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#71 - Actually not that bad 8 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
#19 - One slick mofo  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on attention grabbing title +1
User avatar #20 - leafonthewind (8 hours ago) [-]
slicker than an oil spill ol buddy ol pal
#17 - You should feel extremely proud my good friend  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on attention grabbing title +1
#18 - leafonthewind (8 hours ago) [-]
me right now
User avatar #19 - womo (8 hours ago) [-]
One slick mofo
User avatar #20 - leafonthewind (8 hours ago) [-]
slicker than an oil spill ol buddy ol pal
#69 - Damn son might check them out again  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
User avatar #70 - malacyman (8 hours ago) [-]
The first single off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjYlcPA5bk
User avatar #71 - womo (8 hours ago) [-]
Actually not that bad
#67 - Dude I totally know I actually used to listen to them. N…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
User avatar #68 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
FYI they have an album coming out in November
User avatar #69 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
Damn son might check them out again
User avatar #70 - malacyman (8 hours ago) [-]
The first single off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjYlcPA5bk
User avatar #71 - womo (8 hours ago) [-]
Actually not that bad
#65 - I thought so I just didn't want to start the whole "…  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
User avatar #66 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
But they don't suck is the thing, People just hated them due to their image. They wear less make up and have totally changed now.
User avatar #67 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
Dude I totally know I actually used to listen to them. Not so much now.
User avatar #68 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
FYI they have an album coming out in November
User avatar #69 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
Damn son might check them out again
User avatar #70 - malacyman (8 hours ago) [-]
The first single off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjYlcPA5bk
User avatar #71 - womo (8 hours ago) [-]
Actually not that bad
#60 - Buy a 3D printer? 9 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
#59 - BVB?  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on How to Make a TARDIS 0
#64 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
Black Veil brides I don't know why the picture is sideways
User avatar #65 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
I thought so I just didn't want to start the whole "They suck" debate because someone will more than likely bring it up.
User avatar #66 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
But they don't suck is the thing, People just hated them due to their image. They wear less make up and have totally changed now.
User avatar #67 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
Dude I totally know I actually used to listen to them. Not so much now.
User avatar #68 - malacyman (9 hours ago) [-]
FYI they have an album coming out in November
User avatar #69 - womo (9 hours ago) [-]
Damn son might check them out again
User avatar #70 - malacyman (8 hours ago) [-]
The first single off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjYlcPA5bk
User avatar #71 - womo (8 hours ago) [-]
Actually not that bad
#55 - I've always been told that red pen is rude to write in. Also i… 9 hours ago on Teachers 0
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User avatar #358 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind it being night all the time.
User avatar #359 to #358 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Neither would I if there wasn't the risk of being mugged on the way home.
#360 to #359 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Pfff. That's only conditional upon leaving your house.   I'm trying to convey that I don't get out much.
Pfff. That's only conditional upon leaving your house. I'm trying to convey that I don't get out much.
User avatar #361 to #360 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Aye I saw what you did there. I too don't leave my humble home but I don't have a choice soon cause college.
User avatar #362 to #361 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm currently attending college. So outside of THAT, I don't get out much. lol
User avatar #363 to #362 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Ah I see. Yeah then other than that I barely go outside
User avatar #337 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
giffythetoad has to make new comment because can't comment on other one no more. That sounds delicious though. Now I want a salami sandwich because that sounds frickin awesome. I must also get my hands on some Tabasco sauce cause I like vinegar and spice. Have you ever have England style fish and chips? The chips are amazing with salt and vinegar, so is the fish depending on what fish you get. I prefer chips with savaloy. Have you ever had a savaloy? Or battered sausage? It's really good. The savaloy is like a sausage but it has it's own unique taste that I don't even know how to describe. It's really nice ^_^
User avatar #338 to #337 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, I never really did like fish food. I've had fish fillets with Worcestershire sauce before. It's decent. My favourite fish food is shrimp, specifically garlic lemon shrimp o3o
User avatar #339 to #338 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not really a fan of fish either, but i'll eat it. Savaloy is made of pork but it's just good. You gotta try it one day. Fish fillets are really good, we also have fish cakes which it just fish and potato in a little bread-crumb cake thing. It's surprisingly delicious. I too like shrimp, never had garlic lemon shrimp though. We usually have it with prawn sauce (I don't know if this is right but we mix ketchup and mayonnaise together and call it prawn sauce) and it tastes extremely good. Would recommend ^o^
#340 to #339 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD I LOVE PRAWN SAUCE! I COULD NEVER RECREATE IT AT HOME WITH ANY DEGREE OF ACCURACY!
User avatar #341 to #340 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
I don't know if it's the same thing you've tasted but I'd recommend you give it a try. It tastes hella good. We call it prawn sauce cause it makes a peachy colour? All I know is when I went to burger king as a kid and got chips I would get ketchup and mayonnaise, mix it together then dip my chips in it. I don't know if it's actually prawn sauce though, I've just always called it that. It's really good combo though so you should definitely try it with prawns/shrimp.
#342 to #341 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
I will for sure try, and yes, it's the peachy stuff :3

Looks kinda like cum, but tastes worse.
User avatar #343 to #342 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
C...Cum is peach coloured? This is new to me.. Is also not aware of how cum tastes ;-;
User avatar #345 to #344 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
I is a very confused human being
User avatar #346 to #345 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
That is the prawn sauce I am thinking of. Surely you see the resemblance to semen o..o
User avatar #347 to #346 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
I..uh..no...no not really I've never uh seen cum up-close you see...aha..
#348 to #347 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
You mean you don't....you know....?
#349 to #348 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh right I think I forgot a vital part of who I is. Pic sorta kinda very related
#350 to #349 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, technically, you still could, but anywho...
Well, technically, you still could, but anywho...



