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wowdahmelm

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Gender: male
Age: 110
X-box Gamertag: Hey its Wowdah
Interests: Car Crashes, Incest, Demonic Possession, Poop Fights, Chainsaws, Donald Trump's greasy pubes, Grannie Panties, Vanilla Tootsie Rolls, Asian People(especially Koreans), Voodoo, Battle Axes, Basset Hounds, Cannibalism, Soccer
Date Signed Up:3/20/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Straight Outta YO MAMA
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Comment Ranking:#2212
Highest Content Rank:#11220
Highest Comment Rank:#2007
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Content Views:1207
Total Comments Made:251
FJ Points:1202
Have you ever wondered what it would feel like having paws and just adapting to the lifestyle of animals without opposable thumbs?

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#7 - What if Homer could poo to shoo the boo from the loo so that A…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on a great day for Apu... -2
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#8 - remsaman (4 hours ago) [-]
that sounds like it might be true.
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#9 - sonicg (4 hours ago) [-]
Ooh.
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on baby slave owner +32
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#20 - samlease (01/11/2016) [-]
I have an identical exersaucer at home. I think of this any time my kid is bouncing around in it.
#20 - Took me awhile to find that was wrong with the picture. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Shitty Battlestations Comp +8
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#26 - lolikikolik (01/11/2016) [-]
it serves for both the sing and the tub
#12 - YOU EVEN DYED YOUR CHEST HAIR 01/08/2016 on lil old kid +26
#66 - G'nite ****** ... 01/05/2016 on Based carrie +47
#25 - Did somebody say ******* synths? 01/05/2016 on Piper Vs The Mayor +13
#91 - Because I'm a heartless bastard who has no love in his life, o… 12/27/2015 on A message from Steve Harvey 0
#5 - I read "share if you fight animals." I didn't even see the 4 12/26/2015 on Fight 4 Animals +2
#27 - This isn't just ordinary cancer. This is politics-on-…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2015 on A message from Steve Harvey +32
#39 - asotil (12/26/2015) [-]
Why would you even mention politics on Facebook

My day was going fine
#91 - wowdahmelm (12/27/2015) [-]
Because I'm a heartless bastard who has no love in his life, only to feel happiness from other people's misfortune. It stems from a deep internal anguish, like I should regret every single decision in my life. And when I have made everybody around me feel depressed, then I will have fulfilled the duty placed upon me by an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being.

TL;DR because fuck you that's why.


#46 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
this isn't your ordinary cancer, this is screenshotting-facebook-videos-to-use-as-reaction- pictures-tier-cancer
#86 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
this isn't just your ordinary cancer, this is riding someone elses successful joke cancer.
#41 - Fine...you win. FOR NOW!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Christmas Cuisine 0
#55 - rbmroman (12/25/2015) [-]
**rbmroman used "*roll picture*"**
**rbmroman rolled image** hi
#56 - rbmroman (12/25/2015) [-]
**rbmroman used "*roll picture*"**
**rbmroman rolled image** i like to play with myself
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