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User avatar #166 - fukkenname (08/13/2014) [-]
We almost have the same comment rank
User avatar #167 to #166 - woodenalligator (08/13/2014) [-]
I suppose that is so.
#165 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #136 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
Thread was so long I couldn't reply so I am coming here lol.

If you want to be a journalist, I would really suggest Air Force or Navy.
They are more education and technologically centered.
Military is all different by branch, the Army and Marines you pick a field and are given a job in the field. There is a reserve system, but it is only for high school seniors with very high grades, etc. Marines you pick a field and are handed a random job in that field and then when the time comes, they can change your job when they want and you are sent to a more dangerous area, but all Marines have to do it, it is a deployment. You may have Aviation Mechanic job, but it will be changed when they decide to deploy you and you'll be given a rifle and go into a dangerous area, or at least a more dangerous area.
Air force you choose 5 jobs and they try getting them on priority, but you usually end up getting your second or third choice.
In the Navy, you don't choose anything, you go to MEPS, they ask you what job you're interested in, and they give you 2-5 different jobs to pick from that pool. I got Advanced Electronics and Computer field, but applied for Nuclear Engineer and got picked for it.
I also do love movies, I am trying to write a book, and I have many screenplay ideas, but never have time to do anything with them. I used to be big in drama. Been in a few plays, etc.
User avatar #137 to #136 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That's all very helpful, really. When I get to that point, of deciding if I want to join military, all of that will be a big part in which branch to go into. What are some ideas you have, or plays you've been in? What's the book going to be about?
User avatar #138 to #137 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
Last notion on military unless you ask about it more, Navy does deploy too, and of course in a time of war there is risk of being sank ( but same for pilots in the airforce and ground troops in marines and army) But deployment for the navy is typically 6 months or so and you hop from country to country on little missions (typically not dangerous) and you get to experience the world.

I have lost many of my ideas, there was one about some kids who fake their deaths to become "famous" by getting "hit by train", and there is one about my personal life. I was a person who kind of envied the underbelly of society and it is mainly about the party, but one that captures the emotional toll it takes on a kid. (It was almost like a commune really lol, but we called ourselves the Do work posse)
I was in M*A*S*H, A christmas carol, The Suessical (gay as hell), Alice the musical, Almost Maine, did tech for Narnia and Complete Works of Shakespeare abridged,
User avatar #140 to #138 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Damn dude, you've done a lot! I especially think you should write about your time in the Navy, because we get a lot of stylized films and things now, but yours could be like a normal (however normal it can be, huh?) look on it.
User avatar #141 to #140 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking about that, there aren't many Navy movies except for about SEALS taking out pirates.
User avatar #142 to #141 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, or the Zero Dark Thirty. But those are all the big crazy stories, and getting the fact on what it's like to just be a part of such things is cool. Like, Full Metal jacket, though it was mostly fictitious, was kind of like that for Marines. I also think you writing about the love letters, or making a narrative out of them, would be something really amazing.
User avatar #143 to #142 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
It will be a good story, I know I have not totally started but I have read all the letters, there were a lot.
Jar Head was a good movie too, it was marines.
Or the end of watch, but that was inner city police.
What are your ideas, or screenplay you're working on.
(You don't have to get too into detail, I am sketchy about letting people know my ideas)
User avatar #144 to #143 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I'd like to red it or hear about as you work on the book. As for me, I mostly have comedy ideas for TV shows- like a work place comedy in as Suicide Hotline (that one's always a touchy topic with people, haha), or a Romantic comedy in WWII Germany, Adolf Finds Love, where Hitler falls in love with a Jewish woman in a concentration camp. One that I've been working on recently is kind of a meta film inspired by the movie Adaptation, using my life in the past few months as the plot.
User avatar #145 to #144 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I take it you've been in a rough spot? Care to explain or not? I understand either way.
I like the workplace comedy one. Hitler one is strange lol.
