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#950 - ITT: Some guy who didn't even graduate university thinks he's … 08/12/2012 on Facebook ( 10,000 ) +10
#26 - I was right about to comment that 08/09/2012 on Hardcore Jesus -1
#96107 - Who wants to play LoL!? I feel like it would be fun to make so…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #96223 - rainiar (07/30/2012) [-]
I am US, Toraxon. Add me and later tonight I will be on for a few games.
User avatar #96142 - faturkey (07/30/2012) [-]
If you are from EuW, you can add me if you want.
"Prostitutionion"
I quit LoL for HoN due to shitty community tho so I will rarely come online.
User avatar #96117 - Timmietim (07/30/2012) [-]
If EuW add me , same as username here
#16775 - And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16774 - What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16773 - Tells me that before we all met Liv and Kris were saying on th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16774 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just stop bothering her? Do you think she's interested? We're definitely going to be staying in the house next door to Liv and Gale for 5 weeks next summer and Liv keeps saying "Next summer is going to be great! Best summer ever!" so I'm not sure. Also, Kris, obviously she was attracted to me, she'll be living 2 houses down from us for 5 weeks next summer and she is good looking, a little high maintenence but funny and nice as well and I'd like to keep in touch with here. Haven't texted her for 7 days, should I text her? Meanwhile my friend and Gale have been texting nonstop since the trip ended. I have all 4 of their numbers, Gale, Kris, Liv, and Gale's friend I made out with. Should I keep persuing Liv? She's honestly my dream girl, like if I could go out with any girl I wanted, I would chose her. I'm not bad or anything either, 6'1" 180lbs, Nationally ranked for wrestling, 4.0 throughout high school, lift weights 5 days a week, funny, make friends easily.
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16772 - Anyways I talk to Liv and she says the date sucked. I (pretty …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16773 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Tells me that before we all met Liv and Kris were saying on the beach when they saw me "Who is that!? How old is he!?" Liv said stuff like "I saw him first!" Apparently Liv thought I was really cute all along. I leave the next morning at 6am without seeing Liv again. She tweets me that morning "Have a safe flight home, I'm gonna miss you" and she doesn't know her sister told me all this. I can't believe it. Anyways I texted her two days ago for the first time, started off with a joke and she texted back and we started talking for a while. I end the convo and say goodnight and she does too that's that. Then last night she liked some of my pictures so I said screw it and texted her again, we talked for a while and she says "Ugh I wish you didn't leave!!" and then falls asleep later. Texts me this morning "Sorry I passed out!" Then we text all day until around 5pm she didn't text back, Gale tells my friend who I'm in touch with, that they were going Jet Skiing, so that's why she didn't text back. She never texted me back after Jet Skiing though and I haven't texted her. The thing is honestly she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, and 1 1/2 years older than me.
User avatar #16774 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just stop bothering her? Do you think she's interested? We're definitely going to be staying in the house next door to Liv and Gale for 5 weeks next summer and Liv keeps saying "Next summer is going to be great! Best summer ever!" so I'm not sure. Also, Kris, obviously she was attracted to me, she'll be living 2 houses down from us for 5 weeks next summer and she is good looking, a little high maintenence but funny and nice as well and I'd like to keep in touch with here. Haven't texted her for 7 days, should I text her? Meanwhile my friend and Gale have been texting nonstop since the trip ended. I have all 4 of their numbers, Gale, Kris, Liv, and Gale's friend I made out with. Should I keep persuing Liv? She's honestly my dream girl, like if I could go out with any girl I wanted, I would chose her. I'm not bad or anything either, 6'1" 180lbs, Nationally ranked for wrestling, 4.0 throughout high school, lift weights 5 days a week, funny, make friends easily.
