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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
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#2 - the same person that do Dick figures and happy tree friends  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2012 on Meme video -1
User avatar #5 - cristianpopescu (10/17/2012) [-]
...Mondo doesn't make Dick FIgures...they just upload it on youtube.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2012 on Seriously guys +3
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#5 - or you can do that trick  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2012 on Dumb cunts 0
#6 - ohjeez (10/16/2012) [-]
OKAY BREH CALM DOWN
#4 - there are other sites where you can write your own text ... th… 10/16/2012 on Dumb cunts 0
#1 - **woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #76354 at …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Dumb cunts 0
#3 - ohjeez (10/16/2012) [-]
I don't see no niggerberry.
User avatar #5 - woddy (10/16/2012) [-]
westm.co.uk/posted-via-anything/
or you can do that trick
#6 - ohjeez (10/16/2012) [-]
OKAY BREH CALM DOWN
User avatar #4 - woddy (10/16/2012) [-]
there are other sites where you can write your own text ... this was just the first site on google
#2 - ohjeez Comment deleted by woddy
#1 - yeah i would like a mc repost but pleas burn it black . thats … 10/15/2012 on On Guard 0
#77 - **woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #1376908 at… 10/10/2012 on Marijuana Kills. 0
#1 - LOLED i had the same problem with GoW3 Guns camo :D i bought t… 10/09/2012 on What???? +2
#13 - so we should sue every rapping victim for pedophilia? 10/09/2012 on I once touched a sloth 0
#41 - that movie sucked ass 10/07/2012 on NOPE! +4
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on The AUDACITY!? -1
#3 - ultimatium Comment deleted by woddy
#35 - they most of the time let the face free with a sheet wall …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on NOPE! 0
#37 - Roxorz (10/05/2012) [-]
I am going to say this before anyone else says it.



No, the doctor wouldn't bother to check on the patient's face because they already know the patient is sleeping peacefully, and they would just focus on the surgery instead, because hey, anesthesia only works for a few hours.
#38 - Roxorz (10/05/2012) [-]
This doesn't mean her bpm wouldn't react though, it should be a clear sign that she is fully conscious if her bpm starts rising with every cut
#18 - CRASH DAT BIKE 10/04/2012 on Always Take a Second to... 0
#21 - LOL even when you're knocked out like that your body still wor…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2012 on NOPE! +7
#32 - mcbiggles (10/04/2012) [-]
of the surgery is on her ovaries they cover everything else except the spot they are operating one with paper. so they couldn't see her face.
#35 - woddy (10/04/2012) [-]
they most of the time let the face free with a sheet wall



you see the person behind the wall ?
#37 - Roxorz (10/05/2012) [-]
I am going to say this before anyone else says it.



No, the doctor wouldn't bother to check on the patient's face because they already know the patient is sleeping peacefully, and they would just focus on the surgery instead, because hey, anesthesia only works for a few hours.
#38 - Roxorz (10/05/2012) [-]
This doesn't mean her bpm wouldn't react though, it should be a clear sign that she is fully conscious if her bpm starts rising with every cut
#9 - LOL now think about it she does the same while he is shaving :… 10/04/2012 on Asshole BF 0
#5 - well **** dat this for sure 10/03/2012 on How it feels when pooping -1
#4 - **woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Tiny…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on How it feels when pooping 0
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User avatar #5 - woddy (10/03/2012) [-]
well fuck dat this for sure
#3 - **woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #260438 at …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2012 on How it feels when pooping 0
#4 - woddy (10/03/2012) [-]
**woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Tiny Dancer ** Fuck dat shit * pic related
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User avatar #5 - woddy (10/03/2012) [-]
well fuck dat this for sure
#1 - **woddy rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Dea…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on Hey guys, I need help... 0
#3 - spudsgalooo (10/03/2012) [-]
here, take this. You may need it to get over yourself
#7 - Jesus is god??? WUT are you retarded?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Are you there God -1
User avatar #10 - bravehunter (10/03/2012) [-]
Thw Holy Trinity; God, Jesus, The holy spirit. All the same being
User avatar #13 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2012) [-]
That's what Catholics believe, and also why we have so many different branches of Christianity, because everyone realised how bat-shit retarded the Catholics are
#15 - arkfire (10/03/2012) [-]
Actually most protestants believe that and we have so many branches because some people want to worship God in a more traditional style and some want a newer style.
User avatar #18 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2012) [-]
The majority of branches were formed because of people breaking away from mainstream Catholicism. Before the 18th century most people couldn't read or write, they just listened to and believed what their priests read out to them in sermons, not realising that the Catholics had twisted and corrupted many of the Bible's messages

