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Hai guyse. Feel free to throw me a message about anything, i'm always up for a chat about pretty much anything that isn't a stupid/childish argument.

Yes i'm german. No, i'm not a nazi to any extent of the word, but i do like to make jokes about that as well as anything else. No i do not sound like a retarded buffalo during an orgasm when i speak (though most here do, tbh). Feel free to ask me if you have requests for translations or whatever.

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#8 - Why would you *spend* such an amount of money anyway? Get a de…  [+] (16 replies) 04/21/2013 on Way to go +100
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#160 - fukkendragonite (04/22/2013) [-]
The problem with investment is it isn't guaranteed to return.
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#168 - wotanswolf (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah that's why i said "very little to worry about" instead of "nothing". But with that amount of money you can always go low risk low reward and still be good enough.
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#107 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
#137 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
that's a big boy
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#152 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
#104 - unholyjebus (04/22/2013) [-]
He was a drug dealing chavy arsehole. I feel no pity for him.
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#52 - mrbull (04/22/2013) [-]
Because he was an idiot. He made friends with a load of gypsies who basically had access to his cash (in some retrospect) and literally emptied his account on booze, hookers, drugs and useless cars which would later be sold to buy more hookers, booze and drugs.
#44 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
what if war would come and you lost all? OH RIGHT THEN YOUD CRY COZ YOU DIDNT SPEND IT
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#71 - ilovehitler (04/22/2013) [-]
what if spending it all led to some people getting rich who then use their newfound money to make bombs and kill a shitton of people?

You see, using the argument "but what if X happened" is really quite stupid, as it can go any way, and has no real value as a debating tool.
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#15 - Spikeydeath (04/21/2013) [-]
real estate dude
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#14 - hewhoepicfails (04/21/2013) [-]
There's a reason on why he's a garbage man.
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#10 - ssjkirby (04/21/2013) [-]
Most people are terrible at long term planning. It is large part of the reason that poverty is still a problem throughout the world.
#48 - jakatackka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm surprised (not really) that everyone ignored this comment. It's Maslow's hierarchy of needs ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs ). You have to satisfy your most basic needs before you can move onto higher ones. For most people, having a meal the next day is more important than a well-managed stock portfolio, and people that are chronically poor don't always learn how to plan long-term - because they've never had a chance to do it. I live in a very poor area, and I see this all the time, with adults and kids. That's why I'm always sad to read these kinds of stories.
#8 - Picture 04/20/2013 on oh snap +1
#20 - Yeah, but then he whispers "just in case..." afterwards.  [+] (2 replies) 04/19/2013 on Beautiful Locks 0
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#21 - screedle (04/19/2013) [-]
No, that's when he does it to the Pyro.
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#22 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh, right. Got that mixed up with "Dominated, hippie, GET A JOB!"
#1 - "Get a haircut, hippie!" - Soldier So i don…  [+] (5 replies) 04/18/2013 on Beautiful Locks +16
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#4 - feffog (04/18/2013) [-]
Brutal bouffant
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#3 - screedle (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he does that when he dominates another soldier as well.
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#20 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but then he whispers "just in case..." afterwards.
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#21 - screedle (04/19/2013) [-]
No, that's when he does it to the Pyro.
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#22 - wotanswolf (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh, right. Got that mixed up with "Dominated, hippie, GET A JOB!"
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