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#1 - Fellow unnecessarily methodical Funnyjunkers! Tell me, how…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on In just an hour +1
#9 - yomamacouch (04/20/2015) [-]
Dump bins at the front of stores are not meant to be detailed/blocked (organised and straightened)
User avatar #5 - profkitty (04/20/2015) [-]
Personally because I work as a stocker at a major Walmart in Utah/Utah county, We rarely have enough time to sort and organize the non-essentials we are understaffed by 3-5 people at the moment and it causes us not to get to non-essentials. If we have the spare time and 1( Aisles are thrown and zoned 2( Action alleys are taken care of 3(Everything is good 4(Get to stuff that may need work, example a dump bin of candy. For me personally in an hour I can almost get through a full pallet of freight, mediumish items, that's valuable time we can't waste otherwise.
User avatar #3 - thenewnuggubler (04/20/2015) [-]
Not quite the answer you were looking for, but when I worked at a pizza place we had a grated shelf for dishes to dry on, and I did dishes all the time, so I developed a habit of being really methodical about which dishes went where and how long they dried for and how they were placed and arranged. Never got any complaints, but my boss would often come through and flip them around to her liking, or just put them away before they were dried much even though she was anal about even slightly damp dishes being put away . Once, a couple days before a health inspector was expected, she decided that literally EVERY dish in the building needed to be cleaned spotless. At the time, it was just the two of us working that shift, something like a saturday morning, and I had the span of roughly 2 hours to get it all done and most dishes took an hour or two to dry . My biggest problem was that the drying shelf was only a few feet across, so I could only fit a couple rounds of dishes on at a time, which meant most stuff was backed up for a very long time, being tossed just about where ever they would fit. It was usually an easy job, but I was slowly being scheduled less and less, and I really felt like business was declining compared to when I started. Pretty glad I left, I don't miss it much.
#7 - Picture 04/19/2015 on Late night thoughts +18
#8 - Never know what your grandma might have going on. 04/19/2015 on I'm gonna do it +4
#74 - I just got called a 'narrow minded judgemental asshole' by a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Hijabs 0
User avatar #75 - niggernazi (04/19/2015) [-]
And you answered two days later. Did i realle shrek you so hard you froze in time?
#11 - He opened a stand up routine with 'you shouldn't drink around … 04/17/2015 on how did this guy get away... +3
#3 - Sad fact of life, smoking makes you look cool. Maybe we only t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on When animals smoke +19
User avatar #18 - lapsushominum (04/18/2015) [-]
Yep. I think it looks dumb and filthy. I'm glad as fuck I avoided all that shit, especially when I hear about how hard it is to quit.
User avatar #4 - ashfur (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice fact i always stay away from them.
#8 - awcskin (04/17/2015) [-]
Yea the mafia is bad news i would think everyone would stay away
#3 - Picture 04/17/2015 on what's real 0
#35 - I hate needles. It's not the pain, it's the idea of something …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Clear? +7
User avatar #56 - justsomechickyo (04/17/2015) [-]
Your skin? Omg
User avatar #78 - britexplain (04/17/2015) [-]
No, his aeughhh, didn't you read the comment?
User avatar #87 - justsomechickyo (04/17/2015) [-]
O I just thought he misspelled skin
User avatar #113 - okamiterasu (04/17/2015) [-]
I used to have an aeughhh, but then I got aeughhhitis and had to get it amputated. Not a day goes by that I don't feel incomplete. Remember kids, vaccinate your aeughhh.
User avatar #40 - mangostormlegend (04/17/2015) [-]
Man up, faggot
#39 - sailormoonsez (04/17/2015) [-]
Meh, I inject myself about 5 times a day. Get over it.
#45 - cypherxii (04/17/2015) [-]
are you talking like heroin or insulin?
User avatar #49 - theshinypen (04/17/2015) [-]
#128 - lastweek (04/17/2015) [-]
#136 - abject (04/17/2015) [-]
This appears to be the original
#50 - cypherxii (04/17/2015) [-]
Dude, thats stuff can be bad for you! How man marihuanas do you inject a day? 1? 2?
User avatar #46 - sailormoonsez (04/17/2015) [-]
Insulin. I gots the sugah 'beetus
#47 - cypherxii (04/17/2015) [-]
oh, okay that's good. eh, not that diabeetus is good... but at least you're not a heroin addict! Its something!
#33 - This has me confused. Surely after the first time your body wo… 04/17/2015 on Clear? +1
#59 - I was going to write out a reasonable, well worded response. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Hijabs +1
User avatar #62 - niggernazi (04/17/2015) [-]
''Dont judge a book by its cover''

In other words: dont be such a narrow minded judgemental asshole.
#74 - woolfy (04/19/2015) [-]
I just got called a 'narrow minded judgemental asshole' by a guy called niggernazi.

I'm not even angry, you've made my day.
User avatar #75 - niggernazi (04/19/2015) [-]
And you answered two days later. Did i realle shrek you so hard you froze in time?
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User avatar #1 - sweetheartthewolf (03/19/2012) [-]
hiii x3
#2 to #1 - woolfy (03/25/2012) [-]
Hello random funnyjunker with similar name
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