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woddy

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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
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Comment Ranking:#34169
Highest Content Rank:#2143
Highest Comment Rank:#2958
Content Thumbs: 4888 total,  6335 ,  1447
Comment Thumbs: 2782 total,  6044 ,  3262
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:268098
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1764
FJ Points:7356
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latest user's comments

#3 - Imagin you foot broken or even detached and now beeing stucked… 04/27/2014 on Wall is very stronk 0
#129 - Wohnst du auch in Bremen?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Pass along 0
#131 - qrazz (05/26/2014) [-]
jou
#34 - Bremen Master race  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Pass along +1
#59 - qrazz (04/25/2014) [-]
thats right
User avatar #129 - woddy (04/26/2014) [-]
Wohnst du auch in Bremen?
#131 - qrazz (05/26/2014) [-]
jou
#74 - Wasn't funnyjunk given to an other admin? i think i remeber th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on another fj screenshot 0
User avatar #91 - lotengo (04/23/2014) [-]
The current admin sais he has to fill up everything with ads and beg for donations to keep the site up, he doenst want to let it go because he owned it for 15 years.
so he lied.
User avatar #90 - mohne (04/23/2014) [-]
Admin claimed to have handed over fj to a faggot named TheDesigner
But the real Admin never left the site, he was TheDesigner all along
well played admin, well played
#47 - November Pork filet with spaghethis and Ketchup 04/05/2014 on Alrite, FJ... 0
#1878 - ain't even mad 04/03/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ 0
#77 - "MAKE ME PROUD MY SON!" 03/31/2014 on (Sound of minds exploding) +28
#2 - Slipknot did it first  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Thats quite cool -6
User avatar #5 - mrwalkerfour (03/20/2014) [-]
you retard
User avatar #3 - midnighteyes (03/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Tommy Lee from Motley Crue did this WAY before Slipknot
User avatar #9 - deftonesjunkie (03/20/2014) [-]
i think hes getting too old for it now, i saw him a few years ago and they didnt do a big drum solo, bitchin pyro tech though
#14 - wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Sup gaylords? 0
#15 - slentard (03/17/2014) [-]
Sorry dude. I misspelled Woody. Sorry for the inconvenience
#59 - "fat and white" .... "german is more fitting&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on german tourist 0
User avatar #61 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Plus, he's got that sort've Germany-looking mustachio going on.
User avatar #60 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
English, m8.
#57 - germans? are you kidding me? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHINIES TOURIST?!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on german tourist +1
User avatar #58 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Don't hate the informer - hate the joke haha.
I also thought that "Chinese tourist" would have been better, but he's fat and white, so German is more fitting I suppose
User avatar #59 - woddy (02/25/2014) [-]
"fat and white" .... "german is more fitting"... let me gues you're an american?
User avatar #61 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Plus, he's got that sort've Germany-looking mustachio going on.
User avatar #60 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
English, m8.
#182 - When did germany drop atomic bombs? (i know we did some **… 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry 0
#97 - My MS-Paint Skills! 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry +7
#95 - Fixxed it  [+] (15 new replies) 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry +74
#149 - Ken M (02/09/2014) [-]
It's always funny to see citizens from the only country in the world to drop atomic bombs on civilians to criticize another's country war habits.
User avatar #182 - woddy (02/09/2014) [-]
When did germany drop atomic bombs? (i know we did some shit too but just wanted to make clear im german and not american)
User avatar #128 - biggydy (02/09/2014) [-]
Oh wow, a joke about France surrendering? ha ha ha, that's soooo funny, i've never heard that one before, never ever in my entire life...
#150 - Ken M (02/09/2014) [-]
What did you expect, american are retards.
User avatar #192 - mephistesulfurion (02/11/2014) [-]
"AMERICA BIG BADASS, FRANCE IS PUSSY HRUHRURUR"
That's basically every single time American mentions France.
#155 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
10/10 fanny jok, plz tel agin
#158 - Ken M (02/09/2014) [-]
It's not a joke, just facts. With over 60% creationists and the worst performing students in the industrialized world, it is a demonstrable fact that americans are retards, and these kind of posts (including yours) just provide more evidence.
#159 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
Are you even trying anymore?
0/10
try harder, I'm European, I don't give two shits or a giggle
#160 - Ken M (02/09/2014) [-]
Ashamed to say you're from the US now? That's probably the smartest you've been all your life.
#163 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
keep trying, your rage only fuels my erection
#164 - Ken M (02/09/2014) [-]
Said the butthurt american
#166 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
#143 - fistmyass (02/09/2014) [-]
Shutup, jokes about france are hilarious.
#101 - thebigcountry (02/09/2014) [-]
#97 - woddy (02/09/2014) [-]
My MS-Paint Skills!
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on osama bin... +5
#2 - paintskillz Comment deleted by woddy
#2 - HB is my home town x)) 01/01/2014 on kurwastyle 0
#127 - "It's time to go to heaven my Child" "… 12/31/2013 on Hur man lagar en makalös... +2
#125 - "But we blew it"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Hur man lagar en makalös... +2
User avatar #126 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
Thanks, Jupiter!

