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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611979772811
Consoles Owned: Playstation 3
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Counter-Strike Global Offense, Quake 3 Arena, Painkiller
Date Signed Up:1/15/2013
Last Login:4/24/2013
Location:GREAT GERMAN EMPIeehh Germany
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Hai guyse. Feel free to throw me a message about anything, i'm always up for a chat about pretty much anything that isn't a stupid/childish argument.

Yes i'm german. No, i'm not a nazi to any extent of the word, but i do like to make jokes about that as well as anything else. No i do not sound like a retarded buffalo during an orgasm when i speak (though most here do, tbh). Feel free to ask me if you have requests for translations or whatever.

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#21 - They get all the girls, too :/ 04/24/2013 on No comment +2
#168 - Yeah that's why i said "very little to worry about" … 04/22/2013 on Way to go 0
#8 - Why would you *spend* such an amount of money anyway? Get a de…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Way to go +100
User avatar #160 - fukkendragonite (04/22/2013) [-]
The problem with investment is it isn't guaranteed to return.
User avatar #168 - wotanswolf (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah that's why i said "very little to worry about" instead of "nothing". But with that amount of money you can always go low risk low reward and still be good enough.
User avatar #107 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
hodor
#137 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
that's a big boy
User avatar #152 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
Hodor....
#104 - unholyjebus (04/22/2013) [-]
He was a drug dealing chavy arsehole. I feel no pity for him.
#69 - bulbakip (04/22/2013) [-]
#52 - mrbull (04/22/2013) [-]
Because he was an idiot. He made friends with a load of gypsies who basically had access to his cash (in some retrospect) and literally emptied his account on booze, hookers, drugs and useless cars which would later be sold to buy more hookers, booze and drugs.
#44 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
what if war would come and you lost all? OH RIGHT THEN YOUD CRY COZ YOU DIDNT SPEND IT
User avatar #71 - ilovehitler (04/22/2013) [-]
what if spending it all led to some people getting rich who then use their newfound money to make bombs and kill a shitton of people?

You see, using the argument "but what if X happened" is really quite stupid, as it can go any way, and has no real value as a debating tool.
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#15 - Spikeydeath (04/21/2013) [-]
real estate dude
User avatar #14 - hewhoepicfails (04/21/2013) [-]
There's a reason on why he's a garbage man.
User avatar #10 - ssjkirby (04/21/2013) [-]
Most people are terrible at long term planning. It is large part of the reason that poverty is still a problem throughout the world.
#48 - jakatackka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm surprised (not really) that everyone ignored this comment. It's Maslow's hierarchy of needs ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs ). You have to satisfy your most basic needs before you can move onto higher ones. For most people, having a meal the next day is more important than a well-managed stock portfolio, and people that are chronically poor don't always learn how to plan long-term - because they've never had a chance to do it. I live in a very poor area, and I see this all the time, with adults and kids. That's why I'm always sad to read these kinds of stories.
#229 - The same stuff i did before, hue. 04/21/2013 on What if? 0
#8 - Picture 04/20/2013 on oh snap +1
#22 - Oh, right. Got that mixed up with "Dominated, hippie, GET… 04/19/2013 on Beautiful Locks +1
#20 - Yeah, but then he whispers "just in case..." afterwards.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Beautiful Locks 0
User avatar #21 - screedle (04/19/2013) [-]
No, that's when he does it to the Pyro.
User avatar #22 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh, right. Got that mixed up with "Dominated, hippie, GET A JOB!"
#1 - "Get a haircut, hippie!" - Soldier So i don…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Beautiful Locks +16
User avatar #4 - feffog (04/18/2013) [-]
Brutal bouffant
User avatar #3 - screedle (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he does that when he dominates another soldier as well.
User avatar #20 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but then he whispers "just in case..." afterwards.
User avatar #21 - screedle (04/19/2013) [-]
No, that's when he does it to the Pyro.
User avatar #22 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh, right. Got that mixed up with "Dominated, hippie, GET A JOB!"
#318 - Agnosticfag here. And if you are CONVINCED some all-p… 04/18/2013 on Title: 0
#490 - I don't think they really give a **** w… 04/18/2013 on Rammstein 0
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#1 - Kairyuka ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Hey bro, nice to meet you c:
So you feel like talking? Because I love to chat with internet friends! It's awesome!
#2 to #1 - wotanswolf (02/16/2013) [-]
Hue.

Not only have you just used a KS picture. But it's RIn too :3. Good job.

Yep, i'm always up for a chat :D You're from Denmark?
#3 to #2 - Kairyuka ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Yup I'm from Denmark. I really want to love the country, but I wish I had some friends here. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong though, I have great friends all over the world, but only two in Denmark, and they both live further away than what is practically easy to visit.

You're into KS too? And Rin? Hah, looks like I have an eye for good people :D

So man, tell me about you. Who are you, what have you done with your life, what do you like to do? I'm a very open person, I can't be scared away unless you actively try to force me to change. I'm always willing to listen c:
#4 to #3 - wotanswolf (02/16/2013) [-]
Aight man, sorry for taking so long to reply again...but you seem to catch me any time i'm just staring a game of league :D

Anyway, first off, Denmark is freakin awesome. My parents go there every 1-3 years on holiday and take me with them of course...they say we've been pretty much everywhere but i only really remember the last 2-3 trips which were all in the Argab/Hvide Sande-ish area directly at the north sea coast...it's the best feeling EVER sitting there and watching a sunset.

Yep, KS is awesome and Rin is best. No contest. :D

Continuing,..about me..well, as my profile says i live i germany, 18 years old..still going to school for an advanced degree, too hard to explain in english i guess..since germanies school system was designed by Escher. Finishing the first of two years this summer, still not 100% sure if i'll actually make it...other than that i have no idea at all where my life is going, not even where i want it to be going...so when i'm not philosophying over that i love music, games, reading, the typical nerd stuff :D Your turn!

You use any IMs like Skype? i think communicating over FJ is a bit of a chore. :/
#5 to #4 - Kairyuka ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I actually love using Skype, my Skype ID is Kairyuka (Dun dun dunnnn).

Well I'm 19 years old, in my third year in gymnasiet, which is basically college. Last step before I'm able to attend university. I really love music and I play guitar and sing myself. Also I'm the vocalist in the band 1 Big Problem (1BPM), we play hard rock and such. We haven't played live yet, but it's only recently that we've found a permanent drummer, so we're getting to it.

I used to be a big anime fan, but it's more toned down now. I still love the art and some of my favorite shows, but I don't really watch any anime anymore. Also, growing up I've been reading extremely much. That has toned down a bit too, but I still bear this love for fiction.

I also like playing computer, but I've never been a competitive person, so LoL and other MOBAs are usually not my thing. I'm a single player by heart. Preferably playing with people I know, but I can't play MMOs with only strangers, I get bored.
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