User avatar #351 to #350 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Yups welp I don't...Haha happy thoughts. Rainbows sunshine. Hey did you know it's dark here? yus night time very dark. hahahaha. help pls how bout dat weather am i right
User avatar #352 to #351 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Help how? It's not like I have the power to turn the Earth on its orbit and make it light.
User avatar #353 to #352 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Well you could try if you weren't such a negative goose.
#354 to #353 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
User avatar #355 to #354 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
nu don't be sad i'm sorry you don't gotta try it'll be light in like 5 hours it's okay friend.
User avatar #356 to #355 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
It'll be dark here in just an hour or two.
User avatar #357 to #356 - womo (09/14/2014) [-]
Ah really? Soon it'll start getting dark at like 4-5 here. When winter hits we never see day time. ._.
#316 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Ehn. **** it. We're friends.
User avatar #317 to #316 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
OH YAY JOE <3 We're going to be the best of friends. We'll do everything together! ;) You still haven't told me about yourself yet Joe. I want to be as close to you as possible <3
User avatar #318 to #317 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, my name and where I am from are all available on my profile and on Steam. My name is James and I live in Tracy, California.

My birthday is irrelevant save for that I am twenty-two going on three.

My best friend is....Turtle, a friend I know on Steam.

My parent's names are irrelevant.

I hate my siblings.

My favourite game is Audiosurf.

I have no favourite day or month, save for the months which are coldest. I like the cold.

I am a Scorpio, though I do not believe in any of that atsrology crap.

I have many secrets, few of whcih I share with even the closest friends.
User avatar #319 to #318 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
nonono dan is your best friend you silly goose. <3

I hate my brother so I guess it's cool.

My parents are called Linda and Tony. My brother is also called Tony but I assure you he is not my father. In fact we have different dads which explains why we look absolutely nothing alike oh the joy.

My favorite game is Tetris on gameboy, I've always loved it I don't know why.

My favorite day is Thursday, probably because I was born on a Thursday but good stuff always happens to me on Thursdays.

My favorite month is December because Christmas, oh and also my birthday is in December, on the 11th to be exact. My dad's birthday is also in December but he's on the very last day cause he's weird I guess.

I'm a Sagittarius I wouldn't say I believe in it but I like to amuse myself with my horoscope.

T'is okay. I don't really have any secrets probably because I'm too open about my life. I probably shouldn't be because I always end up getting myself hurt one way or another. Oh well, you live and you learn.

yup hello friend <3
User avatar #320 to #319 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
My father's birthday is on New Year's day, so yeah. Awkward birthdays.
User avatar #321 to #320 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Das pretty damn cool though. I'm also from London, England by the ways. Very fun, miserable weather all the times. I'm just waiting for November/December/January so that it can hurry up and snow. It hasn't snowed properly like over 1 foot here in like 2-3 years and I'm bored now. I miss having to go outsides in the middle of a snow storm. One time I got stuck in town because the trams stopped working due to the blizzard. Where I live we get pretty bad snow and it's really fun. I have a big garden so I can make huge snowmen/snowomen because why not. I tried making an igloo once but it didn't work out. Does it snow in California?
User avatar #322 to #321 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
In the history of my city, it has only snowed once back in the 1990s.

I would like to visit the snow sometime. I love cold weather. It's the heat that kills me, which is terrible that i live in a very hot state. >.<
User avatar #323 to #322 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh wow. I guess England is pretty lucky cause we do get a variety of weather. Even though we only rarely get hot weather, better than nothing I guess. I live in the South East and It snows pretty bad here, the highest I've personally ever seen it was up to my hip, but I was like 9 at the time so. Just sit in your freezer and you're good to go Joe.
User avatar #324 to #323 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Haha. I wish I could fit in the freezer. I'd seek refuge on hot days.
User avatar #325 to #324 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Just get a small enclosed room and fill it with lots and lots of ice. Then once it's nice and chilly, crush the ice and turn it into something that sort of resembles snow. Boom, you have yourself your own little indoor snow room that you can hibernate in. All I have to do is go outside in my birthday suit and I'm good to go because British weather.
User avatar #326 to #325 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh gosh. xD

You really are a darling.
User avatar #327 to #326 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh why thank you very much deary. I shall get the Queen to meet you. Me and Lizzie go way back you see, as close as can be. not really We could totes invite her to our tea party Joe. Do American's have scones and crumpets? They're really good! So very nice. Especially when they have lot's of butter on them, yummy. ^_^
User avatar #328 to #327 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad lathers you up with butter** You know everything tastes better with butter. ;)

