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#133 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on VG Logic of te day -5
#71 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on whoops... -8
#102 - shrekdurself (09/10/2013) [-]
For some reason this made me laugh when I read out the squirrel thing in Christopher Walken's voice
#26 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on /b/ making history -3
#89 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Game of the Warrior -3
#155 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on I dont want to know why -16
User avatar #183 - mvtjets (09/10/2013) [-]
Nice copy
#61 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Meanwhile in Sochi -4
#70 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Meanwhile in russia -4
#78 - hotrodmeatstick (09/12/2013) [-]
hah... nope.
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#142 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Grades -14
#157 - megatrondecepticon (09/10/2013) [-]
its a great speech though.
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User avatar #145 - paintballgun (09/10/2013) [-]
A for effort
User avatar #144 - whycanticaps (09/10/2013) [-]
You are 141 comments too late, I'm sorry
#222 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on ... -4
#434 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on English -9
#485 - whitennnerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#443 - decoyoctopus (09/10/2013) [-]
You're brutally insane, you know that right? Right.
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#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Guess what she got up to -7
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User avatar #9 - mydad (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #4 - lolerbot (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to join this thread. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #5 - Zydratejunkie (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be joining this chain of comments with names growing steadily darker. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Being in an every darkening chain has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank the flying spaghetti monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Baphomet, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet rock for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the homeless man that lives in my backyard for shitting on my deck because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; bobsuruncle, the lolerbot i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me watch porn, my house because without it i would be homeless like that guy looking in my window, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be in a chain like this for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Helping forge patterns is amazing, thank you everyone.
#7 - shinyarmor (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #10 - nunubot (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the fifth person to reply in this chain.All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #21 - matexius (09/11/2013) [-]
...I'll be waiting...
And BTW: School's back in, dude. Go write an essay.
User avatar #11 - shinyarmor (09/11/2013) [-]
this guy, he lost.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Made me lul -7
User avatar #2 - stevenrm (09/11/2013) [-]
it has been an honor following your great success here on funnyjunk
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Seduction Meters -22
#8 - streetgoblin (09/11/2013) [-]
You are under arrest for posting a wall of text and bragging about being the first to comment. How do you plead?
User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #5 - benjamino (09/11/2013) [-]
FSM is love, FSM is life
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on MY HAT -8
User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #3 - furrysheaperd (09/10/2013) [-]
one day i made top comment with a dick joke got a couple hundred thumbs
User avatar #4 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
nice, im only replying to that guy because he was kinda being annoying by commenting the same thing over and over, so i decided to do it to him, just because fuck the guys that do that
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Like a boss -8
User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Head-on Collision Between... -6
User avatar #2 - bobsuruncle (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to reply to whitennerdy. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my fish. I want to thank my friend Jim Wardle, for being really awesome and there for me as often as he could. I would also like to thank my pet budgie for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the pigeon that pooped on my neighbors car because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; phanact, the orange I caught in the moonlight, my waffle on my ceiling because i wouldn't be able to see the wonders of fungi without it, the internet for letting me go on pornhub, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank whitennerdy for actually taking time out of his/her day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on Cheating prevention -5
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work… 09/10/2013 on RIP (Crazy Druck Driver) -6
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Weapon X -7
#3 - chikkachikkayaa (09/11/2013) [-]
You do know with all these red thumbs you're getting you're just going to get banned?

Now think to yourself, is it really worth it? I'd understand if you're trying to make all of us rage, but no one is even raging, everyone just thinks you're a cock.
#4 - whitennnerdy (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh noes, what am I to do, how can I live without my thumbs or account?
#2 - DrAwesomo (09/10/2013) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with you? This is like the tenth post you've put this on. Have some dignity.
#1 - I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work…  [+] (24 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Thanks, Lincoln -211
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User avatar #47 - miscarriage (09/11/2013) [-]
copy pasta
#44 - gerfox (09/11/2013) [-]
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#34 - maxmilianoq (09/11/2013) [-]
gud4u
User avatar #31 - samsaysbai (09/11/2013) [-]
Poor guy wrote a whole speech about finally achieving his goal and we just shoot him down
User avatar #64 - negerboll (09/11/2013) [-]
It's a copypasta..

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, THIS SITE HAS FALLEN TOO LOW.
It has become... 9gaged.
User avatar #66 - samsaysbai (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel betrayed now that I've learned that he's pasting it on everything. I'm taking back my thumb from him that bastard!
User avatar #32 - synthuz (09/11/2013) [-]
probably copied it from somewhere
User avatar #36 - ryander (09/11/2013) [-]
he did
User avatar #33 - samsaysbai (09/11/2013) [-]
Then nevermind.
#30 - grimmwaters (09/11/2013) [-]
#52 - erpetrich (09/11/2013) [-]
You want another one?
#29 - erpetrich (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - icameheretotroll (09/11/2013) [-]
This genuinely made me giggle like a moron
#25 - Superhell (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - zackenia (09/11/2013) [-]
Fox 20th century- ur gay congrats bro
#9 - zangetsublade (09/11/2013) [-]
#6 - vorarephilia (09/11/2013) [-]
you spammed a copypasta and got banned. Don't you feel proud.
#5 - operationcomando (09/11/2013) [-]
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - mrbongo (09/11/2013) [-]
eat a big smelly dick
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#1 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on feel free to ignore -7
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#8 - rihardololz (09/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - KingBoo (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey,
Stop it.
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
Im going to tear your sphincter
User avatar #2 to #1 - zehprawn (09/10/2013) [-]
I was rather happy to see him banned.
User avatar #4 to #2 - misskayla (09/10/2013) [-]
this is his second account in a few days to have been banned www.funnyjunk.com/whitenerdy his one hes had for a few years he went from like level 130 to banned in a matter of 2 hours
User avatar #7 to #4 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
That's... actually kind of impressive.
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