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#10 - how do you lose your hands in a fishing explosion? 08/15/2012 on A True Legend 0
#91 - welcome to funnyjunk where the commenters are political expert… 08/15/2012 on Drew Carey 0
#17 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMoQHpvFQQ 08/15/2012 on MOTHAFUCKING GANDALF 0
#1 - how is this funny? 08/15/2012 on What? 0
#8 - you know nothing of the christian faith. 08/15/2012 on Take That +2
#4 - mfw when that's not nicki minaj's real facebook 08/15/2012 on Facebook ( 35,995 ) +1
#9 - what's wrong with her teeth? i mean the lips are nice but the … 08/15/2012 on Want a kiss? 0
#29 - because some people find their sound obnoxious. 08/15/2012 on Just a Question. 0
#2 - yea but still have fun wiping your ass with perforated metal 08/15/2012 on Oh God. Why? 0
#158 - jesus christ... there are going to be more than 12 characters …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Genius, Sony 0
User avatar #166 - taokami (08/14/2012) [-]
hey, it's just a thought, no reason getting your nipples in a bundle.
#133 - obviously they will be revealing more. do you really think tha… 08/14/2012 on Genius, Sony 0
#226 - where's the funny? 08/14/2012 on For Blow +6
#113 - lol the final roster of sony characters is not 12 for playstat… 08/14/2012 on Genius, Sony 0
#33 - i guess so. i thought more people would find this funny but i … 08/14/2012 on gotta catch 0
#26 - attack its weak point for massive damage!  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2012 on gotta catch +3
User avatar #30 - tariv (08/14/2012) [-]
Giant Enemy enemy Crab crab crab
User avatar #27 - ninjalazor (08/14/2012) [-]
you should have used a different reaction pic
#33 - windoftime (08/14/2012) [-]
i guess so. i thought more people would find this funny but i guess that the reference is overused like the ridge racer one...
User avatar #28 - heirofaniu (08/14/2012) [-]
Anyone who uses that quote in a serious manner deserves to be forever alone.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
said the guy with red thumbs...
User avatar #51 - heirofaniu (08/14/2012) [-]
I really don't give a shit about thumbs, they have no application in the real world.
#32 - HFW he got no nudes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on how to motivate your team +10
#58 - naeoro (08/25/2012) [-]
HFW he got IP
#24 - both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. … 08/12/2012 on Just Cause 0
#22 - nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause 0
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#20 - lol you talk about their virus strains like the final battle t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause 0
User avatar #21 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
first off, Mercer was lucky to have survived that blast he barley did, and if that crow wasn't there he would have died. Secondly Heller was stronger and more resilient, because as you said it was just two guys pounding one each other. Mercer before the virus was a meek-ish scientist while before the virus Heller was in an advanced military corp. So he was much more physically badass, not to mention he was driven by his want to avenge his wife and to protect his daughter. And by the end game they were about the same mass wise as Mercer only really absorbed mass at the end when he ate his lackeys, where-as Heller was absorbing mass all over the place, and of other super infected. Mercer and Heller both started off as asshats of the higher degrees, the only difference is by the end Mercer was still an royal asshat, and Heller was less of an ass and just wanted to get his daughter, Mercer's sister, and get out alive. He redeemed himself and had more of a growth character wise.
#22 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#17 - mercer had built up so much more mass than heller had in the t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause 0
User avatar #19 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
First off, Mercer rebuilt himself from a crow, so all that mass was lost from the first game. Secondly what makes Heller so inferior? from a scientific and logical point his form of the virus was stronger, as it was a new strain formed inside Heller that was resistant to the older strain, hence why Mercer couldn't kill Heller the time he tried after Heller killed that team of scientist. Finally which sounds more realistic and logical
1. A man who has amnesia, and strange powers, who knows nothing about his past so he sets out to find it eventually proving he did it tom himself and then he spreads it further after doing a total character flip from being the brotherly guy, to a dick.
or
2. A man, who because of the afore mentioned dick, lost his family and normal life, which causes him to want vengeance, and when he gets the ability to take his vengeance against those who caused his problems, the dick, and the company the dick worked for and the guys trying to kill him. Not to mention when it gets down to it he is a good guy and spares corporal dick-basket because he has a wife and kid.