*giggles*

We do have them, but not fresh-baked. At least not around here. You buy 'em in plastic trays.
User avatar #329 to #328 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Butter makes everything better! ;D Salt butter is the absolute best! Especially on scones and crumpets. We usually buy them in bulk here too, still good but nowhere near as good as they are fresh. Fresh scones are amazing, I love baking scones! We put jam and butter in them here. Sounds weird but the saltiness from the butter really contrasts the sweetness of the jam. I believe you guys call jam, jelly? Eh whatever you call it, I would recommend it.
User avatar #330 to #329 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You know, that is the strangest thing. My mother insists it's Jelly, but my understand is that Jam and Jelly are two distinct things. Jelly is more...uhm... gelatinous while Jam is more like a paste.
#331 to #330 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Welp here Jam is this picture. Jelly for us is jello? I think you call it. We have different types of jam here though, with seeds, without seeds, pulp, no pulp, etc. Jam for us is sticky sugary tasting stuff. You can get sugar-free and whatnot for diabetes, my grandpa used to get that kind of jam. Personally I've never had a PB&J sandwich, I don't really like peanut butter anyway so I don't know if i'll actually like it. I love jam though, I usually get seedless but any jam will do the job! ;D
User avatar #332 to #331 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
recipes.howstuffworks.com/question84.htm
This about sums up how I perceive Jelly and Jam.

We have Jello here too.
User avatar #333 to #332 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Us Brits are lazy and throw all of that out the window. Is that fruit crushed? That's jam. We're simple people. ;D We don't actually call it jello, we call it jelly. Wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate! I loved jelly when I was little, I always preferred fruit over vegetables because they're sweeter and smell nice. Plus they're tasty. I'd quite happily sit and eat cherries all day long because cherries are yum. Now I really want jam but I have none. I don't even have any scones I'm such a disgrace. What's your favorite snack? Mine's tea and biscuits. I like to let my inner Brit out as you could tell. Chocolate digestives are best. ;D
User avatar #334 to #333 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
My favourite snack? Difficult to say, though I do like Sliced Salami with Tobasco Sauce.
User avatar #335 to #334 - womo (09/13/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting. I've never had Tabasco sauce before, is it good? I can't seem to find any here where I live. I must try this snack because it sounds pretty damn cool. I also never actually eat just sliced salami. Are these common American snacks? What other snacks like this are there?
User avatar #336 to #335 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Not really a common snack. Salami is used as a cut for sandwiches. I used to eat it when I was a kid. My grandmother had me over at her house one time and I decided I would pour some Tobasco sauce on my raw salami. I loved it.

Tobasco is a spicy vinegary sauce. In small amounts, it gives you a delicious spicy salami.
#51 - aherorising (08/02/2014) [-]
whoops, I was somehow under the impression that we were discussing in a thread xD my bad.
Well the ridiculous part is that we have like 3 pairs of shoes, but aren't even allowed to have one pair on the rack. my mom's actually saying that, everytime we want to go outside, we gotta run up to our own room (2 stories for me), get the shoes, and run down. friggin ridiculous >.> The most annoying thing is she can't stand "laziness". Whenever we're done working, and have done everything she asked, she can't stand us laying on the couch, playing games or just chilling away, and she'll start thinking up ******** tasks such as vacuuming the whol place though the cleaners are gonna do it the day after, and whatnot. Don't get me wrong, she's been a great mother, but she's been ruïning her own happiness for quite some time now :/
User avatar #52 to #51 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
I know, we managed to make our own online forum. I too only have like 2-3 pairs of shoes, but somehow, my parents think I'm the most spoilt between me and my brother who has oh I don't know, 19 different brands of shoes. My dad really hates laziness too, but for some reason he's the laziest in the house. I'll take out my own plate, wash it up and any other plates that are in the sink. My dad however just leaves his plate on the dinner table and waits for his personal slave me to take it out and wash it up for him. My parents hate when I'm downstairs on the sofa, but complain when I spend time in my room. I appreciate everything my parents have given me because I know I'm luckier than most. My mum is such a clean freak, she will hoover vacuum, same thing :L the house like twice a day, every single day. I love my mum but she's never been the caring type, like the last time she told me she loved me was like 10 years ago, <3 you too mum. But I do love my parents nonetheless.
#282 to #52 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
oh hey, sorry I thought I replied already o.o    
wait your brother has 19 different pairs of shoes?.. Because that might make him a sister instead. Perhaps you should  or should not  check on that.    
And by talos I know that feel. Work my ass off behind my laptop and mom's pissed that I &quot;spend all this time behind a screen&quot; while she spends hours on her tablet.    
   
And damn, vacuuming twice a day?.. wow and I thought my mom was a clean freak. Just now she got really angry about a phone charger we all use in the kitchen because she doesn't &quot;like the sight of it.&quot; and because it is &quot;her kitchen&quot;. Likewise, I appreciate everything they do for me.    
And that kinda sucks tho :/ my dad says it nearly everyday. Kinda awkward saying it the exact same thing so often.    
   
here, have a hug
oh hey, sorry I thought I replied already o.o
wait your brother has 19 different pairs of shoes?.. Because that might make him a sister instead. Perhaps you should or should not check on that.
And by talos I know that feel. Work my ass off behind my laptop and mom's pissed that I "spend all this time behind a screen" while she spends hours on her tablet.

