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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
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Content Ranking:#7036
Comment Ranking:#9364
Highest Content Rank:#2143
Highest Comment Rank:#2958
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#614 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#619 - woddy (05/30/2014) [-]
I also lift all mighty leader!
#26 - So much yes !!!! 05/27/2014 on running in a dream 0
#4 - I'm german and i can aprove that message 05/26/2014 on Fun with Rosetta Stone +4
#6 - Nah it' ain't that big but if your interessted in a fun night call me 05/22/2014 on They took a pic 0
#14 - >INB4 yeah i know the pic 05/20/2014 on Dad joke 0
#13 - I'm 20 now so i can get my own McDonalds biaaatch  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Dad joke 0
User avatar #15 - awesomedoge (05/20/2014) [-]
you can't, there's a snake in your boot
#2 - my dad never played with me.... he just came home pisse as dru…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Dad joke +17
User avatar #17 - zomitlu (05/20/2014) [-]
Call the cops

Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
User avatar #12 - awesomedoge (05/20/2014) [-]
No McDonalds for you then.
User avatar #14 - woddy (05/20/2014) [-]
>INB4 yeah i know the pic
User avatar #13 - woddy (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm 20 now so i can get my own McDonalds biaaatch
User avatar #15 - awesomedoge (05/20/2014) [-]
you can't, there's a snake in your boot
User avatar #11 - thechildmolester (05/20/2014) [-]
hahahhahahaha fag
#9 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Well, you'll be 100 times better than that so dont worry about it.
Just try to aim a lot higher
User avatar #10 - yourfutureson (05/20/2014) [-]
Wait did you say 'get off'?
#7 - karnovski (05/20/2014) [-]
My dad's just drinking. Once my mom got out of town for a week to my grandma's funeral so he's been drinking all day long. I felt so lonely so i started to make music. 5 years since then (i was 19), 6 web releases, 1 release in Japan on CD. Worth it.
#6 - hurzg (05/20/2014) [-]
It's like French. 'L'homme pisse as drunk'
#5 - berentzen (05/20/2014) [-]
#8 - JackThePornKing (05/20/2014) [-]
did someone say anarchy?
#16 - The x behind the 11 just falls away becaue it's f'(x) you know… 05/14/2014 on He likes to make things... +1
#1 - 25$  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on He likes to make things... +4
#7 - notfanciful (05/14/2014) [-]
I got 5
User avatar #9 - couriersix (05/14/2014) [-]
woddy's right it's 25
#13 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm getting 3..
81 - 27 - 2*9 - 11*3 = 3

I believe woddy just forgot to multiply the 11 by x in the last part, as 81 - 27 - 2*9 - 11 = 25
User avatar #16 - woddy (05/14/2014) [-]
The x behind the 11 just falls away becaue it's f'(x) you know?

a*n*x ^n-1

and just x is the same as x^1 wich would be x^0 in f'(x) and that means it's not existence
#8 - **woddy rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Coke + Chlorine +43
#44 - briggsil (05/09/2014) [-]
BRIAN COX
User avatar #50 - anticitezenone (05/09/2014) [-]
oh god i heard his voice saying "HAD-ron collider"
#45 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
The universe is full of staarsss.

*roll picture*
#7 - Comment deleted 05/08/2014 on Coke + Chlorine 0
#2 - so... why is that chlorine so dark and fluid?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Coke + Chlorine +228
#58 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
It's not like chlorine in swimming pools. Soda ash is put in that to cancel out acidity.

Real chlorine is extremely acidic and very, very dangerous in both gas and liquid form.
User avatar #92 - baaltomekk (05/09/2014) [-]
I think you missed the joke
#52 - kimilsung (05/09/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** What you did there, i see it.
#51 - kimilsung has deleted their comment.
#40 - ktbmnf (05/09/2014) [-]
#3 - fuckoatmeal (05/08/2014) [-]
**fuckoatmeal rolled image** at first I thought you were retarded....then I seen what you did there!
#104 - northway (05/09/2014) [-]
**northway rolled image** please explain, I'm retarded
User avatar #106 - fuckoatmeal (05/09/2014) [-]
he said the chlorine is cocaine and the coke is a strange dark liquid chlorine
User avatar #108 - northway (05/09/2014) [-]
Is it a reference to something or.....
Now I really feel like a retard
#109 - fuckoatmeal (05/09/2014) [-]
**fuckoatmeal rolled image** well you should...lol no it isn't a reference to anything. he was confused because he mistook the chlorine (white powder) as cocaine or coke, and the coke as a weird form of chlorine.
#111 - northway (05/09/2014) [-]
**northway rolled image** OH OH, I got it!
Is just your first comment make me think that it isn't something that simple.
#8 - woddy (05/08/2014) [-]
**woddy rolled image**
#44 - briggsil (05/09/2014) [-]
BRIAN COX
User avatar #50 - anticitezenone (05/09/2014) [-]
oh god i heard his voice saying "HAD-ron collider"
#45 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
The universe is full of staarsss.

