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#154734 - lol face first  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154735 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
well then, the use of makeup should be done with 2 things in mind,
the sensitivity of your skin and the product. That's all i know about makeup. Don't buy the cheap stuff and don't fill your face with it.
#17772 - you got a point there Rick  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17773 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
don't call me Shirley
#154726 - so I tried makeup once and i guess i picked the wrong kind? wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154732 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
you should just focus on one problem at a time. Get your hamstrings fixed.
User avatar #154734 - winners (09/15/2014) [-]
lol face first
User avatar #154735 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
well then, the use of makeup should be done with 2 things in mind,
the sensitivity of your skin and the product. That's all i know about makeup. Don't buy the cheap stuff and don't fill your face with it.
#17769 - so i strained my hamstring bad and for some reason since then,…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17771 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
dude your body tells you when something is wrong so you need to listen to it. Take a few days off. You're not gonna get skinny in 2 or 3 days, just let yourself recover. Pushing further on can make your injury worse.
User avatar #17772 - winners (09/15/2014) [-]
you got a point there Rick
User avatar #17773 - hsm (09/15/2014) [-]
don't call me Shirley
#153637 - no ive been trying to get some just to see what it does for me…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153644 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
Even though it's easy swiggity's way, I don't reccommend that dude. People react differently to Xanax, like for me it makes me feel sick, I don't want to move, like I'm dying. For my brother who is a diagnosed Bipolar, it does exactly what it's supposed to, calm him down. Not like a zombie, but his stress goes down dramatically. You should see a medical professional to see which stress reliever is best for you. You might be allergic to Xanax too, that is a risk you won't know blindly taking it from a drug dealer. Your doctor will give you the best medicine that fits your specifics, like I use Clonazepam for my stress, and it works absolute wonders. I still say go to the doctor or pych first, but do whatever man.
#153639 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
you should look in suburban areas then, middle class white kids tend to be excellent at getting depression medication
#153624 - how does one go about getting prescribed xanex? i think its ab…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153666 - thirdjess (09/08/2014) [-]
If you want Xanax just for a chill, go to a doctor and tell them you're afraid of flying and you're going on vacation soon. Most doctors prescribe Xanax (not sure why). If you want Xanax because you have or suspect you have legitimate Anxiety problems like myself, definitely go to a psychiatrist, or you might need to go to a doctor to be recommended to see a psych, depending on where you live.

Personally for the latter I would more so recommend going to see a psych and learning excercises to control your anxiety like I have, depending on expensive drugs is good for no body, least of all you.
#153632 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
ive had xanax from my local drug dealer, did you try them?
User avatar #153637 - winners (09/08/2014) [-]
no ive been trying to get some just to see what it does for me but its hard for that stuff i guess
User avatar #153644 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
Even though it's easy swiggity's way, I don't reccommend that dude. People react differently to Xanax, like for me it makes me feel sick, I don't want to move, like I'm dying. For my brother who is a diagnosed Bipolar, it does exactly what it's supposed to, calm him down. Not like a zombie, but his stress goes down dramatically. You should see a medical professional to see which stress reliever is best for you. You might be allergic to Xanax too, that is a risk you won't know blindly taking it from a drug dealer. Your doctor will give you the best medicine that fits your specifics, like I use Clonazepam for my stress, and it works absolute wonders. I still say go to the doctor or pych first, but do whatever man.
#153639 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
you should look in suburban areas then, middle class white kids tend to be excellent at getting depression medication
User avatar #153629 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor and/or a Psychiatrist, tell them about your anxiety, symptoms, how it effects your life. If it inhibits you from doing things you wish you could, or makes common, daily things a chore when it really shouldn't be. You could probably ask for Xanax once you've fully explained your anxiety, but most doctors won't like that. Based off what you tell them, they will give you either Xanax, or something in the same class as Xanax to help cope with stress, something like Clonazepam.

Hope that helped.
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#151506 - I started when i was like little 08/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151356 - u gotta start early in life to really be good at it. otherwise…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151410 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
how early? im 21 right now.
User avatar #151506 - winners (08/26/2014) [-]
I started when i was like little

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thanks man
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