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#113 - Picture 3 hours ago on False user 0
#8 - If you want to walk around thinking that all news sites are wr…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Admin kills 15 mods 0
User avatar #9 - furyeh (16 hours ago) [-]
yes, because thats what i said, right.
#258 - The island I live in isn't connected to England at all, it's a… 16 hours ago on May the Fourth +1
#204 - The British crown dependency Channel Islands were invaded by G…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on May the Fourth +2
User avatar #206 - mauerman (17 hours ago) [-]
I have visited the tunnels in the Cliffs of Dover, and seen all that stuff.
it's pretty kewl
User avatar #258 - womanexplain (16 hours ago) [-]
The island I live in isn't connected to England at all, it's actually an island closer to France, but we are a crown dependency.
#107 - I didn't know 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#68 - Not my screenshot 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#67 - I don't mean it's bad I mean that her size is so unhealthy, I'… 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#38 - I don't condone bullying or fat acceptance, but this is ridiculous.  [+] (20 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes +32
User avatar #103 - partnerintroll (05/04/2015) [-]
torrid is a plus size company what would you expect
User avatar #107 - womanexplain (05/04/2015) [-]
I didn't know
User avatar #93 - whiterabit (05/04/2015) [-]
Can she please not rock any of the jean fits on the top row ever again please?
#104 - Cherryblosom (05/04/2015) [-]
I dont know the high-rise skinny looks pretty fabulous IMO
#105 - whiterabit (05/04/2015) [-]
#84 - rogueantihero (05/04/2015) [-]
"The skinny"
#62 - quoterox (05/04/2015) [-]
"She rocks every fit!"

>mfw

But in all honesty, her face looks good. She looks like she could be good-looking to hot if she dropped a couple tons. But unless we stop acting like every look is just as good looking, she never will.
#65 - autoxx (05/04/2015) [-]
I have always hated the "you're good enough the way you are" idea.
You aren't good enough, neither am I. We should always strive to be better, to learn more, and to be more.
Hell, I mountain bike 8-12 hours/day, have a fun career, way too many hobbies to list, a close group of friends, a great milf girlfriend inb4 FJ= no gf and I have a few areas I could still work on physically.

No one is perfect or complete.
User avatar #81 - ZenMacros (05/04/2015) [-]
I agree, but your idea of 'better' won't be the same as theirs. Especially not with the fat acceptance whales. They've convinced themselves that being fat is better than being thin, so for them, striving to be better wouldn't include getting in shape.
#88 - autoxx (05/04/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying though,they have had systematic indoctrination that they are "just fine the way they are" since they were born.

The ones telling them that they never had to strive for anything just never saw the true consequences of their propaganda because, well, who would be that stupid?
User avatar #69 - seferofe (05/04/2015) [-]
Well, your problem is that your not dating a milf (since you're clearly screwing her). Therefore you're dating midf (mother i do fuck).
#83 - autoxx (05/04/2015) [-]
Now that was some factual shit right thurr.
User avatar #111 - factual (05/04/2015) [-]
it's a fact
User avatar #61 - domogle (05/04/2015) [-]
Non have been posted yet soooo..
1. 16,000+ unread messages?
2. "Torrid" more like "Horrid"
3. If she doesn't eat everything in sight, her moose knuckle definitely will.
User avatar #68 - womanexplain (05/04/2015) [-]
Not my screenshot
User avatar #56 - beardarama (05/04/2015) [-]
well what are fatter girls meant to wear then? Nothing? I think that it's good that some stores offer jeans like this so that every kind of person has something to wear.
#101 - apurpleliger (05/04/2015) [-]
My general rule of thumb is you should only wear something called "skinny" if you actually are skinny. The styles on the bottom row are fine.
User avatar #67 - womanexplain (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't mean it's bad I mean that her size is so unhealthy, I'm not saying that to be mean of course I respect that women of her size need clothing
#51 - kabutoxking (05/04/2015) [-]
AY ME MATEYS MAN THE HARPOONS WHE GOT OURSELF A WHITE WHALE
User avatar #43 - iitoxictz (05/04/2015) [-]
hi-rise skinny...no just no
#964 - Nu  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on womanexplain's profile 0
#965 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Da
#183468 - I hope so 05/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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#402 - lickinggecko (03/26/2015) [-]
stickied by womanexplain
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User avatar #966 - Benry (15 hours ago) [-]
oi
#956 to #930 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
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#957 to #956 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
YOU'RE TEARIN' ME APART LISA EMILY!!!
#958 to #957 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
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#963 to #960 - tarabostes (05/04/2015) [-]
Found 1 of you sexy!
#964 to #963 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
Nu
Nu
User avatar #931 to #930 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
got kissd'
#932 to #931 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
kissed* and by who? Your mum? Awww sweeeeeeeeet!
User avatar #933 to #932 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
By the person I like :^)
#934 to #933 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
Lol i don't remember doin' that! Awwww i presume you kissed me while i was asleep!
User avatar #935 to #934 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Not u
#936 to #935 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
And why is that Emily?

























