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#8 - Look at her. 24 years is a life sentence. She'll be lucky she … 01/13/2016 on Sick Shit FJ Sick Shit +2
#6 - The girl is ******* Goofy.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Smooth +44
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#39 - guanyu (18 hours ago) [-]
#16 - brobyddark (22 hours ago) [-]
No, this guy is Goofy.
#62 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
#32 - tenaciouslee (19 hours ago) [-]
Those guys creep me the dick out, man.
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#33 - brobyddark (19 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, I find it a little bit silly

And perhaps

Maybe

A bit

goofy
#30 - hidanfangirl (20 hours ago) [-]
#18 - willindor (21 hours ago) [-]
#12 - englishamazon (22 hours ago) [-]
giggedy
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#13 - englishamazon (22 hours ago) [-]
Well, that fucked up.
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#14 - englishamazon (22 hours ago) [-]
... Nvm I'm a retard today.
#301 - You are so down? 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
#10 - were you one of them looking for fifa?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on game cease +166
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#16 - unfitninjuh (01/13/2016) [-]
Nah, he was obviously the 10-year-old throwing shit all over the place
#9 - I used to work in pizza joints for 10 years. Working a game st…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on game cease +16
#50 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Are you like 40 and working in a game store. that's awesome
#249 - You can keep it, kid. Your helmet would look bare without it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
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#267 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, that time of yours just seems less and less valuable.
#301 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You are so down?
#240 - If you had to google yourself up to find out who you are, you'…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
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#247 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
So instead of wasting a few "valuable" seconds typing a name into google, you are wasting far more time arguing about it on the internet. Gold fucking star, man.
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#249 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You can keep it, kid. Your helmet would look bare without it.
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#267 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, that time of yours just seems less and less valuable.
#301 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You are so down?
#235 - Why should I waste valuable time googling up celebs when I got…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
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#236 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
but i didn't google it so i guess you lose this round
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#240 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
If you had to google yourself up to find out who you are, you'd be a bigger schmuck than you are right now.
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#247 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
So instead of wasting a few "valuable" seconds typing a name into google, you are wasting far more time arguing about it on the internet. Gold fucking star, man.
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#249 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You can keep it, kid. Your helmet would look bare without it.
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#267 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, that time of yours just seems less and less valuable.
#301 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You are so down?
#226 - I've heard the name but what does she do? Sing? Act? Suck your…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
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#231 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
the civilized world also has google. She's an actress
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#235 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
Why should I waste valuable time googling up celebs when I got a schmuck like you to do it for me?
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#236 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
but i didn't google it so i guess you lose this round
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#240 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
If you had to google yourself up to find out who you are, you'd be a bigger schmuck than you are right now.
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#247 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
So instead of wasting a few "valuable" seconds typing a name into google, you are wasting far more time arguing about it on the internet. Gold fucking star, man.
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#249 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You can keep it, kid. Your helmet would look bare without it.
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#267 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, that time of yours just seems less and less valuable.
#301 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You are so down?
#1 - Besides DMX, those are actual rapper names? If there a rapper … 01/13/2016 on DMX knows +1
#219 - I'm sorry but who is this bitch and what does she do?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch 0
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#224 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
jennifer lawrence, it's in the title. Just for future, pretending to not know someone who the vast majority of the civilized world is familiar with doesn't make you look cool or interesting. It makes you look retarded
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#226 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
I've heard the name but what does she do? Sing? Act? Suck your Dad off? Some of us in the civilized world have lives and don't give a fuck about generic celebrity happenings or whatever the hell you drool over.
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#231 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
the civilized world also has google. She's an actress
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#235 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
Why should I waste valuable time googling up celebs when I got a schmuck like you to do it for me?
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#236 - WutsAtroll (01/13/2016) [-]
but i didn't google it so i guess you lose this round
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#240 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
If you had to google yourself up to find out who you are, you'd be a bigger schmuck than you are right now.
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#247 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
So instead of wasting a few "valuable" seconds typing a name into google, you are wasting far more time arguing about it on the internet. Gold fucking star, man.
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#249 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You can keep it, kid. Your helmet would look bare without it.
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#267 - albeit (01/13/2016) [-]
Man, that time of yours just seems less and less valuable.
#301 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
You are so down?
#2 - Om my crap her chin is receding into her neck.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2016 on jennifer lawrence in a few... +2
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#3 - frankwest (01/13/2016) [-]
Your chin doesn't connect to your neck? What kind of freak of nature are you?
#4 - dareus (01/13/2016) [-]
Neckchin.
J. Law in a few years.
#3 - He's guilty as **** . 01/13/2016 on Making a Murderer 0
#11 - My sperm's so thick she has to chew it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on Ohhh Thailand.. -12
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#42 - wltwitch (23 hours ago) [-]
You niggas are jealous.
#5 - Oh and last week I had some faggot with pink hair criticize th…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2016 on game cease +52
#55 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Every person I talk to at every retail/fast food job always has stories like this. Never believed them until I started working at a few. Holy fucking hell the shit that has gone down is amazing. It keeps you aware and on your feet though, so think of it as a discipline exercise.

