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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#3997
Highest Content Rank:#2143
Highest Comment Rank:#2958
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#97 - My MS-Paint Skills! 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry +7
#95 - Fixxed it  [+] (15 new replies) 02/09/2014 on I'm Not Even Sorry +74
#149 - devout feminist (02/09/2014) [-]
It's always funny to see citizens from the only country in the world to drop atomic bombs on civilians to criticize another's country war habits.
User avatar #182 - woddy (02/09/2014) [-]
When did germany drop atomic bombs? (i know we did some shit too but just wanted to make clear im german and not american)
User avatar #128 - biggydy (02/09/2014) [-]
Oh wow, a joke about France surrendering? ha ha ha, that's soooo funny, i've never heard that one before, never ever in my entire life...
#150 - devout feminist (02/09/2014) [-]
What did you expect, american are retards.
User avatar #192 - mephistesulfurion (02/11/2014) [-]
"AMERICA BIG BADASS, FRANCE IS PUSSY HRUHRURUR"
That's basically every single time American mentions France.
#155 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
10/10 fanny jok, plz tel agin
#158 - devout feminist (02/09/2014) [-]
It's not a joke, just facts. With over 60% creationists and the worst performing students in the industrialized world, it is a demonstrable fact that americans are retards, and these kind of posts (including yours) just provide more evidence.
#159 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
Are you even trying anymore?
0/10
try harder, I'm European, I don't give two shits or a giggle
#160 - devout feminist (02/09/2014) [-]
Ashamed to say you're from the US now? That's probably the smartest you've been all your life.
#163 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
keep trying, your rage only fuels my erection
#164 - devout feminist (02/09/2014) [-]
Said the butthurt american
#166 - tacticalbacon (02/09/2014) [-]
You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
#143 - fistmyass (02/09/2014) [-]
Shutup, jokes about france are hilarious.
#101 - thebigcountry (02/09/2014) [-]
#97 - woddy (02/09/2014) [-]
My MS-Paint Skills!
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on osama bin... +5
#2 - paintskillz Comment deleted by woddy
#2 - HB is my home town x)) 01/01/2014 on kurwastyle 0
#127 - "It's time to go to heaven my Child" "… 12/31/2013 on Hur man lagar en makalös... +2
#125 - "But we blew it"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Hur man lagar en makalös... +2
User avatar #126 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
Thanks, Jupiter!

...Jesus.
User avatar #127 - woddy (12/31/2013) [-]
"It's time to go to heaven my Child"

"hey ...eey...ew stop it "


" Fuck this"
#8 - TF2 and GTA V 12/30/2013 on Two stupid games +3
#47 - i miss electricretard 12/27/2013 on Video Game Medics +5
#1 - L4D2 34U.... wow.... 12/25/2013 on Free L4D2 +1
#16 - wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on this is the best thing ever 0
User avatar #17 - hergle (12/24/2013) [-]
i gees it is woddy den lol!!!! xD
#1 - WE DEMAND .50 KALIBER !!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on DEMAND A PLAN!!!1!! +5
#3 - allcontent (12/22/2013) [-]
Big as the average human thumb, 7$ per round, and can literally cut multiple people in half with one round.
#5 - devout feminist (12/22/2013) [-]
party pooper here. to 'cut someone in half', you'd have to be using hollowpoints, which would explode in the first person's torso and leave the rest unharmed.
it still wouldn't even likely separate them in two, there would likely be a good few inches of flesh on each side of the body and the spine holding them together
to blow them in half, think like 30mm cannon or anti tank cannons
#30 - Why is there no Spiderman thread here? Obv… 12/21/2013 on Hakuna matata +1
#1 - what pet is " They never loved you, told you that you whe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Your Parents Love Based on... 0
#2 - dragx (12/21/2013) [-]
Nothing.
They didn't get you a pet so they could do all the beating themselves.
User avatar #10 - snusmumrikken (12/22/2013) [-]
My pet gave me parents, what does that mean?
#5 - He does  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Remember when turles were... +68
#73 - sindrifreyr (12/18/2013) [-]
here is the gif
User avatar #65 - rockamekishiko (12/18/2013) [-]
what did that kid do? i see him every time turtles are mentioned on fj
#78 - devout feminist (12/18/2013) [-]
#70 - devout feminist (12/18/2013) [-]
He like turtles.
#2 - Haloween 12/15/2013 on Old horror game 0
#2 - Picture 12/14/2013 on I have no idea what I created +4
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on he's fucked +1
#2 - godtherapist Comment deleted by woddy
#1 - Someday you just can't get ride of a bomb! 12/09/2013 on Batman 0
#1 - Comment deleted 12/07/2013 on How To Get A Girl: For... 0
#1 - WoW Video = Perfectly normal LoL Video = Trol 12/03/2013 on What does AP mean 0
#8 - violince is a big thing in germany we don't have any problem w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on You monster +8
User avatar #427 - captainrattrap (11/30/2013) [-]
I'd still give up violent video games in exchange for drinking whatever the fuck I want at 18
#214 - bann (11/30/2013) [-]
In retrospect, glorifying nudity makes a lot more sense than violence
#5 - they don't kill all ( there are always some ppl running around…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on You monster +2
User avatar #7 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
Well thats the atmosphere and immersion of the game walking out the door.
#3 - you were able to skip it but you wouldn't get the achivment fo…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on You monster +5
User avatar #27 - SumoWamm (11/29/2013) [-]
No, it even said skipping it has no effect on achievements.
User avatar #4 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
Wait until Makarov and the others kill the civilians.
User avatar #5 - woddy (11/29/2013) [-]
they don't kill all ( there are always some ppl running around just try it for your self ... slowly walking like a turtle without killing any person)
User avatar #7 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
Well thats the atmosphere and immersion of the game walking out the door.
#1 - in the german game you failed the mission if you shot even jus…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/29/2013 on You monster +194
User avatar #185 - poorjew (11/30/2013) [-]
Wasn't hard at all.
User avatar #115 - psykojet (11/30/2013) [-]
They changed the name of the WWE event from "Elimination Chamber" to "No Escape"
User avatar #32 - JackThePornKing (11/30/2013) [-]
Haha! They must really tiptoe in the tulips for you germans! We wouldn't want you to go off and start another genocide and world war.
#88 - pornoranger (11/30/2013) [-]
i don't think you understand. game developers are forced to censor their shit by german authorities to help avoid teenage violence. it doesn't have anything to do with you not wanting something. nothing.
#9 - BloodyTurds (11/29/2013) [-]
Actually that sounds like a fun game, one where you are law enforcement or something and get penalized for killing civs..
#86 - pornoranger (11/30/2013) [-]
try swat 4. it's nintendo-hard but brilliant non the less
User avatar #6 - jewishcommunazi (11/29/2013) [-]
Political correctness has gone too far there, it's ridiculous.
User avatar #242 - huszti (11/30/2013) [-]
political correctness is going even farer then anyone could ever imagine.