Which sounds like a better story?
#20 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
lol you talk about their virus strains like the final battle that mercer and heller had was a biological one But it wasn't IT WAS JUST TWO GUYS POUNDING ON EACHOTHER. from a stanpoint of which one was personally more resilient i would still give that to mercer because he still survived a nuclear explosion. also he would still have gained more mass than heller because he was super powered longer even if the nuclear blast took away all of his old mass. and don't say that heller is a sympathetic character. he kills people in the street.
User avatar #21 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
first off, Mercer was lucky to have survived that blast he barley did, and if that crow wasn't there he would have died. Secondly Heller was stronger and more resilient, because as you said it was just two guys pounding one each other. Mercer before the virus was a meek-ish scientist while before the virus Heller was in an advanced military corp. So he was much more physically badass, not to mention he was driven by his want to avenge his wife and to protect his daughter. And by the end game they were about the same mass wise as Mercer only really absorbed mass at the end when he ate his lackeys, where-as Heller was absorbing mass all over the place, and of other super infected. Mercer and Heller both started off as asshats of the higher degrees, the only difference is by the end Mercer was still an royal asshat, and Heller was less of an ass and just wanted to get his daughter, Mercer's sister, and get out alive. He redeemed himself and had more of a growth character wise.
#22 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#13 - if you legitimately think that heller was stronger than mercer…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause +1
User avatar #16 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Heller was stronger, because he was the new strain of the Blacklight. The virus mutated when it was forcibly spread to Heller, who was already stronger then Mercer in terms of will, then Mercer gave him the new form of blacklight, which made him a vengeance machine.
#17 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
mercer had built up so much more mass than heller had in the time that he was infected not to mention he was apparently capable of survivng nuclear blasts. heller would stand no chance in a realistic fight. not to mention hellers character makes absolutely no sense.
User avatar #19 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
First off, Mercer rebuilt himself from a crow, so all that mass was lost from the first game. Secondly what makes Heller so inferior? from a scientific and logical point his form of the virus was stronger, as it was a new strain formed inside Heller that was resistant to the older strain, hence why Mercer couldn't kill Heller the time he tried after Heller killed that team of scientist. Finally which sounds more realistic and logical
1. A man who has amnesia, and strange powers, who knows nothing about his past so he sets out to find it eventually proving he did it tom himself and then he spreads it further after doing a total character flip from being the brotherly guy, to a dick.
or
2. A man, who because of the afore mentioned dick, lost his family and normal life, which causes him to want vengeance, and when he gets the ability to take his vengeance against those who caused his problems, the dick, and the company the dick worked for and the guys trying to kill him. Not to mention when it gets down to it he is a good guy and spares corporal dick-basket because he has a wife and kid.
Which sounds like a better story?
#20 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
lol you talk about their virus strains like the final battle that mercer and heller had was a biological one But it wasn't IT WAS JUST TWO GUYS POUNDING ON EACHOTHER. from a stanpoint of which one was personally more resilient i would still give that to mercer because he still survived a nuclear explosion. also he would still have gained more mass than heller because he was super powered longer even if the nuclear blast took away all of his old mass. and don't say that heller is a sympathetic character. he kills people in the street.
