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Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
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Why are you reading this? No, stop! Stop it! I said stop reading this! Why do you defy me? I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE AND YOUR ASS ON A SLIVER PLATTER! SHTAP! I SAID SHTAP! SHTAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAP!

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#9 - Likewise 1 hour ago on The tale of Edgardo and Squid 0
#99 - Who wants to join me in the leman Russ tank? Come on! I need a… 12 hours ago on The FunnyLegion 0
#8 - Thank you. 09/27/2014 on fallout story 3 0
#5 - I am still the same level of confused.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on fallout story 3 0
#7 - mr skeltal (09/27/2014) [-]
It's a questline where two groups inhabit a tower: some humans, and some ghouls. Both groups try to get you to eliminate the other. There is an option to not kill either group, and make peace. However, if you take this option (as OP did), then the ghouls later kill all the humans.
User avatar #8 - wholesomeburn (09/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #6 - rubberfruit (09/27/2014) [-]
okay, get told to kill zombies try and make peace offer, and people get killed bye zombies. Then dead person inside of fridge
#3 - Call me retarded, but I am having a tough time following what …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on fallout story 3 0
User avatar #4 - rubberfruit (09/27/2014) [-]
retarded he just got told to kill some zombies, try to make peace with zombies and tell them they can have the peoples town who told them to kill zombies. Search the town and find leader of guards in refrigerator.
User avatar #5 - wholesomeburn (09/27/2014) [-]
I am still the same level of confused.
#7 - mr skeltal (09/27/2014) [-]
It's a questline where two groups inhabit a tower: some humans, and some ghouls. Both groups try to get you to eliminate the other. There is an option to not kill either group, and make peace. However, if you take this option (as OP did), then the ghouls later kill all the humans.
User avatar #8 - wholesomeburn (09/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #6 - rubberfruit (09/27/2014) [-]
okay, get told to kill zombies try and make peace offer, and people get killed bye zombies. Then dead person inside of fridge
#58 - Don't let shepard hear you say that... **** , you … 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +15
#25 - You are welcome, I get bored and take things and write massive…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Thanks Mr.Skeltal 0
User avatar #27 - lordsepulchure (09/25/2014) [-]
Haha! I personally got a story about a guy who believed that dark magic is actually not different from other magics at all. And that light and darkness themselves aren't as different as we think. If we only put effort into it, creatures of light, and creatures of darkness could live together in harmony. And those decided to become a necromancer, the ultimate mage of darkness, in order to know and understand the darkness, and help other people to do so too, so that they won't have to fear it anymore. But when his family found out about his interest he got banished from his hometown, despised and hated by all. After this he found his way to Necropolis, the haven of necromancers, and made a new life. But this also ended in pain, as the other necromancers got jealous of him. They focused on harnessing the power of darkness, while he sought to understand it and know it. Combined with his passion and devotion, he became superior to even the mightiest of necromancers, so they got jealous. They attacked him, all of them, even his friends and the women he loved, whom he saw die at his won hands, all of them. He managed to escape, but only to be killed later when he sought medical aid from a village. And so he died. Betrayed by everyone he ever loved, forsaken by both light and darkness...and he wouldn't accept it, he couldn't. Rage build up in him. A rage that twisted his view on the world, consumed his very being. And so out of pure rage, he came back as a lich, a lich so cold, so heartless, that ever creature, both of light and of darkness, would tremble in fear only at the sight of him. And now he sits in the cathedral of his hometown, which is now nothing but ruins, after he claimed revenge, only to be cursed by the cathedral's bishop, preventing him from ever leaving the cathedral. Waiting for the day he is free again, so he can drag the whole world into darkness, hoping that a dark world, unlike a this one, is a world were he can at last have a happy life.
#67 - Berserk Alchemist... Huh 09/25/2014 on Your anime name +3
#115 - **wholesomeburn rolled image ** That ain't a person, but this is? 09/25/2014 on Another fun roll day 0
#113 - **wholesomeburn rolled image ** I am probably gonna end up …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Another fun roll day 0
#115 - wholesomeburn (09/25/2014) [-]
**wholesomeburn rolled image** That ain't a person, but this is?

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User avatar #53 - Byte (06/24/2014) [-]
Wholesomburn, a brony I see
Don't worry, you wont get trouble from me
Unlike the haters who cry "HARK! FOR SOOTH!"
I offer you a nice brohoof.
User avatar #54 to #53 - wholesomeburn (06/24/2014) [-]
The debt has been payed, well done.
User avatar #51 - nightroller (02/18/2014) [-]
Sup
User avatar #52 to #51 - wholesomeburn (02/18/2014) [-]
Yo, sup dawg?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - wholesomeburn (03/16/2013) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL! WHY DO YOU APPROACH ME?!
#15 to #14 - zerthyam **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
VERY WELL, YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR PRIZE!
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User avatar #18 to #17 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
*Gives you a cup... A normal, unassuming cup...*
The contract is sealed! My debt has been repaid... BEGONE!
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User avatar #20 to #19 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
The contact has been sealed, I have fulfilled my end of the bargain!
*The room begins to crack, lava pours from the cracks, along with demonic hell-fire.*
BEGONE MORTAL!
#21 to #20 - zerthyam **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
You have no power here, mortal!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
MY PATIENTS IS AT AN END! BEGONE OR I SHALL REND YOUR SOUL IN TWINE!
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User avatar #26 to #25 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
THEN STATE YOUR REQUEST AND BE DONE WITH IT, MORTAL!
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User avatar #28 to #27 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
..... No....
*Disappears in a inferno of green flames.*
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User avatar #2 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #3 to #2 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU APPROACH ME, MORTAL!?
User avatar #4 to #3 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
i have come to thee to humbly ask for knowledge
User avatar #5 to #4 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
VERY WELL, MORTAL. STATE YOUR REQUEST.
User avatar #6 to #5 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
i guess i won't get much knowledge from caps lock users, have a nice day.
User avatar #7 to #6 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YES! BEGONE FROM MY PRESENCE! I HAVE A DEMONIC UPBRINGING TO PLAN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
HERESY!!!!!!!!
User avatar #9 to #8 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YOUR GOD IS BUT A PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A MAN! YOU WORSHIP A CORPSE STRAPPED TO A THRONE!
#10 to #9 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
**guiguito rolls 03**
User avatar #11 to #10 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR PATHETIC CADAVER-GOD! NOW KNEEL!
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