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#2 - Not if you're short. Yeah, i know, commenting on an …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/22/2015 on 95% of you are fucked +19
#38 - wimwam (10/22/2015) [-]
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#3 - admiralen (10/22/2015) [-]
Tom Cruise gets tons of pussy and hes a dwarf
#5 - decimatorofpoon (10/22/2015) [-]
Tom Cruise is a handsome A-list celebrity and he's like 5'7 not 5'4 or anything :^)
I do agree tho that money helps no matter if your problem is your face or your stature.
But that's only to some women. I'm poor and 5'5 but my girlfriend is 5'7-5'8 and super fucking sexy.
Hardly all women are superficial enough to care about height to a degree where it matters.
#13 - thesweetscientist (10/22/2015) [-]
Nobody cares what you have to say, manlet.
#119 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
nobody cares what you have to say either, go back to /fit/ and take your spaghetti with you
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#107 - plasticcup (10/23/2015) [-]
You should probably change your name to thesaltyatheist.
#75 - kimmu (10/23/2015) [-]
#30 - decimatorofpoon (10/22/2015) [-]
So hurt
So sad
You're a meanie
#11 - You know, that guy has to be rich as **** , since the bl… 10/20/2015 on The circle of marriage 0
#18 - Actually, the orks have no goal at all, they are already in pa… 10/20/2015 on Sems about right. +3
#10 - Voldemort didn't attach himself to Quirells head until harry h…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Voldemort Series +2
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#22 - lotengo (10/20/2015) [-]
Voldemort is wizard Merkel.

Flooding Europe with evil
#16 - amuzen (10/20/2015) [-]
Voldemort was considered worse because Wizard hitler (Grindelwald) had good intentions for the bad shit he did and everything he did wrong was born out of a misplaced necessity for a 'greater good'.
Voldemort was just an insanely powerful serial killer sociopath with a god complex.

End of the day Voldemort was definitely more evil than Grindelwald, and it's safe to say he had more raw power than Grindlewald since he was able to penetrate the 'impregnable fortress' that Grindlewald trapped himself in. Influence wise the reason people didn't consider Voldemort as bad as Grindlewald is because Grindlewald was a revolutionary and very loud by nature, but Voldemort was more of a dark puppet master relying of a series of Imperious curses to take over the government from the shadows. At the height of Voldemorts power only a select few rebels and servants even knew that he was in power and the official word was that he was still dead.

It is safe to say that Grindelwald is more the wizard hitler than Voldemort, but Voldemort was definitely the worse dark wizard.
#97 - Also, Che was more attractive, his face looks better on a shirt. 10/19/2015 on batman +3
#1 - Utahraptors hadn't been discovered when production on Jurassic… 10/18/2015 on fucking dinos 0
#27 - Nah, if she sucks him off, he'd have to suck her dad off, othe… 10/16/2015 on So anal? +1
#9 - yeah, i confused it with the one where Vimes goes to überwald… 10/15/2015 on carpe +1
#5 - In the book it's translated as "seize the jugular", …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2015 on carpe 0
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#7 - pipeworks (10/15/2015) [-]
Vampires.

Specifically, parodies of the Anne Rice vampires, and accidentally a surprisingly good parody of the Twilight franchise, which came out a solid 10 years later. One of the vampires is a pretty boy who falls in lust with one of the protagonists just because he can't read her mind.

Based Pratchett could see the future.
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#10 - yunablade (10/15/2015) [-]
That one book is too weird form me, I never understood how come at the end they start getting hurt again by all the old "anti vampire" stuff that they overcame before. Suddently religious icons hurt them again, holy water hurts them again and before it was shown that they clearly had bypassed those. I know patchett writes more for jokes and critisism than for story but sometimes he just jumps his own rules too abruptly for me.
#20 - iamnuff (10/15/2015) [-]
It's got nothing to do with the "rules of the world"

The biggest (and possibly only) rule in diskworld is "belief has power". The vampires made themselves immune to stuff like that via belief, and Granny weatherwax shattered that belief and left them helpless.

It's kind of the entire point of the ending of the book.
#9 - woodoo (10/15/2015) [-]
yeah, i confused it with the one where Vimes goes to überwald and throws a flare into anguas brothers gaping mouth .
#6 - comicironic (10/15/2015) [-]
It's more often translated as "Go for the throat"
#20 - Mrs. Quiet, you're trying to seduce me- 10/15/2015 on Oh Quiet! 0
#18 - Actually, that's a male dog , or a female dog with a dick .  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Expect the unexpected -74
#105 - teegoogilycoffeeme (10/15/2015) [-]
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#66 - goatmum (10/15/2015) [-]
How does it feel to be THAT guy?
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#113 - centaurstesticle (10/15/2015) [-]
I love you goat mom
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#132 - goatmum (10/17/2015) [-]
ily1
#84 - sakuragaoka (10/15/2015) [-]
woodoo is Jerry. We all know a Jerry.
#78 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
How's it feel to be the OTHER guy?
#89 - tomegg (10/15/2015) [-]
why don't you ask 'em?
#29 - You know, actual statistics, that have been, you know, done, a… 10/15/2015 on Can I get some opinions? 0
#126 - Huh, you know, maybe Caitlyn Jenner actually IS a woman, a wom… 10/14/2015 on Beautiful & stunning NATO... +1
#22 - it's more likely than you'd think. No seriously, the… 10/14/2015 on (untitled) +3
#35 - meh, pepe is about the most normie meme around now-a-days. 10/14/2015 on die normie scum +1
#7 - But James and Lily, having died in the same night to the same … 10/09/2015 on Wtf Ron 0
#8 - Hell, i just really ******* love ice-age and late stone…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on The Far Cry Primal hype +4
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#9 - angelious (10/09/2015) [-]
never heard of earth children. and while i have a major dislike for the use of mary sue arguments ill just skip that and trust your knowledge.

