive, because we are not perfect like we are suppose to be. Kind of like how if you forget to do chores and your parents get mad you then say sorry and all that jazz. We give thanks, because he gave us life and since we have life we can get into heaven and stuff. Kind of get what I'm saying? The last part of what you said I can't give any educated guess...it is sad that people are thrown into hell, but who knows maybe they aren't? It all comes down to the dude up above.

(if there is any dude up above and i'm 100% its not Yahweh huehuehue) You give me reason's for this and that, but in the end it just makes him look like an asshole. He punishes us for someone else's crime which he KNEW would happen and today we now know it is impossible that they even existed. After people discovered they couldn't have existed they shoved the story under the old "oh its symbolism" rug. But symbolism of what? With the undone chores analogy, it is meant to serve justice right? And depending of what you believe nonbelievers go to hell. How is eternal suffering justice FOR ANYTHING. The idea of hell not only contradicts the notion of an all living god but goes against Jesus saying "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.