And damn, vacuuming twice a day?.. wow and I thought my mom was a clean freak. Just now she got really angry about a phone charger we all use in the kitchen because she doesn't "like the sight of it." and because it is "her kitchen". Likewise, I appreciate everything they do for me.
And that kinda sucks tho :/ my dad says it nearly everyday. Kinda awkward saying it the exact same thing so often.

here, have a hug
User avatar #283 to #282 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
He probably is a girl. ;P Yeah my mum is a bit too much of a clean freak. Yeah, I left a letter on the table and my dad complained that "downstairs isn't for my **** ". Even though he has ALL of his letters, and crap on the table all the time. Yay for hugs.
#284 to #283 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
hahahahaha, what's he like then?    
Almost makes me glad my mom isn't that much a cleanin freak. On the other hand she makes us do it all. Her mind doesn't work like &quot;it's dusty here according to my standards. I better vacuum it.&quot;, but rather like &quot;it's dusty here, this must be John's fault. He better vacuum it right now because nothing he is doing atm is more important than this.&quot;  although that may or may not be exaggarated .    
   
Kinda weird how parents can get so stupid and hypocritical sometimes.    
Got plenty of hug .gifs tho ^^
hahahahaha, what's he like then?
Almost makes me glad my mom isn't that much a cleanin freak. On the other hand she makes us do it all. Her mind doesn't work like "it's dusty here according to my standards. I better vacuum it.", but rather like "it's dusty here, this must be John's fault. He better vacuum it right now because nothing he is doing atm is more important than this." although that may or may not be exaggarated .

Kinda weird how parents can get so stupid and hypocritical sometimes.
Got plenty of hug .gifs tho ^^
User avatar #285 to #284 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
He's a male version of my mum, even though they insist that they'e nothing like each other. My parents always tell me that if I made a mess to clean it up, which is what I always do. However, when my brother makes a mess, it's my fault and I should clean it up. Oh the joy of having a sibling.

Parents are a weird species. I never actually save gifs/pictures, so I should probably start now.
#286 to #285 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
Haha. I don't know any guy who would clean up as much. Whenever any of us makes a mess, we always try to get one another to clean it up :p  especially my big brother can be easily tricked into doing stuff. He's a walking wikipedia genius, but a bit too gullible when after the 100th time he still holds up his hand when I say &quot;here, hold this will ya?&quot;    
I love my brothers though. I used to have huuuugee fights with my little brother, but when the eldest went off to college, we were the only ones left. So we kinda set our hatred aside and turned out we were more alike than we thought ^^.    
   
better start indeed. I've got a reaction folder I could share. might give you a good headstart if you want
Haha. I don't know any guy who would clean up as much. Whenever any of us makes a mess, we always try to get one another to clean it up :p especially my big brother can be easily tricked into doing stuff. He's a walking wikipedia genius, but a bit too gullible when after the 100th time he still holds up his hand when I say "here, hold this will ya?"
I love my brothers though. I used to have huuuugee fights with my little brother, but when the eldest went off to college, we were the only ones left. So we kinda set our hatred aside and turned out we were more alike than we thought ^^.

better start indeed. I've got a reaction folder I could share. might give you a good headstart if you want
User avatar #287 to #286 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
Haha my brother is extremely gullible when it comes to things like knowledge. You could tell him that the square root of 65 is 4 and he would believe you purely because he can't be bothered to work it out. However, he is street smart so you can't trick him there. My brother despite being older, has always been the most immature.

I would like me some new gifs/pics.
#288 to #287 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
haha nice. What do you mean with street smart though? :p I tend to associate it with people bragging they know everything about celebrities or whatevs.
Well hey, of course we're immature. Hell when you are raised with two wicked brothers there's no other way. I sometimes feel sorry for my mom. She can't stand our inside jokes, pop culture references, or talking about games.

Also, take a look here then www.dropbox.com/sh/o73ect98c3o92r5/AADJChAzcQ4A3lZXAWSg0fDYa
you should be able to copy it. see if there's stuff you like have fun!
User avatar #289 to #288 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
By street smart I mean he just knows what up. I don't even know how to describe it. lol. Once I didn't believe my brother when he said he broke his arm because he always lies about getting hurt, so I left him outside for a good 10 minutes. That's when I realized he probably wasn't joking.

