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wolverinebamf

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Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360, PS2, Xbox, Atari, Dreamcast, N64
Interests: Politics, funny shit, very funny shit
Date Signed Up:12/14/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:arizona
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#56 - I'm from Phoenix, and honestly, it's not so bad, at least it's… 06/29/2015 on Arizona 0
#23 - You ever try sleeping in a house with tons of windows? It's im… 06/26/2015 on Some Lucky Bastard Lives Here 0
#40 - Don't tell me who's good for me! I'm a strong independent man … 06/26/2015 on men +31
#19 - lemme know 06/15/2015 on Best Pastas 17-2/? 0
#77 - Not a ridiculous idea, I mean, there was a time fairly recentl… 05/29/2015 on Could this be Atlantis? 0
#291 - What happened? I read the books a few years back (right before…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on People are dumb 0
User avatar #431 - thesovereigngrave (05/22/2015) [-]
Sansa marries Ramsay Bolton since the girl who was the 'fake Sansa' was never in the show.
#113 - My girl is 63, I'm 55... Damn y tiny boobs. 05/07/2015 on How many camels for ur gf?... 0
#231 - Minimum wage didn't exist in 1936. 04/16/2015 on Ideas +1
#42 - live in Phoenix, AZ. Every summer I go to the slightly less ho…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Summer Vacation 0
#63 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
Sucks that the Butte has practically no water in it now, compared to years past anyway
#65 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
If you're into forest and woodsy nonsense, try going to Cloudcroft, NM. It has nice weather during the summer because it's at 9000ft, plenty of camping grounds around the main village, small population (though it does skyrocket during the summer because of all the tourists).
User avatar #44 - Zeigh (04/13/2015) [-]
Fucking 120 degree bullshit.
User avatar #200 - rhiaanor (04/13/2015) [-]
Yeah but theres no humidity
User avatar #267 - Zeigh (04/14/2015) [-]
At least if there were humidity the occasional puff of stagnant wind wouldn't blister the skin.
User avatar #280 - rhiaanor (04/14/2015) [-]
i've lived in missouri and arizona, heat > humidity

fuck that soggy bullshit, swamp ass for days
#83 - bagguhsleep (04/13/2015) [-]
We decided to go visit family living in Pheonix. I'd never been there before but I'd lived in CA my whole life so I was sure the heat wouldn't be a problem.

I began losing hope in life when I brought the window down so it'd get a little less hot and then feeling a gentle yet vehement blast of hot air. Like there was some ruler of the sky waiting for me to lower it so he'd spread his thunderous cheeks apart and deliver his beefy, odorless body heat to my window.
#41 - I also feel like I've seen her before. Is she famous? Do you l… 04/13/2015 on R,R,Bl,No,Yes,Medium 0

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User avatar #238 - linktheherooftime (01/03/2014) [-]
Were you actually able to suck your own dick, or were you just ******** ?
User avatar #239 to #238 - wolverinebamf (01/03/2014) [-]
I did it a few times, I can't do it anymore though.

I may have said this before, but id doesn't feel like you'd expect, it's like when you try to tickle yourself, it just doesn't work.
User avatar #231 to #230 - wolverinebamf (09/20/2013) [-]
What's this supposed to mean?

You believe it?
User avatar #232 to #231 - jingleforth (09/20/2013) [-]
I believe in BIgfoot, I'm just saying, the audio is creepy regardless.

And I'm bored, so yano.
User avatar #233 to #232 - wolverinebamf (09/20/2013) [-]
I think it is possible, who says we know of every species? It also seems weird to think that the homo family of animals would be limited to only humans.

I believe in bigfoot
User avatar #234 to #233 - jingleforth (09/20/2013) [-]
You said that the "homo" genus belongs only to humans...

Real or not, there was a lot more than just humans

Homo Neanderthalensis
Homo Erectus
Homo Habilis
Homo Ergaster

and a ton more.

I personally think that bigfoot is a gigantopithecus (google it.) that had potentially migrated and **** like that.