But holy hell dealing with multi-colored haired skinny white boys with every disorder/disease/illness that exists in every medical book is where I draw the fucking line. These faggots are a disgrace to humanity. The dumbass complaints I get just baffles me. I completely feel you man.. and sadly, since these morons frequent video-game stores, I feel so sorry for you. Stay strong my man.
#110 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
What about the ones who are telling the truth about having the long list of illnesses?

Those kinds of people ruin shit for us, too. Because people like you are so tired of dealing with them, you kinda take it out on people like me who are already having a hard life and aren't trying to screw people over for tumblr kicks.
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#46 - brobathehutt (01/13/2016) [-]
I would of punched him in his stomach so hard his balls would drop so he could finally grow up. That's beyond pathetic to hear coming from a grown ass man.
#7 - bypass (01/13/2016) [-]
how have you not gone postal yet?
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#9 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
I used to work in pizza joints for 10 years. Working a game store is a breeze compared to dealing with angry and hungry customers. Plus the employees vent to each other through Skype and employee meetings.
#50 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Are you like 40 and working in a game store. that's awesome
#4 - Oh yeah. I get a lot of customers who are annoying as ****…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2016 on game cease +32
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#36 - Monopolus (01/13/2016) [-]
I probably would've gotten fired from the altercation I'd have with the pink-haired faggot.

Oh boo hoo your OCD's giving you a meltdown? Then get out of the fucking store because the world isn't going to cater your every fucking desire.
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#5 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
Oh and last week I had some faggot with pink hair criticize the way games are organized in the display case because it was triggering his OCD.
#55 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Every person I talk to at every retail/fast food job always has stories like this. Never believed them until I started working at a few. Holy fucking hell the shit that has gone down is amazing. It keeps you aware and on your feet though, so think of it as a discipline exercise.

But holy hell dealing with multi-colored haired skinny white boys with every disorder/disease/illness that exists in every medical book is where I draw the fucking line. These faggots are a disgrace to humanity. The dumbass complaints I get just baffles me. I completely feel you man.. and sadly, since these morons frequent video-game stores, I feel so sorry for you. Stay strong my man.
#110 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
What about the ones who are telling the truth about having the long list of illnesses?

