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#24 - thelizardlord 01/22/2015 on WWTLLD +5
#27 - Now I HAVE to come. Just to die a horrendous death. 01/21/2015 on The Dread Fedora. 0
#25 - That........ Actually makes a lot of sense. I've always wanted…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on The Dread Fedora. 0
#26 - malvolio (01/20/2015) [-]
Everything. No, seriously: Everything.

First there's the wildlife: If something appears to be cute and harmless in Australia, then we promise you - it has only evolved that way to lure you close enough for the thousands of ravenous, prehensile blade-tongues to descended upon you.

Then there's the Geography: Consisting mostly of arid, dry desert, (populated by over 100 venomous species of snake,) the harsh local climate is peppered with small, livable areas presumably just to lull human beings into a false sense of security.

Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Surely the paradise on Earth that is the Australian beach makes up for an entire continent of biological weapons. And it's true: Australia is known for having some of the best beaches in the world...all you have to worry about are the Saltwater Crocs, heaps of Sharks, poisonous Stonefish, or being stung by the Box Jellyfish: The deadliest and most painful sting of any Jellyfish species in the world.

Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? Enjoy the local culture; go visit the capital of Canberra, or visit beautiful Sydney and see the wonder of the Opera house. And that's totally safe: Just remember to wear protective clothing, stay in well travelled areas, always know the nearest path to a hospital, and just generally try not to exist - because Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name? No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses - it even swims. IT FUCKING SWIMS.

Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?

Things in Australia that Will Not Kill You: ....Hugh Jackman seems nice.
User avatar #27 - whothefuckcares (01/21/2015) [-]
Now I HAVE to come. Just to die a horrendous death.
#23 - Not here in the US. Just goes to show how different fashion is…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on The Dread Fedora. 0
#24 - malvolio (01/20/2015) [-]
Bruh, it's more of a survival thing than a fashion thing.
User avatar #25 - whothefuckcares (01/20/2015) [-]
That........ Actually makes a lot of sense. I've always wanted to go there. Is it true that EVERYTHING there is out to kill and/or maim you?
#26 - malvolio (01/20/2015) [-]
Everything. No, seriously: Everything.

First there's the wildlife: If something appears to be cute and harmless in Australia, then we promise you - it has only evolved that way to lure you close enough for the thousands of ravenous, prehensile blade-tongues to descended upon you.

Then there's the Geography: Consisting mostly of arid, dry desert, (populated by over 100 venomous species of snake,) the harsh local climate is peppered with small, livable areas presumably just to lull human beings into a false sense of security.

Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Surely the paradise on Earth that is the Australian beach makes up for an entire continent of biological weapons. And it's true: Australia is known for having some of the best beaches in the world...all you have to worry about are the Saltwater Crocs, heaps of Sharks, poisonous Stonefish, or being stung by the Box Jellyfish: The deadliest and most painful sting of any Jellyfish species in the world.

Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? Enjoy the local culture; go visit the capital of Canberra, or visit beautiful Sydney and see the wonder of the Opera house. And that's totally safe: Just remember to wear protective clothing, stay in well travelled areas, always know the nearest path to a hospital, and just generally try not to exist - because Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name? No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses - it even swims. IT FUCKING SWIMS.

Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?

Things in Australia that Will Not Kill You: ....Hugh Jackman seems nice.
User avatar #27 - whothefuckcares (01/21/2015) [-]
Now I HAVE to come. Just to die a horrendous death.
#140 - Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster faster faster SONIC X! 01/20/2015 on Gotta go fast 0
#12 - Forget the dreadora, wtf is the other guy walking around in hi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2015 on The Dread Fedora. +2
User avatar #21 - malvolio (01/19/2015) [-]
Those kind of shorts are common here in Aus
User avatar #23 - whothefuckcares (01/20/2015) [-]
Not here in the US. Just goes to show how different fashion is. Here in the US you would be judged as weird or abnormal. Or you would get arrested for public indecency xP
#24 - malvolio (01/20/2015) [-]
Bruh, it's more of a survival thing than a fashion thing.
User avatar #25 - whothefuckcares (01/20/2015) [-]
That........ Actually makes a lot of sense. I've always wanted to go there. Is it true that EVERYTHING there is out to kill and/or maim you?
#26 - malvolio (01/20/2015) [-]
Everything. No, seriously: Everything.

First there's the wildlife: If something appears to be cute and harmless in Australia, then we promise you - it has only evolved that way to lure you close enough for the thousands of ravenous, prehensile blade-tongues to descended upon you.

Then there's the Geography: Consisting mostly of arid, dry desert, (populated by over 100 venomous species of snake,) the harsh local climate is peppered with small, livable areas presumably just to lull human beings into a false sense of security.

Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Surely the paradise on Earth that is the Australian beach makes up for an entire continent of biological weapons. And it's true: Australia is known for having some of the best beaches in the world...all you have to worry about are the Saltwater Crocs, heaps of Sharks, poisonous Stonefish, or being stung by the Box Jellyfish: The deadliest and most painful sting of any Jellyfish species in the world.

Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? Enjoy the local culture; go visit the capital of Canberra, or visit beautiful Sydney and see the wonder of the Opera house. And that's totally safe: Just remember to wear protective clothing, stay in well travelled areas, always know the nearest path to a hospital, and just generally try not to exist - because Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name? No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses - it even swims. IT FUCKING SWIMS.

Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?

Things in Australia that Will Not Kill You: ....Hugh Jackman seems nice.
User avatar #27 - whothefuckcares (01/21/2015) [-]
Now I HAVE to come. Just to die a horrendous death.
#11 - Comment deleted 01/19/2015 on The Dread Fedora. 0
#156 - read username 12/03/2014 on Because math 0
#25 - 'HAD THE AUDACITY" Like it shouldn't be a thing...... 04/13/2014 on Watergate Gate 0
#62 - Did someone mention me? 03/26/2014 on Hulk smish. 0
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