So wait, either that isn't it or that was it and people flagged the image because you were spamming it.
I'm guessing that wasn't the picture.
Showmeshowme!

it was i spammed it.
just ask the thread.

Aw.
I wanted it to be gore.

Back.

And is that the Yu-Gi-Oh one with the dragons?

I said Hummingbird.

... Nope, I don't think I recall.
Is Hummingbird the title of the show?

No, that's just the god that revived her. The Hummingbird from the Nazca lines.

I reverse image searched it. So yes, it's Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds xD

Looks pretty cool though, I like it.

I have to go to bed now though, so I'll see you later!

Night.

Hello.

I haven't been in a good mood lately, so be careful for me being snappy.

I've also adopted a new mascot for bad moods, Carly, since she's, well, dead.

Seems good to me.

And what's the matter, is something up?

Remy and Mali.

Remy hates me now, and I hate him. Mali promised to try to help but apparently he didn't.

Who is Remi and why does he dislike you?

I told him my life story. And we were friends, and then I tried to help him, get him to look towards the future, but I'm not sure where I went wrong and now he hates me for trying to help...

That really sucks, especially if you were only trying to help.

Is there anything I can do to help the situation, or just you personally?

I don't really know who I am, so I have to rely on people telling me how I act so I can fix or enforce it...

I don't think anyone really knows who they are, just like how the sound of your own voice is distorted, I think the way you perceive yourself is not truly pure.
Everyone relies on others to tell them who they are, what their strengths and faults are. There's nothing wrong or different about it, some people just don't realise it.

Thanks...

I'm always here, whenever you want to talk.

Just watch out for Carly. It means I might snap at you.

Okay.

And there are two of her. When she was alive and after she died.

Sounds interesting, I'm guessing the one on the left is the dead one?

How were you able to tell?

Not sure if sarcasm.

She looks more mysterious and sad is all.

Yeah. She's the dead one and she was revived by the Hummingbird after she died. Yes, that's a hummingbird behind her.

Sounds interesting, what anime is this?

I have to go and have a bath now, but I'll see you soon, bye.

Same as always.

Oh gawd sorry.
I was eating, and then watching a film.
Back now, though I assume you're done.
/offline at that >.<

Not done, but I would still like to get in a call
If you want that is
:P
I was playing some games

And then I was having a bath. And now it's too late for me to speak.

Sorry about that. Still here though ^^

Ill call you in a sec... I need to finish something up...

Sorry, like I said, I'd love to but it's too late. And I may actually be going to bed soon, it's 2321 and I have an exam tomorrow.
Sucks.

Go to bread wired!

If it involves tits, I'm game.

alas. no. (I heard you a bisexual)

LIES AND SLANDER

*cough*

anyway i lost my banjo- keep your clothes on, man!

(No offense, but you really shouldn't be surprised, like 60% of the pony thread is bi).

... How many musical instruments are you going to lose on my ship?

Ugh, fine, I'll put a suit on.

(While we're on the note. Dat sexy suit.
I'm getting one. BEst thing ever, black with red pinstripes ^^)

i love music. (niiiiiiice)

You don't say.
What I don't understand is where you carry them all and how you leave stuff here without ever seeming to bring it in.
I'm starting to wonder if there even is a missing banjo...

(Eyyup. Can't buy it yet though, waste of money, I'm still growing taller -.-)

i'm going somewhere with the other royal guards later. basically get drunk off our asses

Haha. Sounds fun. Someone's birthday?

Don't forget to bring a banana, always bring a banana to a party.
Or a sombrero!

bye *Later i return*

Come! Dance with me!
Get your drunk ass over here you!

wha......*i dance with you* i'm confused. i'm not drunk....much

LIES
You're almost as drunk as I am!
-hic-

yeah....almost.........i'm insane....er than you!

you're scaring me

What!?
Oh... Sorry.

I just got bored waiting for you, I was already mildly inebriated so I forgot about time travel. By the time I remembered I was having too much fun to bother!
I decided to get -hic- a tad tipsy.

i got insane.

