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Date Signed Up:9/09/2013
Last Login:12/01/2013
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#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on The face of SATAN! -9
#2 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2013 on WOW -52
User avatar #70 - savethepandas (09/11/2013) [-]
This is funny in several reasons.
User avatar #49 - deepgreen (09/11/2013) [-]
you probably got second by taking the time to type that whole paragraph.

Irony or not, funny as shit.
User avatar #29 - martyandtaylor (09/11/2013) [-]
#7 - doggstar (09/10/2013) [-]
sorry mate, you came second... you should do like Leonardo DiCaprio and just save it for your dreams
#11 - junkinator (09/11/2013) [-]
Low blow...
#12 - doggstar (09/11/2013) [-]
i know, but he was the first person i thought of
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on lel -9
User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#3 - phanact (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I've seen this guy post this comment so many times I've decided to reply with that so if you see a bunch of alerts from me feel free to ignore them
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on HA -14
User avatar #4 - dinozzzo (09/11/2013) [-]
you suck ass!
User avatar #2 - biitchy (09/10/2013) [-]
This isint facebook.
#3 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#4 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Feeding a pet -7
#5 - badasszilla (09/10/2013) [-]
fourth*
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Megaman Successor -29
#6 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at I dont want to know why **
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Noah's Arc! hehehe -37
#10 - clechyl (09/11/2013) [-]
#9 - danieledgvnn (09/11/2013) [-]
#4 - perchu (09/11/2013) [-]
I want to know how your friend josh being skinny helped you get this far, on your big day
#2 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #5891119 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on The... -4
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Would you feel comfortable... -58
#7 - KingBoo (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - shinyarmor (09/11/2013) [-]
you cant keep posting this everywhere, it was cute at first, but people will start to hate it. please stop
#5 - Grom (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - lolerbot (09/11/2013) [-]
The first time I saw this I thought" I wonder why so many people are downvoting it, I thought it was genuinely funny. But now I see your posting it on every upload you can get.
User avatar #2 - opahelle (09/11/2013) [-]
funny how this post got more downvotes than this post got upvotes
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on The Clown -9
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on The Coin Prank! lel -18
#45 - willindor (09/11/2013) [-]
#20 - jjmr (09/11/2013) [-]
k
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on HAHAHAHA -9
User avatar #2 - commissarcrunch (09/11/2013) [-]
and I feel honored to thumb you down
User avatar #3 - sirfapaton (09/11/2013) [-]
That hardly matters as he is banned already.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Should you play Amnesia: AMFP? -6
#2 - justinacase (09/10/2013) [-]
Stay out of my territory.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on True -12
User avatar #5 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
stop
#4 - mrbongo (09/11/2013) [-]
go away you big fat willy.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Smart Ad -24
#8 - vladhellsing (09/11/2013) [-]
#5 - mydad has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (09/10/2013) [-]
Well congratulations
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on You know you're in America... -4
User avatar #3 - flightschool (09/10/2013) [-]
and why have u written this on like 5-7 uploads?
User avatar #2 - flightschool (09/10/2013) [-]
*clap* *clap*
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#8 - rihardololz (09/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - KingBoo (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey,
Stop it.
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
Im going to tear your sphincter
User avatar #2 to #1 - zehprawn (09/10/2013) [-]
I was rather happy to see him banned.
User avatar #4 to #2 - misskayla (09/10/2013) [-]
this is his second account in a few days to have been banned www.funnyjunk.com/whitenerdy his one hes had for a few years he went from like level 130 to banned in a matter of 2 hours
User avatar #7 to #4 - arandomanon (09/11/2013) [-]
That's... actually kind of impressive.
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