User avatar #21 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
first off, Mercer was lucky to have survived that blast he barley did, and if that crow wasn't there he would have died. Secondly Heller was stronger and more resilient, because as you said it was just two guys pounding one each other. Mercer before the virus was a meek-ish scientist while before the virus Heller was in an advanced military corp. So he was much more physically badass, not to mention he was driven by his want to avenge his wife and to protect his daughter. And by the end game they were about the same mass wise as Mercer only really absorbed mass at the end when he ate his lackeys, where-as Heller was absorbing mass all over the place, and of other super infected. Mercer and Heller both started off as asshats of the higher degrees, the only difference is by the end Mercer was still an royal asshat, and Heller was less of an ass and just wanted to get his daughter, Mercer's sister, and get out alive. He redeemed himself and had more of a growth character wise.
#22 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#4 - white cats... always keeping the black cats down.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on KIDNAPPING CAUGHT ON TAPE +2
#5 - ramerez Comment deleted by windoftime
#10 - played through the first one and i watched a playthrough of th…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause -3
User avatar #18 - wiljones (08/12/2012) [-]
i agree mercer was a more likable character so killing him wasnt very satisfying
mercer also had cooler moves than heller
User avatar #12 - kronon (08/12/2012) [-]
Mercer should've stayed the awesome bastard that he was in the second one and it would've been perfect. The first one was great though.
#11 - fiskars (08/12/2012) [-]
Do you even know why mercer gets his ass kicked? He spread the blacklight virus dumb shit. He had to be stopped.
#13 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
if you legitimately think that heller was stronger than mercer you're an idiot who needs to play both games again.
User avatar #16 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Heller was stronger, because he was the new strain of the Blacklight. The virus mutated when it was forcibly spread to Heller, who was already stronger then Mercer in terms of will, then Mercer gave him the new form of blacklight, which made him a vengeance machine.
#17 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
mercer had built up so much more mass than heller had in the time that he was infected not to mention he was apparently capable of survivng nuclear blasts. heller would stand no chance in a realistic fight. not to mention hellers character makes absolutely no sense.
User avatar #19 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
First off, Mercer rebuilt himself from a crow, so all that mass was lost from the first game. Secondly what makes Heller so inferior? from a scientific and logical point his form of the virus was stronger, as it was a new strain formed inside Heller that was resistant to the older strain, hence why Mercer couldn't kill Heller the time he tried after Heller killed that team of scientist. Finally which sounds more realistic and logical
1. A man who has amnesia, and strange powers, who knows nothing about his past so he sets out to find it eventually proving he did it tom himself and then he spreads it further after doing a total character flip from being the brotherly guy, to a dick.
or
2. A man, who because of the afore mentioned dick, lost his family and normal life, which causes him to want vengeance, and when he gets the ability to take his vengeance against those who caused his problems, the dick, and the company the dick worked for and the guys trying to kill him. Not to mention when it gets down to it he is a good guy and spares corporal dick-basket because he has a wife and kid.
Which sounds like a better story?
#20 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
lol you talk about their virus strains like the final battle that mercer and heller had was a biological one But it wasn't IT WAS JUST TWO GUYS POUNDING ON EACHOTHER. from a stanpoint of which one was personally more resilient i would still give that to mercer because he still survived a nuclear explosion. also he would still have gained more mass than heller because he was super powered longer even if the nuclear blast took away all of his old mass. and don't say that heller is a sympathetic character. he kills people in the street.
User avatar #21 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
first off, Mercer was lucky to have survived that blast he barley did, and if that crow wasn't there he would have died. Secondly Heller was stronger and more resilient, because as you said it was just two guys pounding one each other. Mercer before the virus was a meek-ish scientist while before the virus Heller was in an advanced military corp. So he was much more physically badass, not to mention he was driven by his want to avenge his wife and to protect his daughter. And by the end game they were about the same mass wise as Mercer only really absorbed mass at the end when he ate his lackeys, where-as Heller was absorbing mass all over the place, and of other super infected. Mercer and Heller both started off as asshats of the higher degrees, the only difference is by the end Mercer was still an royal asshat, and Heller was less of an ass and just wanted to get his daughter, Mercer's sister, and get out alive. He redeemed himself and had more of a growth character wise.