Thank you!
#290 to #289 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
"knows what's up" I don't think you could have been any vaguer though :p
why'd he lie about getting hurt?.. sounds kind of odd :s

sure thing
User avatar #291 to #290 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
He did it to mess with me when I was little. He would lie and say I hurt him so that I would get in trouble. :L
#292 to #291 - aherorising (08/06/2014) [-]
haha, sibling rivalry huh? Tell me about it. When I was little I 						******					 loved playing with lego. One day I got this police station set, which had this thief character. Anyways, one time I was just messing around and made a prison for the dude, but next morning I woke up and wa astounded to see he broke out and defeated all the guards. So that day I made a bigger prison. Same thing happened the morning after. So then I spent all day making this huuge castle, using as many available blocks as I could. the thief in the middle, enclosed in bricks. not even a door or whatever. and you guessed it, next morning he was standing proudly on the tower, while all guards were imprisoned or broken. It was only after I was about to throw the thief in the garbage that my big brother came clean and confessed how he sneaked into my room while I was asleep, and mess with all the lego stuff :p such a classic story though hahaha
haha, sibling rivalry huh? Tell me about it. When I was little I ****** loved playing with lego. One day I got this police station set, which had this thief character. Anyways, one time I was just messing around and made a prison for the dude, but next morning I woke up and wa astounded to see he broke out and defeated all the guards. So that day I made a bigger prison. Same thing happened the morning after. So then I spent all day making this huuge castle, using as many available blocks as I could. the thief in the middle, enclosed in bricks. not even a door or whatever. and you guessed it, next morning he was standing proudly on the tower, while all guards were imprisoned or broken. It was only after I was about to throw the thief in the garbage that my big brother came clean and confessed how he sneaked into my room while I was asleep, and mess with all the lego stuff :p such a classic story though hahaha
User avatar #293 to #292 - womo (08/06/2014) [-]
I wish my rivalry was as innocent as that. Bitch pushed me down the stairs when I was like 8. About a week ago my mum watched me and him fight to the death. She thought it was funny, we were thinking "bitch you're going down." Needless to say I lost... He threw me on the floor after I chucked a shoe at him. Much fun.
User avatar #311 to #293 - aherorising (08/07/2014) [-]
well, my elder brother has always been timid. But I used to have massive fights with my younger mind you. I feel really bad for some of the things I did. But damn, fighting, shoe-throwing. Well, best advice I can give you is to start being nice hear me out, k? . At one point that's what I started doing. At first it were simple things like occasionally taking over some chores, giving him some music he might like, or bringing home a snack or something. And believe it or not, after a while he simply started reciprocating it. I'm not asking you to suddenly become nice and take care of him, but if you start to genuinely pretend being nice, he might become nice as well. any thoughts on that?
User avatar #312 to #311 - womo (08/07/2014) [-]
Lol you say it like I haven't tried that already. He's suppose to be older than me, yet I'm the one who looks after him. I lend him money, I give him things, I give him advice, I do a lot for him but he never appreciates it. So why should I keep trying if all he's going to do is throw it back in my face. Heck that boy has even stolen from me and I've still forgiven him because "He's family".
User avatar #313 to #312 - aherorising (08/07/2014) [-]
In that case there's a very simple explanation.
He's most likely a cunt.

