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Date Signed Up:2/27/2011
Last Login:4/01/2013
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User avatar #96 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #95 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
hey whatsup?
User avatar #90 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]
MR. WOODEN ALLIGATOR
User avatar #91 to #91 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Er, yes?
User avatar #92 to #92 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #93 to #93 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Damian is indeed very fucking hilarious.
User avatar #94 to #94 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]
Yes he is.
User avatar #87 - ambiguousninja (01/24/2012) [-]
Gah, thanks, I swear I clicked the NSFW button though...
User avatar #88 to #88 - woodenalligator (01/24/2012) [-]
No problem fellow funnyjunker and NSFW-browser.
#80 - DemonMatt (12/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 to #81 - woodenalligator (12/10/2011) [-]
The dance I do everywhere
The dance I do everywhere
#74 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
**chaosbrae rolled a random image**

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hello
User avatar #75 to #75 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
Hello GLORIOUS FAGGOT
User avatar #76 to #76 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
Da fuck does it say that for?!
User avatar #77 to #77 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
damn word filters...
User avatar #70 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
could you do me a favor, could you please repost that bikini stuffers post?
i didnt get a chance to save it
User avatar #71 to #71 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
hm? I don't believe I uploaded something called Bikini Stuffers
User avatar #72 to #72 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
woops sorry wrong person
User avatar #73 to #73 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
mo problem bro
User avatar #47 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
That thread got to long and it wouldn't let me reply.
Ehh, it's like a webcam chat, but FJ used to have one and a bunch of people would go on. Kinda like chatroulette minus the strangers.
User avatar #48 to #48 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, that is cool. And yeah. that kind of stinks, when the thread gets to 20 and then you can't reply
User avatar #50 to #49 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Yeah it used to be like really popular, and I was like the number one camwhore on there! Now it's dead, ha.
User avatar #51 to #51 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
You don't seem like a whore, but we have only talked for a while. you seem kind of nice, but it is the internet. It is also kind of hard to judge people over the internet and get to know them without sounding almost like a creep
User avatar #52 to #52 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Haha, well thankyou, I'm not actually a whore. I just gained that title by mistake by being a bit risque on cam :P Yeah I agree, on the internet you're either a pedophile or some form of nerd.
User avatar #53 to #53 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Then I guess I am both. HAHA. But no seriously, I am commonly referred to as a nerd. Probably just because of how stupid the majority of today's society is.
User avatar #54 to #54 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
I am too, but girls don't get made fun of for being nerds, instead it's 'hot'. But, it's really not fair for guys. A girl found out I liked comics and played zelda and I never heard the end of it :P
User avatar #55 to #55 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Wow, lol. I know what you mean because that is everywhere. 'OMG a female nerd, she is so hot!' I like girls for their personalities, likes/dislikes, and partially for looks. if I get along with 'em they are ok with me. It is just easier with "nerd" girls because they commonly have the same music/game opinions as me
User avatar #56 to #56 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, I see why guys have a thing for 'nerdy' girls because of the shared interests. Like if I could find a guy that loved to go shoe shopping that'd be rad, but not likely lol. Musical taste is one of the very first things I look for in a guy.
User avatar #57 to #57 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I do not know how this will affect your opinions on me, but I am kind of into shoes/clothes shopping...
User avatar #58 to #58 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
That's actually a wonderful quality! :3
Theres nothing I love more than when my boyfriend actually shops with me and helps me pick out stuff!
User avatar #59 to #59 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I have been told by many women that I am great at picking out clothes and shoes and stuff. Some thought I was gay...
User avatar #60 to #60 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Hah, I love that. Guys who seem to genuinely care what I'm talking about are much more attractive than guys who pretend to. I hate when other guys make fun of other guys who do slightly feminine things. I had a really good friend who loved to help me shop, and he got made fun of so much.
User avatar #62 to #61 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Take out that first other. I was thinking too fast, and typing too slow.
User avatar #61 to #61 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I don't really care what people say they think I am, because I have friends that know who I am. And who even gives a flying shit if someone is gay or not? I have many gay friends, male and female
User avatar #63 to #62 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, I hate homophobes. Your sexual orientation is not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. And I despise the people that don't want gays to have the right to marry. You're telling me it's legal to marry some hooker in Vegas you just met, but illegal for a gay couple who are genuinely in love to get married? It's bullshit.
User avatar #64 to #64 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I completely agree. I live in Pennsylvania, and as far as I know it is illegal here. that sucks because I love it in Pittsburgh, PA but I don't want to live somewhere where they don't give people in love the right to marry
User avatar #65 to #65 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
Hah, well I'm down here in the dirty south where if you even show a sign of being gay you're immanently made fun of.
