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#3 - You know, this can be seen in 2 ways, either she's referring t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Rekt 0
#7 - amuzen (2 hours ago) [-]
the word 'homophobia' has kind of been appropriated to just mean 'dislike or prejudice against homosexual'
Seriously look it up, it's the definition of the word on google, wikipedia, merriam dictonary, dictionary reference you name it. It's very very rarely used to actually describe someone with a phobia towards homosexuality in this day and age.

Basically it was taken and bloated out to mean that so that everyone who spoke up against homosexuality in anyway would be bullied and shamed down to the point where no would listen to anything they said because they were 'homophobes' which when it first started being used that way was somewhat synonymous with 'insane' because the word was taken from a mental disorder.
#7 - Yeah, i remember her, all her 3 minutes of screen-time and who…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... +75
#61 - plantain (21 hours ago) [-]
She's supposed to have more screen-time in Episode VIII. Either the actress or JJ confirmed it.
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#33 - payseht (01/11/2016) [-]
she truly was the next Bobo Fat
#54 - masterofmods (22 hours ago) [-]
Well I think TR-8R is the next Fett. Phasma was who they wanted to be the next Fett.
#100 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
I hate to break it to you man, but I'm pretty sure TR-8R is dead.
#101 - masterofmods (11 hours ago) [-]
So is Fett.
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#108 - corrosionx (10 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure he's getting a movie soon, dunno if its a prequel or not though.
#50 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I'm sure that's what they wanted, but what made Bobo who he is is the fans massive response to his character. Captain whats-her-face didn't really get much of a reaction.
#38 - woodoo (01/12/2016) [-]
What are you on about, Boba had a good 5 minutes of active screen-time in his original appearance.
(Starwars christmas special, he has more lines in his first 2 minutes on screen than he and Jango have put toghether throughout the entire Starwars franchise aside from the christmas special.)
#39 - woodoo (01/12/2016) [-]
and with entire franchise i of course mean the original trilogy, the prequels, and star the force awakens wars.
#47 - captinchikin (23 hours ago) [-]
top kek
#29 - Ah man, i saw the thumbnail and the title, and for some reason… 01/11/2016 on Its 2016 people +2
#4 - **** me, i just realized i ****** up "Iv'e … 01/11/2016 on Epic Youtube Comment Thread 0
#3 - he-lo dark-ness my old friend(7) iv'e come to talk to you …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Epic Youtube Comment Thread 0
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#5 - thesharppixel (01/11/2016) [-]
Thats the joke. They are all retards
#4 - woodoo (01/11/2016) [-]
Fuck me, i just realized i fucked up "Iv'e come to talk to you again" is 8 syllables, not 7.
"Iv'e come to talk to you a-gain"
#1 - For serious though, the best possible zombie survival outfit w…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on When you run out of... +2
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#2 - galanorth (01/11/2016) [-]
Plate armor would help with being crushed to death, if constructed correctly. Plate armor would also reduce the likelihood of your bones getting broken or disjointed. If you live in a place with few guns lying around, where bandits will be much more likely to use melee weapons and bows instead of guns, plate armor would be a huge advantage.
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#3 - krobeles (01/11/2016) [-]
So armor that effectively made you functionally unkillable by anything short of a cannon, untill relatively recently, is gonna help you not get killed?
Who'da thonk it...
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#4 - galanorth (01/11/2016) [-]
He brought up the possibly of being crushed to death while wearing shark mail, I pointed out that plate armor would have less of a problem with that. I then brought up that resistance to broken and disjointed bones, because that is something plate helps with that shark mail doesn't. He pointed out that a gun would still kill easily, so I brought up that not everywhere has guns.

Everything I said was relevant, and was a counter statement to his "the best possible zombie survival outfit would be a padded jumpsuit with a sharkmail on over it.". It was a lot more than just stating what everyone knows, so there is no need to make sarcastic comments.
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#5 - krobeles (01/11/2016) [-]
Mate, theres always a need for sarcastic comments...

By the way, plate armor was actually rather effective against old timey firearms. I suspect that most well made plate armor would also stand up pretty well, against your average 9mm.
#6 - galanorth (01/11/2016) [-]
9mm does bounce right off some plate armor. Assuming it is mild steel, if it is 16 gauge or thicker, it resists 9mm and .45 ACP, especially on the more domed parts. Thinner areas, like the lower legs, biceps, and forearms don't fare so well. Source: me, I make plate armor and have seen it tested against many weapons, including firearms.

The moral of the story is, don't be ill-equipped for the apocalypse, pay me thousands of dollars to make you armor for the zombie apocalypse that is totally gonna happen, honest.
#105 - The first image, the VERY FIRST IMAGE, is him impregnating it … 01/11/2016 on look at this old dude 0
#104 - To be fair, can you think of any car that fits better with a w… 01/11/2016 on look at this old dude 0
#12 - You know, i was going to point out how there is no need to use… 01/10/2016 on Junk Funny +1
#17 - To be fair, Disney did a better job than Lucas did with the prequels. 01/08/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
#16 - >Fin >Devoted Sure as **** not to the fir…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
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#43 - spearpwi (01/09/2016) [-]
"for some food"...yeah she was willing to sell off a random robot she had just found in the desert for 100 portions (that's 200+ days of not having to work at all).
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#46 - theasexualgamer (01/09/2016) [-]
60 portions, ackshually
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#144 - spearpwi (01/09/2016) [-]
Though you are right, in the film it is 60.
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#143 - spearpwi (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm reading the novelization. She barters for 100 and he goes for it.
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#28 - orangebeanie (01/09/2016) [-]
are you sure about that last one? I'd imagine Darth Vader got a lot done and traveled a lot, also hes in like every movie in some form.
#17 - Pff, kylo clearly meant to forcechoke him and ended up screwin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +60
#18 - saxong (01/08/2016) [-]
#5 - Well to be fair, after getting their nuts kicked in for the fi… 01/08/2016 on in its ass! 0
#7 - My personal headcanon is that Kylo Ren fell to the dark side b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... -20
#16 - saxong (01/08/2016) [-]
Remember how at the start of the movie he freezes Poe's blaster shot in mid-air?

