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Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PS3, X-box, X-box 360, nintendo wii, PS2, PS1
Date Signed Up:5/28/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#4 - and also like all nutrients cos you're eating carbon instead 11/07/2014 on Asking the tough questions 0
#16 - and then i used the word toxic in everyone of my posts to crea… 10/27/2014 on Never go full mcintosh +2
#15 - Comment deleted 10/27/2014 on Never go full mcintosh 0
#11 - she died. probably, that or he is a WAAAAY crazy stalker. but … 10/25/2014 on Prom 0
#83 - Regardless of circumstance, knee-high's are the way to go you …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Rate? 0
User avatar #84 - traplordess (10/19/2014) [-]
My boyfriend insists of me wearing them :3
#126 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
And, apparently his attention isn't enough for you? You have to get validation and attention from thousands of strangers? I hope your boyfriend is smart enough to treat you the way you deserve. Bang for a while and move on...
#6 - gotta hate it when someones tells someone to stop feeding, i m…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Mood or I food +16
User avatar #18 - licestr (10/19/2014) [-]
I usually tell them to start playing more passively and respect the damage the laner has now that they are behind, and that i will try to gank when i can
User avatar #14 - Daeiros (10/19/2014) [-]
As captainunhelpful helpfully pointed out, it should be read as, "Please play more passively. Do not engage the enemy, do not take the fight to them. They have the clear advantage now and you will lose. If they try to fight you, run for dear life. Just farm for now, focus on getting gold from minions and wait for them to make a mistake."