User avatar #146 to #145 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Some friends have thought the same about the Suicide Hotline and Hitler ones, haha. And I haven't exactly been in any bad situations, looking at a larger scale. But through the eyes of a teenager, things are seen as bigger or more important (but most people see things that happen to them as important, eh?). It was more about how I like this girl at my new school, and we're friends. I wrote a couple episodes of a script about my life at the school, kind of to tell her how I feel, basically, but also because I think it's some funny ideas there. But the movie is the story of me doing those scripts, as well as having parts where it's just like, every day kind of, but also be writing the movie that this movie is. (that's where the whole thing was mostly inspired by Adaptation). I was thinking it'd be a kind of teenage thing too, like a view on how they see things as bigger than they are, but also having it dramatized so the story is bigger than it was, I guess? I can probably try and explain better...
User avatar #147 to #146 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I am 18 I understand completely, I was 16 and everything seemed like a big deal and little things had a huge impact.
I am graduating going into the military, those are big things to worry about (But still little compared to things that affect everyone)
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 months who was 16, she worried about little **** that didn't matter. Always fabricating things in her head, she was focused on prom, I was focused on life. I said we're in too different worlds and she was too immature and I dumped her.
User avatar #149 to #147 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That is pretty reasonable on why to break up with someone. If you find that you or them just aren't working towards similar things in a relationship, then it is most likely best. I've never had a girlfriend, but I wouldn't want one that I couldn't see eye to eye at least on most things, or that I couldn't joke around with and such.
User avatar #150 to #149 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
plus I don't think she really liked me I think she just lusted. I think she was thirsty as hell, cause that's what she told one of my friends.
User avatar #151 to #150 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, that too is not a good foundation for a relationship, then. Having time away/to travel will be good, then, yes? Having a girlfriend doesn't have to be the focus, although I can see it being something of importance when I am older (because it is now, I've always liked girls, haha.). I think sometimes it's odd that I kind of feel like I have more serious ideals of relationships than other people my age, which is weird, because I can't really get behind the whole idea of just going out with someone for sex or whatever.
User avatar #152 to #151 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
me either, I typically want to really feel connected and my girlfriend before the last I still think of from time to time, but we were kind of together on and off for a year or so, an we still talk and flirt a bit, but she is a tricky one.
User avatar #153 to #152 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I see. It was probably for the better though, mate. That's one of the reasons I'm kind of working at trying to change (probably not the best word, but it's "complicated", so change/make will have to do) my friend Kelly's view, or make her like me, with these scripts and stupid stuff like that.
User avatar #155 to #154 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know (haha), but no, I get what you're saying.
User avatar #156 to #155 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
im no expert lol, i promise.
User avatar #163 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/08/2014) [-]
Damn you. I'm sitting here with crayons drawing things kind of worthy of the fridge, and you're there drawing things worthy of a gallery.
User avatar #164 to #163 - welfarekid (04/09/2014) [-]
My art teacher said the self portrait sucked, she ridiculed the Janis Joplin saying "at least she looks drugged out" and that "Hole in the ground" at the top right of the soviet flag drawing was supposed to be a mound of trash covering a mistake that can still be seen.

I like to draw, but I don't think anything I draw is perfect. I am just proud of it. I can only draw because I am half way OCD and I am very mathematically oriented.

how about some of your talents? I mean besides the writing, (not that that isnt ******* cool because it is awesome. I think it is cool as hell that youre working on screenplays)
User avatar #159 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That all sounds pretty close to me. I used to play more, but for about a year now I haven't played near at all. I also used to draw a lot more, but I've got back into it because I started coloring random funny drawings for my friends ( a few for that girl, Kelly.) What do you like to draw, or read?
#160 to #159 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I am actually drawing right now. Janis Joplin, it is not amazing or finished, but w/e.
I draw people typically, I do self portraits too. Ill show you one on my next comment.
It is a weird one though.
and I recently have read Divergent, Orange is the new black, The road, I am reading the great gatsby.
User avatar #157 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Ha, same here. So, you play any video games?
User avatar #158 to #157 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
honestly not really.
Not at all.
I read, draw, do homework, funnyjunk, and facebook.
User avatar #148 to #147 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
two and too both fit their but I meant two
User avatar #128 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
so wanna play RS tonight?
User avatar #129 to #128 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
I forget how to make an account and stuff. I think I'll try if I am able to. Maybe in a little bit?
User avatar #130 to #129 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
it's 10:44 here and i don't get off work until 5, and since you're making a new account, ill hook you up with some stuff
User avatar #131 to #130 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
Nice man. and alright, because it's 11:45 here.
