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#648 - anonexplains (06/21/2013) [-]
Period cramps are about 20 times worse than constipation cramps. Plus some girls actually get constipation while on their period and have to endure constipation cramps as well as period cramps. Once the constipation is done having it's way, your ass decides to unleash a river of destructive diarrhea and it feels like your anus is splitting in half.
#695 - anonexplains (06/21/2013) [-]
Well maybe for you, but try feeling like you're intestines are being poisoned all while the inside of your uterus feels like sandpaper with tips of knifes slowly being dragged across its flesh (this can last for about 2 hours) and when it's restroom time it feels like you ate extremely spicy mexican food. When this is happening you just don't know what to do and just curl up and want to die. What makes it worse is that it can stop, then you feel pure joy for about 15 mins and it starts all over again.
#677 - anonexplains (06/21/2013) [-]
they aren't fucking stomach cramps. It's the feeling of shedding the inside layer of your own uterus.
#75 - anonexplains (06/20/2013) [-]
Thank you world
That just sounds weird.
It's like saying Thank you Science, south park all over again.
#62 - anonexplains (06/20/2013) [-]
the world didnt make u God did u ungratefull shit
#710 - anonexplains (06/21/2013) [-]
#380 - anonexplains (06/21/2013) [-]
God gifted you with enough fingers and arms and hands and cognitive ability to not write such a dumb comment. And you shat it right back at him.
He worked so hard... and it's like you don't even care...
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#3 - anonexplains (06/20/2013) [-]
Must be asian.
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