As in insanely drunk or as in you murdered all of the royal guard?
-hic-
Because believe me... I found out the hard way that the two can often coincide...

no....-hic- i was already insane......the germans body just added to that......

OH GAWD I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!














I left the oven on. Be right back!

(Incidentally I also am leaving, but I'll be back later. See you ^^)

dempsey always killing my minions! i hate him so.....

Okay, good ^^

So what else is there, anything you wanted to say or talk about?

nothing mutch
ima go look up some rp to fap to
cya

Will you link me to what you eventually choose?

i choose this
funnyjunk.com/user/Fryskelijer/4106#4106

Thank you.

Have fun ^^
See you later.

i allready fapped to it
it was hot
literally

I started, had to take a break. Going again now.

sexy

Done.

So hello there.

Hey there

What're you up to?

now looking on /b/ for anything interesting to look at

I think I'll actually go to bed now, goodnight!

same for me
have a good one

And you, goodnight ^^

Good night
sweet dreams

So yeah... That.

i know someone else here who is into that
i seen it too and its interesting
i asume that you want to be taken by that?

Yeah actually.
Uladak, who as of an hour or so ago is my boyfriend. Did I not mention? Don't think I did, sorry xD
Yeah. Him ^^ He's into it too.

And um. Dunno.
It's weird. Not necessarily, but yeah sure why not, it could work both ways.

Reaally!!? Tell more about that thats super cute!
lol btw i was lurking around and i found your friend evilsmiler in a rp..

lol well everybody has stuff my ex and me shared the same fetish of rape lol
he oh so wanted to hear me scream and cry while he does his stuff (not like hitting but in butthurt xD)

Well if you go lurk my comments (some more) then you'll see conversations between us. Then we moved on to Skype and Trillian, and now we're boyfriends ^^
It's nice. I dunno how to describe it.
I mean we live some 2500 miles away from each other, but how that isn't a problem is the best thing about the internet isn't it?

Oh yeah, I know about them.
He found out he was bi through doing roleplays with guys.
It's nothing new ^^

Haha, that's nice.
So do you like the idea of being raped? That is an interesting one.

lol i know that feel xD

hmmm.. well i love bieng fully dominated and forced to preform sexual acts against my own will
feeling useless while someone abushes my body for theire own pleasure
i also think the whole rape thing is intersting
its kidna one of the worst things that can happen to you cause you get fucked verry verry hard against your will and it leaves you a trauma
its interesting how that act can effect someone

Which feel?

Haha, everyone has their thing(s), mine are worse >.<
So why do you think you're attracted to the idea so much?

to have someone special over the internet


the feeling of bieng nothing whiel you feel getting fucked.. so you only feel that
tada
and i like to get it verry rought

Oh right ^^

Sounds like a fun time to me. I don't really know why, but I like the prospect of being in either position.

i also liek the whole 'do stuff against your will' thing youknow

Yeah.
Haha, you and rollipolli should start a club xD

I'm weird about it.
I'd love to be in that situation, but I'd want to be entirely comfortable with everything they made me do. So I guess it doesn't count, but that only really goes as far as "don't defecate on me and god help you if either of our feet go anywhere they don't belong" haha, I can't think of any other complaints I'd have.

lol what have me and him in common then?

well i wouldnt want someone to defecate on me youknow thaths just yeah not realted to sexual pleasure

You mean you don't know rollipolli?

Exactly. It is to some people, messed up people >.<
A tad hypocritical maybe, but you the the idea.
The idea I like is of normal or relatively normal sex acts being performed upon or by me, against (or at least seeming to be) the will of the receiver of said actions.
That's really the only way I can describe it.

well i know him a bit isnt he thath young whore fellow? xD

true true

Yes. He's highly into dominatrix.

yeah but im not into punishment but sex youknow
no whips or latex

I wouldn't mind the former, latex seems a little weird.
Though I haven't even thought of either so far during this conversation, so they're entirely separate to me.

wel okay well my fetish isnt that whole BDSM stuff

Me neither, not as a whole setup.
Whips are fucken sexy though, admit it.
I'm sorry, or is that too weird?

well no it okay lol

I literally just saved that gif about... 10 minutes ago?
I like coincidences like that ^^

I'm about to watch a film, but I'll still be here to reply intermittently.

