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Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
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Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
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#79 - And why do you say that?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Mind Blown Voice Actors 0
#81 - llamafinger (02/18/2013) [-]
They got rid of Down but not out so there will be no downing, revives, executions and meat shields as well as no Locust in multi player instead there will be red and blue COG teams. Plus redid the control scheme.
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (02/18/2013) [-]
woah , woah motherfucker are you serious? but I do believe there are locust in multiplayer, it's a new game mode. I forget what it's called though.
#84 - llamafinger (02/18/2013) [-]
I am totally serious man, and nope no Locust. It was confirmed by the designers on Epics blog.
User avatar #86 - wilfredfanforever (02/18/2013) [-]
I do believe the new game mode is a combination of Horde and Beast, I'm pretty sure there is locust.
#88 - llamafinger (02/18/2013) [-]
Yea in Overrun there are locust but not in any other game mode.
User avatar #89 - wilfredfanforever (02/18/2013) [-]
ANd you do get to play as the Locust in that, right?
#91 - llamafinger (02/18/2013) [-]
Just in Overrun but they are in classes so it wouldnt be like playing it in normal MP
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#1880 - it was when I logged in a few minutes ago 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... 0
#1871 - can someone tell me what happens, my computer has the dumb an…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... +3
User avatar #1898 - wilfredfanforever (02/18/2013) [-]
Nigger, this is fucking glorious.
User avatar #1873 - welshash (02/17/2013) [-]
How are you accessing this? It isnt on the front page any more haha
User avatar #1891 - SyntaxError (02/17/2013) [-]
I for one, got up and saw 27 notifications of people getting SyntaxErrors.
User avatar #1892 - welshash (02/17/2013) [-]
Hahaha. I woke up to 35.

Anyway. You're welcome.
User avatar #1880 - wilfredfanforever (02/17/2013) [-]
it was when I logged in a few minutes ago
#125 - **wilfredfanforever rolled a random comment #293 posted by … 02/17/2013 on If this hasn't happened yet... -1
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#20 - I've never played a DS game but after hearing so much about…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Title +2
User avatar #48 - Keoul (02/17/2013) [-]
My first thought was Nintendo DS games....
-cough-
go for the first one, scarier and good intro to the series.
User avatar #46 - the one and only (02/17/2013) [-]
1 and 2 are the scarriest imo, 3rd is way different, wasn't really that scary, you should definiately get them from start to end
User avatar #33 - durkadurka (02/17/2013) [-]
The series has progressed from survival horror to shooter. Start with the first one. Then if you like it, get the next one.
User avatar #77 - pandation (02/17/2013) [-]
Eh I'd disagree with you that Dead Space is moving more towards a shooter game. It's always had a heavy emphasis on guns for sure but that's just one aspect of the game. There are way more factors that make it a horror survival above all else. This series definitely stands along with the other horror genre giants like Silent Hill
User avatar #28 - pandation (02/17/2013) [-]
Dead Space isn't driven purely on the horror genre but also the rather interesting plot. Start with the first definitely to appreciate the series true value.
#71 - dickchupacabra (02/17/2013) [-]
If you haven't already, might I suggest you read "Dead Space: Martyr"? As far as giving you a little more insight into the lore, it is really interesting.
User avatar #76 - pandation (02/17/2013) [-]
It's really hard for me to get into the lore and background of games since I'm not actually playing them. In any game, it's gameplay over plot for me any day.
User avatar #24 - OptimaTentacle (02/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, you should play the first one. Mostly, it's just jump scares, so it isn't that scary after the first few times imo, but the further you go in the series, the less horror and more action there is. I've only played the first 2 though, not the third.
#23 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2013) [-]
Buy the first one.
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#36 - ha, that's cute. 02/15/2013 on Waldo at work....... 0
#329 - Such kindness, I wish I could repay you somehow, but, the best…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Shut up 0
User avatar #337 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
My friend, you can repay me by going out there and showing your gal that you are not going to let her slip away. Show her that you are just as good if not better than any other guy she knows, and tell yourself that you are going to be the best you can for her. Be confident buddy. If you've got a heart and a mind, no girl can slip away.
#51 - Bravo Sir, 02/13/2013 on traffic lights +1
#323 - NO, I swore I would never become the very thing that I loathe. 02/13/2013 on Shut up 0
#320 - Adventure huh? I dunno, she's kinda shy when it comes to that …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Shut up 0
User avatar #326 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
Then start it off slow dude, I don't know your routine so I can't give examples. But just ask her if she wants to go do this or that. Like go out to dinner to some new place, or go see a good movie. Just new stuff... If she shys away just reassure her, tell her it'll be fun. But make damn sure that it is fun.
User avatar #329 - wilfredfanforever (02/13/2013) [-]
Such kindness, I wish I could repay you somehow, but, the best I can do is one Green Thumb.
User avatar #337 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
My friend, you can repay me by going out there and showing your gal that you are not going to let her slip away. Show her that you are just as good if not better than any other guy she knows, and tell yourself that you are going to be the best you can for her. Be confident buddy. If you've got a heart and a mind, no girl can slip away.
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#303 - I have a Girlfriend, and I have been doing the nice gut thing,…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Shut up +2
User avatar #318 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
Emergency brovac inbound. Been with my girl for a year and 7 months now man, and I know being with a lady can have it's struggles. But in your case I think there is an easy fix. Maybe try mixing some stuff up, use different compliments, go to different places. Keep her guessing like she was when you first met/got together. Chicks crave adventure my friend, and it's our job to give it to them.
User avatar #320 - wilfredfanforever (02/13/2013) [-]
Adventure huh? I dunno, she's kinda shy when it comes to that sort of stuff.
User avatar #326 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
Then start it off slow dude, I don't know your routine so I can't give examples. But just ask her if she wants to go do this or that. Like go out to dinner to some new place, or go see a good movie. Just new stuff... If she shys away just reassure her, tell her it'll be fun. But make damn sure that it is fun.
User avatar #329 - wilfredfanforever (02/13/2013) [-]
Such kindness, I wish I could repay you somehow, but, the best I can do is one Green Thumb.
User avatar #337 - coolioshades (02/13/2013) [-]
My friend, you can repay me by going out there and showing your gal that you are not going to let her slip away. Show her that you are just as good if not better than any other guy she knows, and tell yourself that you are going to be the best you can for her. Be confident buddy. If you've got a heart and a mind, no girl can slip away.
User avatar #314 - tsoper (02/13/2013) [-]
if you hate the enemy, you must become the enemy.

