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#3 - Actually, Weird Al made sure he had permission for every singl… 12/22/2015 on fuckin dumb +2
#6 - That's not a straw hut, straw huts have much thicker walls mad… 12/22/2015 on im guilty +6
#17 - nah man, make the protagonist white, the antagonist jewish, an… 12/22/2015 on Hermione +3
#52 - Yeah I know, it was a joke. Hell, I can hear if a light-bulb… 12/22/2015 on Matt Murdock and his sass +1
#50 - Well yeah, all it takes is for him to accidentally knock into …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Matt Murdock and his sass +2
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#51 - leafonthewind (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm sure that what with being daredevil and all he would notice when he turned a light on or off, he doesn't just stumble around like a glue huffing toddler.
#52 - woodoo (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, it was a joke. Hell, I can hear if a light-bulb is turned on or not, and i actually have worse hearing than average.
#7 - Jokes on him when h realizes that, being blind, he failed to r…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Matt Murdock and his sass +117
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#49 - leafonthewind (12/22/2015) [-]
Because I'm sure they were overused....
#50 - woodoo (12/22/2015) [-]
Well yeah, all it takes is for him to accidentally knock into the light-switch, and then the light-bulbs will burn until he accidentally hits it again.
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#51 - leafonthewind (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm sure that what with being daredevil and all he would notice when he turned a light on or off, he doesn't just stumble around like a glue huffing toddler.
#52 - woodoo (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, it was a joke. Hell, I can hear if a light-bulb is turned on or not, and i actually have worse hearing than average.
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#11 - ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-]
Given the quality of his other senses, I'm pretty sure he'd know the lightbulbs have burned out.
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#13 - mrpotatofudge (12/21/2015) [-]
he can hear the light?
#83 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Actually, if u pay close attention, and the room is very quiet, you can hear lightbulbs when they're on.
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#36 - apurpleliger (12/22/2015) [-]
At the very least he probably has enough sensitivity to temperature to be able to feel the heat from the lights
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#14 - ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-]
He can sense electromagnetic waves, which light is included among, so he would know that the lightbulbs, after he flicked the switch, were not creating any light.
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#76 - ashadowguy (12/22/2015) [-]
Light is in the infrared spectrum tho
#16 - mrpotatofudge (12/21/2015) [-]
so he can feel the light
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#17 - ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-]
Mr. Crabs can feel it all now.
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#18 - mrpotatofudge (12/21/2015) [-]
another question
how does he know they are mercs and how does he know they are wearing night vision goggle

#20 - sirlorge (12/21/2015) [-]
He was Toph before Toph was cool.
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#19 - ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-]
Well, he can hear the beating of another person's heart. A normal person, or even a common thief, would have a slight increase in heartbeat upon breaking into another person's house, because there would be the fear that they get caught or hurt somehow. So that's eliminated.
More advanced thieves are eliminated because they would be quieter than mercs.
Mercs become the most likely choice, as it's unlikely many people would be able to figure out who he is. Mercs would be hired by those who do know, as he's pretty damn badass, and mercs are expendable. He's a lawyer, so it'd be pretty easy for him to make more and better deductions than I have.

Now, as for them wearing night vision, I'm guessing that can be chalked up to being in large due to his radar sense, which gives him a rough 3d-image type idea of what the world around him is. That would tell him that they're wearing some type of goggle. That combined with the lack of light makes it a pretty good guess that the goggles are night vision goggles.
#23 - thorseph (12/22/2015) [-]
the radar sense is based on sound, which the mercs are making and like you said heartbeats.
#16 - huh, decided to get the Prisoner of Azkaban out and recheck it… 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +6
#14 - Both Lupin and Sirius were supposed to look much older than th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermionegate +21
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#15 - lean (12/21/2015) [-]
I disagree. Haggard, yes. Not older. They were both 21 when harry was born (same age as James and Lily).
#16 - woodoo (12/21/2015) [-]
huh, decided to get the Prisoner of Azkaban out and recheck it, i was 100% sure Lupin was described as looking old, turns out he was actually described as looking young, my bad.
#10 - To be fair, it's a country were it's acceptable practice to cu… 12/21/2015 on We support your war of terror -1
#24 - Well, if i use my Spotify playlist, we got some Weird Al, some… 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music 0
#11 - so, Bruce Jenner killed a guy while texting and driving, gets …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/20/2015 on so brave, +41
#29 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
It's fake.

Plus rich celebrities don't go to prison, so obviously he she or it was going to get away with it. What did you think would happen?
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#49 - hockeykicksass (12/21/2015) [-]
>star magazine
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#50 - malific (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what the cover says.

Whether or not it's true, is questionable.