#22 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#8 - prototype SUCKS!  [+] (14 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Just Cause -16
#9 - fiskars (08/12/2012) [-]
Then you haven't even played it.
#10 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
played through the first one and i watched a playthrough of the second one. the ending was garbage mercer should have won.
User avatar #18 - wiljones (08/12/2012) [-]
i agree mercer was a more likable character so killing him wasnt very satisfying
mercer also had cooler moves than heller
User avatar #12 - kronon (08/12/2012) [-]
Mercer should've stayed the awesome bastard that he was in the second one and it would've been perfect. The first one was great though.
#11 - fiskars (08/12/2012) [-]
Do you even know why mercer gets his ass kicked? He spread the blacklight virus dumb shit. He had to be stopped.
#13 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
if you legitimately think that heller was stronger than mercer you're an idiot who needs to play both games again.
User avatar #16 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Heller was stronger, because he was the new strain of the Blacklight. The virus mutated when it was forcibly spread to Heller, who was already stronger then Mercer in terms of will, then Mercer gave him the new form of blacklight, which made him a vengeance machine.
#17 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
mercer had built up so much more mass than heller had in the time that he was infected not to mention he was apparently capable of survivng nuclear blasts. heller would stand no chance in a realistic fight. not to mention hellers character makes absolutely no sense.
User avatar #19 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
First off, Mercer rebuilt himself from a crow, so all that mass was lost from the first game. Secondly what makes Heller so inferior? from a scientific and logical point his form of the virus was stronger, as it was a new strain formed inside Heller that was resistant to the older strain, hence why Mercer couldn't kill Heller the time he tried after Heller killed that team of scientist. Finally which sounds more realistic and logical
1. A man who has amnesia, and strange powers, who knows nothing about his past so he sets out to find it eventually proving he did it tom himself and then he spreads it further after doing a total character flip from being the brotherly guy, to a dick.
or
2. A man, who because of the afore mentioned dick, lost his family and normal life, which causes him to want vengeance, and when he gets the ability to take his vengeance against those who caused his problems, the dick, and the company the dick worked for and the guys trying to kill him. Not to mention when it gets down to it he is a good guy and spares corporal dick-basket because he has a wife and kid.
Which sounds like a better story?
#20 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
lol you talk about their virus strains like the final battle that mercer and heller had was a biological one But it wasn't IT WAS JUST TWO GUYS POUNDING ON EACHOTHER. from a stanpoint of which one was personally more resilient i would still give that to mercer because he still survived a nuclear explosion. also he would still have gained more mass than heller because he was super powered longer even if the nuclear blast took away all of his old mass. and don't say that heller is a sympathetic character. he kills people in the street.
User avatar #21 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
first off, Mercer was lucky to have survived that blast he barley did, and if that crow wasn't there he would have died. Secondly Heller was stronger and more resilient, because as you said it was just two guys pounding one each other. Mercer before the virus was a meek-ish scientist while before the virus Heller was in an advanced military corp. So he was much more physically badass, not to mention he was driven by his want to avenge his wife and to protect his daughter. And by the end game they were about the same mass wise as Mercer only really absorbed mass at the end when he ate his lackeys, where-as Heller was absorbing mass all over the place, and of other super infected. Mercer and Heller both started off as asshats of the higher degrees, the only difference is by the end Mercer was still an royal asshat, and Heller was less of an ass and just wanted to get his daughter, Mercer's sister, and get out alive. He redeemed himself and had more of a growth character wise.
#22 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
nothing that you just said made any sense. the story was weak.
User avatar #23 - zraxx (08/12/2012) [-]
Really? nothing? maybe you just don't understand it. And the story was weak? I'm sorry I'd love to hear how the first games story beats it by leaps and bounds.
#24 - windoftime (08/12/2012) [-]
both stories are weak. i'm not a fan of the prototype series. such a let down in my opinion.
#22 - i would watch the shit out of this. 08/12/2012 on could have been better 0
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User avatar #1 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
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