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I like big butts and Nectarines. My boyfriend is ok too.

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#2 - Nu  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Chicago +1
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#3 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Da
#1401 - Merry Christmas to you too  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on womanexplain's profile 0
#1402 - profssortwntyight (12/30/2015) [-]
^-^
#19 - He can say he has a British girlfriend yes and it is nice…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Update on meeting my boyfriend 0
#20 - profssortwntyight (12/24/2015) [-]
You can't say you have a american bf? is it a secret x:


bleh to you too, dear
Merry christmas to you and your loved ones
#17 - He lives in Ohio and I live in the UK I'm planning on…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Update on meeting my boyfriend +1
#18 - profssortwntyight (12/24/2015) [-]
Ah damn, das far.
Well that's definitely not as bad as it could've been.
-Now you can say you have an american bf and he can say he has a british one
-you both speak the same 1st language
-At least somewhat the same culture n stuff
-You have an excuse to study in the u.s.!!
Srsly, studying in the u.s. is a plus either way
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#19 - womanexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
He can say he has a British girlfriend yes
and it is nice


Bleh
Thank you merry xmas
#20 - profssortwntyight (12/24/2015) [-]
You can't say you have a american bf? is it a secret x:


bleh to you too, dear
Merry christmas to you and your loved ones
#102 - I uploaded an update 12/24/2015 on Waiting for my boyfriend 0
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#95 - I hope so too :3  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Waiting for my boyfriend +1
#101 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
thanks OP, your reply made me happy

you also promised us PICs, come on, let's us see that there's still a slight chance in life
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#102 - womanexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
I uploaded an update
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#1333 - Fiction (10/27/2015) [+] (25 replies)
stickied by womanexplain
#1169 - tepidteal (06/07/2015) [+] (38 replies)
stickied by womanexplain
#1400 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry christmas, womanxplain

I typed it like that on purpose

User avatar #1401 to #1400 - womanexplain (12/26/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too
#1391 - Fiction (12/09/2015) [-]
This is usually what is going on when me and you are on call.
#1392 to #1391 - womanexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
Wouldn't change a thing
Wouldn't change a thing
#1393 to #1392 - Fiction (12/09/2015) [-]
Nothing at all bby? ;3
#1394 to #1393 - womanexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
Well yeah maybe I'd make little Jay a bit bigger...






WARNING A JOKE HAS BEEN MADE WHICH WILL SLAMDUNK THIS MAN'S TENDER EGO EVERYONE TAKE SHELTER UNTIL LOCKDOWN ENDS ARM YOURSELF WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - womanexplain (12/11/2015) [-]
I love you JJ <3
#1399 to #1398 - Fiction (12/12/2015) [-]
Love you too bby <3
User avatar #1386 - womanexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
Philosophyexplain do you exist? (Haha)
User avatar #1380 - sciencexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
had no idea you were still active

hi
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - womanexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
I am
Hi
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - sciencexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
i know it's a very specific question that you probably don't get much

but pls

explain women
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - womanexplain (11/23/2015) [-]
***** that's like saying explain men
GIMME CONTEXT


User avatar #1384 to #1383 - sciencexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
ok then

explain women in a non-biological sense
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - womanexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
Cray cray period machines
User avatar #1387 to #1385 - sciencexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
damn you good
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - womanexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
I give legit answers but I need specific questions homie
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - sciencexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
i know you do, i just dont have any specific questions atm. as far as women go, i've been in a "dry spell" for quite some time. nobody really gets used to being lonely though, it's not fun.
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - womanexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
Don't see it as lonely, use this time as a singleton to grow as a person. If you focus on personal growth, by the time you meet someone you'll be more equipped than ever to handle a relationship, and you'll be happier and more self assured than before too.
#1373 - lgninjaleetful (11/09/2015) [-]
I like the way you meme.

nice profile pic

le* tip* fedora*
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - womanexplain (11/09/2015) [-]
C cheers b baka
User avatar #1370 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
glad to see you more active
User avatar #1379 to #1370 - womanexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
Thank you~
Sorry I forgot to respond <3
#1362 - profssortwntyight (11/02/2015) [-]
Cute profile picture. it's different from last time i saw your profile i think

