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woddy

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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
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#1 - today is my birthday .... nobody recognized it until i told th…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Celebrate 0
#16 - anonexplains (11/13/2013) [-]
#15 - anonexplains (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - garfvader (11/12/2013) [-]
Well woddy, happy birthday!
User avatar #3 - woddy (11/12/2013) [-]
YAY she just send " im on my way " whelp fuck everything time to get the happy face on
User avatar #4 - garfvader (11/12/2013) [-]
Going out on a whim here but English isn't your first language is it?
User avatar #7 - woddy (11/12/2013) [-]
nope german she send me "bin unterwegs " but nobody would understand
User avatar #12 - garfvader (11/12/2013) [-]
I took german frence and spanish for 3 years
ich bin is I am and utterweg is something to do with movement
she is coming to you
or as it may be read
i am coming
User avatar #9 - killthebilly (11/12/2013) [-]
i would.

Danishfag here. Had french in school, but i understand more german than french..
#1 - INB4 FLAG 11/08/2013 on Made Dirty 0
#1 - Comment deleted 11/06/2013 on Just takin' a shit on campus +2
#98 - Lok'Thar  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on I've heard of you and your... +1
User avatar #129 - odioomnes (11/03/2013) [-]
Can YOU smell what Lok'Tar is cookin'?
#18 - am i the only one that is shocked about the fact that they all… 11/03/2013 on dem black chicks +7
#1 - a tick full of blood i would gues  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2013 on You see this? +2
User avatar #3 - spookyghostparty (10/31/2013) [-]
I think the tick is being injected with some chemical - it isn't just inflating, there's some sort of reaction going on here.
#4 - invadingaliens (10/31/2013) [-]
Hydrogen Peroxide if I'm not mistaken.
#6 - deansmachine (11/01/2013) [-]
you are not
User avatar #2 - dumbassvtwo (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#4 - Hab LRS :/ dafür hochbegabt in Mathe und Logischem Denken haha 10/30/2013 on Math - The path of Evolution -6
#1 - things we do in math ( actualy pretty easy)  [+] (20 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Math - The path of Evolution -34
#39 - JHDog (10/31/2013) [-]
That's cute


try doing analysis (basically all proofs)
User avatar #41 - nimblewalrus (10/31/2013) [-]
Y U NO QED?
#42 - JHDog (10/31/2013) [-]
we weren't really taught to do that, but this is only an introductory analysis class so we might learn sooner or later
User avatar #38 - ericbeagles (10/31/2013) [-]
You need to improve your penmanship
User avatar #32 - fuckmymen (10/31/2013) [-]
that's actually basic stuff. you haven't seen hell yet
#31 - fcrocker (10/31/2013) [-]
All these faggots thinking they're some sort of genius cause they can do basic Calculus. I'm learning A-level (High School) Maths too, no need to be a bitch about it
#25 - MasterManiac (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh that's cute. Basic differentiation? Come back when you understand Galois Theory and we can talk.
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#23 - lemleet (10/31/2013) [-]
es gibt tatsächlich noch leute in deutschland, die nicht druckbuchstaben verwenden...
#18 - CaptainPugwash (10/31/2013) [-]
Calm down, man!
User avatar #27 - godshandshake (10/31/2013) [-]
Integration is the shiz, so fucking enjoyable when you do a whole page worth of work and you didn't make a stupid little mistake somewhere
User avatar #15 - haroldsaxon (10/31/2013) [-]
No shit
User avatar #11 - laky (10/31/2013) [-]
i could maybe get to line 2
#10 - obxgamer (10/31/2013) [-]
As an ex-engineering major, i can confirm that it is actually pretty easy.
User avatar #8 - adu (10/31/2013) [-]
Fuck differentiation
#5 - flixoe (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - irrelevantcitizen (10/30/2013) [-]
"exestieren" Dann solltest du in Deutsch um so besser aufpassen...
User avatar #13 - pinkiedash (10/31/2013) [-]
*umso
User avatar #4 - woddy (10/30/2013) [-]
Hab LRS :/ dafür hochbegabt in Mathe und Logischem Denken haha
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll (10/30/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm learning that shit right now, too.
#17 - Looks like he spend some time in the....gym 10/29/2013 on Alpha as fuck +13
#16 - Comment deleted 10/29/2013 on Alpha as fuck 0
#26 - His face is stronger than Super Repel 10/27/2013 on He was going to need "Protect" +2
#75 - Think* 10/27/2013 on il drink to that 0
#74 - >Emo was hated to the point where people got killed for bei…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on il drink to that +1
User avatar #75 - woddy (10/27/2013) [-]
Think*
#2 - would say 2 gets more accelaration but less way ....3 has a li… 10/26/2013 on which car enters first? +1
#4 - because the Microwave will mostlikely catch fire if you …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Life Hacks +2
User avatar #6 - astraea (10/25/2013) [-]
no man, we do this every time we eat ice cream
also like 90% of microwaves have a defrost option
nooblet
#23 - flybager (10/26/2013) [-]
Mentally challenged?
User avatar #40 - astraea (10/26/2013) [-]
it works m8
#44 - flybager (10/26/2013) [-]
#46 - what if it means 0 out of 0 or 0 devided by 0? 10/24/2013 on cant unsee 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/23/2013 on Math City 0
#98 - even good will hunting would be better than my ******* … 10/21/2013 on well..mine is world war z... +1
#214 - oh gawhd as a small child he scared the **** out … 10/20/2013 on He scared me! +1
#1 - Where Metal Gear REALY started..  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Games through the years +40
User avatar #31 - theincrediblegoose (10/19/2013) [-]
Well it does say Metal Gear SOLID. So it's not wrong.
User avatar #23 - indecisivejew (10/19/2013) [-]
Metal Gear 1 and 2 are really fucking good. I was actually blown away when I tried them, because I just assumed that since no one talks about them any more that they weren't very good, but boy was I wrong. I actually like them more than Portable Ops and MGS4. I wish they would get more love.
User avatar #7 - breaken (10/18/2013) [-]
I still have that.
#57 - 21 10/18/2013 on woddy's profile 0
#4 - it's actualy not that hard ... i get an erection very VERY eas…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Superhero Sex moves -45
#95 - missions (10/18/2013) [-]
>not hard
>Get an erection very easy