Maybe.
User avatar #235 to #234 - wolverinebamf (09/20/2013) [-]
I meant that human is the last of the genus. It seems weird they would just die out and we wouldn't.
User avatar #227 - jingleforth (09/15/2013) [-]
What are you on the Meyer Briggs personality spectrum?
#229 to #228 - jingleforth (09/15/2013) [-]
We're off by one letter.

Yay
#218 - jingleforth (09/13/2013) [-]
Say, you're a pretty cool dude.

Let's make a deal, if you're not some sort of Ted Bundy-esque ************ , aren't dead, aren't homeless, and are a cool dude. In 5 or so years, I'll pay for us to take a trip to anywhere of your choice. Alright?
User avatar #219 to #218 - wolverinebamf (09/13/2013) [-]
Sounds great, I'll bring cake.
User avatar #236 to #219 - jingleforth (12/27/2013) [-]
Still haven't forgotten.

Have you?
User avatar #237 to #236 - wolverinebamf (01/01/2014) [-]
Nope, I'm holding you to this, I won't make any promises about the Ted Bundy thing though.
#220 to #219 - jingleforth (09/13/2013) [-]
Alright, in 5 years or some **** , we'll go to a place of your choice.

And where would you like to go?
User avatar #221 to #220 - wolverinebamf (09/13/2013) [-]
New Zealand
User avatar #222 to #221 - jingleforth (09/13/2013) [-]
Nice!

Sounds good.

How long would you like to stay there?
User avatar #223 to #222 - wolverinebamf (09/13/2013) [-]
Maybe a month, depends on where I am in 5 years.
User avatar #224 to #223 - jingleforth (09/13/2013) [-]
Where do you live (Just gibe relative location)
User avatar #225 to #224 - wolverinebamf (09/13/2013) [-]
Arizona
#226 to #225 - jingleforth (09/13/2013) [-]
I live a couple states away, we'll have to figure some **** out.

Yeah, we can definitely stay a month or so.

As I said, this is like 5 years down the road, but it'll occur.
User avatar #205 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
If you could have a sentient, talking, human level intellect animal.

What would it be?
User avatar #206 to #205 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
A pre-existing animal? I would go with a cat or a snake, good for sneaking up on bitches.
User avatar #207 to #206 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
What do you be "pre-existing animal"?
User avatar #208 to #207 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
something that exists now. As in, no mythological creatures or anything.
User avatar #209 to #208 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
Considering the circumstances, you can choose mythological animals or something.

And I say this as a companion, a sentient, talking, human level intellectual animal.
User avatar #210 to #209 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would still go with a snake.
User avatar #211 to #210 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
This makes things even more difficult.

Alright, I'll try and make it work.

User avatar #212 to #211 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
Ha, sweet.
User avatar #213 to #212 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
Don't be surprised if i don't get it to work.

If that doesn't happen, what else?
User avatar #214 to #213 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
Monkey.
User avatar #215 to #214 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
What kind?
User avatar #216 to #215 - wolverinebamf (08/17/2013) [-]
Bonobo, don't ask why.
#217 to #216 - jingleforth (08/17/2013) [-]
This is going against my plans.

Fine, bonobo it is.

It'll ease it up too. Not that it matter considering I'm getting a raccoon.
User avatar #195 - jingleforth (08/03/2013) [-]
I offered to pay 2 guys $50k+ a year for free, they called me weird, unfriended me, and blocked me.

What'd I do?
User avatar #196 to #195 - wolverinebamf (08/03/2013) [-]
They were probably communist scum, keep trying.
User avatar #197 to #196 - jingleforth (08/03/2013) [-]
I'll just keep it, gotta get rich to become top of the game.

BTW, if you were an astronaut. What section would you want to work on?
User avatar #198 to #197 - wolverinebamf (08/03/2013) [-]
What do you mean what section?
User avatar #199 to #198 - jingleforth (08/03/2013) [-]
Like, if you were in astronaut in space, what would you want to do?
User avatar #200 to #199 - wolverinebamf (08/03/2013) [-]
Working on the ISS would be pretty awesome, I'm still not even graduated though. So before you send me to space, I'm going to wait until I have finished college.
User avatar #201 to #200 - jingleforth (08/03/2013) [-]
It's cool man, like I said, it'll be a while.

