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#196 - Not gonna lie.. the only reason i looked this up on Youtube is… 03/27/2014 on I got a bow-ner! +1
#160 - The amount of material doesnt matter. The 1 cut will … 03/20/2014 on Let the butthurt flow... 0
#17 - Comment deleted 03/04/2014 on Imagine the size tip he got! 0
#5 - And drugs, nigella does love drugs 02/26/2014 on I wonder where the vegans are? +1
#9 - Im not sleeping with him!... 02/21/2014 on Story time +2
#33 - \Wasnt his soul already in 6 pieces? he didnt create the other…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on I am going to steal the... 0
#37 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah he had 6 horcruxes which people considered to be the limit possible. 7 is the most magical number according to the wizards, and when Voldemort split his soul into 7 parts that was a magical anomaly. He didn't intend to make Harry a horcrux, he accidently ripped his soul again from the blast of the backfired curse
#48 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok clarification time...
Voldy had already begun making horcruxes, the first of which was the ring. His vanity led him to choose objects and deaths which he considered significant. He made the ring a horcrux when he murded his father. This was while he was still at school.
He then tried to find out from Professor Slughorn what would happen if a wizrad made more than one horcrux; specifically seven. Slughorn kept quiet out of fear and shame.
The diary was also a horcux. Unlike the others, it was meant to find it's way back inside hogwarts. It contained a piece of Voldemort's soul, and possibly other enchantments to allow it to have access to some of his memories (the other horcruxes never showed this ability).
The locket and the cup were acquired from Hepzibah Smith. She later died, of *apparently* natural causes.
#50 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
The horcruxes were hidden in places which Voldemort deemed worthy. The cave where he first used magic to do significant harm to others, one of the oldest vaults in Gringotts, the last residence owned by the wizard half of his family, etc.
This was all before Harry.
By the time He went to kill Harry, Voldemort had made 5 horcruxes. He intended to use Harry's death to make the 6th and final one. The seventh part of his soul would remain inside him.
Harry was protected by his mother's loving sacrifice, as was explained above. The killing curse rebounded off Harry, onto Voldemort. Voldemort's soul was tethered to this world, and could not pass on, so instead the curse tore his body apart. Voldemort, now reduced to dust and vapour, fled.
#53 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
But whatever preparations were necessary to produce a Horcrux had already been made, and Voldemort's soul was weakened and unstable when he tried to kill Harry. The act of trying to kill him split his soul once more, and that piece latched itself onto the strongest soul it could - that of Harry. This all happened in an instant - the curse, the backfire, the splitting of the soul, the destruction, the scar, all of it.
That is how Harry became a horcrux.
Quirrel was not a horcrux, merely a coerced volunteer for possession.
#26 - But Voldemort turned into some ethereal turban hiding, unicorn…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2014 on I am going to steal the... 0
#32 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Harry was protected by Lilys dying love for him, Love is the most powerful magic as explained y Dumbledore, and Voldemort was especially susceptible to it because he was essentially an embodiment of hatred. Dude couldnt understand love. So his curse rebounded off Harry and caused Voldemort to rip his soul into an unthought of 7 pieces. This damaged him beyond repair and harmed his body, but he wasn't dead.
#33 - winthorpe (02/18/2014) [-]
\Wasnt his soul already in 6 pieces? he didnt create the other 6 horcruxs when he tried to kill harry... they already existed he jsut created Harry
#37 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah he had 6 horcruxes which people considered to be the limit possible. 7 is the most magical number according to the wizards, and when Voldemort split his soul into 7 parts that was a magical anomaly. He didn't intend to make Harry a horcrux, he accidently ripped his soul again from the blast of the backfired curse
#48 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok clarification time...
Voldy had already begun making horcruxes, the first of which was the ring. His vanity led him to choose objects and deaths which he considered significant. He made the ring a horcrux when he murded his father. This was while he was still at school.
He then tried to find out from Professor Slughorn what would happen if a wizrad made more than one horcrux; specifically seven. Slughorn kept quiet out of fear and shame.
The diary was also a horcux. Unlike the others, it was meant to find it's way back inside hogwarts. It contained a piece of Voldemort's soul, and possibly other enchantments to allow it to have access to some of his memories (the other horcruxes never showed this ability).
The locket and the cup were acquired from Hepzibah Smith. She later died, of *apparently* natural causes.
#50 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
The horcruxes were hidden in places which Voldemort deemed worthy. The cave where he first used magic to do significant harm to others, one of the oldest vaults in Gringotts, the last residence owned by the wizard half of his family, etc.
This was all before Harry.
By the time He went to kill Harry, Voldemort had made 5 horcruxes. He intended to use Harry's death to make the 6th and final one. The seventh part of his soul would remain inside him.
Harry was protected by his mother's loving sacrifice, as was explained above. The killing curse rebounded off Harry, onto Voldemort. Voldemort's soul was tethered to this world, and could not pass on, so instead the curse tore his body apart. Voldemort, now reduced to dust and vapour, fled.
#53 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
But whatever preparations were necessary to produce a Horcrux had already been made, and Voldemort's soul was weakened and unstable when he tried to kill Harry. The act of trying to kill him split his soul once more, and that piece latched itself onto the strongest soul it could - that of Harry. This all happened in an instant - the curse, the backfire, the splitting of the soul, the destruction, the scar, all of it.
That is how Harry became a horcrux.
Quirrel was not a horcrux, merely a coerced volunteer for possession.
#14 - Wouldn't the pebble suck? surely you would need to kn…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/18/2014 on I am going to steal the... 0
#22 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
You can't die if you have a Horcrux. Its not like another life you need to find if you're killed, it's when you literally pur part of your soul in an object. As long as it isn't magically destroyed you're invincible
User avatar #27 - Ryukenblaze (02/18/2014) [-]
which is exactly why voldemort went without a body for 14 YEARS after having a killing curse rebound on him......

