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    I didnt feel welcome here I didnt feel welcome here
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    I don't need to go to work I don't need to go to work
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    seems legit seems legit
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    bad idea bad idea
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    im still nibbling im still nibbling
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    fuck this fuck this
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#8 - Picture 10/22/2014 on fuck toys and boys +8
#17 - i was gona say that 10/22/2014 on Japan?? +2
#20 - Picture 10/18/2014 on Nooooo 0
#86 - does anyone still have that hand with the joint in it? 09/30/2014 on The vibrator hand strikes 0
#18651 - well imagine trying to get a PR in squats when all u do is wal…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18661 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
But its not like I bike a ton. I only bike to nd from work and walk everywere else. I do squats at begining of week and deads at the end
#296 - i guess im gonna have to be productive or something 09/30/2014 on I'm switching servers over... 0
#35 - its disturbing how his eyes are still open for a little bit li…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Morbid pictures comp part 3 0
User avatar #59 - crazyanimal (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm no expert on this but even after you shoot yourself in the head, you are still alive for another 10 to 20 seconds. Kinda like how people described in the old days after people get their heads chopped off they are able to look around to the crowd for a short time.
#79 - hueduebue (09/29/2014) [-]
No usually when a bullet shreds through your brain(since a bullet expands and causes large damage) it usually shuts off the brain instantly. Sometimes people's eyes doesn't close when they instantly die. Because in this case he had his eyes open all the time and din't even flinch or close them. Like with hands if you die with them closed and clenched they stay like that. Or if they were open they'd keep open.

But there are people of course who survived a gunshot to the head. And usually you end up having a ton of brain functions impaired. Like speech/thinking/perception/etc.
But in most cases you are dead when a bullet passes through your brain. Your brain MAY still be active for a mintue afterwards because its a huge shock and then it shuts down. But YOU would be dead the instant the bullet entered
#18623 - ive been training without using headphones lately and i think … 09/29/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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User avatar #3 to #2 - winners (07/31/2014) [-]
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