Sounds to me like you should take the other extreme. Don't do anything. Is he intimidating?
User avatar #314 to #313 - womo (08/07/2014) [-]
Not really. Otherwise I wouldn't bother punching him back. ;P
User avatar #315 to #314 - aherorising (08/10/2014) [-]
figured, lol. sorry for late reply, not feeling too well lately :s
#19 - WhiteCrayon (07/31/2014) [-]
Hello I am supergentelman, m'lady I'd like to tell you that you are the finest pinnacle of the world and I would love to be more aquainted with you.
User avatar #22 to #19 - womo (07/31/2014) [-]
You had me at the tip of your fedora.
User avatar #210 to #22 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh I also usually go by the username Kaipo, its like my internet name and whatnot.
User avatar #212 to #210 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Haha, well I'm just scared to live alone full stop. I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see a spider or something. Plus I'll probably be like a sim and need someone to babysit me.
User avatar #215 to #212 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
I wish I was a sim thou, them I could just sleep on the floor and people find it socially acceptable. Plus I could swoon someone in less than a day and get married on the same day XD
User avatar #217 to #215 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Haha I know right. That would be so awesome. Or you could just use cheats and bump up them relationship bars real quick.
User avatar #221 to #217 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Ahhh, that would be a dream come true. Oh right I sent you the contact request on Skype already so its there if you ever want to talk thru there. Now I'ma cry about the fact that my social meter is extremely low.
User avatar #226 to #221 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Haha thanks, I've accepted. Don't cry bb, I help you boost social meter. <3
User avatar #230 to #226 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh mai~. Oh right besides FJ do you have any other online aliases like tumblr ,deviantart, etc?
User avatar #231 to #230 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
I had a tumblr and a devaintart but I always had trouble keeping up with them and would eventually get bored because no one followed me. ;-; The closest I have is a twitter, it's called mokiied. I'll probably make a new tumblr though, I always liked the concept of it I just forget that it's there and then months later I'm like oh crap.
User avatar #232 to #231 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh nice! If you ever make a Tumblr I'd love to advertise you! I had mines for like 2 years then I just bombed the entire thing anyways.
User avatar #233 to #232 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh why thank you but you don't have to do that. I just need to learn to stop being so damn lazy. ;P
User avatar #236 to #233 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Yee, but being lazy is fun = w =. What kind of things would you post on your Tumblr?
User avatar #239 to #236 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Very true. Love to be lazy. Eh, I don't even know this is my problem. I will eventually run out of the things to post and just give up.
User avatar #240 to #239 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
It depends on the peeps you follow, like if you have fun replying to people drawing then it usually works out for you. And pics of cats, always cats.
User avatar #243 to #240 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
All the problems arise. I'm so lazy that I sometimes can't be bothered to draw. Pretty sure the last time I drew something was for my art exam. Although I do like the cats. All of the kitties.
User avatar #208 to #22 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Sweet! Don't worry my Skype ID is Imherecuzzimbored , and you can guess why I even made a skype. Thou the only thing I fear about living alone is not remebering to eat, sometimes I get too enveloped in a drawing I forget about everything else.
User avatar #149 to #22 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
Man I wish I was more pale, then I could confidently cosplay as more people. Don't worry bb, be with me and you'll never forget your childhood. I used to wake up at 5 but now I end up sleeping at 5.
User avatar #152 to #149 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
Meh, I guess that is one pro to being pale. Are you like peter pan? Can you take me to neverland? If so that would be pretty damn cool. I know that feel, I fell asleep this morning at 5 and woke up at 12. I don't even have a sleeping pattern any more, just a sleeping mess.
User avatar #154 to #152 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
But really I just wanna look more generically Asian rather than Filipino. I can drive you to Disney land cause I know that counts. I only managed to wake up at 11 today cause I got hungry.
User avatar #158 to #154 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm sure you look awesome dude. Wish I could be Filipino or something. That's cooooll I've never been Disney Land beforeeeee. I don't wake up for anything. I'm just dead when I fall asleep.
User avatar #160 to #158 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
Being dead is like, sleeping but without waking up. And I'm sure you look radical yourself. I've been to Disney Land loads of times since I live in California, but I really wanna try for Disney World. Also how do you spend your living moments?
User avatar #162 to #160 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait what's the difference between Disney Land and Disney World o.o. I do nothing. If I'm lucky I'll go Brighton beach that's not really a good beach cause no sand or probably go into London because who doesn't love being pushed around by mean people. Other than that I just draw, write and look up useless things on the internet. Much fun. How do you spend yours?
User avatar #165 to #162 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
World is in Florida and is much bigger like, 3 times as big. I'm really boring without any plans pre-made for me. The beaches here are never at a good temperature to even swim anyways. Its crowded and ghetto around here but it has a good cultural refrences with like one of every kind of person here. Most of the time I'm drawing or looking at random facts online because why not. Also I'd love to look at your artwork and then get sad that I can't recreate that.
#169 to #165 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
I see I see. It's pretty cultural where I live too. Lot's of different races and what not. Although, It is pretty "ratchet" here too. Here's one, it's not really good and it's rare that I ever finish anything but meh.
#172 to #169 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
holy ******* **** that looks amazing! But other than California's races its a pretty normal place, just huge change in temperatures. I'd love to move to like Japan or France, just someplace other than here.
User avatar #173 to #172 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you very much. I feel the same, England is pretty boring. It has a lot of races but other than that it's pretty damn crap. I always wanted to move to somewhere like Japan or just anywhere with more culture. Ugh, I'd rather live anywhere to be honest. I'll learn 10 languages if I have to. :L
User avatar #174 to #173 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
You already got Korean going, why not go to North Korea? I heard it was a great place.
I've never been outside of the US so I don't know what its really like
User avatar #175 to #174 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
Haha, true. Although I heard South Korea was the "nicer" Korea. I would probably like to move to Seoul when I'm older but I mean I won't exactly fit in. I also have not left my country. Never been anywhere outside of England, but I'm pretty sure I have a fear of planes.
User avatar #176 to #175 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
Planes aren't something you need to really fear unless its in Malaysia, planes are just like constantly riding a elevator really, its even softer than a train ride too. When I get older I wanna have a farm where I can grow **** as a pass time, then just work on computer programs as a full time. Proably in a small secluded village.
User avatar #177 to #176 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
Don't really like elevators or trains, get motion sickness. That sounds cool, I wanted to live on a farm purely for the animals, I could spend time with some goats, that would be great.
User avatar #179 to #177 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
I like breeding things, nothing sexual either, I just love being able to raise something and care for it. Which is why I'm confident that if I never get married, I'll end up being a crazy cat ladyman
User avatar #181 to #179 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Ahaha that's awesome. I love kittens, it's a shame my parents wont let me have any. D:
User avatar #197 to #181 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
My parents aren't fond of any animals at all either. If I ever do move out or get my own apartment, I'd love to get a cat so I can experiencing all the cat troubles everyone keeps having. Anyways hows your morning?
User avatar #205 to #197 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Pretty much me everyday. I look at the time but never the day so I'm just like today is today. I do have skype, it's danielleiguess I know, such a creative name.
User avatar #200 to #197 - womo (08/05/2014) [-]
Samee. My friends said that they would be scared to come around my house because of all the animals I might have. :L My afternoon is going fine thanks, is it morning where you live?
User avatar #202 to #200 - WhiteCrayon (08/05/2014) [-]
Its 2:34pm which is like, something day something I never took the time to know what part of the day it is right now because I just sleep and wake up anytime I want Man I would proably end up the same way as well. Plus I'd probaly become a NEET or something if I don't get out more often. Also do you have a Skype?
User avatar #23 to #22 - WhiteCrayon (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh uhhh, I never expected to get this far. Anyways how are ya?
User avatar #24 to #23 - womo (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm good, I'm good! Enjoying the holidays, you know! How about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
Pretty chill, just hanging with family the past week, relaxing with my childhood friends.
User avatar #26 to #25 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
That's cool, not many people keep in touch with their childhood friends. At least, not where I'm from. Does sitting on my laptop with the family around me count as hanging out with family? Cause if so, that's all I've done.
User avatar #27 to #26 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
Are you me? Cause thats basically all I do anymore. That and draw comics for FJ.
User avatar #28 to #27 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
Possibly. That's all there is to do to be honest. Summer here isn't all that fun.
User avatar #29 to #28 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
Ugh I know that too well. And California is nothing but heat nowadays.
User avatar #30 to #29 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
England is nothing but rain. Welcome to "Summer".
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
At least you guys got tea. and good healthcare.
User avatar #32 to #31 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
I shall send you some tea. Just because it's free, doesn't mean it's good.
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
Better than nothing. Anyways tell me more about yourself since I managed to actually spark a conversation.
User avatar #34 to #33 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
True, but it may as well be nothing. Not much to say, 17, female species, I like to waste time on the internet and on games, even though I suck. Also currently in six form which is just a continuation of high school here. I also like to draw because why not? How about you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and one of them gamer guys, yes I game, yes I'm a guy. I finished highschool which I suppose is general education in the Americas, I love to draw when I have something to draw. I like cats and food Don't get the 2 mixed together
User avatar #36 to #35 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
A gamer guy, eh? I'll try and stop myself from flirting with you. I like both cats and dogs, but I've only ever had dogs because my parents hate cats. I've had 3 dogs in my lifetime, 2 staffs and 1 boxer, but not all at the same time. I like me some food too man, pizza and pancakes mainly.
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhiteCrayon (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh noes not the flirting how will I feel attractive now? I love all animals in general, I had a dog as a kid but he ran away when I moved homes, wish I could have a pet fox. Pizzas and pancakes are a must have, and Korean barbecue takes its rank among them.
User avatar #38 to #37 - womo (08/01/2014) [-]
Look in the mirror and appreciate the view? I too love all animals, but if there's one animal I've always wanted it's a snake. A pet fox would be cool though, I always wanted a wolf, I could just get a husky or something but meh. I like barbecue, never tried Korean barbecue though. I am actually currently learning Korean though.
User avatar #40 to #38 - WhiteCrayon (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh rad! I'm asian if that puts any pointers out there. Snakes are perfect too, any animals that cuddles and hold on to me is a perfect pet, favorite animal would be a penguin. I'd love to learn more Korean thou.
User avatar #147 to #40 - womo (08/04/2014) [-]
I know, I remember walking around with my little gameboy thinking I was the **** . I'm just quite pale so when I stand next to a tanner white person I look like a ghost. I used to actually go to sleep on time and then wake up at like 5 ready to play and watch more cartoons. I really miss being a kid.
User avatar #54 to #40 - womo (08/03/2014) [-]
Being white is pretty cool, but I'm sometimes considered too white. Apparently that's a thing now Pingu was awesome, but I think my favourite shows were definitely Scooby Doo and Spongebob. I was such a fan girl when it came to these shows, my mum hated it because I'd always be watching TV. Pingu did kind of give me nightmares too, all they did was honk and beep.
User avatar #146 to #54 - WhiteCrayon (08/04/2014) [-]
Being a 90's kid rocked, all the good shows in the past were the best part of my childhood. How can you be too white? Like albinism? Or just your race? My childhood was all tv shows and playing Nintendo games, I miss sleeping.
User avatar #41 to #40 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, I'm just white. Penguins are cool, I remember watching Pingu when I was younger, I really loved that show even though half the time I didn't understand it. Korean is actually really fun to learn, I like it much more than French/Spanish. 안녕하세요 means hello :L
User avatar #53 to #41 - WhiteCrayon (08/03/2014) [-]
Rad! I heard being white rocks! Pingu was always one of my favorite childhood shows for me, except it gave me nightmares as a kid. Onions for sale ;3
User avatar #7 - aherorising (07/28/2014) [-]
things
User avatar #8 to #7 - womo (07/28/2014) [-]
stuff
User avatar #9 to #8 - aherorising (07/29/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #10 to #9 - womo (07/29/2014) [-]
definitely
User avatar #11 to #10 - aherorising (07/29/2014) [-]
confirmed?
User avatar #12 to #11 - womo (07/29/2014) [-]
unconfirmed!
User avatar #13 to #12 - aherorising (07/29/2014) [-]
so, no?
User avatar #14 to #13 - womo (07/29/2014) [-]
Maybe so?
#16 to #14 - aherorising (07/30/2014) [-]
fine I'm bored    
what's up? c:
fine I'm bored
what's up? c:
User avatar #17 to #16 - womo (07/30/2014) [-]
Probably some men's dicks, but other than that, not much. You?
User avatar #18 to #17 - aherorising (07/31/2014) [-]
ehehe,
idk, recovering after some pretty heavy surgery I guess it is so boring, I'm not allowed to do anything but browse webs really
User avatar #21 to #18 - womo (07/31/2014) [-]
Wow sorry dude. Hope you get better fast.
User avatar #39 to #21 - aherorising (08/01/2014) [-]
yes yes yes! I'm allowed to actually chew and eat again o.o
past few weeks have been horrible i can tell you
User avatar #42 to #39 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
Well that's good at least. Things will hopefully get easier.
User avatar #43 to #42 - aherorising (08/02/2014) [-]
yeah, well. still recovering. I'm kind of bored/lonely tho :/ I guess even gaming, movies, music, and the internet gets bored after a while. shame most of my friends live too far away from my parent's place it's where I'm at now
User avatar #44 to #43 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
Wow I'm sorry dude that must suck. I know what you mean, after a while you just kind of get bored of everything. Like it's only week two of summer for me and already I feel like I've come to the end of the internet. lol.
User avatar #45 to #44 - aherorising (08/02/2014) [-]
I really feel like doing stuff, anything. I wanna go to the beach, get a little bit drunk in the evening, have fun with some old friends and my brothers. I wanna swim, sport, bungeejump. I wanna fly again, and go out. But the thing is I feel so ****** still recovering, and my social life isn't as social as i'd like it to be. Also, my parents are pretty strict on everything, so that sucks.
Idk I just have that constant feeling you have after finishing an intense-plotted book, series, or anime. You're done and then you're just like:
"okay...
now what? " empty internal feeling is optional, though often present