btw did you know i am a professional wrestler?
User avatar #937 to #936 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
U r not
#938 to #937 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
That is not what i said , i said "and why is that Emily?" . Now your dumb is showin' ! :/





























HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
User avatar #939 to #938 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Your tiny dick is hanging out your pants along with the spaghetti on the floor
#940 to #939 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
awwwww Emily you want to make me splort spaghetti all over don't you??
Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video)
User avatar #941 to #940 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
No
#942 to #941 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
Awww yeah you do!!! Who's the cuuutest Shemily?? Who is ?????
User avatar #943 to #942 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Me
#944 to #943 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
Good girl Shemily! Now who wants the big special prizeeeeeeee???
User avatar #945 to #944 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Fiction
#948 to #945 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
That don't exist , try again!






















Hint: HER name starts with Emi and ends with ly!
User avatar #950 to #948 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Ok I'll take you prize
#953 to #950 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah , after fictfag refused it...
User avatar #954 to #953 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Don't call fiction that
#961 to #954 - Fiction (05/03/2015) [-]
Defend me
Defend me
#955 to #954 - tarabostes (05/03/2015) [-]
Then don't STEP all over my heart!
User avatar #946 to #945 - Fiction (05/03/2015) [-]
What do you need?
#962 to #946 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
5evr bbe
User avatar #947 to #946 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Accept taratestes prize
User avatar #949 to #947 - Fiction (05/03/2015) [-]
Nah, I'll pass
User avatar #951 to #949 - womanexplain ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Luv u tho
#902 - tarabostes (04/30/2015) [-]
Hello my baby , hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl!   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 Am i special to you Hemily??
Hello my baby , hello my honey, hello my ragtime girl!























Am i special to you Hemily??
User avatar #924 to #902 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
You don't have to do anything I've made my choice
#925 to #924 - tarabostes (04/30/2015) [-]
Well i refuse your decision!
User avatar #926 to #925 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
K
User avatar #927 to #926 - tarabostes (04/30/2015) [-]
NOT k
User avatar #928 to #927 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Eh
User avatar #929 to #928 - tarabostes (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm sorry eh...
User avatar #894 - alexanderburns (04/29/2015) [-]
womansexpain
User avatar #895 to #894 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #896 to #895 - alexanderburns (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that
User avatar #898 to #897 - alexanderburns (04/29/2015) [-]
good night, womanplanesex
User avatar #899 to #898 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Night Alex burn butt
User avatar #893 - Benry (04/28/2015) [-]
ayy
#871 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
Hello....
#875 to #874 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
























i'd hit it
found 1 of u lol
#877 to #876 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
HOW DID YOU KNOW??
#879 to #878 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
ey bby come here so i can shoot a few goals !
C'mon i'm not Suarez i don't bite!


