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| #19 - "several" rapes. Ayla gets raped in t… | 09/15/2015 on Danner Phanterm | 0 |
| #36 - This is for purifying all sorts of impurities, you can make an… [+] (12 new replies) | 09/15/2015 on Salt | +19 |
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (09/15/2015) [-] Every fucking time something involving some sort of math or science comes up, one of you niggas always pops up and starts using measurements I had no clue even existed | ||
| #15 - There are also going to be glorious bastards that, when bitten… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/13/2015 on Found on facebook, | +15 |
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| #45 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 09/13/2015 on GF | +6 |
| #90 - Nah, some species of crow use tools to make tools to make tool… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/11/2015 on Apes can use tools | 0 |
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| #70 - Clay actually, if you try this with mud you end up with, well, dirt. | 09/10/2015 on HERE WE GO AGAIN | 0 |
| #69 - it's literally clay, ocher, wood and stone. The clay is easily… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/10/2015 on HERE WE GO AGAIN | 0 |
| No no I'm not saying you couldn't find all those things. But the stones in this video are pretty close to perfectly uniform to one another, they're almost like bricks. I'm just saying you'd have to be lucky to find em like that. I'm sure you could still do it with other kinds of stones though, it was basically a pointless comment never mind. | ||
| #61 - Well yeah, the spell changed his identity, but the map was mad… | 09/09/2015 on Weasley's could have been... | 0 |
| #60 - nah, lupin mentioned it to harry, looked it up just before get… | 09/09/2015 on Weasley's could have been... | 0 |
| #30 - 1: The map would name Voldemort as "Tom Riddle", Vol… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/09/2015 on Weasley's could have been... | +1 |
| "scabbers" was found by percy i think. i always assumed the weasley twins saw peter on the map, and figured "peter pettigrew" was just a strange name the previous owners gave their rat. theres no reason for them to know who peter pettigrew is pretty sure that Pettigrew shows up under his own name in the 3rd book, Harry mentioned it to Lupin harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Marauder's_Map >regardless, it would be weird to see a different name following quirel >and not ask her about it atleast? it seems they would be the ones to want to know about it >thats not how the transformation spell work though...spell of that nature only change appearance, not identity >yer right i think #61 -
woodoo (09/09/2015) [-] Well yeah, the spell changed his identity, but the map was made when they were in their seventh year, at which point they'd all been animagi for two years, and had the nicknames for who knows how long, it'd only make sense for them to use their nicknames in the map as they referred to themselves by their nicknames on the map. Turns out i was wrong about this one though, looked it up and the map shows their real names. | ||
| #65 - yeah, couldn't remember which was which year, so i neglected t… | 09/09/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | 0 |
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| #41 - Well no, i doubt trying to crack a kids skull is legal, but ke… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/08/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | +1 |
| #34 - By British law, trying to hit a kid with a frying pan is techn… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/08/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | +3 |
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woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Well no, i doubt trying to crack a kids skull is legal, but keep in mind that the books are written from the perspective of a, at that point, 12 year old. We don't know from the text what exactly is meant by a "heavy blow", seeing how harry was convinced that, for example, a boa constrictor would be able to squeeze Vernons car into the general size of a garbage can, he might have exaggerated the situation quiet handily. However, since she only did so once(to our knowledge) with no witnesses(aside from possibly Dudley), it wouldn't have been enough to put her in prison(even if she had hit). The entire point i was trying to make is that the Dursleys never did anything bad enough to be illegal in the 1990's in England. | ||
| #26 - Yeah, it was a frying pan, and not a skillet, and the first qu… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/08/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | +1 |
| I would think actually aiming for a kid and trying to hit the kid with a frying pan would be considered child abuse as well, as it purely relies on the kid's ability to dodge for his survival. Also chores are not illegal. But chores under a direct burning sun with little to nothing to help him protect himself against the burning sun may be a bit more above punishment. #34 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] By British law, trying to hit a kid with a frying pan is technically legal, as it is not stated as abuse, of course, had she hit, it would have been. And making a kid work in the sun all day(as a form of punishment), is perfectly legal under British law. So i don't think they ever actually did anything directly illegal, except maybe when Vernon threatened Hagrid with a rifle, but to be fair, Hagrid did break into their cabin, curse their child and steal their boat. Now, the way the kids are treated at Hogwarts however, that's completely different. I mean, a teacher accidentally removes a students arm, and he receives no form of punishment at all? A teacher force-feeds a students pet what both of them think is poison, and the student is the one punished? Sending 4 eleven year-olds into a forest filled with dangerous creatures to hunt down