User avatar #132 to #131 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
just let me know what you want, i think i've got about 1M to play around with
User avatar #133 to #132 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
Holy balls. I know there a lot that have more, but when I used to play I never reached that level man. That is almost god tier to me.
User avatar #134 to #133 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
wow, i was worried that i would be a noob
User avatar #135 to #134 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
haha. I used to play a lot, and I think I didn't understand it to much because I'd play with my friend and try to do quests but I'd always die and **** , so I never actual reached a HIGH level of money or items. Also I don't remember a fair share of my ventures, so money perception there is very odd now.
#126 - feragon (01/13/2014) [-]
Just added you on xbox live
User avatar #127 to #126 - woodenalligator (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool bro. I'l be on and accept in a bit
User avatar #97 - kingofhazard (01/06/2014) [-]
You will be missed random guy who I have a message from. Farewell.
User avatar #98 to #97 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you got the message then we're friends.
User avatar #99 to #98 - kingofhazard (01/07/2014) [-]
We are? Cool, well if I added you you must be a good guy and you really will be missed.
User avatar #100 to #99 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you very much. (I know I said I'd be gone, but my dad didn't take the computer back, so, um, some people might get upset with me)
User avatar #101 to #100 - kingofhazard (01/07/2014) [-]
Well if it helps, I don't give a toss, good on you for being able to keep your computer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
It rather is a good thing! How have you been, sir?
User avatar #103 to #102 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
How have I been? The last guy that asked me that committed suicide, but today like five minutes ago I completed this game that I haven't played in about five months so can't complain, yourself?
User avatar #104 to #103 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Wait, woah, wait, what? Also what game?
User avatar #105 to #104 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
From boredom!... Damn, this is the second time today I have been in need of a joke/sarcasm font. but it was the cave, haven't played it in ages, decided to sit down and see if I could get past this puzzle, ******* face palmed at how easy it was and how stupid I was for not figuring it out back then.
User avatar #106 to #105 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
I can agree with you there on games with puzzles! And ok, I got a little nervous, I'll admit.
User avatar #107 to #106 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I very rarely drive someone to actually commit suicide, maybe only a couple times a year, although the year is still new...
User avatar #108 to #107 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Please... Obama doesn't even have a mustache.
User avatar #110 to #109 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, you're right, other people can't seem to see it though! Let's agree that Hitler had a pretty sick mustache though. Also that Nazi Germany is pretty damn amazing and funny.
User avatar #111 to #110 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh those Nazis and their wacky antics. Starting world wars, killing millions, *tut* democracy ah?
User avatar #112 to #111 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
I would probably prefer it if Socialism could transfer from paper to life better, and implement that in America.
User avatar #113 to #112 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm not a very political person, you seem like a cool guy so I'm just gonna agree with you on that as socialism seems like a good thing, I dunno, I live in the UK so the only thing politics changes for us is how big a wanker the next prime ministor will be. Apart from Boris Johnson, that guy is pure awesome.
User avatar #114 to #113 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, UK. What's it like over there?
User avatar #115 to #114 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Dull and full of tossers, and as it's winter you can leave the house in the morning wne it's poring with rain and freezing and by the time you're in town or wherever it's boiling hot where the sun has come out to give us all sunburn, don't think it's a stereotype, our weather really does suck.
User avatar #124 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, we never hit a single damn target. Or did you mean measurements?
User avatar #125 to #124 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm confused even more now, target? Like how hot or cold you expect it to be?
User avatar #122 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
What's it like, man?
User avatar #123 to #122 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
What's the metric system like? Oh do you still use the imperial system?
User avatar #120 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
Kind of a broad answer, eh? haha. But no, no. S, the metric system then?
User avatar #121 to #120 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
What about the metric system? Sorry, I'm kinda confused on what you're asking.
User avatar #118 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Live in Pennsylvania- north east USA. Also, what's Celsius like?
User avatar #119 to #118 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
What's Celsius like? Kind of a broad question. Sometimes it's cold and sometimes... it's very cold.
User avatar #116 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Didn't even know there was a weather stereotype of the UK. I just wish it'd stay in the negatives here.
User avatar #117 to #116 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Where abouts do you live? Like what state? I'm just presuming you live in the USofA.
