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#77 - sorry. Heres the pic  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on Monsters -2
User avatar #134 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
protection from colored spells, when a card has an enter the battlefield effect it is an activated ability not a spell, so journey to nowhere and oblivion ring work on emrukul
#76 - See my comment above... And this is the actual card. Pro Color…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Monsters 0
User avatar #85 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
OP much? Add Eldrazi Conscription and you have a 1 shot kill in the flesh...er card.
User avatar #103 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Eldrazi Conscription is just too broken. Period.
User avatar #105 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
I honestly believe anything eldrazi is broken, the stats and the abilities are just too much, commander decks are some what worse, but still have a good bit of downsides.
User avatar #107 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, glad they are out. Plus they killed Iona. Pissed me off
#126 - mgtcp (06/01/2012) [-]
ive been playing magic for years. emrakul says cannot be targt by spells, but it can be targerted by abilities, so oblivion ring/journey to nowhere is cast, it has to resolve before targets are cast making it an ability, so emrakul can be targeted by o-ring/ journey
#75 - D For creatures with protection, all Damage that would be deal…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Monsters -2
#228 - itsboogietime (06/04/2012) [-]
Emrakul has protection from colored SPELLS, not ABILITIES.
User avatar #79 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
It's protection from spells, journey to nowhere says "When " " enters the battlefield, exile target creature" Meaning, it's not a spell, so it can target him. Just google it. Weird ruling on it.
#81 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
I dont think so. I actually got into this situation with progenitus. The ref called that he couldn't be targeted by any spell, even if it does say WHEN. Protection says it cannot be targeted, and Journey to Nowhere says "Exile TARGET creature." I wish it worked too...
User avatar #132 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
protection from everything includes abilities protectopn from colored spells does not count journey to nowhere or oblivion ring because those are abilities
User avatar #82 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
It's because it says protection from everthing. Enchantment is a part of it
User avatar #88 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Enchantments are spells buddy. If it has a color (meaning it isn't an artifact or colorless), it cannot target Emrakul.
User avatar #93 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Just google "Can you oblivion ring or journey to nowhere Emurakul" I can't explain it, but you can.
#100 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
I actually think that it is kinda ambiguous. Hmm. The question is if JtN is a permanent by the time it targets the creature or not. I dont have the answer!!! I think it is the ref's call on this one. That is really messed up!
User avatar #102 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Like it is a permanent when it enters, then it targets, meaning it is not a spell, but a permanent.
User avatar #104 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Enchantments are spells. When they enter the battlefeild however, I think they turn into perminants. Don't quote me. But they are spells when they are cast.
User avatar #106 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Yes that is correct. It's just not a spell when it targets
#109 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Hm! I guess the ref was right about Progenitus. I guess it CAN target Emrakul. I think this is more efficient though...
User avatar #110 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, that does answer it pretty well.
#111 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
From MTG wiki...
#71 - Can't! It is pro colors. Emrakul cannot be directly targeted b…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Monsters -2
#84 - ironsoul (06/01/2012) [-]
Gatekeeper of Malakir. The player that owns the card is the one targeting it, not the gatekeeper itself. Problem solved.
#90 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
True, but if you have Emrakul, you probably have a shit ton of other things too. But if that is your bomb, that pretty much fucks you up. Scary though...
#86 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
You can actually do it, it's spells, this is not a spell. (:
User avatar #133 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
you are correct
#77 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
sorry. Heres the pic
User avatar #134 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
protection from colored spells, when a card has an enter the battlefield effect it is an activated ability not a spell, so journey to nowhere and oblivion ring work on emrukul
User avatar #76 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
See my comment above... And this is the actual card. Pro Colored Spells. Enchantments are spells. Everything that isnt a land is a spell...
User avatar #85 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
OP much? Add Eldrazi Conscription and you have a 1 shot kill in the flesh...er card.
User avatar #103 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Eldrazi Conscription is just too broken. Period.
User avatar #105 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
I honestly believe anything eldrazi is broken, the stats and the abilities are just too much, commander decks are some what worse, but still have a good bit of downsides.
User avatar #107 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, glad they are out. Plus they killed Iona. Pissed me off
#126 - mgtcp (06/01/2012) [-]
ive been playing magic for years. emrakul says cannot be targt by spells, but it can be targerted by abilities, so oblivion ring/journey to nowhere is cast, it has to resolve before targets are cast making it an ability, so emrakul can be targeted by o-ring/ journey
#20 - Looks like people coming out of the mix (Which, incedentally, … 06/01/2012 on What dubstep does to the brain 0
#63 - THEIR BATTLE WOULD BE LEGEND!!!  [+] (31 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Monsters +4
#70 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Yolo
User avatar #75 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
D For creatures with protection, all Damage that would be dealt to it from sources of that quality is prevented.