and i suppose if it is your fetish fuel then i can understand it..we all have those things that we love no matter what.. i just cant get over the fact that it seems like a mad dash to grasp at the ark popularity from a company that basically pours out clone games with mediocre story and gameplay....
#6 - Hell yeah, maybe we'll finally get a good Far Cry game l…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2015 on The Far Cry Primal hype -3
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#7 - angelious (10/09/2015) [-]
thats pretty darn optimistic.

its both inspiring and sad.

sadspiring. i wish you luck, but i myself wont be holding out for a good game out of this...
#8 - woodoo (10/09/2015) [-]
Hell, i just really fucking love ice-age and late stone-age, i like that shit enough to actually LIKE the earths children, and if there ever was an argument for a Mary Sue in the lead role, it sure as fuck is that series.
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#9 - angelious (10/09/2015) [-]
never heard of earth children. and while i have a major dislike for the use of mary sue arguments ill just skip that and trust your knowledge.

and i suppose if it is your fetish fuel then i can understand it..we all have those things that we love no matter what.. i just cant get over the fact that it seems like a mad dash to grasp at the ark popularity from a company that basically pours out clone games with mediocre story and gameplay....
#14 - nah man, you can see the wrists on both the girl and her grand… 10/09/2015 on This is my fetish +8
#37 - charizard is manlet sized 10/09/2015 on big nigga +1
#27 - Actually, Raichu is 2 feet tall, surge is closer to 10 feet th…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2015 on big nigga +3
#43 - calloftheshadows (10/09/2015) [-]
He experienced a Growth Surge
#34 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Well to be fair I don't think the show is always the same as the games. Charizard is person-sized, after all.
#37 - woodoo (10/09/2015) [-]
charizard is manlet sized
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#29 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Well
he is only 10 years old so
#81 - i know, hence the last line. Although frankly i doubt she actu… 10/09/2015 on Triggered. 0
#54 - I find it funny that everyone seems to give sarkeesian ***…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Triggered. 0
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#75 - deaminzaints (10/09/2015) [-]
yeah but her problem isnt the limitation.
her problem is that this detailed amazingly made crafting system is being used to make more violence... in an fps game... anita is one of the people who feel like "we should make less violent games, we dont need games about killing and stuff, people who like those games are steroid fueled violence loving guys with power fantasies".
#81 - woodoo (10/09/2015) [-]
i know, hence the last line. Although frankly i doubt she actually thinks that, it'd not surprise me at all if she gives zero shits about videogames and just likes the sheckels her good gentile followers seem intent on shoveling into her huge, gaping, fish-smelling -

but i digress.

And yeah, my hopes for more than just guns(and the power-armour) as viable objects for the crafting system really seems to be something for a more survival oriented game than the action fps-rpg that fallout currently is (aside from maybe including melee weapons in the crafting system, but hey, gotta sell those dlc's as well, amirite?) .
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#55 - Sinrik (10/09/2015) [-]
mods
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#61 - alucardthemagician (10/09/2015) [-]
Sweet lord FO4 has some fucking potential. The modding system creates a framework for being able to customise pretty much anything with mods. Not to mention the physics of vehicles and flying will be better. god i cant wait for this game
#24 - So... the white car didn't signal when changing lane, the red …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2015 on ready to road rage? +6
#25 - masanori (10/07/2015) [-]
No. The white car slowed WAY down very suddenly so the others couldn't brake in time, changed lanes, then moved back over and hit the red car for no fucking reason.
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#76 - Kabutops (10/07/2015) [-]
those other cars should not have been driving so close to each other anyways. yeah the person in the white car is more at fault but those others got some blame too
#87 - masanori (10/08/2015) [-]
I see that. They are wrong here, but no worse at driving than your average person. If the white car wasn't such a shitty driver nothing would have come of it. I always leave ample space between myself and the next car and idiots always pass me in the other lane and yell at me like I'm slowing them down even though I'm going to the same speed as the next car. They zoom up about 50 feet, then have to slow down to the same speed anyway. Fucking idiots, man.
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#27 - HarvietheDinkle (10/07/2015) [-]
That's not to say that the white car's driver isn't partially at fault. He was stupid too for stopping so suddenly and not signalling. However, proper driving by the other 2 cars would've prevented a crash as well. They're all idiots.
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#26 - HarvietheDinkle (10/07/2015) [-]
If you're driving properly, you should be far enough away so that even if the car in front of you suddenly stops, you don't hit it.

Besides, look at how close the red car is to the white at the beginning of the gif - no more than 20 feet, or just a bit over a car's length on what looks to be a highway.

And same for the black car, plus it's speeding up.
#7 - What about boku girl? I'd watch the **** out of that if…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on when people told me about... +1
#12 - justleaving (10/07/2015) [-]
I love that manga

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#5 - randomcomps (06/09/2015) [-]
stickied by woodoo
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#7 to #6 - woodoo (10 hours ago) [-]
i don't get it.
#2 - european (02/02/2015) [-]
#2nd get@@@@@
#1 - woodoo (08/02/2014) [-]
Wait, how the **** do I have content level progress? I've never uploaded anything here!
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