Anygay, getting straight to the point here:
Why are you in love with a pooface? And what makes him a pooface? :o
#1363 to #1362 - profssortwntyight (11/02/2015) [-]
Forgot to add a cool pic to accompany my question
User avatar #1365 to #1363 - womanexplain (11/03/2015) [-]
Because he just is


Fiction explain how you're a pooface
#1371 to #1365 - profssortwntyight (11/08/2015) [-]
Woahhh, are you in love with fiction? That's kinda cute
Good luck being love birds and stuff then
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - Fiction (11/03/2015) [-]
Because I'm a sassy bitch
User avatar #1329 - awesomerninjathing (09/09/2015) [-]
serious question

what would make you leave a boyfriend for another guy
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - womanexplain (09/10/2015) [-]
If boyfriend wasn't right for me
#1331 to #1330 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
What if they're both right.
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - womanexplain (09/14/2015) [-]
I ran into this issue, they will not both be equally right for you. Sometimes even if two people are right you realise you don't need anyone at all.
The way I resolved my problem was seeing how both the guys handled a situation where I needed support, this situation unearthed that one of the guys was incredibly naïve and immature and that the other was anything but that.
I'm now moving on from one of these individuals.
User avatar #1325 - lotengo (07/18/2015) [-]
why do woman say yes when they mean no?
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - womanexplain (07/18/2015) [-]
Because dick make a bitch go crazy
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - lotengo (07/18/2015) [-]
then why she ment no
User avatar #1319 - lotengo (07/09/2015) [-]
explain how you can look so pretty all the time
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - womanexplain (07/09/2015) [-]
I- I don't ;_;
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - lotengo (07/10/2015) [-]
explain why you look so pretty every time i see you on FJ
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - womanexplain (07/10/2015) [-]
I don't
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - lotengo (07/10/2015) [-]
explain why you cant take the damn compliment woman
#1310 - Elk (07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I need advice.

How do I get womanexplain to post nudes?
User avatar #1313 to #1310 - womanexplain (07/07/2015) [-]
Womanexplain is a near 20 year old prude who wouldn't do such a lewd thing
User avatar #1375 to #1313 - yibdiy (11/09/2015) [-]
post clotheds then
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - yibdiy (11/09/2015) [-]
wow, it worked
User avatar #1315 to #1313 - Elk (07/07/2015) [-]
Nothing is impossible. You're a WOMAN! YOU HAVE THE POWER!
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - Elk (07/08/2015) [-]
So, women don't have the power?
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - advice (07/07/2015) [-]
usually you be nice to a girl and after a while they give them to you in an exchange
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - womanexplain (07/07/2015) [-]
But Womanexplain is a good girl and doesn't post naughty pictures
User avatar #1314 to #1312 - advice (07/07/2015) [-]
never said you specifcally would ;p
#1305 to #1304 - womanexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
Thank you sweetie, I had my hair done today <3
#1306 to #1305 - tepidteal (07/04/2015) [-]

I finally did my nails today.
What do you have planned for tonight? I'll try to go see the fireworks show downtown.
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - womanexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
What're you holding?
And I'm in a Chinese restaurant, you? ^^
#1308 to #1307 - tepidteal (07/04/2015) [-]
cooking right now. steak, cheeseburgers, roast potatoes.
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - womanexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
That's cool I'll show you my nail art tools later I haven't done my nails in a while though ;-;
They're pretty btw
Also what's been happening in your life
User avatar #1298 - Blackizzle (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to that last comment so here I am. I THINK it's ajblackler but ill have to go check. Gimme a minute
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - Blackizzle (06/20/2015) [-]
it's ajblackler92
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
Thank you, sorry for slow reply was setting up my dnd character
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - Blackizzle (06/20/2015) [-]
You okay dnd? You just get better by the second don't you.....
User avatar #1303 to #1301 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
I have JUST begun to play it. My friend demanded I join a game, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm determined to learn. >
I play a lot of video games and stuff though :3
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - Blackizzle (06/20/2015) [-]
Play* damn phone auto correct....
User avatar #1285 - lotengo (06/20/2015) [-]
do girls fart?
User avatar #1287 to #1285 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
Well I have been for the last 19 years, maybe I'm not girling right tho
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - lotengo (06/20/2015) [-]
Its it true that IF girls fart, it smells like freshly cut grass, rainbows and sunshine?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
No, mine smells like ass wind
#1297 to #1289 - lotengo (06/20/2015) [-]
fart in a balloon and fedex it to me.

