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Date Signed Up:7/15/2014
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#14 - Implying Norton isn't worse than the things it pretends to pro… 12/12/2015 on should have used norton 0
#30 - no  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2015 on crafty fuck -18
#74 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Here, listen to a couple of annoying news ladies about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNZLs7VOCvc
#35 - kibbleking (12/12/2015) [-]
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#45 - garymotherfingoak (12/12/2015) [-]
do you have the ironic memeing tweet
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#37 - cactusphalus (12/12/2015) [-]
well, damn...
#31 - wadethegreat (12/12/2015) [-]
OK dog do your own thing man.... maybe write with some spaghetti sauce or somthin
IDK
#27 - There's no way that would actually work.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/12/2015 on crafty fuck -22
#61 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
It actually does work. The solvent in normal dry erase marker will also dissolve the pigments in most brands of permanent marker (notably including sharpies). You need to erase it somewhat quickly, though.

I'm a Chemistry TA and this method is usually much more convenient and much safer than breaking out the horribly carcinogenic solvents from the lab like many other TAs and profs.
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#49 - zapapplejam (12/12/2015) [-]
it does tho
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#34 - thesovereigngrave (12/12/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if it did. My friend's mom sells shit on eBay and I work for her doing stuff related to that. When she gets stuff from the thrift store that has the price scribbled on it with marker, one of the ways I clean that shit off is to scribble over it with a dry erase marker and just wipe it all off.
#33 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
100% works
#29 - wadethegreat (12/12/2015) [-]
It Actually does! try it if you have the resources
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#30 - wraithguard (12/12/2015) [-]
no
#74 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Here, listen to a couple of annoying news ladies about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNZLs7VOCvc
#35 - kibbleking (12/12/2015) [-]
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#45 - garymotherfingoak (12/12/2015) [-]
do you have the ironic memeing tweet
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#37 - cactusphalus (12/12/2015) [-]
well, damn...
#31 - wadethegreat (12/12/2015) [-]
OK dog do your own thing man.... maybe write with some spaghetti sauce or somthin
IDK
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#28 - billybeee (12/12/2015) [-]
i didnt see the 50 other comments saying the exact same thing

alright you dont have to shout at me
#96 - If you say so. 12/12/2015 on How people actually see... -3
#10 - posting this one for quality comparison 12/11/2015 on bambino +2
#9 - no idea  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on bambino +8
#15 - monkeysalt (12/11/2015) [-]
those are the same shorts shes wearing up there ^^^
#7 - I can't tell if that's blood or poop, or both.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Skiid marks +36
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#46 - alleksi (12/12/2015) [-]
Considering he lost control of all bowel movement I would probably say both
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#31 - dropship (12/11/2015) [-]
It's bloop.
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#18 - gibusernamepls (12/11/2015) [-]
Could be both as he suffered severe pelvic injuries
#29 - nationalanthem (12/11/2015) [-]
Lethal, even.. dude's dead.
#29 - >> #19  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Joan Cornellá Animation... +1
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#33 - dreygur (12/11/2015) [-]
>>#7,
#28 - >> #19 12/11/2015 on Joan Cornellá Animation... 0
#3 - >HD >144p 12/11/2015 on Super Mario HD 0
#3 - Well, it's female...but it is monstrous?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on My experience on funnyjunk 0
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#5 - thelizardlord (12/11/2015) [-]
Wanting to fuck a Centaur is ok, wanting to fuck a Pastel Pony is not ok.
I recall there being a picture somewhere explaining the science behind it.
#9 - funpunk (12/12/2015) [-]
"Wanting to fuck a Centaur is ok"
You had me worried for a second there.
#1 - So, when things like this are being built, do the construction…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Bridge +28
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#10 - stigus (12/11/2015) [-]
i believe they shaped it like that on purpose as a tourist attraction. also it's really windy there
#6 - insanefreak (12/11/2015) [-]
Swagbot is wrong. It's way more than 10%.

We're currently building an apartment for old folks (with a nurse on site and all that jaz). We have no clue what the architect is thinking most of the time. We've had to call up our boss to ask him if he was sure about some plans at times.

At one time, we literally saw that the elevator gap had moved location from the ground floor plans, compared to the first floor. That struck us as strange. We rang him, he looked at the plans, he rang the architect, architect said it was fine. Now any sane person who can put 1 and 1 together knows that an elevator does not move sideways unless you're in one of them super fancy buildings where you want to show off your funds, but not in an old folk's apartment.