Remember how anyone else did that ever?

Nice theory, doesn't live past the first 5 minutes though.
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#116 - obviousxplains (01/08/2016) [-]
vader did block han's blast with his hand
although i think in EU his suit had blaster protection or something
#21 - IamPinhead (01/08/2016) [-]
You know that scene in Resurrection of F where Freeza socks Goku in the face, but Goku just turns back with his fist still on his face like Freeza ain't shit? That was badass, but how much more sense would it have made to just move out of the way?
#17 - woodoo (01/08/2016) [-]
Pff, kylo clearly meant to forcechoke him and ended up screwing up. That's why he wears the mask, to mask the complete and utter look of shock on his face any time he actually manages to pull something off.
#18 - saxong (01/08/2016) [-]
#23 - Even then, that's a solid projectile, you need them to line up… 01/07/2016 on Find a flaw 0
#26 - Well yeah, and one punch man is not from 2015 either(well the … 01/07/2016 on 2015 summary 0
#158 - obligatory reference to al qaeda and america in the middle east. 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit 0
#18 - No, i have to disagree with the most cancerous fandom for anim…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on 2015 summary -1
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#20 - gabikak (01/07/2016) [-]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is not from 2015, therefore it's not on the list, but I agree with ya.
#26 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Well yeah, and one punch man is not from 2015 either(well the anime is, but not the manga).
#149 - Nah, she's just already evil. I mean think about it, seen from…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit 0
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#157 - improbable (01/07/2016) [-]
then they're really bad terrorists if the empire/first order kills more and destroys more than they do
#158 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
obligatory reference to al qaeda and america in the middle east.
#146 - Yes, she sensed that Luke got off of the deathstar before it exploded.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit 0
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#148 - improbable (01/07/2016) [-]
maybe she is a responsible force user?
#149 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Nah, she's just already evil. I mean think about it, seen from the empire, or the first orders perspective, or even the perspective of your average bloke living on an average planet, the "rebels" are really just terrorists.
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#157 - improbable (01/07/2016) [-]
then they're really bad terrorists if the empire/first order kills more and destroys more than they do
#158 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
obligatory reference to al qaeda and america in the middle east.
#145 - Yupp, all Leia is doing is is running a small terrorist pod de… 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit 0
#10 - Black women, and black people in general were never seen as an…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on But You All Say Blacks Are... +1
#14 - Petroleum (01/07/2016) [-]
>Koreans see Japanese as lesser humans

My sides.
#6 - Goddamn, good firepower, but only one shot. Seems highly waste…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Find a flaw +5
#11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
wait for them to group up.
#23 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Even then, that's a solid projectile, you need them to line up for it to be useful.
#4 - Well **** dude,i hope your dad is pretty, cause otherwi…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Find a flaw +7
#5 - dareus (01/06/2016) [-]
**dareus used "*roll picture*"**
**dareus rolled image**<--- What I look like.

I think I take after my grandmother.
#6 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Goddamn, good firepower, but only one shot. Seems highly wasteful for hunting children.
#11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
wait for them to group up.
#23 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Even then, that's a solid projectile, you need them to line up for it to be useful.
#2 - >head too big for body, makes her look like an infant. …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Find a flaw +81
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#21 - hirollin (01/07/2016) [-]
She also got a droopy doop nose too.
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#19 - puut (01/07/2016) [-]
>Expressionless face(not sexy).
>Might be personal, but I don't think her lipstick works.
#16 - imjared (01/07/2016) [-]
i love that you still ended up criticizing the door
#12 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
So you want a woman that is not only a virgin but has the rarest type of body shape out of them all.
Good luck.
#3 - dareus (01/06/2016) [-]
Dude... brutal much? That's my mother.
#4 - woodoo (01/06/2016) [-]
Well shit dude,i hope your dad is pretty, cause otherwise you've got shit genes bruh.
#5 - dareus (01/06/2016) [-]
**dareus used "*roll picture*"**
**dareus rolled image**<--- What I look like.

I think I take after my grandmother.
#6 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Goddamn, good firepower, but only one shot. Seems highly wasteful for hunting children.
#11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
wait for them to group up.
#23 - woodoo (01/07/2016) [-]
Even then, that's a solid projectile, you need them to line up for it to be useful.

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#5 - randomcomps (06/09/2015) [-]
stickied by woodoo
#3 - randomcomps (06/09/2015) [-]
stickied by woodoo
#7 to #6 - woodoo (10 hours ago) [-]
i don't get it.
#2 - european (02/02/2015) [-]
#2nd get@@@@@
#1 - woodoo (08/02/2014) [-]
Wait, how the **** do I have content level progress? I've never uploaded anything here!
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