I'm going to be rich as **** , so I'll own some space **** of my own for the maximum laugh out louds.

Listen, strange question. Okay?

But which of these emotions would you say is the most dominant in you

Rage
Fear
Will
Love
Compassion
Hope
Greed
User avatar #202 to #201 - wolverinebamf (08/03/2013) [-]
I guess it would be hope.
User avatar #203 to #202 - jingleforth (08/03/2013) [-]
Okay, Hope it is.

This will be vital for our future arrangements.

Have a nice day, sir.
User avatar #204 to #203 - wolverinebamf (08/03/2013) [-]
you too.
User avatar #193 - jingleforth (07/25/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4701818/HEY+YOU+GUESS+WHAT/45#45

"The biggest devastation I have ever had was when I realized I am not good enough to be an astronaut. "

No worries, in a few decades, I swear I will find you, and I'll hook you up with that astronaut job.

You might be thinking "Psht, yeah right ***** ." but a few decades from now, while you're eating christmas dinner with your hooligan family. KNOCK KNOCK. Guess what ****** , you're now a ******* astronaut. And we would like for you to help us with so many space projects
User avatar #194 to #193 - wolverinebamf (07/25/2013) [-]
I'll be expecting you.
#185 - tjcomics (12/30/2012) [-]
I have no clue why, but I felt like recoloring some wallpapers you posted, so I decided to post them
#187 to #186 - tjcomics (12/30/2012) [-]
I also made the curves on this one more brought out so it'd seem like the star was more illuminated then a blue star :3
#189 to #187 - tjcomics (12/30/2012) [-]
didnt know which blue to make this one
User avatar #191 to #190 - tjcomics (12/30/2012) [-]
Whatever others you'd like me to do, please ask. I'd love to do any :3
I can change the color, brightness, brought-outness of the curves, etc.
User avatar #192 to #191 - wolverinebamf (12/30/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll look through my wallpapers and see if any need anything like this.
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User avatar #172 - alfrazzy (10/20/2012) [-]
I'm gonna stop now, i feel greedy ._.
Thank you!
May I ask why you're throwing it all out?
User avatar #173 to #172 - wolverinebamf (10/20/2012) [-]
because kim jong put all of the items on the item board, I don't want to get addicted and just stick to items all the time, I got most of these while browsing.
User avatar #174 to #173 - alfrazzy (10/20/2012) [-]
Fair enough, that makes sense. I hope they'll be useful soon..
#167 - cheekymilkshakes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #168 to #167 - wolverinebamf (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I had to decline a few, because I lost all the items they requested, in other trades.
User avatar #166 - alfrazzy (10/20/2012) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #171 to #166 - wolverinebamf (10/20/2012) [-]
no problem!
#183 to #79 - tormenttheweak (12/01/2012) [-]
here's a blue version
User avatar #51 - VashTheeStampede (04/08/2012) [-]
thumbed
#47 - demetzgermeister (04/08/2012) [-]
you mad?

ofc you are.
User avatar #49 to #47 - wolverinebamf (04/08/2012) [-]
so angry! How dare you?!
User avatar #46 - jofj (04/08/2012) [-]
NO
User avatar #43 - wolverinebamf (04/02/2012) [-]
and then you realize I was in on the bruno thing the entire time. Check out date and time of this comment.
#38 - bobJML (03/25/2012) [-]
TH­UMBS UP FOR THE NEW TROLL FACE!!!1!
User avatar #39 to #38 - wolverinebamf (03/25/2012) [-]
I knew it would come in handy some day.
User avatar #34 - sealofapproval (03/24/2012) [-]
hey ****** why is your profile picture faggot face?
User avatar #35 to #34 - wolverinebamf (03/24/2012) [-]
because it works, people see it and get mad, I once got banned from 4chins for using it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - sealofapproval (03/24/2012) [-]
looking back at the **** storm it began i realize that the op for that pic is genius
trolling truly is a art
User avatar #37 to #36 - wolverinebamf (03/24/2012) [-]
precisely.
#20 - cookingfragsyum (03/17/2012) [-]
****** , whatcha gonna do?
#19 - anon (03/17/2012) [-]
**** man, I can tell by your style you're a ******
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