read the damn books son
#30 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Dude i love those books i read them yearly. That was a magical anamoly which caused Voldemort to rip his soul into 7 peices. 7 being the most magic number, also this was extrodinarily odd as this was considered impossible. He caused Harry to become a Horcrux with the blast of the curse, hurting himself with his own curse because he could'nt harm Harry because he was protected by the power of Lily Potters dying love, which Voldemort never understood. Also Voldemort had an infants weak body, he wasnt dead. Can't touch my Potter knowledge son.
#26 - winthorpe (02/18/2014) [-]
But Voldemort turned into some ethereal turban hiding, unicorn blood drinking gollum looking fucker when he tried to kill harry.

by your logic surely he shouldnt have?
#32 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Harry was protected by Lilys dying love for him, Love is the most powerful magic as explained y Dumbledore, and Voldemort was especially susceptible to it because he was essentially an embodiment of hatred. Dude couldnt understand love. So his curse rebounded off Harry and caused Voldemort to rip his soul into an unthought of 7 pieces. This damaged him beyond repair and harmed his body, but he wasn't dead.
#33 - winthorpe (02/18/2014) [-]
\Wasnt his soul already in 6 pieces? he didnt create the other 6 horcruxs when he tried to kill harry... they already existed he jsut created Harry
#37 - whycantibefunny (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah he had 6 horcruxes which people considered to be the limit possible. 7 is the most magical number according to the wizards, and when Voldemort split his soul into 7 parts that was a magical anomaly. He didn't intend to make Harry a horcrux, he accidently ripped his soul again from the blast of the backfired curse
#48 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok clarification time...
Voldy had already begun making horcruxes, the first of which was the ring. His vanity led him to choose objects and deaths which he considered significant. He made the ring a horcrux when he murded his father. This was while he was still at school.
He then tried to find out from Professor Slughorn what would happen if a wizrad made more than one horcrux; specifically seven. Slughorn kept quiet out of fear and shame.
The diary was also a horcux. Unlike the others, it was meant to find it's way back inside hogwarts. It contained a piece of Voldemort's soul, and possibly other enchantments to allow it to have access to some of his memories (the other horcruxes never showed this ability).
The locket and the cup were acquired from Hepzibah Smith. She later died, of *apparently* natural causes.
#50 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
The horcruxes were hidden in places which Voldemort deemed worthy. The cave where he first used magic to do significant harm to others, one of the oldest vaults in Gringotts, the last residence owned by the wizard half of his family, etc.
This was all before Harry.
By the time He went to kill Harry, Voldemort had made 5 horcruxes. He intended to use Harry's death to make the 6th and final one. The seventh part of his soul would remain inside him.
Harry was protected by his mother's loving sacrifice, as was explained above. The killing curse rebounded off Harry, onto Voldemort. Voldemort's soul was tethered to this world, and could not pass on, so instead the curse tore his body apart. Voldemort, now reduced to dust and vapour, fled.
#53 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
But whatever preparations were necessary to produce a Horcrux had already been made, and Voldemort's soul was weakened and unstable when he tried to kill Harry. The act of trying to kill him split his soul once more, and that piece latched itself onto the strongest soul it could - that of Harry. This all happened in an instant - the curse, the backfire, the splitting of the soul, the destruction, the scar, all of it.
That is how Harry became a horcrux.
Quirrel was not a horcrux, merely a coerced volunteer for possession.
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#16 - havockwzy (01/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - davidavidson ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
You r postin on mah content m8??
User avatar #8 to #7 - davidavidson ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I'll dec u in m8
#9 to #8 - winthorpe (06/09/2013) [-]
Bring it boy, ill feckin' Merc you!... BRRAAAPPPP!!!
#10 to #9 - davidavidson ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
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I'll pek yer eye out with me coq m80
#11 to #10 - winthorpe (06/09/2013) [-]
OI, you keep your cock in your pants, you poofta!

I aint got time for no nancy boy
User avatar #12 to #11 - davidavidson ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
2 much Yurop speak 4 me
User avatar #1 - davidavidson ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
I knew this kid named Timothy Winthorpe from Wisconson. Biggest pussy I've ever meet
#2 to #1 - winthorpe (05/27/2013) [-]
Good for you buddy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - davidavidson ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend. It's 3 Am..
#4 to #3 - winthorpe (05/27/2013) [-]
Its 09:35 here....

you had a good **** post and i wanted to see what else you had
User avatar #5 to #4 - davidavidson ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
That's my only one haha. Ever.
#6 to #5 - winthorpe (05/27/2013) [-]
Ahh, Let down!
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