more than 70 years after WW II we are starting to rename streets which were originally named after people who might've had a connection to the nazis.

nobody even knows those people but just because they talked to a nazi once, the streets are being renamed. they didnt even do anything together with the nazis
User avatar #174 - married (11/30/2013) [-]
Says th communist jew nazi
User avatar #8 - woddy (11/29/2013) [-]
violince is a big thing in germany we don't have any problem with nudety though... and they even softned the rules on violience in german ( we're now able to buy Gear of War 3 in the stores) 1 and 2 we had to get through american shipping or Austria
User avatar #427 - captainrattrap (11/30/2013) [-]
I'd still give up violent video games in exchange for drinking whatever the fuck I want at 18
#214 - bann (11/30/2013) [-]
In retrospect, glorifying nudity makes a lot more sense than violence
User avatar #2 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
I can see the frustration. Really if they went that far they should of just taken the whole mission out.
User avatar #3 - woddy (11/29/2013) [-]
you were able to skip it but you wouldn't get the achivment for veteran
User avatar #27 - SumoWamm (11/29/2013) [-]
No, it even said skipping it has no effect on achievements.
User avatar #4 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
Wait until Makarov and the others kill the civilians.
User avatar #5 - woddy (11/29/2013) [-]
they don't kill all ( there are always some ppl running around just try it for your self ... slowly walking like a turtle without killing any person)
User avatar #7 - pikminpoo (11/29/2013) [-]
Well thats the atmosphere and immersion of the game walking out the door.
#47 - **woddy rolls 7,964** 11/25/2013 on Comment and decide when to fap 0
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User avatar #58 - angelooo (07/18/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, why are people giving you crap on the comments below?
#56 - devout feminist (10/18/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - woddy (10/18/2013) [-]
21
#53 - devout feminist (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you die in your sleep
#48 - ryanfitzy (12/24/2012) [-]
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat 						****					 and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas 						******					.
66. The number of Red Thumbs you recieved on my status. Eat **** and die bitch lololololol. Merry Xmas ****** .
User avatar #49 to #48 - woddy (12/24/2012) [-]
as already said i dont give a **** about thumbs and again very ****** *******
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#51 to #49 - devout feminist (08/07/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself admin, hope you get cancer as well.
#31 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
LOL, you actually went to my profile to thumb down all my **** . Dude, get a goddamn life..Here take this, obviously you're out.
User avatar #32 to #31 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
just nothing to do and since i hate ppl like you i do such things
User avatar #33 to #32 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
How about you just ******* kill yourself and do us all a favor, if you got nothing to do.
User avatar #34 to #33 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
nah rather search for bitches like you and do someting like that :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Lol, sad you have no friends to hang out with instead. ******* sad. So have fun if it gives you joy bitchtits.
User avatar #36 to #35 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because i like to hang around with friends at 3:49 am
User avatar #37 to #36 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
If you weren't such a ******* loser. Ya probly.
User avatar #38 to #37 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
wow mean words.... i will probably just go an cry now because some hypcrit ******* on the internet called me loser :(
User avatar #39 to #38 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
Just cut out the middle man, and hang yourself you sack of **** .
#40 to #39 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
oh man dude pls stop that is rly hurting my feelings and i thought ******* your mom would bring us closer together
User avatar #41 to #40 - ryanfitzy (12/23/2012) [-]
I see your jokes are on the middle school level. I cease to comment on this, proves you're a ******* nobody. Have a good 1.
User avatar #42 to #41 - woddy (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah because telling some one to kill him self is way ******
#47 to #42 - devout feminist (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#46 to #42 - devout feminist (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#45 to #42 - devout feminist (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#44 to #42 - devout feminist (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#43 to #42 - devout feminist (12/24/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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