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#44 - >Implying Chosen Undead is a real title >Implying th…  [+] (20 new replies) 5 hours ago on generation gap +122
#133 - oplu (1 hour ago) [-]
Gwyn is actually pretty likely not involved in the plan. The other gods were also almost certainly not part of it either.
#131 - liftinginbritain (1 hour ago) [-]
Im all up for dark souls content but you have to warn me the next time you post frampt smiling like that. Shit is fucking terrifying late at night.
#119 - janosaudron (1 hour ago) [-]
Chosen undead is a prophecy made by Velka. Not Gwyn. Velka is the one that takes you from the asylum and into anor londo. She also opposes Gwyn. There were originally supposed to be 2 Chosen undead you and oscar the guy who frees you. You were meant to take opposite paths, one follows Gwyn while the other follows the actual undead prophecy.
#135 - oplu (1 hour ago) [-]
In the current iteration of the game, Velka's involvement is actually really unclear. She doesn't intercede at any other point, and the only connection she has with the prophecy is ferrying the CU from the Northern Asylum to Lordran.

Yes the rest of the Velka plot line was intended to be in the game, but I honestly think it would have hurt the game and story. Kind of the bright side of development deadlines.
#139 - janosaudron (56 minutes ago) [-]
The other references to Velka have to do with the occult uprising and her place as leader of the darkmoon covenant being replaced by gwyndolin
#146 - oplu (44 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, but they don't directly link her to the CU prophecy. Could you link and item description (or several) linking her to the Dark Moon Blades? I actually didn't think she had anything to do with them, although I assume it'll probably be the Talisman of Reprisal won't it?
#150 - janosaudron (39 minutes ago) [-]

There is the one linking her to the darkmoon
#148 - janosaudron (39 minutes ago) [-]

here it is, I had it a bit backwards. She's the Godess of sin and was supposed to be the one to hunt sin. Not the darkmoon covenant. Which honestly if it's her job to hunt sinners it kinda brings to question why Gwyndolin was doing it.
#154 - oplu (33 minutes ago) [-]
Oh,as the link you posted says though, Velka was going to lead an opposing covenant that would hunt down Blades of the Dark Moon. Her association isn't with preventing or even punishing sin, it's with committing sin and being pardoned for it (thus the pardoners).
#156 - janosaudron (31 minutes ago) [-]
"As the Goddess of Sin it is Velka's job to define sin and mete out the punishment, though she offers absolution by means of her Pardoners."

Also she did punish sin.
#155 - janosaudron (32 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah they changed it darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_the_Guilty

that one show's her ties with the darkmoon
#157 - oplu (27 minutes ago) [-]
Good catch, I think that's an example of her being associated with the Dark Moon Blades after her covenant was cut. Kind of disappointing.
#147 - oplu (41 minutes ago) [-]
#80 - Absolute Madman (3 hours ago) [-]
>not just pissing on the first flame and leaving
User avatar #59 - medzebra (4 hours ago) [-]
This guy gets it.

Every choice you make is predetermined by the primordial serpents. They give you the illusion of choice when really its all pointless. Follow Kaathe and be the Lord of Darkness or go along with Frampt and keep the fire going a little longer. It doesn't matter. It's gonna die out eventually anyway. You just have to decide if its worth holding on to the past or not.

TL;DR Dark Souls storyline is just smiley reptile propaganda
#120 - janosaudron (1 hour ago) [-]
Well, Kaathe was really the only right choice. The God's had abandoned the world since Gwyn went hollow. Letting the fire die was the only way to save the world from the undead curse until Vendrick steals the flame.
User avatar #149 - youngneil (39 minutes ago) [-]
Is there even a real connection between Dark Souls and Dark Souls II? I know about the references, but I thought they were just that.
Haven't played the DLC yet, so I have no idea if there was ever an established link between the two games.
#153 - janosaudron (34 minutes ago) [-]
Also the judgement set in DkS2 shows that Velka's influence reached Drangleic
#151 - janosaudron (37 minutes ago) [-]
The connections are that the Giants came over the sea to attack drangleic because he stole something from them, The lordvessel being broken in drangleic and Vendrick himself stating that his wife told him to steal the first flame.
User avatar #61 - dumbassvtwo (4 hours ago) [-]
The truth is in the prologue
"The fire will burn out and only darkness will remain" Or something like that.
#67 - Hey, my pic. 05/26/2015 on Cis guys keep checking me... +1
#48 - This particular pic doesn't really work, considering the guy i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Next level harassment -1
User avatar #49 - kristovsky (05/16/2015) [-]
it's not about race

it's about the message
#32 - Malal is my favorite Chaos God. 05/15/2015 on 41st millennium humor 0
#26 - It's fan art for Warhammer 40k, which is a series of board gam… 05/15/2015 on HERESY +4
#3 - It never says Humpty Dumpty is an egg in the nursery rhyme. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on dale 0
#4 - rknight (05/10/2015) [-]
But...he's always been shown as...wait...
#5 - dubh (05/10/2015) [-]
Humpty Dumpty was originally posed as a riddle, the answer to which was: he's an egg, not a person.
#24 - I'm saying that gaybos can still get their parents grandkids, … 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +1
#22 - Surrogate  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +1
User avatar #23 - infinitereaper (05/08/2015) [-]
No shit, you said adoption, I never even mentioned adoption.
#24 - wizardbaker (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm saying that gaybos can still get their parents grandkids, both through adoption and through a surrogate if genetics are that important to them.

No need to be upset.
#6 - Hotline Miami is getting really ******* weird.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Bob's Burgers +12
User avatar #20 - putindispencerhere (05/08/2015) [-]
He's not called Don Juan for nothing.
#17 - anotherponyaccount (05/08/2015) [-]
Tony is the best
This is the only image I've got
Also fuck you OFLC, banning Hotline Miami 2
User avatar #7 - cookiecoketwo (05/08/2015) [-]
Gee mark! I see why they call you Bear!
#9 - It seems that this post and the comments to it share a similar…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +3
User avatar #11 - mirukawa (05/08/2015) [-]
I am, too.
Dunno why, though. My dad's cool as fuck and my mom left so I shouldn't be, cause he's a total bro.

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