Go ahead, what do you want to talk about about homosexuality?

how mutch experienche do you have with the sexual factor of homosexuality?

Rephrase?

Do you mean.
"How far have you gone with a guy?"
?

i mean how mutch sexual stuff did you do with a guy? like touch,romance..? sex? even internet stuff like rp.. caming stuff like that

I've never done anything with a guy IRL before.
I've had someone randomly start giving me a back massage while queuing for lunch in school. He knows I'm bi as well, he's just comfortable with that and really crazy and touchy-feely xD
I don't really think it counts.

I've RPd with loads of guys, I've had one send me pictures, yesterday or the day before :3
I am yet to send any back yet. I feel rude, but also self-conscious.

And you?

Lets see...
at school i wrestled alot with the bi guy lol (he always started it)
on the internet i rp'd a ton and had like 4 bf's verry nice guys and cute
i did cam'ing (sexual....) i had a short relation with someone wich i cammed with and he told me stuff to do and stuff i needed to do on cam (Lol eventually i resisted it but he can talk you into everything xD)
and thaths kidna it

Was the sexual camming person who told you what to do Adrian?
Because that man is the master of debate and persuasion xD

That would be too perfect.

ehmm his name is steven he's 22
fuck he's all crazy about me calling me babe EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!
he looks pretty cute too but..he's a huge pevert my ass hurted kidna after camming...

god i couldnt beleave of how mutch i listned to him i knew i was submisive but not that mutch i always did feel unconfertable while taking his orders lol but i always did them some how... *sigh*

Damn shame. That would have been hilarious.

Sounds bad though :\
It sucks he made you do things you didn't want to do, even as a sub you should only be guided to pleasure, not driven to pain >.<
Did you enjoy it though?

well it wasnt pain buutt.. yeaahh... in all honesty im never really confertable with the real thing like that.. (well it wasnt the real thing but it gets pretty close to it)
well yeah i did enjoy it youknow
i was just curiouse to do stuff even if i didnt feel good with it i did kidna want it
and i like the whole getting order thing

Yeah, that was an exaggeration, you know what I meant :3
Well as long as you enjoyed all of it, I don't see too much of a problem, if it satisfied your curiosity even if not your sexual drive, then that's good.

Haha, and yeah I'm the same.
Military mentality ftw. Respect.

ehmm honestly the military ordering thing is unrelated to the sexual ordering i did with him
and rather not have my military interests infolved with sexual stuff
its blashepy or how you call it at my opinion

Hm. Fair enough.
They can be different to you, but you can't deny they're linked and dependent on each other, aye?

And you mean "blasphemy" ?
That's a religious thing, I don't think it applies.

yeaaah... but i dont like the military have anything to do with sex and stuff. youknow..

Yes. I do know, that makes perfect sense and I admire your ability to do that and stand by the principle.

I am of Freudian incline, from an academic point of view.
Everything is connected to basic, primal instincts. My favourite of which being sex :D
Though I'm not saying I would find sexual pleasure in being given commands, if that's what you took it to mean.

I was just pointing out the genuine, undeniable connection between the two in the human psyche.

oh well its okay then
lol smart guy
so do you have any fetishes?

Maybesomesometimeswhydoyouask?

Do you?

Lolyousocutewhenyouarelikethat

Yeah,
Bondage and rape and some more

Oh. I have those!

And some more.

llliiikeee......???

Hawt.
That's pretty cool, I wish I could do that, but it doesn't seem to work so well, it's really just more of an enhancer to me.
Lucky ^^

Though this should be helped soon.
Once I get on to the meditation.
Which I have been planning for ages.
World's worst procrastinator.

So how are you?

Good. I had Confirmation last night, Thursday I talked with the girl I like, and I slept in till 15:20 today.

Confirmation?

That's nice ^^

Hah, I woke up at like, 9. I was at a friends house as well.
Not oo shabby.

Jewish service. You read a speech, read a prayer, get a blessing, and junk.

My speech basically said I'm not Jewish.

