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| Date Signed Up: | 4/16/2010 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
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latest user's comments
| #17 - Typhus? I thought it was polio, or was that in Russia? | 09/05/2015 on what a shame | 0 |
| #128 - Oh really? Didn't hear about it on youtube, i was mostly watch… | 09/05/2015 on politically incorrect | 0 |
| #11 - And those spiders teeth are laced with SNAKES! | 09/05/2015 on Oi! | +2 |
| #124 - thousands of refugees illegally try to enter the EU, hoping to… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/05/2015 on politically incorrect | -1 |
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anon (09/05/2015) [-] they did not refuse because there was cross on them, that's lie has been launched by a guy who's at the very least questionable racist on youtube. they threw them away in protest for being left in the open for 3 days and other shit hungary did. you are seriously an awful person... people try to escape war #128 -
woodoo (09/05/2015) [-] Oh really? Didn't hear about it on youtube, i was mostly watching the videos of people throwing away food and water after looking at the cross on them, guess refusing food because you are starving after illegally entering another country makes sense to someone. got a link to the questionably racist dude on youtube? | ||
| #224 - Oh, he is buying a new macbook? as in, a recent model? Then he… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/05/2015 on Android vs Apple | 0 |
| he is gonna pick the one he likes the most and just buy it as always. I'm just throwing it out that literally the cheapest one around here is over 1k € | ||
| #119 - Then we agree on another thing. | 09/04/2015 on Android vs Apple | 0 |
| #36 - Is that cruelty free ice? I won't touch it unless it's certifi… | 09/04/2015 on The Perfect Meal | 0 |
| #69 - Samus is 5 foot 1 in Metroid: other M, which is most likely th… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/04/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #109 - I know, i never said it was, what i'm referring to is the fact… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on Android vs Apple | 0 |
| #118 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] gotcha. not that i can prove it, but im pretty sure that infamous "hack" was nothing more than an elaborate publicity stunt for a bunch of washed out ho bags whose careers are going no where | ||
| #106 - Actually, if thats what he spends his time doing, a macbook is… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on Android vs Apple | 0 |
| There is HUGE difference if you spend 1099 € on a Macbook laptop if you could get ANY OTHER laptop under 300€ for. its literally burning money for no good reason and being really smug about it. middle-class people pretending to be millionaires. he is gonna pick the one he likes the most and just buy it as always. I'm just throwing it out that literally the cheapest one around here is over 1k € | ||
| #105 - I think the "#oops" in regards to portable storage m… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on Android vs Apple | 0 |
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anon (09/04/2015) [-] cloud storage is not exclusively an apple thing. major ISPs use cloud centers to pipe and store data in situations where their severs are overloaded. you can bet your ass any isp worth a damn has a cloud back up plan ready to deploy. #118 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] gotcha. not that i can prove it, but im pretty sure that infamous "hack" was nothing more than an elaborate publicity stunt for a bunch of washed out ho bags whose careers are going no where | ||
| #16 - Ah yes, this fine antique joke is at least from the early 2002… | 09/04/2015 on Viruses are getting real nasty | +13 |
| #30 - 15 were i live. | 09/04/2015 on well it fits the cat | +1 |
| #23 - Actually, in terms of area, 16 is the age of consent in a majo… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on well it fits the cat | +5 |
| Yeah they are, why would they have 16 be the age of consent? Idiots, that's illegal. #25 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] In my country, age of consent is 16, but if you fuck a 17yo you're done and dusted because ????? | ||
| #20 - Not to mention 16 isn't pedophilia anywhere, illegal, sure, bu… [+] (7 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on well it fits the cat | +9 |
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anon (09/04/2015) [-] No one cares about that though. they all want a buzzword they can slap on to something they don't like. if age of consent is 18 and some guy fucks a girl who is turning 18 the next day, people still gonna call him a pedo. If the age of consent is legally 16 and some guy fucks a girl who just turned 16 he's probably still going to be called a pedo because people the world over think 18 is the universal age of consent for some reason Yeah they are, why would they have 16 be the age of consent? Idiots, that's illegal. #25 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] In my country, age of consent is 16, but if you fuck a 17yo you're done and dusted because ????? | ||
| #142 - I know, that's why i said you were right about the slave part,… | 09/04/2015 on White beasts | 0 |