I've seen more fuck ups happening than I like. And yet, we're the one getting chewed out for them. Despite the fact that that bitch's salary is about twenty times mine and all she does is sit in a warm, heated office all day.
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#23 - AngryRedMidget (12/12/2015) [-]
Man when I was still in construction, I was doing steel frame for a "artsy" building, and my god, that shit was the most frustrating thing to set up, everything was at an angle, so everything that was being attached had to be prepped for the angle. God damn stupidest thing ever.
#11 - swagbot (12/11/2015) [-]
First I typed '50%' (Gur-Ran-Fucking-Teed, all sure of myself)

Then reconsidered, and stepped it down to 20. Then 15. Then 10.



Sorry to get all 'meta' again... but...

Am i the only one who is beginning to starkly see how most of the 'adults' and parents that we idolized as kids are actually largely cripplingly-incompetent screw-ups?

And yet, since there's no economic expansion in most of the western world for the past ~25-ish years (because they ruined / allowed the economy to be ruined by others), many / most of us millennials are stuck with low-paying, terrible jobs.

I'm long past the point of "being sick of this shit". I'm ready for the entire system to be shaken up in a big way.

</rant>
#3 - swagbot (12/11/2015) [-]
Yes. All the time. It's part of the reason construction people are so crotchety.

Not just construction either.

I'd wager to say that a solid ~10% at least of workplace discussion revolves around epiphanies of how pointless everyone's' given tasks are.
#40 - alright 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot 0
#38 - God speed to you.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot +1
#39 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
I'll report back with results
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#40 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
alright
#36 - As I recall, MS started letting people play it without a gold …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot +1
#37 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
I gotta get my hard drive back and try that shit...
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#41 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
It's not true. You still need Gold, like every other game. They were, however, doing weekend events where Silver subscribers could play online to try and get people to upgrade. But unfortunately, they were just temporary promotions.
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#55 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
Crap... oh well, I might purchase a month of gold or something if I get my 360's hard drive back.

I really enjoy nostalgia trips.
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#57 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
If I may make a suggestion, you can earn free gold subscriptions through Bing Rewards. It takes a bit of time, but it's free (although you have to use bing a few times a day )
#58 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
#59 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
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#38 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
God speed to you.
#39 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
I'll report back with results
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#40 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
alright
#34 - It's got a couple thousand people. In fact, I think the multip…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot +1
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#35 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
HOld the fuck up, you serious?
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#36 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
As I recall, MS started letting people play it without a gold subscription a long time ago, but my 360 crapped out quite a while ago, so I've never been able to test it out.
#37 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
I gotta get my hard drive back and try that shit...
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#41 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
It's not true. You still need Gold, like every other game. They were, however, doing weekend events where Silver subscribers could play online to try and get people to upgrade. But unfortunately, they were just temporary promotions.
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#55 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
Crap... oh well, I might purchase a month of gold or something if I get my 360's hard drive back.

I really enjoy nostalgia trips.
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#57 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
If I may make a suggestion, you can earn free gold subscriptions through Bing Rewards. It takes a bit of time, but it's free (although you have to use bing a few times a day )
#58 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
#59 - captainstinkypinky (12/11/2015) [-]
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#38 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
God speed to you.
#39 - sniffythebird (12/11/2015) [-]
I'll report back with results
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#40 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
alright
#2 - So FJ, what do you guys think about Trumps proposal of banning…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Will Islam rule the world?... 0
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#4 - thraza (12/12/2015) [-]
in my opinion its a tad to the extreme but with the rise of radical Islam in the muslim world something must be done to halt its spreading and it would be effective in doing that. although a crackdown on radical islam within the country would be more effective as in the case of the paris attack 2 of the attackers were born and raised in paris (unless im mistaken).
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#3 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/11/2015) [-]
when did he say ban? Oh that's right he never did....

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on. According to Pew Research, among others, there is great hatred towards Americans by large segments of the Muslim population. Most recently, a poll from the Center for Security Policy released data showing “25% of those polled agreed that violence against Americans here in the United States is justified as a part of the global jihad” and 51% of those polled, “agreed that Muslims in America should have the choice of being governed according to Shariah.” Shariah authorizes such atrocities as murder against non-believers who won’t convert, beheadings and more unthinkable acts that pose great harm to Americans, especially women.
#34 - Picture 12/11/2015 on The torture 0
#32 - Picture 12/11/2015 on The torture +1
#5 - At least I HAVE an avatar, anon. 12/11/2015 on And now it's time for feels -1
#503 - oh 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? 0
#467 - oh.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? 0
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#475 - kothaex (12/11/2015) [-]
because you look like a fluffy strippin
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#503 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh
#452 - I don't get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? 0
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#464 - kothaex (12/11/2015) [-]
I can't find the last thread but you posted that same image so i responded with that same comment and image
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#467 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh.
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#475 - kothaex (12/11/2015) [-]
because you look like a fluffy strippin
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#503 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh
#79 - The stereotype is not consistent or prominent enough that it s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Genetics 0
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#80 - samlake (12/11/2015) [-]
From my experience it clearly is, which is what I base my view on.
#108 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2015 on What does your face look like? +6
#175 - kothaex (12/10/2015) [-]
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#452 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
I don't get it.
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#464 - kothaex (12/11/2015) [-]
I can't find the last thread but you posted that same image so i responded with that same comment and image
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#467 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh.
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#475 - kothaex (12/11/2015) [-]
because you look like a fluffy strippin
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#503 - wraithguard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh
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#171 - kothaex (12/10/2015) [-]
you look like a fluffy sam strippin