#881 to #880 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh ja baby let's do this thing!
#883 to #882 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
What the **** did i do woman?
#885 to #884 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
I don't see proof, besides founding fathers>bitch ***** princesses
#887 to #886 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
What's wrong with asses you judgemental cunt?
























btw what are those dank inspirational meeeeeemz called?
#889 to #888 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
bb-but i don't wear eyeliner.... I don't know **** about make up.... Woman pls...
#891 to #890 - tarabostes (04/27/2015) [-]
please stop woman............
User avatar #861 - Benry (04/24/2015) [-]
Ayy gurl
User avatar #862 to #861 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #863 to #862 - Benry (04/24/2015) [-]
whats going down
User avatar #864 to #863 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
You? :o
Nothing really school soon
User avatar #865 to #864 - Benry (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm black, I don't go down.
School? What are you, some sort of nerd?
User avatar #866 to #865 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
You're not black and yes
User avatar #867 to #866 - Benry (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm black at heart, you meanie.
User avatar #868 to #867 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Yo dick ain't black booiiii
User avatar #869 to #868 - Benry (04/24/2015) [-]
Well that's just racist.
User avatar #870 to #869 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Soz
User avatar #848 - Benry (04/22/2015) [-]
oi u git
#849 to #848 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Mornin'
Mornin'
User avatar #850 to #849 - Benry (04/22/2015) [-]
it's night.
User avatar #851 to #850 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
It's not here.
User avatar #852 to #851 - Benry (04/22/2015) [-]
The only time that matters is American time.
#853 to #852 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Lick my dick you sumbitch.
User avatar #854 to #853 - Benry (04/22/2015) [-]
Get it out.
User avatar #855 to #854 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Futa
User avatar #856 to #855 - Benry (04/22/2015) [-]
Fight me
#857 to #856 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Emily prepares for attack    
Emily attacks with kiss   
It's super effective?
Emily prepares for attack
Emily attacks with kiss
It's super effective?
#859 to #858 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
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#834 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
Womanexplain pls
User avatar #836 to #834 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
No
#837 to #836 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright....



































Then can I take YOU?
i just still don't get it, it was just a spongebob reference...
#838 to #837 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
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#839 to #838 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh i get it!






















you lost your way!
#840 to #839 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
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#841 to #840 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
Why Emily-chan?
User avatar #842 to #841 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Just quit it
#843 to #842 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
No emily! I can never let you go!

























seriously, i really didn't know it would affect you like that ....
User avatar #844 to #843 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Uh huh
#845 to #844 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
Hold me Emily...

























I'm deeply sorry...
User avatar #846 to #845 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
W/e
#847 to #846 - tarabostes (04/20/2015) [-]
NO! IT'S NOT "W/E" , PLS DON'T BE LIKE THAT!!!
#809 - tarabostes (04/16/2015) [-]
woman pls
woman pls
User avatar #812 to #811 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Yeah
#814 to #812 - tarabostes (04/17/2015) [-]
EE-Emily pls...
#815 to #814 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Sry I've been busy Bbe my tummy is bad cos period, wbu?   
Luv u bby
Sry I've been busy Bbe my tummy is bad cos period, wbu?
Luv u bby
#816 to #815 - tarabostes (04/17/2015) [-]
oh, i'm very good now that i'm with my wooooomaaaaan!!!! <33333



























How much??
#817 to #816 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Lots  and yes
Lots and yes
#818 to #817 - tarabostes (04/17/2015) [-]
How muuuuch is loooots???
How muuuuch is loooots???
#819 to #818 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
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#820 to #819 - tarabostes (04/17/2015) [-]
YOU USED THAT B4!!! U USE THAT 1 2 EVERY FICTIVE-FAGGOT YOU MEET DON'T YOU!?!?!? WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU USED THAT B4!!! U USE THAT 1 2 EVERY FICTIVE-FAGGOT YOU MEET DON'T YOU!?!?!? WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #821 to #820 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
oh
#813 to #812 - tarabostes (04/16/2015) [-]

How are you Emily?? How's that nice stomach of yours doin'??


























