Oh he probably is, the problem is that as far as 40k goes, cthulhu is kinda smallfry.

In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i have never heard of. To my knowledge the chaos gods have never actually fought the emperor and the closest thing we have to a direct power comparison is gork and mork fighting... well everything.

Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?

OBD makes an awful lot of assumptions, like that the void dragon was ever close to full strength during the emperors lifetime, that the chaos gods wanted the emperor dead(the chaos gods have done nothing but earn as a result of the emperors stalemate with Horus), and that they seem to focus mostly on the positives. True, big e had a lot of victories, but he also had a lot of setbacks, hell, as stated, he got his ass handed to him by a regular ork warboss.

If i was to make my own comparison, big e can beat Tzeentch in mêlée, but gets his ass kicked when it comes to psychic powers(while in the warp), and can kick Khornes ass in psychic powers, while getting his ass kicked in mêlée(again, in the warp). Of course that still means that both gork and mork would rip him apart both in and out of the warp(the only reason the other chaos gods exist is because they prefer to fight one another over fighting the aforementioned chaos gods).

Oh he probably is, the problem is that as far as 40k goes, cthulhu is kinda smallfry.

In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i have never heard of. To my knowledge the chaos gods have never actually fought the emperor and the closest thing we have to a direct power comparison is gork and mork fighting... well everything.

Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?

Every codex is written from the perspective of the army in question. So every imperial codex says big E is best, every ork codex says gork and mork are the best, every eldar series says Khaine is the best(which is obviously false, Ynnead is goat). Alphabusa gets an awful lot wrong about 40k lore, he gets a lot right, but probably more wrong than correct. Hell, the entire point of the chaos gods in text to speech device is to be absolutely pathetic so that the imperium of man looks even worse for failing to them.

What i'm saying is text to speech device is entertaining, but don't look to it for 40k canon.

OBD makes an awful lot of assumptions, like that the void dragon was ever close to full strength during the emperors lifetime, that the chaos gods wanted the emperor dead(the chaos gods have done nothing but earn as a result of the emperors stalemate with Horus), and that they seem to focus mostly on the positives. True, big e had a lot of victories, but he also had a lot of setbacks, hell, as stated, he got his ass handed to him by a regular ork warboss.

If i was to make my own comparison, big e can beat Tzeentch in mêlée, but gets his ass kicked when it comes to psychic powers(while in the warp), and can kick Khornes ass in psychic powers, while getting his ass kicked in mêlée(again, in the warp). Of course that still means that both gork and mork would rip him apart both in and out of the warp(the only reason the other chaos gods exist is because they prefer to fight one another over fighting the aforementioned chaos gods).

Oh he probably is, the problem is that as far as 40k goes, cthulhu is kinda smallfry.

In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i have never heard of. To my knowledge the chaos gods have never actually fought the emperor and the closest thing we have to a direct power comparison is gork and mork fighting... well everything.

Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?

Nah man, the chaos gods found big E to be cute, and decided to turn him into a chaos god. Supposedly they sort of succeeded, the only thing keeping him from becoming one is the throne that keeps him in a state of near death. Of course 40k also claims that on the emperors death he'll be reborn as the starchild, which may or may not be a chaos god, and lead humanity into another golden age, but then again he'll have to compete with Ynnead a this rate(eldar god of death, supposed to make death a possibility for eldar, to summon him the eldar need to collect a number of ancient artifacts, and they've got all of them except the one that necron the incontinent keeps in his floating space museum), and 40k ALSO claims that the emperors ultimate death will cause the second eye of terror to swell up and swallow Terra. This might not seem as much, but there is a little thing called the lunar platform which is arguably the most hilariously overpowered weapon in 40k, as it draws inspiration from the timewar in Dr. Who(as in, the lunar platform will detect a credible threat, go back in time, and prevent it from ever being made, to my knowledge this is the only functional time traveling device in 40k).

Hell, Big E was so little of a threat that Gharkul Blackfang, a regular ork, managed to choke him to near death before emperor boy had to have his sorry ass saved by Horus, Mortarion, and Rogal Dorne(although specifically he was saved by Horus lopping of one of its arms).

Don't get me wrong, as far as psykers go, big E was pretty good, but in terms of power within the warp, the best he could manage was a floodlight that his followers could navigate by, while the chaos gods are strong enough to actually permanently shape the warp around them(hence slaanesh pleasure palace, Tzeentchs infinity labyrinth, nurgles plague gardens, Khornes skull throne etcetera), while the emperor has to actively use an awful lot of his own personal power to keep the astronomicon working.