So you went to a Jewish ceremony, (as a Jew by birth?) to confirm that you were not of the Jewish faith?

I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, forgive my impertinence.

No it's not to confirm the Jewish faith. It was more to confirm that we're going to move on from the temple and go our ways.

So... Are you Jewish or not?

I'm entirely indifferent to your religious beliefs, I'm just thick and don't entirely understand what you're saying.

I'm about to watch Saw.

I'll TRY and come back to check every 5 minutes so we can run a conversation. K?

It's just I've been meaning to watch them for the longest time and you reminded me today, so I've just found it on Google.

Are they any good?

I had not watched them eigther until a few days ago.

Im a fan of horror so I decided to check them out. And yes they're pretty good. It gets abit boring at times, but theres always an epic twist at the end. You think Jigsaw is pretty clever already, but it turns out hes a mastermind.

That's why I like the sound of it more than say, some random zombie apocalypse film.

I like how intelligent it is, how everything is thought out and meant to happen; I also love the psychology behind it, how far will you go to save your own life?
Something Heavy Rain touched on too, how far will you go to save your son's life?

I'd ask out of interest if there is actually anyone who ever escapes a trap, but I'm sure there is and I am about to watch it, wouldn't want it spoiled :P

Ofcource there is. Jigsaw says he despices murderers. He put people who are ungrateful of their life to the test. If you're willing to go far enough you will survive.

However watch this series in order. If you watch them out of order you will ruin everything.

There are 7 films. Enjoy yourself.

So excited xD

And yes, I do plan on watching them in order, heh.

Which was your favourite of the 7?

Hard to say really. They were all pretty good. I really liked the third

A few months, maybe a year ago; I read the synopsis of every single one on Wikipedia because I was bored.
I don't remember anything about any of them, but I do remember liking the sound of the second and third the most.

Who knows? We shall see.

Why ould you read about the movies before even watching them?

I was tired, bored, interested and frankly a little too pussy to just watch the things.
Though to my credit I tried to find the first one, but it was in too low quality.
I can find things better now.

Oh comeon.
Saw isnt even scary. Its just gore

I used to be bothered by gore.

Then I realised how much I wanted to be a surgeon.

Dat cadaver!

Uhm what? xD

The moment I realised that my calling in life was cutting people open, taking out small pieces of metal and putting as much of them back together as possible was pretty much the same moment I stopped being bothered by things on the internet.
Get it?

You wanna be a doctor?

In the British military.
Captain Richard Mullan M.D
It has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?

Why, are you interested in medicine?

Hello there. Nice music, how are you?

Just woke up
In the mood for jumpy music
Cant go to friends today, maybe tomorrow
I cant tell how I am, and its why I fucking love that picture up there
A little sad, a little angry, a little happy, a little tired, a little energetic
What the fuck are you doing chemical imbalances?

How are you?
What are you up to?

Sorry, had to go eat, back now.

I know exactly how you feel.
Especially with CFS, every chemical in my brain just works backwards I swear, haha.

I'm okay, I'm just chatting to people.

I don't even know what part of my brain I'm in today
It's really annoying, physically and mentally
Nice, any interesting conversations?

Hawt.

What do you mean by "part of my brain"

Though I think I know how you feel.
Where you just kind of don't know exactly where you're at.

Hm. With Uladak. I'm such an awkward fuck o-0

Yeah, like completely lost
Like... I have no idea how I feel about anything and everything at all right now

What are you doing with Uladak?
Sex time?
lol

This feeling. I know it.
It comes often with a certain level of illness or tiredness.
Both of which I attain often -.-
I was so feverish once that I threw up into the toilet, this made me think I was in the Second World War. Only there were Martians.
Of course fever induced hallucinations are somewhat different to the day-to-day sensation, I was merely giving an extreme example ^^
You'll get better, rest up if your head is feeling funny, you might be tired, no matter how much sleep you got.

No.
Better :3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNccio7Jo4
Maybe I mean... I dont even know

You don't know what?

Angry
Confused
Detached
Happy
Energetic
Loving
Depressed
Hopeless
Startled
Fearful

I don't know what I'm feeling on anything, or what to do about it, I have slept enough, what the fuck is wrong?

