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#31 - When I went to the Philippines, this is what struck me the mos…  [+] (1 reply) 06/09/2016 on The act of... +6
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#94 - catburglarpenis (06/09/2016) [-]
> be me
> joined navy, 1st duty station is South Korea
> Christmas comes around, we get a box at the military police station
> little paper attached, boss explains that they buy shit on the list that the local orphans need every year
> normal shit, we all adopt and orphan
> I head out and grab a couple gloves and socks and shit for some orphans, feelsgoodman
> put it in the box
> officers get stuff like coats and shit, more expensive requests because they make 2X what us Enlisted makes
> next Christmas we get the box and the list, all normal shit, same thing feelsgoodman
> one kid asks for a PSP, officer buys it for him
> ok...
> Final year comes around before I transfer to my next duty station
> get box & list
> all PSPs, Xboxes, PS3s and iPads and shit
> give list to officers
> don't buy shit that year
> little bastards

They figured out that we'll buy anything on that list and they could sell an Xbox and get infinite coats for it. Smart little bastards.
#5 - Boyish looks aside, them ****** hips tho man  [+] (1 reply) 05/30/2016 on cosplay +2
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#6 - penelo (05/30/2016) [-]
As far as I saw her hip to waist ratio is pretty normal for a female
#10 - It's getting too damn hard to tell whether something is a joke…  [+] (1 reply) 01/28/2016 on not that kind of date lmao +3
#15 - anon (01/28/2016) [-]
Thats because you're not very smart
#7 - What movie is this?  [+] (1 reply) 12/26/2015 on oh 0
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#8 - notanotheraccount (12/26/2015) [-]