E The card cannot be Enchanted or Equipped by cards of that quality. Again, a creature protected from black cannot be enchanted by black enchantments or black equipment. If a creature gains protection from the quality after it has already been enchanted/equipped by that source, the attached cards will detach and go where the rules would normally force them to go in that circumstance. For this reason, white enchantments that grant protection from any color tend to state that their effects cannot remove themselves should you name white (or the enchantment's color is changed to whatever you named).

B Creatures of the stated quality cannot Block the protected creature. So, a creature with protection from artifacts could not be blocked by artifact creatures. This does not prevent the protected creature from blocking those creatures, but they cannot block it. For example, White Knight cannot be blocked by black creatures, but it's still free to block other black creatures when they attack you.

T The creature can't be Targeted by sources of the named quality. For example, Putrefy could not target something protected by black, green, instants, or whatever other qualities it happens to meet. This applies even if the creature didn't originally have protection, but gained it before the spell/effect resolved. Keep in mind that this only applies for targeted spells/effects, which means it has to say "target" on it. If it doesn't target anything but just affects it, protection does nothing. Wrath of God is a common example of something that could get through, say, protection from white.
#228 - itsboogietime (06/04/2012) [-]
Emrakul has protection from colored SPELLS, not ABILITIES.
User avatar #79 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
It's protection from spells, journey to nowhere says "When " " enters the battlefield, exile target creature" Meaning, it's not a spell, so it can target him. Just google it. Weird ruling on it.
#81 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
I dont think so. I actually got into this situation with progenitus. The ref called that he couldn't be targeted by any spell, even if it does say WHEN. Protection says it cannot be targeted, and Journey to Nowhere says "Exile TARGET creature." I wish it worked too...
User avatar #132 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
protection from everything includes abilities protectopn from colored spells does not count journey to nowhere or oblivion ring because those are abilities
User avatar #82 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
It's because it says protection from everthing. Enchantment is a part of it
User avatar #88 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Enchantments are spells buddy. If it has a color (meaning it isn't an artifact or colorless), it cannot target Emrakul.
User avatar #93 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Just google "Can you oblivion ring or journey to nowhere Emurakul" I can't explain it, but you can.
#100 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
I actually think that it is kinda ambiguous. Hmm. The question is if JtN is a permanent by the time it targets the creature or not. I dont have the answer!!! I think it is the ref's call on this one. That is really messed up!
User avatar #102 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Like it is a permanent when it enters, then it targets, meaning it is not a spell, but a permanent.
User avatar #104 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Enchantments are spells. When they enter the battlefeild however, I think they turn into perminants. Don't quote me. But they are spells when they are cast.
User avatar #106 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Yes that is correct. It's just not a spell when it targets
#109 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Hm! I guess the ref was right about Progenitus. I guess it CAN target Emrakul. I think this is more efficient though...
User avatar #110 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, that does answer it pretty well.
#111 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
From MTG wiki...
User avatar #71 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Can't! It is pro colors. Emrakul cannot be directly targeted by colors...
#84 - ironsoul (06/01/2012) [-]
Gatekeeper of Malakir. The player that owns the card is the one targeting it, not the gatekeeper itself. Problem solved.
#90 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
True, but if you have Emrakul, you probably have a shit ton of other things too. But if that is your bomb, that pretty much fucks you up. Scary though...
#86 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - DamonBaird (06/01/2012) [-]
You can actually do it, it's spells, this is not a spell. (:
User avatar #133 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
you are correct
#77 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
sorry. Heres the pic
User avatar #134 - iHAXnoobs (06/01/2012) [-]
protection from colored spells, when a card has an enter the battlefield effect it is an activated ability not a spell, so journey to nowhere and oblivion ring work on emrukul
User avatar #76 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
See my comment above... And this is the actual card. Pro Colored Spells. Enchantments are spells. Everything that isnt a land is a spell...
User avatar #85 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
OP much? Add Eldrazi Conscription and you have a 1 shot kill in the flesh...er card.
User avatar #103 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Eldrazi Conscription is just too broken. Period.
User avatar #105 - vincyguru (06/01/2012) [-]
I honestly believe anything eldrazi is broken, the stats and the abilities are just too much, commander decks are some what worse, but still have a good bit of downsides.
User avatar #107 - wlflvr (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, glad they are out. Plus they killed Iona. Pissed me off
#126 - mgtcp (06/01/2012) [-]
ive been playing magic for years. emrakul says cannot be targt by spells, but it can be targerted by abilities, so oblivion ring/journey to nowhere is cast, it has to resolve before targets are cast making it an ability, so emrakul can be targeted by o-ring/ journey
#330 - ...whelp... im done...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Welcome to 4chan +4
#473 - yellowjack (05/30/2012) [-]
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#1523 - I mean, what the fuck!?!? This made me laugh soo hard... 05/10/2012 on 4x4 Pixel Game +4
#149 - Epic failure  [+] (18 new replies) 05/09/2012 on 4x4 Pixel Game -259
#1449 - goldenglimmer (05/09/2012) [-]
Why the fuck did that comment get so many thumbs down? Lol, he's in for a surprise when he logs back in.
User avatar #1523 - wlflvr (05/10/2012) [-]
I mean, what the fuck!?!? This made me laugh soo hard...
User avatar #1522 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
overall, it evened out to be about -42 thumbs
not as bad
User avatar #1525 - talkingmouth (05/10/2012) [-]
So your saying that within 29 mins (thats how long ago you posted that comment as of now)
Wlflvr has gone from -42 to -253?
I thumbed him up.
Just to show mercy.
User avatar #1526 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
no, he posted the comment, THEN commented on his own comment saying "epic failure"
User avatar #1527 - talkingmouth (05/10/2012) [-]
Yes i understand that.
Im saying iv never seen somebody get some many thumbs down (with or without using multiple comments) in 1 thread.
User avatar #1528 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
i saw one with 3000 i think
User avatar #1519 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
hai newt
User avatar #1520 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
wot u want m8
User avatar #1521 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
idunnolol
User avatar #1522 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
how did you even get here?
User avatar #1523 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #1524 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
oh.