It happens to everyone. You're on a bit of an off-day.
Settle down, you'll be fine.
As long as nothing's wrong, none of those negative emotions should be there.
Has something happened?

When you have felt like this for a few weeks, it gets to you.
There are PLENTY things wrong, none I want to complain about.
I don't like telling people my problems, when I look back on it I feel like a whiny bitch.
Its not even like I have allot of problems, but I don't know whats bothering me so much, its not like any other day.

That's a little silly.
Just because you don't have cancer and your parents don't abuse you doesn't mean you don't still have problems. It's all subjective, and the problems you have are obviously affecting you in a serious way, regardless of how severe they may appear in comparison.
The best thing you can do is be open and share, it will make you feel better.
I don't mind what it is. And no one will blame you for "whining," if you're upset by something then people shouldn't care what it is which has upset you, merely the fact that you are upset. Anyone who claims you're whining is being ridiculous.

Well I do already know most of this.. for myself.. its just it still irrationally upsets me.
I don't like doing it but I can justify it even though it may help.
Its fine, really, thank you wired.
You're a good person, friend.

I think Ill just get something to eat, relax and play some skyrim.
What are you up to?

I know the feeling.
Though really, I can account first hand. Let's just say that I went to a friend recently to talk about something, and if I hadn't, I would have a few more scars on my arms and wrists than I already do...
I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that, but I have, we'll see.

Thank you. That means a lot.
If you think you're okay, it sounds like a good plan :3

I'm not up to much. Talking to Uladak, Richard. Who is now my boyfriend ^^
I am very happy.

That's very nice to know
Hope both of you enjoy each other :)

Well I cant say I will worry, only because I cant do anything about it.
Self inflicted pain has always seemed... counter productive.
Though it could be considered a negative form of venting.
Stop hurting yourself :I honestly it seems to be the people that I find that make life worth living are always the ones hurting themselves or suffering.

I think I'm well, just needed to take my mind off of things for a bit was all.
I have been feeling like this for weeks, as soon as a few situations pass Ill be fine again.

Also I'm always here if you need to vent.

Thank you ^^

That's an amazing ethos, one which I share.

I know. It's stupid. Let my run you by what's happened so far.
It was a Monday night, about 4am on the Tuesday and I was really tired but had to stay awake because I had a lot of ICT coursework to do. So I cut lightly into my arm with a blunt knife to give myself an adrenaline boost to stay awake. Seems fair enough.
Then, I just did it again, like a week later. I don't know, I felt like it.
And it's just snowballed from there, I've taken the razor out of a pencil sharpener. It wasn't a way of venting originally, but now because it's caused me to become anxious and stressed, I use it as a relief from itself, which of course backfires.
I don't know... That's the worst part. If I knew I had a reason for doing it, I wouldn't be so worried, but I don't.
Thanks for trawling through that. I know, I'm useless. I just need to vent at a few people... I know how you feel, I feel very guilty for inflicting that on you now, but it's too late.

Yeah. It must suck, do you have exams? They can take their toll.
I hope you're right. And likewise, if you ever need to talk, I'm here. Okay?

Its fine wiredguy, take it easy.

Yeah, more than just exams.
Thank you for the offer, Ill take you up on it sooner or later.

Okay, you do that.
Feel better.

Yes?

nothing.......*blood is dripping out of my helmet*

WTF?

what?

You have some...

You know what? Never mind.
Have fun on the moon base, I need to get going.

*I walk outside and i fall unconscious* *talking in sleep*i hate you dempsey.......

Oh god...

*drags undeadchimp back into the TARDIS, lays him down on a couch*

What the fuck is it this time man?

*Knocked out*

*looks over with sonic*

*to self* He'll be fine... He just needs to rest for a bit, I can't seem to see where all this blood came from though, it's stopped now...

*you hear a voice in your head* you sure? he's like a child

WHAT

he has annoyed you at every turn. you want to sleep his throat while he is knocked out. i know you do

Quit the bullshit, who are you?

*I start to wake up* wha.......

Hi there, how are you?

i'm ok. how about you?

