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#6 - Just waiting for someone to take this so far that it's actuall… 07/20/2014 on Collectors edition +20
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#510 - Male, No The question itself raises another ques… 06/26/2014 on Would you? -1
#5 - That's not fair. Magikarp is Magikarp 06/20/2014 on Magikarp better than Yamcha... 0
#22 - I totally have one of those... a lot of those actually. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Thank you 0
#23 - ninjaroo (06/16/2014) [-]
Haha, that's fantastic. My first evil biome lasted about eleven seconds, a horde of zombie elephants plowed through what I thought was a reasonably strong starting group.
#16 - The DF wiki is pretty much a necessity once you pick up Dorf F…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Thank you 0
#18 - ninjaroo (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh man dorf fort. Got any of those stories of complete and utter failure? I love those.
User avatar #22 - whywouldyoudothis (06/16/2014) [-]
I totally have one of those... a lot of those actually.

My first time in an evil biome (not counting the time where we spawned and immediatly got wiped out by a cloud of husk dust) (or the time where we tried to reclaim that site with a military squad and got rekt) I didn't exactly understand the concept of vampires. I built my fort into the side of the mountain where we spawned and walled myself in because the zombies everywhere terrified me. for a long time the fort did really well, until suddenly zombies started spawning in the fort because dorfs kept showing up dead in the dormitory. My fledgling millitary put down the zombies and walled them up just in time for all of the children to go berserk one after the other because this was my first time without an infinite supply of clothes (courtesy of dead goblins) Shit went down hill pretty quickly after that what with the parents tantruming, zombie children, eventual zombie parents, and the angry ghosts. Eventually all that was left was the mayor (also the vampire because the mayor IS ALWAYS the vampire) in what amounted to a zombie apocalypse. I had him wander around for a bit in a desperate attempt to get the fort functional again, building coffins, walling in the undead hordes.. that sort of thing... we didn't get far. Angry ghosts tore his legs off and then his arms (hilariously the ghosts that did it happened to be some of the dorfs that got eaten by what I assume was him) He took an obnoxiously long time to actually die from his wounds.. so long in fact that another migrant wave had time to arrive and get slaughtered. That was a thing that happened.
#23 - ninjaroo (06/16/2014) [-]
Haha, that's fantastic. My first evil biome lasted about eleven seconds, a horde of zombie elephants plowed through what I thought was a reasonably strong starting group.
#2 - The struggle is real. 06/15/2014 on Deltitun +1
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