| #136 - True, showing of modern tech would net you some gain, but only… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/03/2015 on White beasts | 0 |
| I don't think that you understand how Roman society works. This was Rome, not North Korea. They didn't enslave people for "being in the way", and they especially did not enslave citizens. | ||
| #10 - The pickle elevator shakes off excess liquid, as well as ensur… | 09/03/2015 on Machines Making Things Part 3 | +5 |
| #34 - 1: white devils were already a legend in America, because viki… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/03/2015 on White beasts | +6 |
| >They're legends everywhere. Japs had this legend too, Its why Nic cage was referred to as "The White devil" In that one movie. >Yup >yup >I live in Australia. I can take any Fauna up until the giant insects. >The egyptians were more or less white tho. Otherwise they would have "Enslaved" the romans when they attacked, Instead their queen fucked them. You ain't no Historyexplain. >Mhm >I practically live like that now. >Again we didn't discuss what the time machine does, Maybe we get a motha fuckin' language collar that lets us talk to peeps. It just depends on how prepared the person going back in time is. | ||
| #32 - >Go back to america before colonial era, >natives ki… [+] (9 new replies) | 09/03/2015 on White beasts | +25 |
| But the Roman's were white, and only enslaved prisoners of war. Plus, if you showed up in Roman lands and showed them artifacts of modern technology, they would probably worship you as the avatar of a god, and grant you an enormous estate. #136 -
woodoo (09/03/2015) [-] True, showing of modern tech would net you some gain, but only until they figured out how it works, how to copy it, or until you start being in the way. You're right about the slave part though, but you'd still be seen as a foreigner, and therefore probably distrusted. I don't think that you understand how Roman society works. This was Rome, not North Korea. They didn't enslave people for "being in the way", and they especially did not enslave citizens. >Be considered white devil >become a legend like Nic Cage. >I am ok with all of this >Who said i'm gonna be enslaved, Motha fucka gotta fite me first. >Go to aus, Live as Abo white devil. >I ain't no jew. >Fuck africa. >Sweeeeeeeeeet >Always with slaves with you, Get your sickass fetishes out of his plebian. Celtics were white too. White is always right. #34 -
woodoo (09/03/2015) [-] 1: white devils were already a legend in America, because vikings came there, and their first response to natives was to cut them to see if they bled like real people. 2: Good for you. 3: Depends on how the time machine worked, i guess, but a fair point, this post was more to show that white people didnt have it easymode for all of history. 4: potentially possible, just remember that the further back you go, the worse the fauna gets. 5: So? white slaves would be worth a fortune in Egypt, and the Jews were far from white. 6: agreed 7: indeed, if you like not having indoor plumbing or toilet paper, lucky for you, you'll be immune to most of their diseases, couse there's fuck all in terms of healthcare. 8: Celts were white yes, but they also kept primarily white slaves, and as a foreigner who doesn't speak the language, you'd end up as a slave at best, as that means someone bothers to teach you the language, clothe you, feed you and house you. Luckily, Scandinavia tended to offer freedom to their slaves after some years, so it wouldn't be permanent. While i agree with the last statement, as it is common sense, historically speaking foreigners have disagreed, and sadly it tends to become majority vote after a while. >They're legends everywhere. Japs had this legend too, Its why Nic cage was referred to as "The White devil" In that one movie. >Yup >yup >I live in Australia. I can take any Fauna up until the giant insects. >The egyptians were more or less white tho. Otherwise they would have "Enslaved" the romans when they attacked, Instead their queen fucked them. You ain't no Historyexplain. >Mhm >I practically live like that now. >Again we didn't discuss what the time machine does, Maybe we get a motha fuckin' language collar that lets us talk to peeps. It just depends on how prepared the person going back in time is. | ||
| #28 - To be fair, if i like a girl that has the hots for THAT guy, I… | 09/03/2015 on And yet i have killed | 0 |
| #48 - But the armour she wears IS feminine. The shiny part gives the… | 09/02/2015 on Luke, I Identify As Your... | 0 |
| #31 - **** , i need to proofread my comments, thanks for point… | 09/02/2015 on Wonder how the Call of Duty... | 0 |
| #11 - "When you glance at the Russian ambassador's statistics o… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/02/2015 on Wonder how the Call of Duty... | +27 |
| We get it, you saw "Hotel Rwanda". Way to ruin a joke by being a pretentious douche. I mean if you are going to claim intellectual superiority you should probably at least get the date of the incident right. Assuming you are referring to this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_Genocide | ||
| #67 - Only if you also have a blog, and equate someone looking at yo… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/01/2015 on Ooops | +1 |
| thanks god, i am not infected...... and if anything i will become a catMAN | ||