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16771 - To this point my friend had a huge crush on Gale and I had a c…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16772 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Anyways I talk to Liv and she says the date sucked. I (pretty drunk at this point) tell her that she is honestly one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and deserves so much better, then start making fun of the guy and she laughs so hard that she starts coughing and gives me a hug. I got her number that night too. I had always thought she was out of my league, but looking back, she followed me on twitter when we first met and added me on facebook, and started favoriting and retweeting and liking all my shit. Anyways, we take shots together and that night ends. The thing is neither my friend or I had really talked to Liv at ALL until I did that night. Next morning I text her some more jokes and she laughs, then texts me "come to the beach" and we talk on the beach for a while. I still think she looks at me like just a friend. Meanwhile Kris is borderline avoiding me for some reason and Gale is crushing big time on my friend. So I left last Wednesday and the Tuesday night I was drinking with Gale, Liv wasn't feeling well and my friend was already gone. I , drunk, tell Gale that Kris won't even talk to me anymore and that my friend is lucky he got the girl I didn't get anything, say girls don't like me. She says that's not true.
User avatar #16773 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Tells me that before we all met Liv and Kris were saying on the beach when they saw me "Who is that!? How old is he!?" Liv said stuff like "I saw him first!" Apparently Liv thought I was really cute all along. I leave the next morning at 6am without seeing Liv again. She tweets me that morning "Have a safe flight home, I'm gonna miss you" and she doesn't know her sister told me all this. I can't believe it. Anyways I texted her two days ago for the first time, started off with a joke and she texted back and we started talking for a while. I end the convo and say goodnight and she does too that's that. Then last night she liked some of my pictures so I said screw it and texted her again, we talked for a while and she says "Ugh I wish you didn't leave!!" and then falls asleep later. Texts me this morning "Sorry I passed out!" Then we text all day until around 5pm she didn't text back, Gale tells my friend who I'm in touch with, that they were going Jet Skiing, so that's why she didn't text back. She never texted me back after Jet Skiing though and I haven't texted her. The thing is honestly she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, and 1 1/2 years older than me.
User avatar #16774 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just stop bothering her? Do you think she's interested? We're definitely going to be staying in the house next door to Liv and Gale for 5 weeks next summer and Liv keeps saying "Next summer is going to be great! Best summer ever!" so I'm not sure. Also, Kris, obviously she was attracted to me, she'll be living 2 houses down from us for 5 weeks next summer and she is good looking, a little high maintenence but funny and nice as well and I'd like to keep in touch with here. Haven't texted her for 7 days, should I text her? Meanwhile my friend and Gale have been texting nonstop since the trip ended. I have all 4 of their numbers, Gale, Kris, Liv, and Gale's friend I made out with. Should I keep persuing Liv? She's honestly my dream girl, like if I could go out with any girl I wanted, I would chose her. I'm not bad or anything either, 6'1" 180lbs, Nationally ranked for wrestling, 4.0 throughout high school, lift weights 5 days a week, funny, make friends easily.
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16770 - We get to the next house and my friend and the black girl sear…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16771 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
To this point my friend had a huge crush on Gale and I had a crush on her as well, my friend was convinced she liked me. Anyways we split 2 bottles of vodka between the 4 of us and Gale tells my friend (who was 14 at the time) she's liked him since the party and they start making out! I couldn't believe it honestly because I've known him since we were small and he's always been short and pudgy like you wouldn't expect him to get the girl and he gets her. Drunk friend is all over me so we make out too. Later in the night I'm sitting there in Gale and Liv's house, Gale and my friend are somewhere, Gale's friend is passed out downstairs, and Liv just gets home from this date with a COMPLETE douchebag, we met the douche before their date and we were all singing a song and he just yelled "2 Chainz!" douchey stuff like that.
User avatar #16772 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Anyways I talk to Liv and she says the date sucked. I (pretty drunk at this point) tell her that she is honestly one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and deserves so much better, then start making fun of the guy and she laughs so hard that she starts coughing and gives me a hug. I got her number that night too. I had always thought she was out of my league, but looking back, she followed me on twitter when we first met and added me on facebook, and started favoriting and retweeting and liking all my shit. Anyways, we take shots together and that night ends. The thing is neither my friend or I had really talked to Liv at ALL until I did that night. Next morning I text her some more jokes and she laughs, then texts me "come to the beach" and we talk on the beach for a while. I still think she looks at me like just a friend. Meanwhile Kris is borderline avoiding me for some reason and Gale is crushing big time on my friend. So I left last Wednesday and the Tuesday night I was drinking with Gale, Liv wasn't feeling well and my friend was already gone. I , drunk, tell Gale that Kris won't even talk to me anymore and that my friend is lucky he got the girl I didn't get anything, say girls don't like me. She says that's not true.