Every codex is written from the perspective of the army in question. So every imperial codex says big E is best, every ork codex says gork and mork are the best, every eldar series says Khaine is the best(which is obviously false, Ynnead is goat). Alphabusa gets an awful lot wrong about 40k lore, he gets a lot right, but probably more wrong than correct. Hell, the entire point of the chaos gods in text to speech device is to be absolutely pathetic so that the imperium of man looks even worse for failing to them.

What i'm saying is text to speech device is entertaining, but don't look to it for 40k canon.

OBD makes an awful lot of assumptions, like that the void dragon was ever close to full strength during the emperors lifetime, that the chaos gods wanted the emperor dead(the chaos gods have done nothing but earn as a result of the emperors stalemate with Horus), and that they seem to focus mostly on the positives. True, big e had a lot of victories, but he also had a lot of setbacks, hell, as stated, he got his ass handed to him by a regular ork warboss.

If i was to make my own comparison, big e can beat Tzeentch in mêlée, but gets his ass kicked when it comes to psychic powers(while in the warp), and can kick Khornes ass in psychic powers, while getting his ass kicked in mêlée(again, in the warp). Of course that still means that both gork and mork would rip him apart both in and out of the warp(the only reason the other chaos gods exist is because they prefer to fight one another over fighting the aforementioned chaos gods).

Oh he probably is, the problem is that as far as 40k goes, cthulhu is kinda smallfry.

In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i have never heard of. To my knowledge the chaos gods have never actually fought the emperor and the closest thing we have to a direct power comparison is gork and mork fighting... well everything.

Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?

Nah man, the custodes are constantly at war, keeping the second eye of terror from swallowing terra. The 300 that serve as palace guards just stand around, the remaining 9700 are killing off daemons behind that big ol' gate under the emperors throne room at all time.

Technically they are doing more for the emperium than all other space marine forces combined.

But yeah, in terms of actively participating in the materium you're right.

Adaptus Astartes are too far gone to be seen as humans any more. They have the ability to spit acid, eat the brains of their enemies to gain their memories, and have what is basically a suit of armor implanted under their skin(called a black carapace). Sororitas have no genetic modifications done what so ever(the only modifications done to their bodies is a tattoo and a silly haircut), they are normal humans strapped into old parade uniforms made by one of the only STC's that can make powerarmor that can be used by actual humans (there is a thing called spyre hunter rigs, but they are not really armor as such, and technically every single one is hand made, the only people that can afford them/are allowed to use them are rich nobility of hive worlds and rouge traders) .

Oh, and sisters of battle are some of the most badass forces in the 41st millennium, psychotic space-nuns in powerarmor with massive flamethrowers that can manifest the powers of the emperors shattered soul through sheer faith alone. Sad that they haven't had an update for 18 years and most likely wont.

most non-religious are also like that

Yeah.

depends on the culture and level of interaction people have with each other.

deprived areas generally tend to be a lot more trashier than affluent areas so if you live in a country where whites are richer and better educated, they will appear more attractive.

its only a "fact" in very specific circumstances, not in all cases. but i suppose its comforting to tell yourself that white automatically makes them attractive.

im sure there are plenty of white lardasses in ethnic non-white countries who repel every ethnic group known to exist.

Nah, but most religious fanatics are.

most non-religious are also like that

Yeah.

IDK, I know of a few sisters who look good

Pic related, Queen of Jordan

he is talking about this color.

No i don't, turns out that in English they are either called "amber" or "wolf eyes", but basically yellow.

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here you go, mate.

Thanks, to answer your question, blacklivesmatter is a lot like gamergate, there are people in the movement who care about what they are doing and react based on knowledge and fact, these people can make things better, unfortunately they sided with a side SJW agree with, as a result the blacklivesmatter movement has been filled up to the brim with racists in denial who pretty much only do knee-jerk reactions. Basically, at this point, at the very least 90% of the blacklivesmatter movement is made up of real life shitposters, while the relatively reasonable minority slowly slips off into obscurity, the same thing that would have happened to gamergate if the people opposing gamergate had joined it instead.

fucking RIP

But you are.

inglorious basterds

Sex is better than oral imo but I'll be damned if busting a nut down your misses' throat isn't up there with the best feelings ever as well.

Thats my kind of gal~

I did, 2.5 years and we split a few months back. As for condoms, we did but then she went on the pill so we got pretty lax about it. Not using them is so much better, unless you get the really thin ones but even then it doesn't come close.

You're being my 10th grade history teacher right now.
Asking questions before you taught the subject, we know you know the answers asshole, just tell us

get fucked

Go ask your mother, son.

fucking RIP

But you are.

inglorious basterds