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#5904695 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5904727 - lordbutthurt (08/26/2013) [-]
#44 - I love it, thank you for the effort! 06/21/2013 on Poor little Timmy... +1
#36 - I, on the other hand, don't remember what the baby head gif of…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Poor little Timmy... +1
#46 - ifuhq (06/21/2013) [-]
#40 - pabloch (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't have it, sorry, conform yourself with this
User avatar #44 - willdabeastt (06/21/2013) [-]
I love it, thank you for the effort!
#13 - THANK YOU WORLD FOR MAKING ME A BOY  [+] (13 new replies) 06/20/2013 on .'s +330
User avatar #583 - vicsix (06/21/2013) [-]
I just don't understand the cramps part. I'm male, i've had multiple times where I've almost went 2 months without shitting (stomach issues) , and they say cramps hurt?
#648 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Period cramps are about 20 times worse than constipation cramps. Plus some girls actually get constipation while on their period and have to endure constipation cramps as well as period cramps. Once the constipation is done having it's way, your ass decides to unleash a river of destructive diarrhea and it feels like your anus is splitting in half.
User avatar #658 - vicsix (06/21/2013) [-]
I still call bullshit. You have to be over reacting. I know how painful stomach cramps can be, and they're never that bad.
#695 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Well maybe for you, but try feeling like you're intestines are being poisoned all while the inside of your uterus feels like sandpaper with tips of knifes slowly being dragged across its flesh (this can last for about 2 hours) and when it's restroom time it feels like you ate extremely spicy mexican food. When this is happening you just don't know what to do and just curl up and want to die. What makes it worse is that it can stop, then you feel pure joy for about 15 mins and it starts all over again.
#677 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
they aren't fucking stomach cramps. It's the feeling of shedding the inside layer of your own uterus.
User avatar #398 - tehbomb (06/21/2013) [-]
But I want to shlick
#84 - prominant (06/20/2013) [-]
#75 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Thank you world

That just sounds weird.

It's like saying Thank you Science, south park all over again.
#62 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
the world didnt make u God did u ungratefull shit
#710 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Woman detected.
#380 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
God gifted you with enough fingers and arms and hands and cognitive ability to not write such a dumb comment. And you shat it right back at him.

He worked so hard... and it's like you don't even care...

User avatar #87 - gentlemanotaku (06/20/2013) [-]
but god didnt impregnate his mother? that was his father!
User avatar #85 - komandantmirkoo (06/20/2013) [-]
so if his parents didn't fuck he would just pop into existance? i respect your right to believe in whatever nonsense you choose, but don't take everything so literally. leave some room for interpretation.
#1 - First post I've seen not about Xbox tonight that made me laugh…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Poor little Timmy... +29
User avatar #32 - pabloch (06/21/2013) [-]
I have finally seen the original gif and not the one with the photoshoped baby face, it's like my life is completed now.
User avatar #36 - willdabeastt (06/21/2013) [-]
I, on the other hand, don't remember what the baby head gif of this looks like, could you please provide?
#46 - ifuhq (06/21/2013) [-]
#40 - pabloch (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't have it, sorry, conform yourself with this
User avatar #44 - willdabeastt (06/21/2013) [-]
I love it, thank you for the effort!
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Know why I hate the internet? -3
#3 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Must be asian.
#1 - Moon Moon likes you too! He's not the only thing you're saying… 06/20/2013 on moon moon -1
#3 - Excuse me sir, you're going to have to come with us. 06/20/2013 on argument invalid 0
#2 - related 06/20/2013 on Chuck-A-Puck (description) +1
#4 - Comment deleted 06/20/2013 on Microsoft -1
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