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User avatar #44 - murrlogic (01/02/2016) [-]
Would you spoon an apple?
User avatar #45 to #44 - wraithguard (01/02/2016) [-]
Only is it was food.
User avatar #46 to #45 - murrlogic (01/02/2016) [-]
Not even apple asscheeks.
User avatar #47 to #46 - wraithguard (01/02/2016) [-]
meh...
User avatar #48 to #47 - murrlogic (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm guessing Apple is only for hugs and cuddles?
User avatar #42 - sebthebrony (12/26/2015) [-]
i love you babe
#40 - clavatninenine (09/24/2015) [-]
Well **** I clicked to delete a docuhebag anons comment and funnyjunk ****** up and deleted your comment instead.

as compensation, have a morrowind meme.
User avatar #41 to #40 - wraithguard (09/24/2015) [-]
You bastard.
#37 - truezen (09/04/2015) [-]
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**truezen rolls 80**
#34 - murrlogic (08/15/2015) [-]
Good Afternoon.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (08/16/2015) [-]
How are you friend?
#33 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #31 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
u unblocked now
#30 - gangbangtime (02/04/2015) [-]
Fag
User avatar #29 - tastycrisps (01/28/2015) [-]
"On chrome try clicking on the item, then opening the console with CTRL-SHIFT-J then pasting items.apply('2418', 7) into the console."

Someone gave me the solution, so as promised, here you go.
#27 - anon (01/14/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/It+was+right+there+s+senpai/funny-pictures/5421028/

Which episode of Ghost in the Shell is this from?
User avatar #28 to #27 - wraithguard (01/14/2015) [-]
gits sac 2nd gig
DI: Mother and Child – RED DATA
User avatar #22 - thegrandtroll (11/20/2014) [-]
holy **** your like actually a brony? Hahahahaha
User avatar #23 to #22 - wraithguard (11/20/2014) [-]
You would do well to learn how to use commas.
User avatar #24 to #23 - thegrandtroll (11/20/2014) [-]
You would do well to not watch a children's show and be a beta loser for the rest of your life.
******* correcting grammar like a neckbearded bitch.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wraithguard (11/20/2014) [-]
Sure thing buddy. Sure thing.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thegrandtroll (11/20/2014) [-]
Put my name aside, your like a show for little girls, kill yourself.
#20 - lordnerevar ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I like yo' name
User avatar #21 to #20 - lorkhan (11/18/2014) [-]
i like it too
User avatar #19 - datmine (09/20/2014) [-]
Filthy xeno scum and your robotic bodies.
I melta gun is to solve that.
#15 - dwarfman (08/20/2014) [-]
Ask and ye shall receive.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dwarfman (08/20/2014) [-]
Actually **** it. I uploaded it all to imgur. imgur.com/a/S8UfA#0
User avatar #18 to #17 - wraithguard (08/21/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #1 - kirkbot ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
your not funny
User avatar #2 to #1 - kirkbot ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
you're* I thought the word filter was still active
#3 to #2 - zzombiee (07/25/2014) [-]





you like mlp, you dont deserve to talk ****
#6 to #3 - wraithguard (07/26/2014) [-]
It's just a cartoon. So what?
It's just a cartoon. So what?
#7 to #6 - zzombiee (07/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, Mr. Brony. Don't hurt me pls.
#8 to #7 - wraithguard (07/27/2014) [-]
It's okay.
#9 to #8 - zzombiee (07/27/2014) [-]
Ok good.
#11 to #10 - zzombiee (07/27/2014) [-]
Bring in the love
#12 to #11 - wraithguard (07/27/2014) [-]
I 			****		 you not, this if from an actual episode, and it's not even out of context.    
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bj4ah_mlp-413-simple-ways-1080p-hd_animals   
You can just skip streight to 7:42.
I **** you not, this if from an actual episode, and it's not even out of context.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bj4ah_mlp-413-simple-ways-1080p-hd_animals
You can just skip streight to 7:42.
#14 to #13 - wraithguard (07/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like fun.
Sounds like fun.
#4 to #3 - kirkbot ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
what are you gonna do? call the internet police?
what are you gonna do? call the internet police?
#5 to #4 - zzombiee (07/25/2014) [-]





maybe I will
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