Those kinds of people ruin shit for us, too. Because people like you are so tired of dealing with them, you kinda take it out on people like me who are already having a hard life and aren't trying to screw people over for tumblr kicks.
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#46 - brobathehutt (01/13/2016) [-]
I would of punched him in his stomach so hard his balls would drop so he could finally grow up. That's beyond pathetic to hear coming from a grown ass man.
#7 - bypass (01/13/2016) [-]
how have you not gone postal yet?
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#9 - wltwitch (01/13/2016) [-]
I used to work in pizza joints for 10 years. Working a game store is a breeze compared to dealing with angry and hungry customers. Plus the employees vent to each other through Skype and employee meetings.
#50 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Are you like 40 and working in a game store. that's awesome
#2 - Country boys be like, I'll have to take off my shoe if I count… 01/12/2016 on City boys 0
#4 - Then the ***** gets robbed. You don't this if you a thu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Thugs who post about there... 0
#19 - jengafag (22 hours ago) [-]
you don't grammar neither
#8 - There are way too many Eminems. World would be better if we ha… 01/12/2016 on where`s em? -3
#46 - We all know Stan Lee will make a cameo. Now Lloyd Kaufman show… 01/12/2016 on nonfan and fan +3
#35 - from the link in reply #14 from anon (I know, bear with me). …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Master sword injuries 0
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#63 - kingdaniel (01/13/2016) [-]
Eh, language change constantly. I don't say to someone "Stop misusing that word, it means happy " when they call someone "gay"

Using "litterly" in a sentence like this doesn't really confuse me. Also I'm not a grammar nazi because my English is kinda sucks. it's not my first language.
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#2 - The real crime is the schmuck who misused the word "liter…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Master sword injuries +1
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#18 - kingdaniel (01/12/2016) [-]
How is it misused? Please explain...
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#35 - wltwitch (01/12/2016) [-]
from the link in reply #14 from anon (I know, bear with me).

Usage
In its standard use literally means ‘in a literal sense, as opposed to a non-literal or exaggerated sense’, as for example in I told him I never wanted to see him again, but I didn’t expect him to take it literally. In recent years an extended use of literally (and also literal) has become very common, where literally (or literal) is used deliberately in non-literal contexts, for added effect, as in they bought the car and literally ran it into the ground. This use can lead to unintentional humorous effects ( we were literally killing ourselves laughing) and is not acceptable in formal contexts, though it is widespread.

The guy didnt literally walk into the sword. He did walk into it though. If you want to enhance the sentence you could say "He actually walked into the sword". But let me ask you this. Does the sentence "He walked into my sword" need any other words to enhance it?
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#63 - kingdaniel (01/13/2016) [-]
Eh, language change constantly. I don't say to someone "Stop misusing that word, it means happy " when they call someone "gay"

Using "litterly" in a sentence like this doesn't really confuse me. Also I'm not a grammar nazi because my English is kinda sucks. it's not my first language.
#14 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
"informal Used for emphasis while not being literally true:
I have received literally thousands of letters"
www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/literally
fags
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#19 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
It's sad times when literally has the opposite meaning at this point. We need a new word to replace it now.
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#27 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
yet you guys use cuck like it's a synonym for "person I dislike"
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#28 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
Don't look at me, now
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#29 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
using Literally as an antonym of itself just falls under hyperbole. you know that, right?
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#31 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
It can still be very impractical as some may see it as a hyperbole while others can read it as being used properly, reading the exact same sentence.
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#32 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
the thing is that it's not the only word that does that. look up Autoantonyms
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#34 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
I know, and I can't think of a good reason why or how that's even a practical concept. At this point we should just use the synonyms so people won't get the meanings confused.
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#37 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
I mean,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_true_homonyms

but yeah, autoantonyms are the thing you have issues with?

you do know what context clues are, correct?
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#38 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
Can't say I really have an issue with them, the point of them just confuses me.

And yes, or at least I believe I know.
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#20 - broswagonist (01/12/2016) [-]
Who's to say they won't change that one too?
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#21 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
We can enjoy a word that actually means literally for a little while before dumbfucks start misusing it everywhere.
#6 - It's a short story from the movie Creepshow 2 called The Raft.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Dying your hair the first... +2
#7 - sausagekingofchica (01/12/2016) [-]
Absolutely perfect! Thanks for the info, mate. I'll be looking it up on Shomi if they have it.

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