how rare is that pepe in your profile pic??
#802 - ieatbengay (04/15/2015) [-]
talk to me about girls when you're online
User avatar #803 to #802 - ieatbengay (04/15/2015) [-]
dont worry im over it
User avatar #805 to #803 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Wat
If you need me lemme know
User avatar #806 to #805 - ieatbengay (04/15/2015) [-]
will do xo
User avatar #785 - peanutbitter ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
aww yee
#786 to #785 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
AAWWW YEEEEE
**** DAVID WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
we thought you had pepsi'd
User avatar #787 to #786 - peanutbitter ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
lurk mode
User avatar #788 to #787 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Aw **** m8 it's been ages
How're you
User avatar #798 to #788 - peanutbitter ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
pretty good haha. preparing for the future is so boring though. how about you?
User avatar #799 to #798 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
**** has gone down since we last spoke dude
And I'm going to uni in Murica so looking at unis this summer aswell as a thing in Wisconsin
School is stressful as balls mayne
User avatar #832 to #799 - peanutbitter ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
that's awesome. what are you planning on studying while you're there?
and do you still go in the teamspeak with them?
User avatar #833 to #832 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
History, and no the Irish invaded, and the Irish hate me, so I was too intimidated to continue using it.
#789 to #788 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ woman how am i supposed to compete with all of these dudes on your profile??
User avatar #790 to #789 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
You don't need to you're #1
#791 to #790 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
Then why do you have your clothes on?   
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
Then why do you have your clothes on?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
#794 to #793 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I bought Ainsley soup today
I bought Ainsley soup today
#795 to #794 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
show results, how sexy does that stomach look now??
User avatar #796 to #795 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I WILL WHEN I MAKE AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS TOMOZ, REMIND ME THO M8
#797 to #796 - tarabostes (04/14/2015) [-]
mm-maybe i will.... it's not like i'm doin' it because i like you or anything..bb-baka.....
#801 to #800 - tarabostes (04/15/2015) [-]
what snacks are you devouring anyways??
#807 to #801 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Made soup anyway
#808 to #807 - tarabostes (04/15/2015) [-]
Why isn't that picture next to your hot body?? I always thought gurls took pics like that!!!
