User avatar #96 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #95 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
hey whatsup?
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User avatar #91 to #91 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Er, yes?
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User avatar #93 to #93 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Damian is indeed very ******* hilarious.
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User avatar #87 - ambiguousninja (01/24/2012) [-]
Gah, thanks, I swear I clicked the **** button though...
User avatar #88 to #88 - woodenalligator (01/24/2012) [-]
No problem fellow funnyjunker and ************ .
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#81 to #81 - woodenalligator (12/10/2011) [-]
The dance I do everywhere
The dance I do everywhere
#74 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #75 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #76 to #76 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
Da **** does it say that for?!
User avatar #77 to #77 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
damn word filters...
User avatar #70 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
could you do me a favor, could you please repost that bikini stuffers post?
i didnt get a chance to save it
User avatar #71 to #71 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
hm? I don't believe I uploaded something called Bikini Stuffers
User avatar #72 to #72 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
woops sorry wrong person
User avatar #73 to #73 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
mo problem bro
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User avatar #48 to #48 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, that is cool. And yeah. that kind of stinks, when the thread gets to 20 and then you can't reply
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User avatar #51 to #51 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
You don't seem like a whore, but we have only talked for a while. you seem kind of nice, but it is the internet. It is also kind of hard to judge people over the internet and get to know them without sounding almost like a creep
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User avatar #53 to #53 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Then I guess I am both. HAHA. But no seriously, I am commonly referred to as a nerd. Probably just because of how stupid the majority of today's society is.
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User avatar #55 to #55 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Wow, lol. I know what you mean because that is everywhere. 'OMG a female nerd, she is so hot!' I like girls for their personalities, likes/dislikes, and partially for looks. if I get along with 'em they are ok with me. It is just easier with "nerd" girls because they commonly have the same music/game opinions as me
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User avatar #57 to #57 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I do not know how this will affect your opinions on me, but I am kind of into shoes/clothes shopping...
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User avatar #59 to #59 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I have been told by many women that I am great at picking out clothes and shoes and stuff. Some thought I was gay...
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User avatar #61 to #61 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I don't really care what people say they think I am, because I have friends that know who I am. And who even gives a flying **** if someone is gay or not? I have many gay friends, male and female
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User avatar #64 to #64 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I completely agree. I live in Pennsylvania, and as far as I know it is illegal here. that sucks because I love it in Pittsburgh, PA but I don't want to live somewhere where they don't give people in love the right to marry
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User avatar #66 to #66 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, what state? I lived in Florida for a couple years a while back and I did not like it. Mainly because there is no sign of changing seasons, no snow, and it si just always hot. I could not get used to a warm christmas
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User avatar #68 to #68 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Damn, that is about the same here except we go down to sometimes the negatives in the winter. IT KICKS ASS
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User avatar #46 - xXnOObXx (06/17/2011) [-]
congrats on quads
User avatar #49 to #47 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#43 to #35 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
so was it really big brother or what?
User avatar #44 to #44 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i guess not....:(
#45 to #45 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
Feels bad man :(
User avatar #35 to #35 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #36 to #36 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
thanks bro. Now should I upload it or something?
User avatar #37 to #37 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i allready did,look at my top p[age pic description!
User avatar #38 to #38 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
oh, thanks a lot bro. That is ******* cool of you to do.
User avatar #40 to #40 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
no you da man!
User avatar #42 to #42 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
LOL, We both da man
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User avatar #32 to #32 - woodenalligator (06/05/2011) [-]
A- huh? What are you implying?
B- Who the hell are you?
C- Why do you have the ideas about me that you have?
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User avatar #27 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Thanks for accepting the request. I love makemebad35!
User avatar #28 to #28 - woodenalligator (05/17/2011) [-]
no problem dude, and me too. It's so sad his step dad died though
User avatar #29 to #29 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Oh, I didn't know, really sad. But, when?
User avatar #30 to #30 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Just watching the video. Feels bad man.
#26 - anonymous (05/07/2011) [-]
I want to suck your big ass dick with my wet mouth. I would let you stick your large alligator cock in my tight pussy and break my hymen. It would feel so good!
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User avatar #24 to #24 - woodenalligator (05/01/2011) [-]
I do. It says- no avatar
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