become the asshole, its awesome.
User avatar #323 - wilfredfanforever (02/13/2013) [-]
NO, I swore I would never become the very thing that I loathe.
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#7 - tackle it and proceed to rape the shit out of it, asserting my… 02/11/2013 on 2spooky 0
#125 - you fucktard, you obviously don't know Jack when you see him. 02/11/2013 on Party Trick 0
#146 - Thanks, but do you know where exactly I can delete it from? 02/11/2013 on How to be a zombie 0
#92 - for some reason I can't re-download Google chrome, it stops mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on How to be a zombie 0
User avatar #131 - russeljimmyson (02/10/2013) [-]
When you uninstalled Chrome the first time, it likely left a file called System32.dll on windows somewhere. Delete this then reinstall Chrome and you should be good.
User avatar #146 - wilfredfanforever (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, but do you know where exactly I can delete it from?
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#9 - theorangefox (03/15/2013) [-]
Hope you like teachers!

Miss Mia continuously rams her waist into your lap. Hot breath escapes her lips as she pants loudly whilst riding your throbbing cock like a horny animal. She'd barely taken a second to stop, far too addicted to the feeling of your young, thick cock spreading her wet, tight pussy open. The classroom chair creaks loudly aided by the crude sounds of warm, wet flesh rubbing together. Mia's pussy juices coat your cock in a thick layer, and more splash onto your lap as she smiles and licks her lips at you. Her favourite student getting the best reward he could from his teacher.

Mia moans loudly and her tight, warm insides engulf your cock caressing and stimulating the thick head deep within her wet, narrow passage. Her huge, soft tits squash against your bare warm chest as she rubs her body harder against yours.

"S-such a good boy, mmm and so horny too. Do you like it when I reward you?" Barely able to reply Mia giggles as you nod and grunt loudly. Her ribbed wet flesh seizes your slick cock rubbing and squeezing intensely around it. She presses her waist deep into your lap making your thick member bury itself in her snatch. Mia leans forward pressing her plump, rosy lips to yours. She rubs her lips around your own, and her tongue snakes into your mouth. Mia finds your own tongue and licks it playfully. She encourages you push back, and your lips press together as you taste and lick Mia's hot wet tongue lovingly as your cock continues to throb between her wet, tight walls
User avatar #10 to #9 - wilfredfanforever (03/16/2013) [-]
not bad, You've given me a bit of a hard-on. but nothing fap worthy. thumb for the effort though.
User avatar #11 to #10 - theorangefox (03/16/2013) [-]
Bleh I've been out of it for ages, no surprise I suck!
User avatar #12 to #11 - wilfredfanforever (03/17/2013) [-]
No no, It was pretty good, I got a decent boner, but I wouldn't fap to it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - theorangefox (03/17/2013) [-]
thanks I guess
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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