Once literacy was widespread and the majority of people could read for themselves, many split away once they found out about the lies they had been told
#20 - arkfire (10/03/2012) [-]
I get that the roman Catholics corrupted but that's not why it's like that today except if you're a mormon or a Jehovah's witness.
User avatar #21 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2012) [-]
The Roman Catholics especially, today's Catholics are good people of course, I have many Catholic friends, but the whole Vatican shit annoys me
User avatar #33 - bravehunter (10/03/2012) [-]
well i am a catholic, you may have views of my predecesors being 'bat-shit crazy', and thats understandable taking the crusades into account, regardless, every belief as a different ovarall view of religion, but we all share the same morals!
User avatar #35 - lordmoldywart (10/03/2012) [-]
Not just the crusades, but taxing the poor needlessly, even families who couldn't afford to eat were forced to pay the church money. All while using hell and eternal suffering as a scare-tactic

User avatar #8 - reican (10/03/2012) [-]
same like people saying Lucifer andSatan is the same one
#16 - arkfire (10/03/2012) [-]
They are the same person! Lucifer was satan's name when he was an angel.
User avatar #34 - reican (10/03/2012) [-]
And Jesus was Gods name when he was a human.
#36 - arkfire (10/03/2012) [-]
Jesus actually comes from the name yeshua which was probably his name.
#3 - 11783 Borman Drive St. Louis, MO 63146 USA 10/01/2012 on Das Boot 0
#2 - Crazy germans? srsly? you dumb **** !! resaearch b…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Das Boot -1
User avatar #6 - Zeigh (10/02/2012) [-]
Or you could (just a suggestion here) gently remove that stick that has been so firmly shoved up your ass and realize that this is just a joke.
User avatar #4 - Thecoxinthesocks (10/01/2012) [-]
Yes I know this is American made and it is poking fun of Germans. So I poked fun in my description. Seriously.
User avatar #3 - woddy (10/01/2012) [-]
Vat19.com
11783 Borman Drive
St. Louis, MO 63146 USA
#2 - you should update brah 10/01/2012 on seems legit 0
#44 - lol just made a comment about that :D 10/01/2012 on MFW iPhone vs Samsung 0
#43 - back in my day's we argued about things Sega does what Nintendon't 10/01/2012 on MFW iPhone vs Samsung +1
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#56 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - woddy ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
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#53 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you die in your sleep
#48 - ryanfitzy (12/24/2012) [-]
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat 						****					 and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas 						******					.
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat **** and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas ****** .
User avatar #49 to #48 - woddy ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
as already said i dont give a **** about thumbs and again very ****** *******
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#51 to #49 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself admin, hope you get cancer as well.
#31 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
LOL, you actually went to my profile to thumb down all my **** . Dude, get a goddamn life..Here take this, obviously you're out.
User avatar #32 to #31 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
just nothing to do and since i hate ppl like you i do such things
User avatar #33 to #32 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
How about you just ******* kill yourself and do us all a favor, if you got nothing to do.
User avatar #34 to #33 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
nah rather search for bitches like you and do someting like that :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol, sad you have no friends to hang out with instead. ******* sad. So have fun if it gives you joy bitchtits.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because i like to hang around with friends at 3:49 am
User avatar #37 to #36 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
If you weren't such a ******* loser. Ya probly.
User avatar #38 to #37 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
wow mean words.... i will probably just go an cry now because some hypcrit ******* on the internet called me loser :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Just cut out the middle man, and hang yourself you sack of **** .
#40 to #39 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
oh man dude pls stop that is rly hurting my feelings and i thought ******* your mom would bring us closer together
User avatar #41 to #40 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
I see your jokes are on the middle school level. I cease to comment on this, proves you're a ******* nobody. Have a good 1.
User avatar #42 to #41 - woddy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because telling some one to kill him self is way ******
#47 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#46 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#45 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#44 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#43 to #42 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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