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Date Signed Up:6/20/2014
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#90 - in what way? 06/28/2014 on So Long, and Thanks for All... 0
#44 - I don't understand how your story relates to them using peer p… 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - and don't forget that their church especially developed a peer…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#20 - dharkmoswen (06/28/2014) [-]
The pairs isn't a marketing scheme. I once saw a couple of the missionaries on bicycles and one of them totally bit the dirt after his front tire came loose. The other guy had him patched up and was on the phone with paramedics before I could get across the street. They take care of each other.
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#44 - wolverinez (06/28/2014) [-]
I don't understand how your story relates to them using peer pressure...

mormons are basically Scientology lite
#17 - robuntu (06/28/2014) [-]
Go in pairs isn't exactly an evil plot to peer pressure you.

Compare that to the holy wars or Christian ministries that go to 3rd world crapholes and give them food/medicine so long as they listen to the Christian teachings....

Look, I'm not saying Mormons are great. I'm not. I don't believe any of their crap, and I'm sure there are million silly things they believe in. But they do go around, door to door, trying to help. Misguided? Sure. But compared to all the other religions, it seems like they certainly aren't any worse.

Are they systematically protecting grown men who sexually abuse little boys? Are they forcing women to cover 90% of their bodies and be escorted by men? Are they speaking out against birth control? Comparatively, they seem pretty okay.
#15 - I engaged in a lenghty conversation with a pair and then I dec… 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#47 - so go and give him a blowjob  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#51 - dharkmoswen (06/28/2014) [-]
Well that just seemed a bit unnecessary....
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#58 - satrenkotheone (06/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like a good idea.
#88 - dharkmoswen (06/29/2014) [-]
Why does everyone want me to suck his dick!?
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#89 - satrenkotheone (06/29/2014) [-]
It's hot?
#90 - dharkmoswen (06/29/2014) [-]
Ah... Well you don't know if I'm a guy or girl...
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#91 - satrenkotheone (06/29/2014) [-]
And so? It's hot either way.
#92 - dharkmoswen (06/29/2014) [-]
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#93 - satrenkotheone (06/29/2014) [-]
Send nudes
#92 - noone cares. Shut up. I've been to Belgium and both … 06/28/2014 on Second Round Antics:... 0
#98 - seems pretty cool to muster up that 06/28/2014 on git gud sam 0
#34 - the same way Canada is not participating under the UK flag 06/28/2014 on England Expects 0
#86 - cool dad.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on git gud sam 0
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#94 - dehnoobshow (06/28/2014) [-]
Cool dad?
Cool fucking dad?
No. No! He didn't question why his daughter posted a picture of her in her bra, clearly showing off her cleavage. He just decided to be rude to this Sam fellow. Granted, a father protecting his daughter is good, but not doing anything about her posting that on a website that by simply knowing her full name we can find her and see the picture.
So no. He is not a cool dad.
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#98 - wolverinez (06/28/2014) [-]
seems pretty cool to muster up that
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#95 - shogg (06/28/2014) [-]
1) Thats a bikini, which for whatever reason is 100% less sexual than a bra

2) She's probably a fucking adult and the dad realizes she can make her own damn decisions

3) Blatantly posting "Nice boobs" is pretty much the dumbest and most embarrassing thing you can do, even if the picture is full of boobs, snd the dad was right to call him out on that and make him look like the beta fuckwad that he is.
#96 - dehnoobshow (06/28/2014) [-]
Fine, I'm going out with judgement.
I just believe the best way to solve problems is to never start them.
#138 - Sush, dear. It's laif 06/28/2014 on True Story 0
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