what're you doing tho?
User avatar #46 to #45 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
The good news is that you will eventually be able to do all those things. Me? Pretty much nothing. I'm quite and introvert, I mean I like to go out, but at the same time I like to stay in and do nothing. I'm currently writing a book because of how bored I've been lately. I felt like that after I finished American Horror Story. It sounds really girly but man did I love that show. I can't wait for season 4. So far, I'm really bored of summer, at least at school I'm keeping myself occupied. Don't you get to text your friends or anything?
User avatar #47 to #46 - aherorising (08/02/2014) [-]
oh, don't get me wrong, I'm quite the introvert myself. It's just that sometimes I feel like I should get myself out there and at least try to be social, but what I mostly enjoy is just hanging out with my dearest friends, just goofing around anywhere, doesn't really matter what we do, I just really love having fun with people not for too long, but just the people I know I can be myself with .
I like to stay in most of the time as well, but I've been inside now for nearly 3 weeks, and it's kinda killing me, especially with my menopausing mom raging around, looking for excuses to get mad at anything, and it doesn't really help either that my brothers apparently have their own, slightly more social lives.
I've never seen American Horror Story, how far has your writing come? sounds like fun, at least it's something. And nah, I've got a few good friends, but one hasn't got a phone, and with the other I'm not exactly on daily texting basis, so yeah :/
User avatar #50 to #47 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
Haha yes! Except it's more of my dad who complains about that. He'll shout at me and tell me the shoe rack isn't only for me, then he proceeds to put a good 40 pairs of his own on there. I'm a girl and even I have less shoes than that man. Thank you! I also like talking to you, and you've already befriended me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - womo (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, when I'm with my friends it's as if I don't care about anything other than having fun. It's nice to be able to forget about your problems every once in a while. My mum does that too, she often asks me to make her a cup of tea god bless the tea and if I say no because I'm busy, I'm officially the worst daughter to of ever lived. British first world problems amen .