neat.
this was either before random board, or near it's beginnings
User avatar #1525 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
Its like seeing a museum exhibit
#150 - nouder (05/09/2012) [-]
mfw
#151 - dickbuttfingers (05/09/2012) [-]
#408 - lghts (05/09/2012) [-]
Made my day.
#181 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh.. I was going to guess Commander Riker before I saw your post
#148 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 05/09/2012 on 4x4 Pixel Game +214
User avatar #775 - alexusapi (05/09/2012) [-]
is it ned stark meme "the winter is coming"
User avatar #149 - wlflvr (05/09/2012) [-]
Epic failure
#1449 - goldenglimmer (05/09/2012) [-]
Why the fuck did that comment get so many thumbs down? Lol, he's in for a surprise when he logs back in.
User avatar #1523 - wlflvr (05/10/2012) [-]
I mean, what the fuck!?!? This made me laugh soo hard...
User avatar #1522 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
overall, it evened out to be about -42 thumbs
not as bad
User avatar #1525 - talkingmouth (05/10/2012) [-]
So your saying that within 29 mins (thats how long ago you posted that comment as of now)
Wlflvr has gone from -42 to -253?
I thumbed him up.
Just to show mercy.
User avatar #1526 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
no, he posted the comment, THEN commented on his own comment saying "epic failure"
User avatar #1527 - talkingmouth (05/10/2012) [-]
Yes i understand that.
Im saying iv never seen somebody get some many thumbs down (with or without using multiple comments) in 1 thread.
User avatar #1528 - wrinklynewt (05/10/2012) [-]
i saw one with 3000 i think
User avatar #1519 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
hai newt
User avatar #1520 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
wot u want m8
User avatar #1521 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
idunnolol
User avatar #1522 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
how did you even get here?
User avatar #1523 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #1524 - wrinklynewt (08/13/2012) [-]
oh.

neat.
this was either before random board, or near it's beginnings
User avatar #1525 - ancientchaos (08/13/2012) [-]
Its like seeing a museum exhibit
#150 - nouder (05/09/2012) [-]
mfw
#151 - dickbuttfingers (05/09/2012) [-]
#408 - lghts (05/09/2012) [-]
Made my day.
#181 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh.. I was going to guess Commander Riker before I saw your post
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8/10
#704 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2012) [-]
is it worse that i cant stop staring? or that i have a boner?
#702 - beasert (05/08/2012) [-]
Passed.
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User avatar #75 - forsakensaint (05/01/2012) [-]
Holy shit... News to me!
#43 - mitsutori (05/01/2012) [-]
staring at this for two minutes when suddenly "that aint its eyes them is tee- OH MY GOD"

and zubat forever wears a mask.
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User avatar #1 - wiredguy ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
Nice rank quads.
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