ee-emily pls....
Does that soup have enough SPICE???
User avatar #804 to #801 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Ask me again tomorrow too
Lazy to make
Soup
User avatar #782 - Benry (04/11/2015) [-]
Oi u mong
User avatar #783 to #782 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
si
User avatar #784 to #783 - Benry (04/11/2015) [-]
im gona rek u up m8
#775 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm Dylan I can't find your comment but now I know your name and there's no stopping me now Emily. Muwahahahahah!
User avatar #777 to #775 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Loljk I don't want ur kids
User avatar #776 to #775 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Dylan I need to ask you for a favour, please reproduce with me, I need your superior genes.
#779 to #776 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Tim TIm When he finds out were back at it again
User avatar #780 to #779 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
He can film
User avatar #778 to #776 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
But what will Tim Tim think of the new bb I knew you were joking
User avatar #731 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
If I'm Husbandu does that mean I should change my profile to manchildexplain
User avatar #733 to #731 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
manexplain, another muse of mine, has already taken that username (fiction)
#734 to #733 - manexplain (04/10/2015) [-]
Does.. does that mean we're... ma... marri.... unnnnnnnnnnnngh
Does.. does that mean we're... ma... marri.... unnnnnnnnnnnngh
User avatar #738 to #734 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
no you're my side ho
User avatar #739 to #738 - manexplain (04/10/2015) [-]
oh... okay i gues...
User avatar #741 to #739 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
iliedurbae
#736 to #734 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
hey I was here the soonest bub! haven't even had our first fake date yet manexplain cut me some slack
User avatar #740 to #736 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
YOU WANT TO TAKE ME ON A DATE? HAHAHA OK NO PROBLEM HERE
User avatar #745 to #740 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
OH YAH! YOU EVER PLAY RUNESCAPE BB!? MEET ME AT THE FOUNTAIN OF VARROCK! Seriously tho if that profile pic is real your gorgeous and I doubt your single.
User avatar #747 to #745 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
N no I'm not and it is me and I am single but not gorgeous ty
User avatar #748 to #747 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Runescape was a joke. I had to look that **** up. haven't touched it since 2007 And I'm not perfect either. You do have a pretty face. Gotta use what yah got. I'm technically borderline under weight but it doesn't stop me from liking me. inb4 white knight
User avatar #752 to #748 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I legitimately thought you were very attractive when I saw your post, that's why I complimented you ^^
User avatar #751 to #748 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I lost 60lbs but I'm still not at my goal weight, and being underweight/skinny isn't always unattractive you know ;o
#732 to #731 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Pribs, not gunna lie though you have a lovely face, pls gib for my 'collection'
Pribs, not gunna lie though you have a lovely face, pls gib for my 'collection'
#735 to #732 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
you have more that one husbandu?!
you have more that one husbandu?!
User avatar #774 to #735 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Okay fine look your ass is the best ass I've ever seen you have an onion butt a butt that makes me cry
Goddamnit I don't know your name yet but I love you
I'm emily who are you
User avatar #737 to #735 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
No dw bby he's my side ho u da real mvp
#742 to #737 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Do you really mean it bb
User avatar #743 to #742 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
ofc bb
#744 to #743 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Then it's about time I get a real job gurl
User avatar #746 to #744 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Damn straight you need to support our imaginary family
User avatar #749 to #746 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Yes little Tim Tim's birthday is in 3 days and I've gotta hit bonus if I'm ever to buy him a the Nintendo powerglove for his birthday like he wanted.
User avatar #750 to #749 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Indeed darling, and don't forget our anniversary, we've been together for 1 hour now
User avatar #753 to #750 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Ahh but we're old and gray now. The kids moved on. Do you think we should still make that trip to Cabo like we always dreamed?
User avatar #754 to #753 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
-cough- if I can make it darling, the fungal infection has set into my left big toe -splutter-
User avatar #755 to #754 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
No that was always your best toe. I'll carry you with my arthritic knees all 9merfumprmuthne miles if we must!!! math is hard and I still don't know where you live. Also Murraysnoopy is a good friend and probably my first unestablished fake internet wifu. Don't spoil it. *Wispering* She's British *Wispering*
User avatar #831 to #755 - murraysnoopy (04/19/2015) [-]
Hell yeah I am... You cheating on me now??
User avatar #757 to #755 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I can see the light... Why didn't you give me antihistamine sooner you cunt
User avatar #758 to #757 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
An antihistamine combats the allergy-producing histamines. Allergens release large amounts of histamines : distributed on the cellular level : that cause inflammatory responses such as runny noses and eyes, nausea and sleep disorders and even stomach ulcers. oHhhhhHhh...This is why I'm not a CNA any more We'll make it my love I promise. Do you hear the seagulls and the festival music. Don't you smell the salt in the air and feel the sun. Look there's little Tim Tim and our twin grand bb gurls
User avatar #761 to #758 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I know what antihistamine is for u pleb I was making an obv joke
Kek
User avatar #762 to #761 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
but I was making the joke that I had to look it up. I'm the pleb you this is how you want to end it with another fight! I thought we were through with this after therapy bb!
User avatar #764 to #762 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH THAT SLUT FROM THE RUSSIAN NIGHT CLUB YOU ASSHOLE
LITTLE TIMMY HEARD ME CRY FOR HOURS WHILE YOU BANGED THE PUTIN OUT OF HER
User avatar #766 to #764 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
I told you when I took that secret spy job for MI6 that I might have to do things for this country that couldn't be explain! but do yah listen NOOOooooOoo! I LITERALLY BANGED THE PUTIN OUT OFF HER TO SAVE YOUR COUNTRY AND MY ADOPTED COUNTRY!
User avatar #772 to #766 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Lie
User avatar #773 to #772 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
You knew what you were getting into when you started this internet relationship . Now look me in the eyes and tell me all these years and all the lies weren't the best fake years of your life.
User avatar #767 to #766 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
-SLAPS- I AM GOING TO SLAP THE NASCAR OUT OF YOU YOU HICK
User avatar #771 to #767 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
California is actually one of the most Nascar loving states. Not really a big thing were I live
User avatar #756 to #755 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm British too you meanie and I will surpass her she is now my rival
British girls love you
User avatar #759 to #756 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
I've been told British girls like Southern American accents. then man explain is mine rival
User avatar #760 to #759 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Indeed and southern accents can be obnoxious or cute
I think for us Brits we automatically do a southern accent when we do an American accent and our stereotypes of Americans come from the south mostly so yeah I guess
User avatar #763 to #760 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Rick Grimm, Maggie, Morgan all from walking dead use a southern accent. It's just easier for y'all actually. A southern accent it the closest thing to a British one. I learned this from theater in College and as someone from where Walking Dead is filmed and set it your fake accents are really close but we can tell if you "ain't from around here is you" British accents are hot or cute but I've never met someone who thought they were bad.
User avatar #768 to #763 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
-nods-
User avatar #770 to #768 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
I'll just leave the facts to FakeSouthernerExplain next time
User avatar #765 to #763 - spacesword (04/10/2015) [-]
Sorry those are the Character names of the British actors. I don't know their real ones. also my accent is very slight here in the south
User avatar #726 - Benry (04/09/2015) [-]
womanexplain? More like omanwexplain.
User avatar #727 to #726 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I bet you kiss boys faggot
User avatar #728 to #727 - Benry (04/09/2015) [-]
I bet you're not even a woman
User avatar #729 to #728 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I have the body to prove it, you can't disprove my theory of you liking to fondle octopus dolls
User avatar #730 to #729 - Benry (04/09/2015) [-]
I can disprove that, since it's well known I have a fear of octopi and squids.
#722 - niggernazi (04/09/2015) [-]
Hello there m'lady.
User avatar #723 to #722 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #683 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
Omg... You like Princess Moninoke?