something that is actively killing unicorns? Allowing an 11 year old boy to play a game played on broomstick traveling upwards to 150 mp/h through the air with no safety net? Hogwarts would get shut down in a second if ever that place got inspected. #41 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Well no, i doubt trying to crack a kids skull is legal, but keep in mind that the books are written from the perspective of a, at that point, 12 year old. We don't know from the text what exactly is meant by a "heavy blow", seeing how harry was convinced that, for example, a boa constrictor would be able to squeeze Vernons car into the general size of a garbage can, he might have exaggerated the situation quiet handily. However, since she only did so once(to our knowledge) with no witnesses(aside from possibly Dudley), it wouldn't have been enough to put her in prison(even if she had hit). The entire point i was trying to make is that the Dursleys never did anything bad enough to be illegal in the 1990's in England. | ||
| #23 - Well, in the first book, they state that being grounded for 2 … [+] (8 new replies) | 09/08/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | +4 |
| I may go into a bit of a long text here, because of quotes, but they actually treated him quite badly. Harry Potter and Chamber of secrets: "While Dudley lolled around watching and eating ice cream, Harry cleaned the windows, washed the car, mowed the lawn, trimmed the flower beds, pruned and watered the roses, and repainted the garden bench. The sun blazed overhead, burning the back of his neck. Harry knew he shouldn't have risen to Dudley's bait, but Dudley had said the very thing Harry had been thinking himself...maybe he didn't have any friends at Hogwarts." I don't think working under a heavy burning sun all day is good for the health of a 12 year old. another quote from chamber of secrets and I stop "As neither Dudley nor the hedge was in any way hurt, Aunt Petunia knew he hadn't really done magic, but he still had to duck as she aimed a heavy blow at his head with the soapy frying pan. Then she gave him work to do, with the promise he wouldn't eat again until he was finished." A blow from a frying pan? I don't think that is legal in any sense of the word. #26 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Yeah, it was a frying pan, and not a skillet, and the first quote is the punishment mentioned in the second one. I never said it was in any way GOOD for a 12 year old, but making a kid do chores as a punishment is perfectly legal. But yeah, had she actually hit him with the frying pan, that'd have been child abuse. I would think actually aiming for a kid and trying to hit the kid with a frying pan would be considered child abuse as well, as it purely relies on the kid's ability to dodge for his survival. Also chores are not illegal. But chores under a direct burning sun with little to nothing to help him protect himself against the burning sun may be a bit more above punishment. #34 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] By British law, trying to hit a kid with a frying pan is technically legal, as it is not stated as abuse, of course, had she hit, it would have been. And making a kid work in the sun all day(as a form of punishment), is perfectly legal under British law. So i don't think they ever actually did anything directly illegal, except maybe when Vernon threatened Hagrid with a rifle, but to be fair, Hagrid did break into their cabin, curse their child and steal their boat. Now, the way the kids are treated at Hogwarts however, that's completely different. I mean, a teacher accidentally removes a students arm, and he receives no form of punishment at all? A teacher force-feeds a students pet what both of them think is poison, and the student is the one punished? Sending 4 eleven year-olds into a forest filled with dangerous creatures to hunt down something that is actively killing unicorns? Allowing an 11 year old boy to play a game played on broomstick traveling upwards to 150 mp/h through the air with no safety net? Hogwarts would get shut down in a second if ever that place got inspected. #41 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Well no, i doubt trying to crack a kids skull is legal, but keep in mind that the books are written from the perspective of a, at that point, 12 year old. We don't know from the text what exactly is meant by a "heavy blow", seeing how harry was convinced that, for example, a boa constrictor would be able to squeeze Vernons car into the general size of a garbage can, he might have exaggerated the situation quiet handily. However, since she only did so once(to our knowledge) with no witnesses(aside from possibly Dudley), it wouldn't have been enough to put her in prison(even if she had hit). The entire point i was trying to make is that the Dursleys never did anything bad enough to be illegal in the 1990's in England. | ||
| #17 - Actually, Hagrid was in charge of getting harry, so the plague… [+] (17 new replies) | 09/08/2015 on i am so glad i hired that... | +41 |
| 5th year they think harry did something to duddley, then dumbledore sends a letter and makes vernon question what his wife is hiding from him 6th year they get invited to a lawn competition, find out its not real, and return home to find harry gone they also gave all the shit. no sympathy for the dursleys over here m80 #60 -