User avatar #66 to #66 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, what state? I lived in Florida for a couple years a while back and I did not like it. Mainly because there is no sign of changing seasons, no snow, and it si just always hot. I could not get used to a warm christmas
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User avatar #68 to #68 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Damn, that is about the same here except we go down to sometimes the negatives in the winter. IT KICKS ASS
User avatar #69 to #69 - telephone **User deleted account** (06/28/2011) [-]
I love cold weather. I love being bundled up in hoodies and jackets and scarves. I also collect toboggans, I have a racoon one :3
User avatar #46 - xXnOObXx (06/17/2011) [-]
congrats on quads
User avatar #49 to #47 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#43 to #35 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
so was it really big brother or what?
User avatar #44 to #44 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i guess not....:(
#45 to #45 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
Feels bad man :(
User avatar #35 to #35 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
enlarge*
User avatar #36 to #36 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
thanks bro. Now should I upload it or something?
User avatar #37 to #37 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i allready did,look at my top p[age pic description!
User avatar #38 to #38 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
oh, thanks a lot bro. That is fucking cool of you to do.
User avatar #40 to #40 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
no you da man!
User avatar #42 to #42 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
LOL, We both da man
#31 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/03/2011) [-]
20 JAIL NIGGERS I KNOW GUNNA RAPE YOU IF U DONT KEEP QUITE BITCH
20 JAIL NIGGERS I KNOW GUNNA RAPE YOU IF U DONT KEEP QUITE BITCH
User avatar #32 to #32 - woodenalligator (06/05/2011) [-]
A- huh? What are you implying?
B- Who the hell are you?
C- Why do you have the ideas about me that you have?
#33 to #33 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/06/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #27 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Thanks for accepting the request. I love makemebad35!
User avatar #28 to #28 - woodenalligator (05/17/2011) [-]
no problem dude, and me too. It's so sad his step dad died though
User avatar #29 to #29 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Oh, I didn't know, really sad. But, when?
User avatar #30 to #30 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Just watching the video. Feels bad man.
#26 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2011) [-]
I want to suck your big ass dick with my wet mouth. I would let you stick your large alligator cock in my tight pussy and break my hymen. It would feel so good!
User avatar #23 - angryrock **User deleted account** (05/01/2011) [-]
duddde
you should totally have a fj profile picture!
User avatar #24 to #24 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
I do. It says- no avatar
User avatar #25 to #25 - angryrock **User deleted account** (05/01/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #22 - woodenalligator (04/27/2011) [-]
adplim is funnyjunk's systems adplimistrator. he is such a silly adplim, who likes to say he is the systems adplimistrator and make it funny when people type that.
User avatar #17 - NekoFox (04/20/2011) [-]
are you gonna spam me too?
User avatar #19 to #18 - NekoFox (04/20/2011) [-]
good
User avatar #20 to #19 - woodenalligator (04/20/2011) [-]
how would I spam you, and who else do i spam
User avatar #21 to #20 - NekoFox (04/20/2011) [-]
just making sure
#13 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
say pls -.-
say pls -.-
User avatar #14 to #13 - woodenalligator (04/19/2011) [-]
wtf are you talking about?
User avatar #16 to #15 - woodenalligator (04/19/2011) [-]
oh. the golden star. thanks for giving it to me. :)
User avatar #6 - DMRlacrosse (04/04/2011) [-]
is it wooden alligator as in the youtube videos?
User avatar #7 to #6 - woodenalligator (04/04/2011) [-]
yeah, from makemebad35(Damian)
User avatar #8 to #7 - DMRlacrosse (04/04/2011) [-]
i was joked about that all the time because my name is Damian, no joke
User avatar #9 to #8 - woodenalligator (04/04/2011) [-]
lol. That is pretty cool. Do you watch him or just know a few of his vids?
User avatar #10 to #9 - DMRlacrosse (04/04/2011) [-]
i havent seen any in awhile, last one i saw was the giraffe one
User avatar #11 to #10 - woodenalligator (04/04/2011) [-]
Damn, that was a while ago. he has made a bunch since then. you should watch him a lot. Shanedawson is also funny
User avatar #12 to #11 - DMRlacrosse (04/04/2011) [-]
i will have to watch some
#5 - sirbonzaiatak (02/28/2011) [-]
LOL i like your pic! Check out mine and thumb up please :D
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1738894/Doctor+Octo/
User avatar #1 - mrmalicious (02/28/2011) [-]
Hey there, I thumbed some of your content, Mind thumbing mine?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1734342/WE+NEED+TO+GO+DEEPER/
User avatar #2 to #1 - woodenalligator (02/28/2011) [-]
I would, and dont take this th ewrong way but when I try to thumb content it doesnt work. my screen just scrolls up, and nothign changes. I can thumb comments and thats it. sorry :(
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