But it's definitely not fake.
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#56 - idkwhatthatmeans (12/21/2015) [-]
You really dont understand how magazines, especially star magazine, works do you?

They print random bullshit to catch your eye that is almost entirely speculation.
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#58 - malific (12/21/2015) [-]
I understand completely.

Read my comment below, #57
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#60 - idkwhatthatmeans (12/21/2015) [-]
Ah a bit of misunderstanding. I took #29 saying "its fake" meaning the story was fake, not the cover. You seem to think that the cover is fake, irrelevant of the story.
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#62 - malific (12/21/2015) [-]
The odds of #29 actually reading the story to in question to validate it are so astronomically low as to be non existent, therefore it must be assumed that they believe the cover was fake.

Hence my replies.
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#57 - malific (12/21/2015) [-]
Yes, It's not a difficult concept.

The thing exists. Saying something is fake means it does not actually exist.

But just because the thing exists does not mean the idea it presents is true.
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#61 - malific (12/21/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter if the the is is moot it still exists and therefore is not fake.
#12 - Well, to be fair, the stereotype is that Asians are good at ma… 12/20/2015 on this is cannon +11
#15 - To be fair, those guys will cut off your ear if they don't lik… 12/20/2015 on Fucking seriously? 0
#50 - Yeah i know, I've never claimed what he did was morally right,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Payback is a bitch +1
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#52 - notanotheraccount (12/18/2015) [-]
End slander culture now!
Sorry, I had to. Youre correct, the facts are important in any situation, there are two sides to the coin, of course, there are people making it seem like it isnt a bad thing to do, i assumed you were one of them. My apologies m8
#38 - Well yeah, too sick to work, not sick enough not to sit around online. 12/18/2015 on Survey! You PC bro? 0
#28 - **** it, will answer here because the poll is too limit…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Survey! You PC bro? +1
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#42 - gruga (12/18/2015) [-]
TLDR
#33 - Nahyon (12/18/2015) [-]
>I am that bored
#38 - woodoo (12/18/2015) [-]
Well yeah, too sick to work, not sick enough not to sit around online.
#29 - ninjamanfu (12/18/2015) [-]
its like taking a fox news survey.
#14 - So wait, are we tumblr now? because from the comment i only se…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Payback is a bitch +1
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#48 - notanotheraccount (12/18/2015) [-]
Its still fucked up to hike up prices for a medication like he did. Insurance companies wont cover what they dont want to, and that co-pay for the people who do end up needing it would be ridiculously high, a lot of the people who actually need this medication wont be able to afford it. Medication is very rarely free with most insurances, besides military insurance and certain Medicare add on plans.
#50 - woodoo (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah i know, I've never claimed what he did was morally right, what I'm opposing is this culture of willfully spreading lies about people to make them out to be even worse than they really are.
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#52 - notanotheraccount (12/18/2015) [-]
End slander culture now!
Sorry, I had to. Youre correct, the facts are important in any situation, there are two sides to the coin, of course, there are people making it seem like it isnt a bad thing to do, i assumed you were one of them. My apologies m8
#69 - So, as long as he doesn't stop being buttmad(he turns back to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Choose 3 0
#71 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
If someone blew up Earth, Hulk would never stop being mad. You'd have blown up his friends. Hulk would literally never stop killing someone who blew up Earth. He'd find a way to punch into hell so he could kill them again.
#15 - The guy from the first image and the guy from the fourth image… 12/17/2015 on Small Cringe Compilation 0
#67 - Well yeah, i am aware that the hulk grows stronger, but from w…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Choose 3 0
#68 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
Hulk can't die.
Hulk have STRONGEST healing factor. Hulk's healing factor makes talky-man's healing factor look like shit! Seriously. Look up Planet Hulk, then World War Hulk. Hulk was sent through space by the Illuminati, crashed on a planet, was enslaved as a gladiator, kicked the shit out of Beta Ray Bill, got free, took over, had a kid, the planet got killed, and Hulk flung himself through space back to Earth, where he fucked shit up on a massive level.
#69 - woodoo (12/17/2015) [-]
So, as long as he doesn't stop being buttmad(he turns back to a human when he does, right?), and avoids spending eternity drifting though space, he can always get back to the fight? I guess he'd win by default since Goku would die of old age before the hulk reached the nearest planet.
#71 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
If someone blew up Earth, Hulk would never stop being mad. You'd have blown up his friends. Hulk would literally never stop killing someone who blew up Earth. He'd find a way to punch into hell so he could kill them again.
#65 - Can the hulk really take on Goku though? I mean, if it was an …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Choose 3 0
#66 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
Hulk would survive.
Hulk is strongest there is.
Puny Goku focus on surpassing limits. Hulk have no limits!
#67 - woodoo (12/17/2015) [-]
Well yeah, i am aware that the hulk grows stronger, but from what I've understood it takes time for that to happen. So when the hulk is hurdling through space after the planet has blown up, having no means to steer or alter his course, how long until he dies?
#68 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
Hulk can't die.
Hulk have STRONGEST healing factor. Hulk's healing factor makes talky-man's healing factor look like shit! Seriously. Look up Planet Hulk, then World War Hulk. Hulk was sent through space by the Illuminati, crashed on a planet, was enslaved as a gladiator, kicked the shit out of Beta Ray Bill, got free, took over, had a kid, the planet got killed, and Hulk flung himself through space back to Earth, where he fucked shit up on a massive level.
#69 - woodoo (12/17/2015) [-]
So, as long as he doesn't stop being buttmad(he turns back to a human when he does, right?), and avoids spending eternity drifting though space, he can always get back to the fight? I guess he'd win by default since Goku would die of old age before the hulk reached the nearest planet.
#71 - Stevethewizard (12/17/2015) [-]
If someone blew up Earth, Hulk would never stop being mad. You'd have blown up his friends. Hulk would literally never stop killing someone who blew up Earth. He'd find a way to punch into hell so he could kill them again.
#64 - Okay, so they only want to FIGHT me? Well, Goku canonicall… 12/17/2015 on Choose 3 0
#29 - Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on HERESY 0
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#30 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
hmm.. from what little i know. they had not finished what they came there for. and they ended up running away from the fight after it became clear the emperor was going to unleash his full might on horus (and by extension , them) other than that, i know absolutely nothing of it...every wikia source and fan i have talked about just talks of it that way