...Jesus.
User avatar #127 - woddy (12/31/2013) [-]
"It's time to go to heaven my Child"

"hey ...eey...ew stop it "


" Fuck this"
#8 - TF2 and GTA V 12/30/2013 on Two stupid games +3
#47 - i miss electricretard 12/27/2013 on Video Game Medics +5
#1 - L4D2 34U.... wow.... 12/25/2013 on Free L4D2 +1
#16 - wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on this is the best thing ever 0
User avatar #17 - hergle (12/24/2013) [-]
i gees it is woddy den lol!!!! xD
#1 - WE DEMAND .50 KALIBER !!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on DEMAND A PLAN!!!1!! +5
#3 - allcontent (12/22/2013) [-]
Big as the average human thumb, 7$ per round, and can literally cut multiple people in half with one round.
#5 - Ken M (12/22/2013) [-]
party pooper here. to 'cut someone in half', you'd have to be using hollowpoints, which would explode in the first person's torso and leave the rest unharmed.
it still wouldn't even likely separate them in two, there would likely be a good few inches of flesh on each side of the body and the spine holding them together
to blow them in half, think like 30mm cannon or anti tank cannons
#30 - Why is there no Spiderman thread here? Obv… 12/21/2013 on Hakuna matata +1
#1 - what pet is " They never loved you, told you that you whe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Your Parents Love Based on... 0
#2 - dragx (12/21/2013) [-]
Nothing.
They didn't get you a pet so they could do all the beating themselves.
User avatar #10 - snusmumrikken (12/22/2013) [-]
My pet gave me parents, what does that mean?

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User avatar #58 - angelooo (07/18/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, why are people giving you crap on the comments below?
#56 - Ken M (10/18/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - woddy (10/18/2013) [-]
21
#53 - Ken M (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you die in your sleep
#48 - ryanfitzy (12/24/2012) [-]
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat 			****		 and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat **** and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
User avatar #49 to #48 - woddy (12/24/2012) [-]
as already said i dont give a **** about thumbs and again very mature *******
#52 to #49 - xalko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #49 - Ken M (08/07/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself admin, hope you get cancer as well.
#31 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
LOL, you actually went to my profile to thumb down all my **** . Dude, get a goddamn life..Here take this, obviously you're out.
User avatar #32 to #31 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
just nothing to do and since i hate ppl like you i do such things
User avatar #33 to #32 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
How about you just ******* kill yourself and do us all a favor, if you got nothing to do.
User avatar #34 to #33 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
nah rather search for bitches like you and do someting like that :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol, sad you have no friends to hang out with instead. ******* sad. So have fun if it gives you joy bitchtits.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because i like to hang around with friends at 3:49 am
User avatar #37 to #36 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
If you weren't such a ******* loser. Ya probly.
User avatar #38 to #37 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
wow mean words.... i will probably just go an cry now because some hypcrit asshole on the internet called me loser :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Just cut out the middle man, and hang yourself you sack of **** .
#40 to #39 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
oh man dude pls stop that is rly hurting my feelings and i thought ******* your mom would bring us closer together
User avatar #41 to #40 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
I see your jokes are on the middle school level. I cease to comment on this, proves you're a ******* nobody. Have a good 1.
User avatar #42 to #41 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because telling some one to kill him self is way mature
#47 to #42 - Ken M (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#46 to #42 - Ken M (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#45 to #42 - Ken M (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#44 to #42 - Ken M (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#43 to #42 - Ken M (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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