I ******* hate weebs and anime, but that was my **** growing up..

Wolf girl was my ******* BONER
User avatar #685 to #683 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Also Mononoke*
User avatar #687 to #685 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
That is no way to act if you want me unblocking you anytime soon.
User avatar #690 to #687 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I don't mind if you unblock or not David <3
User avatar #684 to #683 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Ok
User avatar #686 to #684 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
Oh, ******* drink bleach btw
User avatar #691 to #686 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Nty
#672 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
Why did god give women legs?   
   
   
SO THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE A SNAIL-TRAIL
Why did god give women legs?


SO THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE A SNAIL-TRAIL
User avatar #692 to #672 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
it all makes sense now thx daved
User avatar #695 to #692 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
oh. and you are unblocked now.
User avatar #698 to #695 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I befriended most hated user
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User avatar #725 to #700 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
can u spell
desperate
User avatar #701 to #700 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #694 to #692 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
You have 2 comment #672's now.

You are welcome. special power admin gave me
User avatar #697 to #694 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
wat
#655 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Fiction
Fiction
#656 to #655 - Fiction (04/04/2015) [-]
What's up bby?
What's up bby?
#657 to #656 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I feel down and ugly
I feel down and ugly
User avatar #677 to #673 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
tarabostes davidavidson sama noticed me
#681 to #677 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
y would you talk to david? he's a bigger faggot than comraderoboto'nfiction combined!
User avatar #693 to #681 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
topkek

no idea who you are but

TOPKEK
#696 to #693 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
I prefer normal keks thank you
User avatar #717 to #696 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHA that gave me cancer
#720 to #717 - tarabostes (04/09/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA and all of 'em are  goin' rite through your anus &lt;3
AHAHAHAHAHAHA and all of 'em are goin' rite through your anus <3
User avatar #699 to #696 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
2 bad

You gave me an ultimate kek

Get your street cred up b4 u try talking about me.
#702 to #699 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
gud
that sounds noice
What does that mean? Do i need to ******** and call mcburd and attention seeking faggot?





























btw i heard you have a sista, 4 real?
#704 to #702 - mcburd (04/08/2015) [-]
Nah man all u gotta do to get street cred is become one with the street
#705 to #704 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
BUT WON'T PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER YOU THEN??
User avatar #707 to #705 - mcburd (04/08/2015) [-]
Its just somethin you gotta get used to when you live the Rug life
User avatar #718 to #707 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Bird ***** teaching life lessons n ****
User avatar #724 to #718 - mcburd (04/09/2015) [-]
You know it bb
#709 to #707 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
Awwwwww Lucy that was so cute and funny <3

































now how 'bout you come sit in my lap and tell me moar?? Huh??
User avatar #719 to #709 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Excuse me
#721 to #719 - tarabostes (04/09/2015) [-]
Ofcourse you i'll excuse you, you don't have to ask me to go to the bathroom silly!
User avatar #711 to #709 - mcburd (04/08/2015) [-]
Cant, became one with pavement. Too much street cred
#714 to #711 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
Aww, but if i proceed now, people will call me a *************** again...
User avatar #703 to #702 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
Nah, just get your cred up.