User avatar #16773 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Tells me that before we all met Liv and Kris were saying on the beach when they saw me "Who is that!? How old is he!?" Liv said stuff like "I saw him first!" Apparently Liv thought I was really cute all along. I leave the next morning at 6am without seeing Liv again. She tweets me that morning "Have a safe flight home, I'm gonna miss you" and she doesn't know her sister told me all this. I can't believe it. Anyways I texted her two days ago for the first time, started off with a joke and she texted back and we started talking for a while. I end the convo and say goodnight and she does too that's that. Then last night she liked some of my pictures so I said screw it and texted her again, we talked for a while and she says "Ugh I wish you didn't leave!!" and then falls asleep later. Texts me this morning "Sorry I passed out!" Then we text all day until around 5pm she didn't text back, Gale tells my friend who I'm in touch with, that they were going Jet Skiing, so that's why she didn't text back. She never texted me back after Jet Skiing though and I haven't texted her. The thing is honestly she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, and 1 1/2 years older than me.
User avatar #16774 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just stop bothering her? Do you think she's interested? We're definitely going to be staying in the house next door to Liv and Gale for 5 weeks next summer and Liv keeps saying "Next summer is going to be great! Best summer ever!" so I'm not sure. Also, Kris, obviously she was attracted to me, she'll be living 2 houses down from us for 5 weeks next summer and she is good looking, a little high maintenence but funny and nice as well and I'd like to keep in touch with here. Haven't texted her for 7 days, should I text her? Meanwhile my friend and Gale have been texting nonstop since the trip ended. I have all 4 of their numbers, Gale, Kris, Liv, and Gale's friend I made out with. Should I keep persuing Liv? She's honestly my dream girl, like if I could go out with any girl I wanted, I would chose her. I'm not bad or anything either, 6'1" 180lbs, Nationally ranked for wrestling, 4.0 throughout high school, lift weights 5 days a week, funny, make friends easily.
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.
#16769 - Then we left for like 20 minutes to check in with our parents …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #16770 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
We get to the next house and my friend and the black girl search for phone, Kris pushes me down onto the couch, climbs on top and says "Ahh I have a boyfriend!" and then just sits on me, starts playfully kissing me like little pecks, I peck back and she looks at me and starts making out, we make out on the couch for a good 30 minutes and get a little touchy, Liv or Gale aren't there and don't know this happened. Anyways that's all that happened that night. But after that we were friends with those girls. Next morning Kris tells me "Don't tell anyone bla bla I have a boyfriend" I tell her sorry and she said "It's okay, I'm still obsessed with you because you're adorable" and she does stuff like invites me to go on her jetski with her and sends me a selfy of herself, stuff like that for the first week. Then suddenly changes a little and acts a little colder towards me. I think it might be she feels bad about falling for me and doing that with me while having a boyfriend. Anyways as this dies down the real issue comes up. My friend and I start hanging out with Gale and Liv a lot and we get ice cream, go to the beach, go to a concert with them. My friend and I both talk to Gale because we both thought Liv was out of our league. Until finally on my friend's last night we party with them, Liv isn't there, it's Gale, her friend from back home (another 8/10), my friend, and me.