American Horror Story is really good, but isn't really everyone's cup of tea surprisingly I didn't do that reference on purpose . So far, I've only written 6 chapters, but there are at least 20 pages per chapter. Well, at least you can talk to random strangers online like myself.
User avatar #49 to #48 - aherorising (08/02/2014) [-]
exactly, so yeah shame I can't hang out with them atm.

hahahaha that sounds so familiar. Making tea is my way of trying to prematurely defuse what eventually always grows out to be a fight. I don't know how she got it, she's got 3 model student sons, a husband making enough so she could be a housewife. enough food, money, and a decent house, her own model garden, and still she manages to complain that "the cups aren't in the right place in the dishwasher", or that it isn't weird to call us down 2 floors to remove our only pair of shoes from the cupboard because there isn't enough room for her 12 pairs.

she's quite a woman that one,
and I gotta admit, I do like talking to you mind if I befriend you?
#20 to #18 - webs ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Browse it all you want
User avatar #15 to #14 - aherorising (07/29/2014) [-]
don't touch my cornholio
User avatar #6 to #5 - womo (06/22/2014) [-]
I can't thank you enough.
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #4 to #3 - womo (06/21/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for this.
User avatar #1 - allnamesrtaken (05/31/2014) [-]
First
User avatar #2 to #1 - womo (05/31/2014) [-]
Wow congratulations. I never thought something as big as this could happen.
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