again it might be that obd is using some different feat to justify their view of emperor...its not a character im too well versed in. inside or out of obd.
#27 - In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i h…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on HERESY 0
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#28 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
hmm. i think it was from that horus heresy where the dying emperor caused the chaos gods to run away when he blasted horus out of existence(which supposedly was strong enough blast to kill the chaos gods themselves..)


buuuuuuuUUUuuut. again, i dont know much about the series....i just regard obd's judgement highly simply because of how serious they take this stuff, and how often they are more right than they are wrong...
#29 - woodoo (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?
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#30 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
hmm.. from what little i know. they had not finished what they came there for. and they ended up running away from the fight after it became clear the emperor was going to unleash his full might on horus (and by extension , them) other than that, i know absolutely nothing of it...every wikia source and fan i have talked about just talks of it that way


again it might be that obd is using some different feat to justify their view of emperor...its not a character im too well versed in. inside or out of obd.
#25 - Oh he probably is, the problem is that as far as 40k goes, cth…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2015 on HERESY 0
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#26 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but the four "eldrich abominations" he is talking about, are the chaos gods.

it was just a hilarious mismatch agaitns cthulhu where these words rung up from.

and "did you just punch out cthulhu" is actually a trope.
#27 - woodoo (12/16/2015) [-]
In that case they have access to some source from 40k that i have never heard of. To my knowledge the chaos gods have never actually fought the emperor and the closest thing we have to a direct power comparison is gork and mork fighting... well everything.
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#28 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
hmm. i think it was from that horus heresy where the dying emperor caused the chaos gods to run away when he blasted horus out of existence(which supposedly was strong enough blast to kill the chaos gods themselves..)


buuuuuuuUUUuuut. again, i dont know much about the series....i just regard obd's judgement highly simply because of how serious they take this stuff, and how often they are more right than they are wrong...
#29 - woodoo (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh, so they assume that the emperors ascension is an actual ability of his rather than just... well, the stillbirth of a chaos god? I presume if you want to look at it that way, maybe, but that assumes that the chaos gods wanted big e dead rather than wanted him to become a god(something he definitely didn't want).

Hell, if anything the chaos gods won that day, why stick around after you've finished the only thing you wanted done?
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#30 - angelious (12/16/2015) [-]
hmm.. from what little i know. they had not finished what they came there for. and they ended up running away from the fight after it became clear the emperor was going to unleash his full might on horus (and by extension , them) other than that, i know absolutely nothing of it...every wikia source and fan i have talked about just talks of it that way


again it might be that obd is using some different feat to justify their view of emperor...its not a character im too well versed in. inside or out of obd.

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#5 - randomcomps (06/09/2015) [-]
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#7 to #6 - woodoo (10 hours ago) [-]
i don't get it.
#2 - european (02/02/2015) [-]
#2nd get@@@@@
#1 - woodoo (08/02/2014) [-]
Wait, how the **** do I have content level progress? I've never uploaded anything here!
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