I main support and you would not believe how many overly cocky ADCs I've watched go 0/5 and they are still going in balls deep with that gambler mentality that if they just bum rush the enemy enough times, eventually they will score that sweet sweet double kill that will make everything magically all better. When they enemy support can 1v1 you, it's time to stop. You could literally be more useful to us by DCing right now.
#17 - shruika (10/19/2014) [-]
0/7 first normal adc before i realized...heh, i should probably stop now, but kept dying anyway because my positioning was so bad and i didn't know what to do ;-;
#13 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
They could say "be more careful", but most kids get caught up in game lingo.
since they are morons
User avatar #12 - dalokan (10/19/2014) [-]
It's the nicest way you can tell someone "stop being fucking retarded and play safe and farm you goddamn idiot stop trading with riven she's 10 kills ahead of you for fucks sake."
#10 - Captainunhelpful (10/19/2014) [-]
It's generally a shitty way to tell someone to play more cautiously. A huge chunk of people who feed refuse to stop playing extremely aggressively despite being 3 full items and 5 kills behind the opponent.
#19 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
nah, its a way to be a dick and wanting to be reported
User avatar #11 - lapsushominum (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I know but the way a lot of people word it makes it seem like I don't know I'm not supposed to be dying.
#8 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
"stop sucking balls lol noob" -Teemo
User avatar #7 - lapsushominum (10/19/2014) [-]
"Stop feeding them"
"Oh shit. I'm not supposed to die to them? Well fuck, I better stop then"
#1 - Reminds me of left 4 dead 2 so much. . . 10/16/2014 on Hotel of clowns +5
#55 - it's a myth because it's not real right?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on oh kari +5
#56 - guests (09/26/2014) [-]
#44 - no i will contain nothing! YOU CANNOT STOP MEEE 09/25/2014 on 12 days away 0
#42 - ok ok ok now i'm ******* excited this is going to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on 12 days away 0
#43 - maguitox (09/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - wizadry (09/25/2014) [-]
no i will contain nothing! YOU CANNOT STOP MEEE
#17 - wait does that mean this anime will do tohsaka's route?? inste…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on 12 days away 0
User avatar #20 - maguitox (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - wizadry (09/24/2014) [-]
ok ok ok now i'm fucking excited this is going to be the hottest shit ever
#43 - maguitox (09/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - wizadry (09/25/2014) [-]
no i will contain nothing! YOU CANNOT STOP MEEE
#133 - that's the best way to describe a pro-tag i've heard in ages, … 09/23/2014 on flat is just okay +1
#58 - man i hope so but it's gonna be ages before anyone finds out i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on flat is just okay 0
#128 - innocentbabies (09/23/2014) [-]
I agree, I prefer anime when they have non-shinji protagonists.
User avatar #133 - wizadry (09/23/2014) [-]
that's the best way to describe a pro-tag i've heard in ages, tho i dont mind shinjilike pro-tags i just hate it when they stay that way for too long like simon from gurren he mans up after a while and i was cool with that tho i do love the default awesome protag the best
#250 - that gif man, it's as smooth as a baby's buttock 09/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#14 - because that's your life goal, obviously 09/13/2014 on Life Goals VS Video Games +6
#13 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on Life Goals VS Video Games 0
#103 - MTG posters in background im all for this guy 09/10/2014 on Boogie2988 has a message. +1
#55 - >pc release comes out > bro shouts me the game cos h… 09/09/2014 on Darksouls Stories +2
#54 - >playing DS for the first time >My older brother wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Darksouls Stories +2
User avatar #55 - wizadry (09/09/2014) [-]
>pc release comes out
> bro shouts me the game cos he loves it and wants to do some summons later etc when i catch up
>figure ill go to the skeletons anyway get all the items around the joint parry skeletons 4 life
>killed by a skeleton again but who cares i got the items
>continue on with the game
>got the lord vessel etc finally skeleton time for real
> get to the staircase
>pretty far on in lvl's now so it's far more efficient to just hit the skeletons then parry them
>up to the stair case near the necromancer's. skeletons easy as balls nowadays
>slautghering them in packs
>running down the stairs to get to the necro's
>skeletons in the way so i do a jump attack to continue my momentum
>parried by a skeleton didn't even know they could parry at the time let alone the fact that you could parry jump attacks
>it's fine tho i have enough hp to take the hit and im on full
>game glitches as i get parried as it tries to level my charater with the skeleton for the animation
>fall through floor as i'm brought down to the skeletons lvl on the stairs
>die with 100K souls, wasnt sure what to level at the time as i was considering splashing some magic for darkmoon blade or crystal magic weapon etc
>run down stairs to get my souls being careful not to make any stupid edge fall'y mistakes etc
>there in sight but skeletons block my path
>get parried
>fall through floor again
>quit dark souls till dark souls 2 comes out
#5 - 100% accurate 09/07/2014 on Not for casuls 0
#9 - hard to say what i'd prefer  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on well shit +5
#67 - azumeow (09/07/2014) [-]
Yandere. At least with them you have someone who will love you.......

#105 - sirquidam (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeahhhh... No, I think I'd rather a necromorph. At least they're stupid, a psycho with a brain hell-bent on making you hers will be infinitely more frightening than a monster with one track mind that just wants to kill you.
User avatar #106 - azumeow (09/08/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeh, necromorphs are actually pretty smart. Not to mention infinitely more threatening than a yandere. Yanderes at least feel pain. You have a chance at surviving.
#7 - many thanks, your help here means many will benefit from my sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on favourite surprised patrick... +1
#8 - orthornicun (08/25/2014) [-]
#3 - source? i need it for science, also fapping.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on favourite surprised patrick... +5
#5 - dudesname (08/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - orthornicun (08/25/2014) [-]
damn you. i just looked it up too

heres a video list from me though www.hornytube.xxx/search/?q=carmen+ross
User avatar #7 - wizadry (08/25/2014) [-]
many thanks, your help here means many will benefit from my scientific advances, from all the science i'll be doing and stuff
#8 - orthornicun (08/25/2014) [-]
#4 - dudesname (08/25/2014) [-]
thumbing up for awareness
#1 - i had this happen to me once, except instead of a bird it was …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on That was wild +4
#6 - thesticklebricks (08/03/2014) [-]
i thought you were heading down this route
#1006484 - just for anyone who wants to know the pic in the post is from … 08/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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