User avatar #16771 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
To this point my friend had a huge crush on Gale and I had a crush on her as well, my friend was convinced she liked me. Anyways we split 2 bottles of vodka between the 4 of us and Gale tells my friend (who was 14 at the time) she's liked him since the party and they start making out! I couldn't believe it honestly because I've known him since we were small and he's always been short and pudgy like you wouldn't expect him to get the girl and he gets her. Drunk friend is all over me so we make out too. Later in the night I'm sitting there in Gale and Liv's house, Gale and my friend are somewhere, Gale's friend is passed out downstairs, and Liv just gets home from this date with a COMPLETE douchebag, we met the douche before their date and we were all singing a song and he just yelled "2 Chainz!" douchey stuff like that.
User avatar #16772 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Anyways I talk to Liv and she says the date sucked. I (pretty drunk at this point) tell her that she is honestly one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and deserves so much better, then start making fun of the guy and she laughs so hard that she starts coughing and gives me a hug. I got her number that night too. I had always thought she was out of my league, but looking back, she followed me on twitter when we first met and added me on facebook, and started favoriting and retweeting and liking all my shit. Anyways, we take shots together and that night ends. The thing is neither my friend or I had really talked to Liv at ALL until I did that night. Next morning I text her some more jokes and she laughs, then texts me "come to the beach" and we talk on the beach for a while. I still think she looks at me like just a friend. Meanwhile Kris is borderline avoiding me for some reason and Gale is crushing big time on my friend. So I left last Wednesday and the Tuesday night I was drinking with Gale, Liv wasn't feeling well and my friend was already gone. I , drunk, tell Gale that Kris won't even talk to me anymore and that my friend is lucky he got the girl I didn't get anything, say girls don't like me. She says that's not true.
User avatar #16773 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
Tells me that before we all met Liv and Kris were saying on the beach when they saw me "Who is that!? How old is he!?" Liv said stuff like "I saw him first!" Apparently Liv thought I was really cute all along. I leave the next morning at 6am without seeing Liv again. She tweets me that morning "Have a safe flight home, I'm gonna miss you" and she doesn't know her sister told me all this. I can't believe it. Anyways I texted her two days ago for the first time, started off with a joke and she texted back and we started talking for a while. I end the convo and say goodnight and she does too that's that. Then last night she liked some of my pictures so I said screw it and texted her again, we talked for a while and she says "Ugh I wish you didn't leave!!" and then falls asleep later. Texts me this morning "Sorry I passed out!" Then we text all day until around 5pm she didn't text back, Gale tells my friend who I'm in touch with, that they were going Jet Skiing, so that's why she didn't text back. She never texted me back after Jet Skiing though and I haven't texted her. The thing is honestly she is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen, and 1 1/2 years older than me.
User avatar #16774 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
What should I do with her? Should I text her tomorrow? Or just stop bothering her? Do you think she's interested? We're definitely going to be staying in the house next door to Liv and Gale for 5 weeks next summer and Liv keeps saying "Next summer is going to be great! Best summer ever!" so I'm not sure. Also, Kris, obviously she was attracted to me, she'll be living 2 houses down from us for 5 weeks next summer and she is good looking, a little high maintenence but funny and nice as well and I'd like to keep in touch with here. Haven't texted her for 7 days, should I text her? Meanwhile my friend and Gale have been texting nonstop since the trip ended. I have all 4 of their numbers, Gale, Kris, Liv, and Gale's friend I made out with. Should I keep persuing Liv? She's honestly my dream girl, like if I could go out with any girl I wanted, I would chose her. I'm not bad or anything either, 6'1" 180lbs, Nationally ranked for wrestling, 4.0 throughout high school, lift weights 5 days a week, funny, make friends easily.
User avatar #16775 - willlis (07/30/2012) [-]
And that's it, any help would be really appreicated!!
#16783 - Ken M (07/30/2012) [-]
0/10. Troll harder. Faggot.

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User avatar #2 - otot (06/05/2011) [-]
hey can you get on the server?

cause it says failure to connect on my screen
User avatar #3 to #4 - willlis (06/05/2011) [-]
yeah it isnt working for me either.. hopefully it's up soon
User avatar #4 to #5 - otot (06/05/2011) [-]
yeah well message me if its back up soon
User avatar #5 to #6 - willlis (06/05/2011) [-]
I will
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thanks
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