Not bad.

good. have you seen my guitar anywhere?

No, don't think so, did you leave it here?

i'm not quite sure. still having gender problems?

Eh, sort, I haven't changed to male yet today, but at this point I really don't take much notice of it.

But look for your guitar, it may take a while though, you know this place is infinitely large?

eh....i'll buy a new one. i am going back to the moon base for research. wanna come?

I'd love to, but I'm a little busy right now.

alright. *i slip and hit my head* buggerfuck

You okay!?

......i'm OK

You sure?

i'm just peachy. really! couldn't be better! *intense amounts of sarcasm detected*

i have been feeling...shy and sad lately....why?

I don't know, is anything up?

hmm......e last thing i remember is going to a lake with octavia

Well you certainly said you enjoyed that.

anyway...... whooves......erm......

Haha, sounds hot xD

Are those Pokeballs?
Oh lord.

Oh yes.

^^

Bueno indeed.

That picture is ever forged into my mind.

Haha. Maid outfit and butter?

Damn you.

I'm sorry what was that?

I didn't even save this picture at first, haha, I thought it was too weird.

I shouldn't like.

I forget, are you bi?
It's hard to keep track -.-

And yeah, haha, this has to be the most hilarious post-coitus ever xD

That i am.

Ohgoody.
Here's the maid outfit's first appearance on Male Doc xD

>Implying i don't already have it saved.

Haha ^^

Panties :3

Oh and we're on my profile aren't we? So I can post the NSFW ones.

I feel the same actually.

But surely there are some gay guys in your area too? I find it hard to believe there wouldn't be.

hmmm mostly fags but i like the normal fellows like you for example and other folk who are normal

Oh gawd yes. I hate the really flashy, show-off gay guys.

those guys made me so ashamed youknow
and queationmyself for not liking guys
but got hope back cause love between 2 normal guys is just so fucking Cuuttee!!!\
but gtg need to do my hair (haircut im good at that lol)

I know how you feel.

Okay. See you later!

Not too bad yeah, being lazy.
Working out a Mensa brainteaser actually, it's not as hard as I thought it would be.

And you?

hmm whats that
im listing to some new dubstep and just at the computer while its pretty weather outside
there aint mutch to do outside and im lil budy with photoshop again youknow

This.

Haha, I'm much the same.
"Who needs the outside when I could be adding mustaches to my pony pictures!?"

Lol i just made this

hmmm looks weird what does it all mean ?

Haha xD
Looks good. Gave me a funny.
Now you just have to clean it up a little.

You have to work out what number the question mark should be.

hmmm complicated...well hows life?

Go on, give it a try :P

Pretty boring.
A little stressed about these exams next week, not much though.
Working out Mensa questions, like the badass I am xD

What about you?

Well life is pretty good
some emotional/feeling stuff attacks lately but its pretty fine
its also prety hott lately youknow
computering,some rp, some chilling
love my school friends they are cool

Sounds nice to me ^^

yeah hey so how are your school friends like?

Pretty nice I guess.

I don't keep many good friends, I only have a few but I'm very close to all of them.

Everyone at my school is really nice actually, there isn't really any common "bullying" as such.

i got a shitload of normal friends who arnt close to my at all lol
fun guys always acting a lil gay for the fun of it with some of them

Indeed, same.

They're friends, but I wouldn't call them friends if you know what I mean.

true true so...

Picture made me laugh.

i love photoshop lol

Me too ^^

Who'd have thought any program could make my IRLs even sexier?

yeah

It's PERFECT!

lol this is too funny
ohyeah btw the thing you sed that i need to get to the ones who flirt with me
well lets see i rather date a guy then a girl lately youknow
i think its more fun

Oh dear.
I'm sorry. I had about 20 alerts at once, I must have missed yours ;_;
Sucks.

I'm here though. And that was one hell of a compliment xD
Hey there smart, fit, nice fellow who everybody also loves :3

It's okay.

Lolwtf?

Oh nothing

So many cool gifs.

But seriously, WTF is happening with Charlie Brown?

looking into the afterlife

Oh okay. I'll see you later. Sleep well!