Or come by my house and let me be the judge
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm good, you?
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
im ok. a little sleepy.
User avatar #1286 to #1284 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
That's cute :3
#1291 to #1290 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
You are too
You are too
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
n-no u..
#1294 to #1293 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
d-do you have skype?..
User avatar #1353 to #1294 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
β
User avatar #1364 to #1353 - furiousmarshmellow (11/03/2015) [-]
Φαγγοτ
#1295 to #1294 - womanexplain (06/20/2015) [-]
Y yea, emily.112 first one
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
added
User avatar #1247 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
Let me **** you in da ass.
User avatar #1250 to #1247 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Nty bbe
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
Don't make me harass you on skype.
User avatar #1253 to #1251 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
You don't have me on Skype
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Who are you
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
And what does that matter?
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Never mind
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
Never mind what?
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Never mind you're a troll
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm gonna have to stop you right there Emily
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Who are you I really don't know who you are
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
My name may or may not start with an A.
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Adam?
IDK
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
Nope, also midge is still pissed at you. another hint AL.
User avatar #1266 to #1264 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
WAIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, IT'S ALEC OMFG
User avatar #1268 to #1266 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
why you remove me from skype bb
User avatar #1270 to #1268 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT I REMOVE PEOPLE I DON'T TALK TO THOUGH GIMME UR SKIEP NOW PLS I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU THE OTHER DAY COS I STILL HAVE THAT MS PAINT ALEC MLP DRAWING
User avatar #1272 to #1270 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
i sent a contact request and i'm pretty sure i have that drawing as well, somewhere on a hard drive in my closet.
User avatar #1269 to #1267 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I STILL TALK TO WILL I HAVEN'T TALKED TO DANIEL IN AGES
GIB ME LUV
User avatar #1271 to #1269 - zhadowklaw (06/16/2015) [-]
not mad at you, and i've been working, didn't realize you talked to will and pretty sure danny just didn't like you anyway. XOXOXOXO
User avatar #1277 to #1271 - episode (06/16/2015) [-]
Hue, dannyboy liking people..... Heh, he doesn't like me after that shotgum incident
User avatar #1273 to #1271 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
xoxoxoxoxx
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Allen?
Who is Midge?
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - episode (06/16/2015) [-]
You could do so much better. Wait, What am I saying? You can't... Carry on.
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Excuse me? That's kind of rude and I'm not some tramp I wouldn't want either of you.
User avatar #1276 to #1249 - episode (06/16/2015) [-]
Nobody said tramp besides you, Emily, maybe it's your guilty conscience.
#1279 to #1276 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
I didn't quote you on the word tramp, you said carry on as if to say I would go ahead with Alec asking to 			****		 my butt. That insinuates that I'd carry out something like that.   
I don't like your comment and I don't have any such conscience, I'm far from a 'tramp'.
I didn't quote you on the word tramp, you said carry on as if to say I would go ahead with Alec asking to **** my butt. That insinuates that I'd carry out something like that.
I don't like your comment and I don't have any such conscience, I'm far from a 'tramp'.
User avatar #1246 - episode (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm still pissed at you.
User avatar #1252 to #1246 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
But I don't know who you are
User avatar #1275 to #1252 - episode (06/16/2015) [-]
You murdered my horses.
User avatar #1278 to #1275 - womanexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
I remember you but I don't remember your username, please refresh my memory? <3
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