*roll picture*
#7 - woddy has deleted their comment.
#4 - Comment deleted 04/29/2014 on To the Love of my Life 0
#3 - Imagin you foot broken or even detached and now beeing stucked… 04/27/2014 on Wall is very stronk 0
#129 - Wohnst du auch in Bremen?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Pass along 0
#131 - qrazz (05/26/2014) [-]
jou
#34 - Bremen Master race  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Pass along +1
#59 - qrazz (04/25/2014) [-]
thats right
User avatar #129 - woddy (04/26/2014) [-]
Wohnst du auch in Bremen?
#131 - qrazz (05/26/2014) [-]
jou
#74 - Wasn't funnyjunk given to an other admin? i think i remeber th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on another fj screenshot 0
User avatar #91 - lotengo (04/23/2014) [-]
The current admin sais he has to fill up everything with ads and beg for donations to keep the site up, he doenst want to let it go because he owned it for 15 years.
so he lied.
User avatar #90 - mohne (04/23/2014) [-]
Admin claimed to have handed over fj to a faggot named TheDesigner
But the real Admin never left the site, he was TheDesigner all along
well played admin, well played
#47 - November Pork filet with spaghethis and Ketchup 04/05/2014 on Alrite, FJ... 0
#1878 - ain't even mad 04/03/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ 0
#77 - "MAKE ME PROUD MY SON!" 03/31/2014 on (Sound of minds exploding) +28
#2 - Slipknot did it first  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Thats quite cool -6
User avatar #5 - mrwalkerfour (03/20/2014) [-]
you retard
User avatar #3 - midnighteyes (03/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Tommy Lee from Motley Crue did this WAY before Slipknot
User avatar #9 - deftonesjunkie (03/20/2014) [-]
i think hes getting too old for it now, i saw him a few years ago and they didnt do a big drum solo, bitchin pyro tech though
#14 - wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Sup gaylords? 0
#15 - slentard (03/17/2014) [-]
Sorry dude. I misspelled Woody. Sorry for the inconvenience
#59 - "fat and white" .... "german is more fitting&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on german tourist 0
User avatar #61 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Plus, he's got that sort've Germany-looking mustachio going on.
User avatar #60 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
English, m8.
#57 - germans? are you kidding me? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHINIES TOURIST?!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on german tourist +1
User avatar #58 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Don't hate the informer - hate the joke haha.
I also thought that "Chinese tourist" would have been better, but he's fat and white, so German is more fitting I suppose
User avatar #59 - woddy (02/25/2014) [-]
"fat and white" .... "german is more fitting"... let me gues you're an american?
User avatar #61 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
Plus, he's got that sort've Germany-looking mustachio going on.
User avatar #60 - learnthisline (02/25/2014) [-]
English, m8.
#182 - When did germany drop atomic bombs? (i know we did some … 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry 0
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User avatar #58 - angelooo (07/18/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, why are people giving you crap on the comments below?
#56 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - woddy (10/18/2013) [-]
21
#53 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you die in your sleep
#48 - ryanfitzy (12/24/2012) [-]
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat 						****					 and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat **** and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas Faggot.
User avatar #49 to #48 - woddy (12/24/2012) [-]
as already said i dont give a **** about thumbs and again very mature *******
#52 to #49 - xalko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #49 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself admin, hope you get cancer as well.
#31 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
LOL, you actually went to my profile to thumb down all my **** . Dude, get a goddamn life..Here take this, obviously you're out.
User avatar #32 to #31 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
just nothing to do and since i hate ppl like you i do such things
User avatar #33 to #32 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
How about you just ******* kill yourself and do us all a favor, if you got nothing to do.
User avatar #34 to #33 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
nah rather search for bitches like you and do someting like that :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol, sad you have no friends to hang out with instead. ******* sad. So have fun if it gives you joy bitchtits.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because i like to hang around with friends at 3:49 am
User avatar #37 to #36 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
If you weren't such a ******* loser. Ya probly.
User avatar #38 to #37 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
wow mean words.... i will probably just go an cry now because some hypcrit asshole on the internet called me loser :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Just cut out the middle man, and hang yourself you sack of **** .
#40 to #39 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
oh man dude pls stop that is rly hurting my feelings and i thought ******* your mom would bring us closer together
User avatar #41 to #40 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
I see your jokes are on the middle school level. I cease to comment on this, proves you're a ******* nobody. Have a good 1.
User avatar #42 to #41 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because telling some one to kill him self is way mature
#47 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#46 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#45 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#44 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#43 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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