Yeah I have a sister, y?
#706 to #703 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
HMMM   
You close 2 her homie?
HMMM
You close 2 her homie?
User avatar #708 to #706 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
not really
#710 to #708 - tarabostes (04/08/2015) [-]
Don't worry brah i'll do that 4 ya, now what was her name??
Don't worry brah i'll do that 4 ya, now what was her name??
User avatar #689 to #681 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
topkek
User avatar #678 to #677 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
No idea who either of you are.

I'm ready for your mad
User avatar #680 to #678 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
-gives u mad-
User avatar #682 to #680 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
Why did you tell me to kill myself m8?
User avatar #688 to #682 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
You asked
User avatar #676 to #673 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
ty
#658 to #657 - Fiction (04/04/2015) [-]
Well you certainly aren't ugly, but what has you feeling down Emi?
Well you certainly aren't ugly, but what has you feeling down Emi?
User avatar #674 to #658 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
* MASSIVE FEDORA TIP *
User avatar #712 to #674 - Fiction (04/08/2015) [-]
Because it's fedora worthy to try to cheer up someone I have known for several years. right.
User avatar #679 to #674 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
aw **** david is here guys
#659 to #658 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
I am cos...   
I am...   
And... I feel unwanted and I'm a failure and and and...
I am cos...
I am...
And... I feel unwanted and I'm a failure and and and...
#660 to #659 - Fiction (04/04/2015) [-]
I can't change how you view yourself, but know that you actually are attractive. What makes you think you're unwanted and a failure?
I can't change how you view yourself, but know that you actually are attractive. What makes you think you're unwanted and a failure?
#661 to #660 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Cos I can't motivate myself to work and my body is ugly and I'm ugly and no one wants me around and everyone gets bored of me and yeah
Cos I can't motivate myself to work and my body is ugly and I'm ugly and no one wants me around and everyone gets bored of me and yeah
#662 to #661 - Fiction (04/04/2015) [-]
Work at the pace that makes you happy, that should be your motivation, and if you think your body is ugly, continue working to change it. I've said countless times you're attractive, I don't know how else to reinforce that point. Lastly, even if everyone does get bored of you, which they won't, know for sure I never will. Worst case scenario, you're still gonna have me around for a long time to pester you, annoy you, and make you feel awkward with my lewd remarks.
Work at the pace that makes you happy, that should be your motivation, and if you think your body is ugly, continue working to change it. I've said countless times you're attractive, I don't know how else to reinforce that point. Lastly, even if everyone does get bored of you, which they won't, know for sure I never will. Worst case scenario, you're still gonna have me around for a long time to pester you, annoy you, and make you feel awkward with my lewd remarks.
#663 to #662 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Thank you J   
&lt;3 I love you
Thank you J
<3 I love you
#664 to #663 - Fiction (04/04/2015) [-]
Luh u 2 bby
Luh u 2 bby
User avatar #665 to #664 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Jay in sort for anapchF it aAs embarrassing and I hope didn't dl much
User avatar #666 to #665 - Fiction (04/05/2015) [-]
.....what?
User avatar #667 to #666 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
'Jay I'm sorry for snapchat, it was embarrassing and I hope I didn't do much'
I feel a little sick this morning.
I didn't drink that much, a few jaeger bombs, but I got drunk very quickly for some reason..
User avatar #668 to #667 - Fiction (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, since snapchat deleted everything you said, it's just for me to know lol
User avatar #669 to #668 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
But ;-;
I didn't send anything weird right? I just remember you saying something about a certain thing I sent ;-;
User avatar #670 to #669 - Fiction (04/05/2015) [-]
Anything you sent got deleted by snapchat, so there is nothing to worry about :p
User avatar #671 to #670 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
but your eyes saw @-@
It wasn't bad, right? Answer me that pls
User avatar #672 to #671 - Fiction (04/05/2015) [-]
My eyes saw, yes, but my eyes see lots of things all of the time. But no, it was nothing TOO bad.
User avatar #675 to #672 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I LAH U
#716 to #675 - Fiction (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeees?
Yeeeeeeeeeeees?
#715 to #713 - womanexplain ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
J bby
J bby
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