anon (09/08/2015) [-] Harry was a horcrux though. Maybe he was affecting them in the same One-ring way they affected Ron? It would explain why they stopped being such major cunts after he had been at Hogwarts for a while. but they were still major cunts after he had been at hogwarts for a while. sending him an old sock at christmas, being all pissy when they pick him up from the train, barring his windows, confining him to his bedroom and not allowing his owl to leave it's cage. they only got better when they got their asses handed to them by magic, such as the threatening owl that gave harry his bedroom and how vernon treaded softly after mr weasley busted up the living room. and they were just as pissy with other magic users, such as hagrid, mr weasley, the couple that drove them away in book 7 They weren't the nicest people in the world, except I guess for Dudley near the end of the series, when they mention things were kinda better between the two, since Harry saved his life and all. #23 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Well, in the first book, they state that being grounded for 2 weeks(well, from 23'd of June to the summer holiday) was the longest punishment he ever got, and there was no mention of physical abuse at that point. In the second one they made him do a bunch of chores and clearly underfed him, but it's also stated that he'd never starved. But i seem to recall marge trying to hit him with a skillet in one of the books, which would definitely constitute assault, and they didn't seem to mind abandoning him on kings cross in the first book. Oh, and they did nothing to stop Dudley from... well anything, and Vernon DID assault Arthur in the fourth book. They'd certainly lose custody because of neglect charges though, but i doubt it's severe enough for prison. I may go into a bit of a long text here, because of quotes, but they actually treated him quite badly. Harry Potter and Chamber of secrets: "While Dudley lolled around watching and eating ice cream, Harry cleaned the windows, washed the car, mowed the lawn, trimmed the flower beds, pruned and watered the roses, and repainted the garden bench. The sun blazed overhead, burning the back of his neck. Harry knew he shouldn't have risen to Dudley's bait, but Dudley had said the very thing Harry had been thinking himself...maybe he didn't have any friends at Hogwarts." I don't think working under a heavy burning sun all day is good for the health of a 12 year old. another quote from chamber of secrets and I stop "As neither Dudley nor the hedge was in any way hurt, Aunt Petunia knew he hadn't really done magic, but he still had to duck as she aimed a heavy blow at his head with the soapy frying pan. Then she gave him work to do, with the promise he wouldn't eat again until he was finished." A blow from a frying pan? I don't think that is legal in any sense of the word. #26 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Yeah, it was a frying pan, and not a skillet, and the first quote is the punishment mentioned in the second one. I never said it was in any way GOOD for a 12 year old, but making a kid do chores as a punishment is perfectly legal. But yeah, had she actually hit him with the frying pan, that'd have been child abuse. I would think actually aiming for a kid and trying to hit the kid with a frying pan would be considered child abuse as well, as it purely relies on the kid's ability to dodge for his survival. Also chores are not illegal. But chores under a direct burning sun with little to nothing to help him protect himself against the burning sun may be a bit more above punishment. #34 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] By British law, trying to hit a kid with a frying pan is technically legal, as it is not stated as abuse, of course, had she hit, it would have been. And making a kid work in the sun all day(as a form of punishment), is perfectly legal under British law. So i don't think they ever actually did anything directly illegal, except maybe when Vernon threatened Hagrid with a rifle, but to be fair, Hagrid did break into their cabin, curse their child and steal their boat. Now, the way the kids are treated at Hogwarts however, that's completely different. I mean, a teacher accidentally removes a students arm, and he receives no form of punishment at all? A teacher force-feeds a students pet what both of them think is poison, and the student is the one punished? Sending 4 eleven year-olds into a forest filled with dangerous creatures to hunt down something that is actively killing unicorns? Allowing an 11 year old boy to play a game played on broomstick traveling upwards to 150 mp/h through the air with no safety net? Hogwarts would get shut down in a second if ever that place got inspected. #41 -
woodoo (09/08/2015) [-] Well no, i doubt trying to crack a kids skull is legal, but keep in mind that the books are written from the perspective of a, at that point, 12 year old. We don't know from the text what exactly is meant by a "heavy blow", seeing how harry was convinced that, for example, a boa constrictor would be able to squeeze Vernons car into the general size of a garbage can, he might have exaggerated the situation quiet handily. However, since she only did so once(to our knowledge) with no witnesses(aside from possibly Dudley), it wouldn't have been enough to put her in prison(even if she had hit). The entire point i was trying to make is that the Dursleys never did anything bad enough to be illegal in the 1990's in England. | ||
| #106 - oh, that makes sense. I admit I'm not that into splatoon, most… | 09/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #103 - Actually, the game states that they learn to become human at a… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/08/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
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| #8 - Nope, vivat Britain ************ . | 09/08/2015 on memes | 0 |
| #101 - If your childhood is weak enough to be crushed by a rather poo… | 09/08/2015 on (untitled) | +17 |
| #54 - So, Admin removed the rough edges from the thumbs, made them l… | 09/08/2015 on This isn't even my final form! | 0 |
| #2 - how the **** did i misspell "honouring" that … [+] (3 new replies) | 09/07/2015 on memes | +4 |
| If burning it without any clear honors given to it is considered honorable than Sweden must have everything under control | ||
| #1 - Oh look, muslims honouyring Sweden by burning our flag, how ni… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/07/2015 on memes | +13 |
| If burning it without any clear honors given to it is considered honorable than Sweden must have everything under control | ||
