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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#39 - Picture 10/19/2012 on Cow vs Train 0
#1 - By the way I am aware that his real name is ''Felix Baumgartner'' 10/18/2012 on Belix Faumgartner -1
#1 - Picture 10/18/2012 on Facebook (1) -1
#1 - hurr durr - legeion! 10/18/2012 on Anonymous +1
#4 - Comment deleted 10/15/2012 on A Message. 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on a TRUE Muslim -3
#2 - pulluspardus (10/15/2012) [-]
But i'm white.
#4 - Its just, I like a bit of variation when I fap, could you at l… 10/02/2012 on drthirtyfour's profile 0
#2 - please stop spamming **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2012 on drthirtyfour's profile 0
User avatar #3 - drthirtyfour (10/02/2012) [-]
Almost done, about 30 more.
User avatar #4 - willsgotbeer (10/02/2012) [-]
Its just, I like a bit of variation when I fap, could you at least have more time between uploads?
#41 - You Sir are a ******* retard, the whole intention…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Bigim +1
#57 - kraetyz (10/01/2012) [-]
No reason to reinforce cancer. Don't be an active cunt.
#28 - Picture 10/01/2012 on Bigim +2
#3 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Bigim +14
#450 - She's Watching. 09/30/2012 on BE ADVISED +21
#182 - I always do, and like I said for like the 5th time now, gettin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF 0
User avatar #183 - dolphinjew (09/26/2012) [-]
Okay, my boyfriend has the exact same problem. I know he always wants me to give him a blow job, but he will never asks me directly. Instead, he asks "Where do you want me to cum?" Maybe try that, and see how she responds. Because there really are only a few answers to that. And, if she says "I don't know" or "You choose," you've got the go ahead to suggest it!
#179 - having ass in your face Is actually one of the best things abo… 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF 0
#158 - I love 69 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF 0
#145 - We 69 all the time, Its not that I cant get a Blowjob I just n…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF 0
User avatar #156 - captainwow (09/26/2012) [-]
Give her a bottle of water. Then tell her you poisoned her beverage and the only antidote is stored within your cock. Repeat for infinite blowjobs.

You're welcome.
User avatar #152 - rangerofthesea (09/26/2012) [-]
http://www. sex-techniques-and-positions .com/fifty-mistakes-sex-2.html
take out spaces
your welcome
#99 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Harmonica Beatbox Class +1
#100 - naysja Comment deleted by willsgotbeer
#134 - Like I said, We pretty much **** each others brai… 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF 0
#132 - Its not that she wont do it, its just I feel like a asshole sa… 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF +4
#309 - We all know who is behind all this! 09/26/2012 on Eat it while you can. +5
#121 - Okay this is a genuine question, How do I go about asking my g…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF +4
User avatar #180 - dolphinjew (09/26/2012) [-]
I think it'd be a lot easier if you were both already in the mood. Once you've initiated the making out, touching, that kind of stuff, then it should be easier for her. From my point of view, I wouldn't give a blow job unless I was already turned on. And yes, whoever suggested returning the favour was headed in the right direction.
User avatar #182 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
I always do, and like I said for like the 5th time now, getting the blowjob isn't the problem, It just makes me feel bad asking her to suck my dick, It sounds betafaggy but I love her and want to approach her about it in the most passionately romantic way to show I love her, instead of ''saying ugg ugg zuck mah dik bitch!''
User avatar #183 - dolphinjew (09/26/2012) [-]
Okay, my boyfriend has the exact same problem. I know he always wants me to give him a blow job, but he will never asks me directly. Instead, he asks "Where do you want me to cum?" Maybe try that, and see how she responds. Because there really are only a few answers to that. And, if she says "I don't know" or "You choose," you've got the go ahead to suggest it!
User avatar #171 - AresX (09/26/2012) [-]
Tell her you want one?
User avatar #167 - dengekisushi (09/26/2012) [-]
Tell her you'll return the favor of oral.

I wouldn't know from experience though; I'm the virgin of all virgins.
User avatar #144 - rangerofthesea (09/26/2012) [-]
i always found 69 to be a great position to get a blowjob without that beta shit creeping in on me
User avatar #155 - captainwow (09/26/2012) [-]
No. Nonononononono. Your nose lines up almost perfectly with her butthole. No 69.
User avatar #170 - gmarrox (09/26/2012) [-]
Unless your girlfriend doesn't clean her butthole, I'm afraid I don't see your problem.
User avatar #179 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
having ass in your face Is actually one of the best things about 69 if you ask me :)
User avatar #173 - captainwow (09/26/2012) [-]
A butthole is a butthole, dude. I don't care who it's attached to, it's not my thing.
#158 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
I love 69
#145 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
We 69 all the time, Its not that I cant get a Blowjob I just need a better way to approach her about it.
User avatar #156 - captainwow (09/26/2012) [-]
Give her a bottle of water. Then tell her you poisoned her beverage and the only antidote is stored within your cock. Repeat for infinite blowjobs.

You're welcome.
User avatar #152 - rangerofthesea (09/26/2012) [-]
http://www. sex-techniques-and-positions .com/fifty-mistakes-sex-2.html
take out spaces
your welcome
#132 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
Its not that she wont do it, its just I feel like a asshole saying ''suck my dick?''
#131 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
If you do her first, I'm sure she'd be willing. Coming from a femanon.
User avatar #134 - willsgotbeer (09/26/2012) [-]
Like I said, We pretty much fuck each others brains out 24/7 Its not that she wont give me a blowjob its just I feel like a dick by just saying, ''suck mah dick!''
#126 - drunkburger (09/26/2012) [-]
- Go down on her
- She'll want to return the favor

or

- Be a little rough and push her on the couch
- Walk towards face with cock
#125 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
Of all places, why the fuck would you think the retards from the shitty site could help?
#123 - orendil (09/26/2012) [-]
1 - Get on your knees.
2- Suck her dick.
#303 - America is the reason for the predicted bacon shortage.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on hybrid obesity 0
User avatar #319 - Herbologist (09/26/2012) [-]
funny cuz Murica currently has record stock piles of it.
User avatar #311 - mrblueftw (09/26/2012) [-]
if you like bacon your part of it to
#39 - Picture 09/26/2012 on Suddenly POTATOES +1
#20 - MFW I actually do this to my gf 09/26/2012 on Asking for head from your GF +18
#484 - There are no such things as girls on the internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing 0
User avatar #534 - myrtille (09/17/2012) [-]
If saying that you are a girl pertains to the situation then it's okay to just fucking mention it. It's not like I'm using it as a means to get more attention. So stfu.

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