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#22993 - so anybody want to tell me to the plot, if there is a plot of …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#23011 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/17/2014) [-]
i couldnt read your comment til the reponses cleared up what you were saying.

teeth is more a cult movie. idk if you will really love it. it has a coherent plot. i just dont know if you will really enjoy it. depends on you. its like that movie tamara
User avatar #23006 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's not really a good movie to be honest. It relies on shock factor of bitten off penis's to push the story along.
User avatar #22994 - veggiebuals (06/16/2014) [-]
From what I've gathered, it's about a girl who has teeth in her vajay-jay. She uses this to bite the dicks off of all the guys who have wronged her or some shit.

...So there's kind of a plot... I guess. It's fucking weird.
#967684 - it's not just not being able to play as a female, After asked … 06/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#967650 - so ubisoft really ****** themselves on the whole …  [+] (20 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #967685 - youngneil (06/14/2014) [-]
I think that the game is still going to sell really well. They probably didn't lose too many potential buyers.
User avatar #967668 - leobaloy (06/14/2014) [-]
The thing that makes me laugh about femnazis the most, is that they care more about representation of women in useless shit, like video games.

Where they're nowhere near as vocal when it comes to women in politics I'm not saying they're not vocal at all about this, but it seems like every other day SJW are trying to find shit in video games that they could push to be offensive
User avatar #967665 - SirSheepy (06/14/2014) [-]
Because, as we know, 99% of the people who play AC are bitching feminists and won't get this one because the protagonist isn't female, right?
User avatar #967660 - volero (06/14/2014) [-]
If I can't make my assassin a 300 pound bald headed woman with exactly 28 piercings, I will boycott the game.
User avatar #967657 - squalllionhart (06/14/2014) [-]
if people want to let something as small as that ruin the game for them then that's their problem
i'll sit here and enjoy the game while they all keep bitching
User avatar #967658 - desacabose (06/14/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #967684 - wolfmango (06/14/2014) [-]
it's not just not being able to play as a female, After asked why Ubisoft they didn't put any female assassins in because it was too much work so now people pissed
User avatar #967664 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
You can't play femals Assassins in AC Unity in mp, now femnazis are bitching.
User avatar #967655 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
hurrdurr feminism.

If this goes on every game will get either female mcs or character customization and then you should be able to make characters in all shapes and sizes and bla bla bla

User avatar #967661 - gabek (06/14/2014) [-]
I've always kind of wanted to see a female mc in a GTA.
User avatar #967662 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't want to be a bitch
User avatar #967666 - alexanderburns (06/14/2014) [-]
too late fgt
#967670 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #967683 - alexanderburns (06/14/2014) [-]
this is the biggest forgery ive seen since that one big forgery that one time
User avatar #968588 - forgery (06/15/2014) [-]
Iunno man im pretty damn big.
User avatar #967688 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
totally legit
User avatar #967692 - alexanderburns (06/14/2014) [-]
A blind girl could see through your lies
User avatar #967693 - awesomedewd (06/14/2014) [-]
Good thing I know no blind girl.
User avatar #967663 - gabek (06/14/2014) [-]
Point taken.
User avatar #967651 - sannukas (06/14/2014) [-]
Not really, it's just feminazis bitching over it and media blowing it out of proportion.
#30 - my only question is how many injuries yao would get during sex  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Two bananas, one hamster +4
#38 - xcoreyx (06/14/2014) [-]
All of them.
#32 - isn't that kim jong ill's son?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on makes sense 0
User avatar #102 - kimjongnam (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes, older brother of DJ Admin.
#41 - just run around him a bunch until he gets dizzy 06/14/2014 on 7ft man shops as Uruk-Hai +2
#965600 - it's e3 that does it 06/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#964732 - they should bring back mewtwo 06/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#63 - I know the shark was probablly eaten by another shark or somet…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Stairway to heaven comp#3 0
#66 - deadlyambitions (06/11/2014) [-]
or giant squid
#106 - holy **** though Aisha Tyler is annoying 06/11/2014 on Annual fight to the death. 0
#961708 - holy crap people on e3 chatrooms are some of the most cynical … 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#961258 - k thanks hopefully there will be more than that in mgs 5 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#961254 - anything else?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #961284 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Mother Base under attack by XOF
They leave Mother Base in a helicopter with Miller
Paz says she has another bomb inside her, jumps out of helicopter
She blows up
Another helicopter is about to crash into Big Boss' helicopter
fin
User avatar #961315 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
You forgot the fiddles
User avatar #961255 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Not that i remember, i think it ends there.
User avatar #961258 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
k thanks hopefully there will be more than that in mgs 5
#961248 - after that?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #961252 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
The Base from Peace Walker is destroyed by the baddies or was that before? i can't remember.
User avatar #961256 - danield (06/10/2014) [-]
>baddies