I think there's a flaw in your logic sir!
User avatar #49 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
people are just jelly
#68 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
or he misspelled The invisible woman
User avatar #69 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
ohi
#71 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
hiem
User avatar #72 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
sups
#73 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
nothing and you?
#130 - anonexplains (10/20/2013) [-]
walhor what you accomplish? seems i did accomplish when you stop post anything lately also giving red thumbs to me it's like bullet vs tank
#133 - anonexplains (10/27/2013) [-]
Keep thinking that you butthurt brony fag <3
User avatar #76 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
about to bed

beginning to get into feels
#9 - retepraamrod (10/17/2013) [-]
I thought your first comment was a joke. You should have left it at that.
#6 - habanaro (10/17/2013) [-]
#2 - I almost everytime do the wolverin  [+] (26 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Superhero Sex moves -254
#120 - therealsupanova (10/18/2013) [-]
...the invisible wolverine?
#104 - tamnguyen (10/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #92 - eivindor (10/18/2013) [-]
sounds more like you finished 35 minutes ago
User avatar #82 - knifingninjakat (10/18/2013) [-]
*invisible woman
User avatar #85 - dsgbiohazard (10/18/2013) [-]
So fauny, original comment.
#42 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
Dat sentence structure!!!
#48 - wobblewub (10/18/2013) [-]
#25 - CXJokerXD (10/18/2013) [-]
It's pronounced "the invisible woman"
#11 - firesky (10/17/2013) [-]
With the invisible woman?
User avatar #10 - infinitereaper (10/17/2013) [-]
In all fairness libido can easily be influenced by breathing and simple control, stamina isn't so hard to pull of either. But this is the internet, not only that, this is FJ. No one cares if you do the wolvereeny-deeny or the aquaman.
#3 - robbyarcane (10/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - HarvietheDinkle (10/17/2013) [-]
i kind of like Rodney Dangerfield but Caddyshack sucked balls
#17 - anonexplains (10/17/2013) [-]
This face is freaking me out, good god!
User avatar #4 - woddy (10/17/2013) [-]
it's actualy not that hard ... i get an erection very VERY easy...
after you finish you just stay hard or get soft just go down on her vor like a minute and you're hard again and good to go
#95 - missions (10/18/2013) [-]
>not hard
>Get an erection very easy

I think there's a flaw in your logic sir!
User avatar #49 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
people are just jelly
#68 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
or he misspelled The invisible woman
User avatar #69 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
ohi
#71 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
hiem
User avatar #72 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
sups
#73 - rihardololz (10/18/2013) [-]
nothing and you?
#130 - anonexplains (10/20/2013) [-]
walhor what you accomplish? seems i did accomplish when you stop post anything lately also giving red thumbs to me it's like bullet vs tank
#133 - anonexplains (10/27/2013) [-]
Keep thinking that you butthurt brony fag <3
User avatar #76 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
about to bed

beginning to get into feels
#9 - retepraamrod (10/17/2013) [-]
I thought your first comment was a joke. You should have left it at that.
#6 - habanaro (10/17/2013) [-]
#1 - dat bitch :F 10/16/2013 on Look closely 0
#1 - go make me a sandwich 10/11/2013 on Fucking Illuminati man.. 0

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User avatar #58 - angelooo (07/18/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, why are people giving you crap on the comments below?
#56 - anonexplains (10/18/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - woddy (10/18/2013) [-]
21
#53 - anonexplains (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you die in your sleep
#48 - ryanfitzy (12/24/2012) [-]
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat 						****					 and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat **** and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
User avatar #49 to #48 - woddy (12/24/2012) [-]
as already said i dont give a **** about thumbs and again very mature *******
#52 to #49 - xalko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #49 - anonexplains (08/07/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself admin, hope you get cancer as well.
#31 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
LOL, you actually went to my profile to thumb down all my **** . Dude, get a goddamn life..Here take this, obviously you're out.
User avatar #32 to #31 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
just nothing to do and since i hate ppl like you i do such things
User avatar #33 to #32 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
How about you just ******* kill yourself and do us all a favor, if you got nothing to do.
User avatar #34 to #33 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
nah rather search for bitches like you and do someting like that :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol, sad you have no friends to hang out with instead. ******* sad. So have fun if it gives you joy bitchtits.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because i like to hang around with friends at 3:49 am
User avatar #37 to #36 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
If you weren't such a ******* loser. Ya probly.
User avatar #38 to #37 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
wow mean words.... i will probably just go an cry now because some hypcrit asshole on the internet called me loser :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Just cut out the middle man, and hang yourself you sack of **** .
#40 to #39 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
oh man dude pls stop that is rly hurting my feelings and i thought ******* your mom would bring us closer together
User avatar #41 to #40 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
I see your jokes are on the middle school level. I cease to comment on this, proves you're a ******* nobody. Have a good 1.
User avatar #42 to #41 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because telling some one to kill him self is way mature
#47 to #42 - anonexplains (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#46 to #42 - anonexplains (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#45 to #42 - anonexplains (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#44 to #42 - anonexplains (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#43 to #42 - anonexplains (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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