big boss sympathiser pls
User avatar #961257 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
They're evil from Big Boss' point of view.
User avatar #961254 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
anything else?
User avatar #961284 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Mother Base under attack by XOF
They leave Mother Base in a helicopter with Miller
Paz says she has another bomb inside her, jumps out of helicopter
She blows up
Another helicopter is about to crash into Big Boss' helicopter
fin
User avatar #961315 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
You forgot the fiddles
User avatar #961255 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Not that i remember, i think it ends there.
User avatar #961258 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
k thanks hopefully there will be more than that in mgs 5
#961244 - i thought snake removed the bomb from her  [+] (16 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #961245 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
She had another one in her head.
User avatar #961267 - desacabose (06/10/2014) [-]
It's in her womb
get cuz rape analogy guise
User avatar #961270 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Slut.
User avatar #961259 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
It was actually in her vagina or anus
User avatar #961260 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
You sure? she kept saying her head hurt.
User avatar #961263 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Skull Face hid the bomb in a place "they'd never think to look"
Also if it was in her head there'd be a big scar, and there's not really anywhere you can hide a bomb in the head.
The fact that she was tortured and raped might contribute to her headache
User avatar #961264 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Slut.
User avatar #961248 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
after that?
User avatar #961252 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
The Base from Peace Walker is destroyed by the baddies or was that before? i can't remember.
User avatar #961256 - danield (06/10/2014) [-]
>baddies

big boss sympathiser pls
User avatar #961257 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
They're evil from Big Boss' point of view.
User avatar #961254 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
anything else?
User avatar #961284 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Mother Base under attack by XOF
They leave Mother Base in a helicopter with Miller
Paz says she has another bomb inside her, jumps out of helicopter
She blows up
Another helicopter is about to crash into Big Boss' helicopter
fin
User avatar #961315 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
You forgot the fiddles
User avatar #961255 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Not that i remember, i think it ends there.
User avatar #961258 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
k thanks hopefully there will be more than that in mgs 5
#961236 - so i know ground zero is the prequel for mgs 5. but i don't wa…  [+] (27 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #961271 - giinthir (06/10/2014) [-]
Okay first of, it's not an hour long, it's at least 5. Games can be speed run, big deal. The game is roughly two missions long. And for the price is costs, it's worth it. There is absolutely more than enough there to constitute a purchase.
User avatar #961240 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
She blows up.
#961369 - hirollin (06/10/2014) [-]
not using spoiler tags
come on, man.
User avatar #961375 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm lazy.
User avatar #961379 - hirollin (06/10/2014) [-]
well thanks for spoiling the results of the only character i gave a shit about. now i have absolutely zero reason to play the game. dick.
User avatar #961381 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
You're welcome, glad i could be of help.
#961383 - hirollin (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #961386 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
She was a double agent anyway, she's betrayed snake, the slut.
User avatar #961396 - hirollin (06/10/2014) [-]
not a justification for spoiling her fucking storyline.
User avatar #961398 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Tough break.
User avatar #961244 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
i thought snake removed the bomb from her
User avatar #961245 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
She had another one in her head.
User avatar #961267 - desacabose (06/10/2014) [-]
It's in her womb
get cuz rape analogy guise
User avatar #961270 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Slut.
User avatar #961259 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
It was actually in her vagina or anus
User avatar #961260 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
You sure? she kept saying her head hurt.
User avatar #961263 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Skull Face hid the bomb in a place "they'd never think to look"
Also if it was in her head there'd be a big scar, and there's not really anywhere you can hide a bomb in the head.
The fact that she was tortured and raped might contribute to her headache
User avatar #961264 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Slut.
User avatar #961248 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
after that?
User avatar #961252 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
The Base from Peace Walker is destroyed by the baddies or was that before? i can't remember.
User avatar #961256 - danield (06/10/2014) [-]
>baddies

big boss sympathiser pls
User avatar #961257 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
They're evil from Big Boss' point of view.
User avatar #961254 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
anything else?
User avatar #961284 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Mother Base under attack by XOF
They leave Mother Base in a helicopter with Miller
Paz says she has another bomb inside her, jumps out of helicopter
She blows up
Another helicopter is about to crash into Big Boss' helicopter
fin
User avatar #961315 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
You forgot the fiddles
User avatar #961255 - yeorgh (06/10/2014) [-]
Not that i remember, i think it ends there.
User avatar #961258 - wolfmango (06/10/2014) [-]
k thanks hopefully there will be more than that in mgs 5
#960996 - aisha tyler pisses me off so much  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #961005 - maddboiy (06/10/2014) [-]
i didn't think she was as annoying as last year
#959222 - is there any place to watch what is going on in e3? any websit…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #959240 - burningdash (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #959226 - imnotkickthecat (06/10/2014) [-]
yea
#131 - The dude is extremlly lucky? I remember reading about this dud… 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#565 - that ending where he is in shock from everything is in m… 06/06/2014 on i hope this is a joke +1
#188 - send help  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +8
#200 - flixoe (06/06/2014) [-]
But he's black...
#122 - yup realized that after i posted it 06/05/2014 on The average 9gag user irl 0
#86 - the ending screech is what i imagine fats mcgee sounded like  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on The average 9gag user irl +1
User avatar #121 - deviousdanish (06/05/2014) [-]
I don't remember Fats screeching, I only remember Neil.
User avatar #122 - wolfmango (06/05/2014) [-]
yup realized that after i posted it
#43 - what the **** is up with the girl's lips in the back 06/02/2014 on Anon & porn. +13
#19 - well this ad certainly speaks for itself 05/30/2014 on Best ad ever 0
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